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rico
07-24-2012, 04:30 PM
The responses to this are amusing.

I read all those. What on earth can make a group of people so delusional?

Count Zarth
07-24-2012, 04:35 PM
That was in a 10-7 game, too.

On third and 11.

At the start of the third quarter.

The funny thing is after that play we went super conservative on offense, which eventually resulted in the failed 4th and 1.

So yeah, Cassel is the root of all evil.

Three7s
07-24-2012, 05:17 PM
The chiefscrowd thread is littered with a Cassel apologist or two now. Un....farking.....believable. Do these ass-goblins even watch the games?!
There's a reason I almost never post there anymore. They will think up every possible excuse known to man for defending Cassel.

themanwithnoname
07-24-2012, 06:34 PM
I still want someone to print this off and get Cassel to sign it.

rico
07-24-2012, 06:41 PM
There's a reason I almost never post there anymore. They will think up every possible excuse known to man for defending Cassel.

Is that place home base for the Cassel apologists?


I still want someone to print this off and get Cassel to sign it.

I was thinking about this last night. If someone asked for his autograph at training camp and requested that he signed it, "Matt Cassel 3:16," I wonder if he'd get it...?


I read a comment somewhere, where a guy wrote that he lives in the same neighborhood as Cassel and that he sees him out running all the time. He said something along the lines of "ahh, I hate the guy as a QB because he sucks, but man he's a nice guy...will always say 'hello'" when he sees you in the neighborhood." My first thought was, "how on earth does he rack up the courage to run outside?" Is he blissfully unaware of the extent at which some fans despise him right now? He probably doesn't get on the net much. Lord knows if I were him and read some of this....I would be agoraphobic.

whoman69
07-24-2012, 07:12 PM
That has nothing to do with coaching.

It's a shitty read by Cassel. Throwing to a receiver who has a 5 percent chance of getting the 1st down is terrible.

He wasn't locked in or anything.

Munson
07-25-2012, 12:10 AM
I'm way too lazy to research this, but it would be interesting to see a breakdown on how many 3-and-outs Cassel has against:

- winning teams
- losing teams
- playoff teams

And it would be interesting to see where his 3-and-outs rank overall in the league every year he's been starting. I'm guessing he's one of the top 10 worst QBs.

themanwithnoname
07-25-2012, 01:34 AM
I'm way too lazy to research this, but it would be interesting to see a breakdown on how many 3-and-outs Cassel has against:

- winning teams
- losing teams
- playoff teams

And it would be interesting to see where his 3-and-outs rank overall in the league every year he's been starting. I'm guessing he's one of the top 10 worst QBs.

Haley's "4th down territory" makes a lot of sense in hindsight. Honestly it even made plenty of sense if you were willing to look at Cassel objectively back then.

I don't know how bad the team/Cassel was, but I know just watching the games, you felt it was far worse than even the abysmal Herm offense years. Then they'd finally pull their heads out of their ass and let Charles make something out of nothing.

Count Zarth
07-25-2012, 03:14 PM
I'm way too lazy to research this, but it would be interesting to see a breakdown on how many 3-and-outs Cassel has against:

- winning teams
- losing teams
- playoff teams

And it would be interesting to see where his 3-and-outs rank overall in the league every year he's been starting. I'm guessing he's one of the top 10 worst QBs.

This is far too difficult to research. You'd have to go into the play by play for every game, for every qb, for multiple years.

I'd also guess his three and outs are no more likely against good teams than they are against bad teams. Denver in 2010 was horrible and he was a three and out king early in that game. Same with Miami in 2011.

Count Zarth
07-25-2012, 06:22 PM
Ah, excellent!

http://i.imgur.com/D5cu3.jpg

In other news...

http://www.fanfeedr.com/nfl/kansas-city-chiefs?id=8f6448b4-0134-55cd-80f9-a26d7f2f7c57

http://www.kcchiefs.com/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/450s/cassel_shadowwinners_445.jpg

On Wednesday, Matt Cassel got the chance to warm up for training camp with two of his new "buddies."

The Chiefs signal-caller taught two local fans about the quarterback position during an event at the Chiefs Training Facility sponsored by the Shadow Buddies Foundation.

Ryan Landreth of Olathe, KS. and Kaylyn Olson of Shawnee Mission, KS. ran quarterback drills with Cassel, the spokesperson of the Shadow Buddies Foundation since 2010. The foundation provides emotional support to sick and disabled kids though education and stuffed dolls called "buddies" specifically tailored to each child's condition.

Cassel also taught the two kids how to take three and five-step drops and where to throw the best fade pattern against tight coverage.

O.city
07-25-2012, 06:26 PM
Whats terrible about most of those gif's is that he isn't being asked to make a really difficult throw.


Most are throws an average college division 1 quarterback makes daily.

Count Zarth
07-25-2012, 06:31 PM
LMAO

http://distilleryimage11.instagram.com/301c1022d67211e19b5b1231381b21c5_7.jpg

http://distilleryimage1.instagram.com/5bdf6420d67211e183e822000a1c05f4_7.jpg

Dayze
07-25-2012, 07:10 PM
The next pick shows him overthrowing the little girl in the face of severe pressure from the blitzing little kid.

rico
07-25-2012, 07:22 PM
The next pick shows him overthrowing the little girl in the face of severe pressure from the blitzing little kid.

LMAO

Fish
07-25-2012, 10:16 PM
Like Cassel knows anything about a five step drop....

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-25-2012, 10:18 PM
Ah, excellent!

http://i.imgur.com/D5cu3.jpg

In other news...

http://www.fanfeedr.com/nfl/kansas-city-chiefs?id=8f6448b4-0134-55cd-80f9-a26d7f2f7c57

http://www.kcchiefs.com/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/450s/cassel_shadowwinners_445.jpg


Pants shitting 101

They're learning from the best

NJChiefsFan
07-25-2012, 10:24 PM
http://www.kcchiefs.com/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/450s/cassel_shadowwinners_445.jpg

Its about time Matt started taking lessons. Not sure why he is taking lessons from people at his skill level though.

Count Zarth
07-25-2012, 10:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ygdRA.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/omn7B.jpg

Chocolate Hog
07-25-2012, 11:27 PM
Faked Ned Yost is Ryan Scott Hall on Twitter.

MoreLemonPledge
07-26-2012, 08:55 AM
Maybe we can replace Matty with Cole Hamels. They look similar enough that true fans wouldn't even notice.

http://aeryssports.com/view-from-section-116/files/2012/01/ColeHamels.png

CoMoChief
07-26-2012, 09:40 AM
LMAO

whoman69
07-26-2012, 02:05 PM
The next pick shows him overthrowing the little girl in the face of severe pressure from the blitzing little kid.

I was expecting something more like this.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1213524_o.gif

whoman69
07-26-2012, 02:07 PM
Maybe we can replace Matty with Cole Hamels. They look similar enough that true fans wouldn't even notice.

http://aeryssports.com/view-from-section-116/files/2012/01/ColeHamels.png

I was thinking that yesterday when I heard he signed an extention with the Phils.

SNR
07-26-2012, 02:10 PM
I'm way too lazy to research this, but it would be interesting to see a breakdown on how many 3-and-outs Cassel has against:

- winning teams
- losing teams
- playoff teams

And it would be interesting to see where his 3-and-outs rank overall in the league every year he's been starting. I'm guessing he's one of the top 10 worst QBs.
Against NFC West teams: Not many 3-and-outs
Against non-NFC West teams: Lotsa 3-and-outs

Analysis complete.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-31-2012, 05:08 PM
Cassel was a much better choice than Sanchez!

whoman69
07-31-2012, 07:14 PM
Cassel was a much better choice than Sanchez!

I hope you're kidding. They both suck, but at least Sanchez has won playoff games.

Count Zarth
08-03-2012, 06:49 AM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2507838_o.gif

And it just hit AP...

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2012/8/2/3216213/the-people-vs-matthew-gus-brennan-cassel

bishop_74
08-03-2012, 07:29 AM
HA!
http://i49.tinypic.com/53k6eb.jpg

Sofa King
08-03-2012, 07:29 AM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2507838_o.gif

And it just hit AP...

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2012/8/2/3216213/the-people-vs-matthew-gus-brennan-cassel

LMAO

This response was perfect.

http://i49.tinypic.com/53k6eb.jpg

Sofa King
08-03-2012, 07:29 AM
HA!
http://i49.tinypic.com/53k6eb.jpg

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

bishop_74
08-03-2012, 07:32 AM
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I'll need you keys, badge, and your final paycheck will be waiting for you at the security desk.

Sofa King
08-03-2012, 07:57 AM
I'll need you keys, badge, and your final paycheck will be waiting for you at the security desk.

:huh:

bevischief
08-03-2012, 08:05 AM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2507838_o.gif

And it just hit AP...

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2012/8/2/3216213/the-people-vs-matthew-gus-brennan-cassel

Took them long enough. Congrats.

Count Zarth
08-03-2012, 03:44 PM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2507838_o.gif

And it just hit AP...

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2012/8/2/3216213/the-people-vs-matthew-gus-brennan-cassel

People, I hate to toot my own horn, but if you go on AP and rec that post, it will stay on the front page for a long time.

Do your duty.

Munson
08-03-2012, 04:15 PM
There's a lot of Cassel denial on AP.

Is that where all the true fans hang out?

notorious
08-03-2012, 04:24 PM
That place makes me want to drown kittens.


I wish I was stupid enough to blindly believe in Casssel. Football would be so much more enjoyable.

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-03-2012, 04:28 PM
Some of the responses on there...:facepalm:


i got this far and stopped skimming

However, in an NFL that is classified as a passing first league, he is 3-16 when we put the ball in the air more than we run it.


one of the more pointless statistics iíve ever seen used to criticize cassel.

notorious
08-03-2012, 04:29 PM
Yep, that was the post that had me shaking my head.


Either he is stuck in the past, or he is too stupid to realize how important passing is now.

Setsuna
08-03-2012, 04:35 PM
We gotta get this to ESPN. Or NFLN.

notorious
08-03-2012, 07:18 PM
We gotta get this to ESPN. Or NFLN.

They don't give a shit about a small-market team that has done nothing for 20 years.

Count Zarth
08-03-2012, 07:21 PM
They don't give a shit about a small-market team that has done nothing for 20 years.

If Cassel is here next season, after another year of the same shit, I will make a god damn website with this shit all over it.

With a guestbook for internet rage.

Pawnmower
08-03-2012, 07:31 PM
If Cassel is here next season, after another year of the same shit, I will make a god damn website with this shit all over it.

With a guestbook for internet rage.

Well at least we can visit you there, since your stupid ass wont be here for a year.

Munson
08-03-2012, 07:37 PM
If Cassel is here next season, after another year of the same shit, I will make a god damn website with this shit all over it.

With a guestbook for internet rage.

You'd better get started on making that site. Cassel is Pioli's hand picked "franchise" QB, and he isn't going anywhere.

I hate to say it, but I wouldn't be surprised if he actually gets a contract extension. If that happens, this place will implode.

Count Zarth
08-03-2012, 07:39 PM
Well at least we can visit you there, since your stupid ass wont be here for a year.

If Cassel has a 76.6 QB rating, 10 wins ain't happening, buster bucko brown.

Count Zarth
08-03-2012, 07:49 PM
Uploaded this, for the hell of it. All the other clips suck.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2Av4LK4Ve6k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Sweet Daddy Hate
08-05-2012, 12:15 PM
I hope you're kidding. They both suck, but at least Sanchez has won playoff games.

Sarcasm Meter.

If Cassel is here next season, after another year of the same shit, I will make a god damn website with this shit all over it.

With a guestbook for internet rage.

LMAO

Well at least we can visit you there, since your stupid ass wont be here for a year.

I'm paying for your subscription so that you may begin your rehabilitation.

Stiglitz
08-13-2012, 02:53 PM
Hello Kansas City Sirs. Chargers fan here. This made the rounds on our boards and I just wanted to join and give you props on this breakdown. One of the funniest, most thorough football-related things I've ever read. Gifs especially :clap:

Count Zarth
08-13-2012, 03:08 PM
Hello Kansas City Sirs. Chargers fan here. This made the rounds on our boards

http://i.imgur.com/vp6AP.gif

THE LEGEND GROWS

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VeHp3IVxyQA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

DonTellMeShowMe
08-13-2012, 07:53 PM
lol

New World Order
08-28-2012, 11:29 PM
Cassel's Reckoning is a true realist, brilliant!

Big Smoke
08-28-2012, 11:39 PM
Uploaded this, for the hell of it. All the other clips suck.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2Av4LK4Ve6k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cassel's Reckoning alert!

Munson
08-28-2012, 11:50 PM
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/265386/casselfail.gif

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-28-2012, 11:52 PM
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/265386/casselfail.gif


This

Big Smoke
08-28-2012, 11:52 PM
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/265386/casselfail.gif

Weeeeeee!

rico
08-29-2012, 12:06 AM
Cassel's Reckoning is a true realist, brilliant!

My name New World Order. When I was lernin in skool I watch WCW wrestling. I also use to breeng thees toys to clas, stripp them nakid and lik there kroches:

http://www.shinyshiny.tv/troll.jpg

In fakt, I stil due that tu this dae.

New World Order
08-29-2012, 12:12 AM
My name New World Order. When I was lernin in skool I watch WCW wrestling. I also use to breeng thees toys to clas, stripp them nakid and lik there kroches:

http://www.shinyshiny.tv/troll.jpg

In fakt, I stil due that tu this dae.




I actually never watched much WCW back in the day believe it or not.


Your name is Rico? Surprised you can speak English

rico
08-29-2012, 12:16 AM
I actually never watched much WCW back in the day believe it or not.


Your name is Rico? Surprised you can speak English

Ministry fan then?

Not only can I speak English, but I can throw a pigskin over them mountains.

rico
08-29-2012, 12:17 AM
Ugh...signature is too large.

New World Order
08-29-2012, 12:22 AM
Ugh...signature is too large.



Rico stop taking things so personally, I have no hate towards you. I can take some insults no big deal

rico
08-29-2012, 12:29 AM
Rico stop taking things so personally, I have no hate towards you. I can take some insults no big deal

I'm......not???????

rico
08-29-2012, 12:32 AM
Tharrr weeee gooooo. Size is just right now.

New World Order
08-29-2012, 01:01 AM
http://i.imgur.com/03lOE.gif



Great read right here

New World Order
08-29-2012, 06:10 AM
If Cassel is here next season, after another year of the same shit, I will make a god damn website with this shit all over it.

With a guestbook for internet rage.



I'll sign it

Marcellus
08-29-2012, 06:14 AM
I'll sign it

I wonder why................

New World Order
08-29-2012, 06:39 AM
I wonder why................




You will as well after this season

Sweet Daddy Hate
08-29-2012, 12:04 PM
In case we're all still wondering...

He Sucks.

New World Order
09-03-2012, 05:00 PM
In case we're all still wondering...

He Sucks.



Why yes, yes he does

Coogs
09-03-2012, 08:30 PM
IMPORTANT FACT #58106:

As a Chief, in games where Cassel's team rushes for less than 135 yards he is 5-17. In the five wins, Cassel's defense holds the opposition to an average of 15.4 points.

I still think of all the damning stats that are posted in this thread, that this one says it all.

5-17 under 135

13-4 over 135

Count Zarth
09-03-2012, 09:49 PM
New World Order is a bad motherfucker.

ChiefsandO'sfan
09-10-2012, 10:46 AM
Need to update this clay vs good teams. Cassel 2-9 now.

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 02:51 PM
Update coming.

This fanbase doesn't get it.


Seriously, what is Cassel suppose to do when the playcalling restricts him so much?

I wish they'd turn him loose, let him do his thing, because only then do I feel I'll be able to fairly judge Cassel as a QB, and pass blame on him for losses.

L.A. Chieffan
09-10-2012, 02:52 PM
They need to UNCHAIN Cassell!

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-10-2012, 02:53 PM
Update coming.

This fanbase doesn't get it.

I'd like to punch that shit-stick right in the nose.

Dayze
09-10-2012, 03:00 PM
this team needs a shot in the arm of Damon Huard and Eric Hicks.

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 04:36 PM
UPDATED FACTS are bolded within the quotes. Note: I COULD update record against good defenses, playoff teams and winning teams, but we'll wait for Atlanta to qualify themselves as such a team.

Cassel 3:16

Matt Cassel is 18-23 in his 41 career starts with the Chiefs.

He is 14-6 in games where we ran the ball more than we threw it.

He is 1-1 in games where rushes and passes were equal. Philip Rivers gifted us one win with a fumbled snap. We lost one other game where Matt Ryan made Cassel cry.

However, in an NFL that is classified as a passing first league, he is 3-16 when we put the ball in the air more than we run it.

These games are - 2009 Steelers, 2009 Raiders, 2011 Vikings. The Chiefs have averaged 19.3 points in these wins. Gus threw 3 TD total.


Cassel Struggles Against Elite Quarterbacks At An Alarming Rate


A short list of quarterbacks Gus Cassel has faced throughout his career that might be considered "elite," or "definitely not Cassel in any way":

Philip Rivers, Peyton Manning, Ben Roethlisberger, Eli Manning, Tony Romo, Matt Schaub, Joe Flacco, Matthew Stafford, Matt Ryan.

Cassel's record against this group: 3-13 (.1875).

Gus Cassel's Record Against Elite Quarterbacks, By Year:


2012: 0-1
2011: 1-2
2010: 1-3 68 HOT SHIT YARDS
2009: 1-4
2008: 0-3

IMPORTANT FACT #3 In these 16 games against the elite quarterbacks of the NFL, Cassel's teams have averaged 15 offensive points per game.



Statistics tracking for 2012.

Passing over 20 yards:

3 for 3 (go Cassel!)

Sack rate:

1 sack every 11 pass attempts (typical Cassel)


Newest Cassel failfaces! Share them with your friends!

http://i.imgur.com/ZoKCS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/PovO9.jpg

Bump
09-10-2012, 04:38 PM
wow, that's actually an impressive write up GoChiefs

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 04:54 PM
Cassel vs Ryan Fitzpatrick: 1-2!

Round 4 Sunday!

OnTheWarpath58
09-10-2012, 05:00 PM
Cassel vs Ryan Fitzpatrick: 1-2!

Round 4 Sunday!

Cassel's stats V. Buffalo:

62/105 for 495 yards, 2 TD, 5 INT for a 57.4 Rating.

Under 60% completion and 165 yards a game.

GRADED OUT PERFECTLY.

notorious
09-10-2012, 05:08 PM
New World Order is a bad mother****er.

Just don't take his wagering advice.

Munson
09-10-2012, 05:27 PM
Cassel's stats V. Buffalo:

62/105 for 495 yards, 2 TD, 5 INT for a 57.4 Rating.

Under 60% completion and 165 yards a game.

GRADED OUT PERFECTLY.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/extreme_face.gif

notorious
09-10-2012, 06:26 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/extreme_face.gif

That Gif......ROFL

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 08:13 PM
Oh, and not to pile on, but...

Gus Cassel's last 12 games (4-8) as a starter.


201 for 353 (56.9%)
2,156 yards (6.1 YPA)
11 TD
16 INT
36 sacks (1 sack every 9.8 attempts)
66.48 rating

stevieray
09-10-2012, 08:27 PM
love the last (play)gif in the op...

Albert totally dominates...

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-11-2012, 02:15 PM
Cassel is just horrid.

Ben N 58men
09-11-2012, 02:17 PM
His pass to Boss was pretty. Why can't he throw like that all the time

Count Zarth
09-11-2012, 02:24 PM
His pass to Boss was pretty. Why can't he throw like that all the time

More of a great catch than a great pass.

Cassel is lucky Boss is 6-6. He had to reaaaaach for this throw.

http://i.imgur.com/9IgKN.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-11-2012, 02:25 PM
He looks like a mouth-breathing Bono in those pics.

brorth
09-11-2012, 02:33 PM
More of a great catch than a great pass.

Cassel is lucky Boss is 6-6. He had to reaaaaach for this throw.

http://i.imgur.com/9IgKN.jpg

After watching that touchdown about 80 times, I'm going to say it.

I don't think that pass was intended for Kevin Boss.

I think that was for D Bowe. He and Boss ran to the same place, Bowe broke off his route. Cassel's body language screams that pass was intended for Bowe.

I could be wrong, wouldn't be the first time, but I would love for *nudge wink* someone *nudge wink* to look at that whole play, and tell me it's not entirely possible.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-11-2012, 02:34 PM
It was probably intended for the pop corn guy in the stands.

Count Zarth
09-11-2012, 02:47 PM
After watching that touchdown about 80 times, I'm going to say it.

I don't think that pass was intended for Kevin Boss.

I think that was for D Bowe. He and Boss ran to the same place, Bowe broke off his route. Cassel's body language screams that pass was intended for Bowe.

I could be wrong, wouldn't be the first time, but I would love for *nudge wink* someone *nudge wink* to look at that whole play, and tell me it's not entirely possible.

Holy crap dude.

Even when we're good, we're bad.

http://i.imgur.com/tXy9U.jpg

L.A. Chieffan
09-11-2012, 02:49 PM
No. That was a beautiful fucking pass to Boss that was executed perfectly. You guys cant just make shit up to help your own agenda

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-11-2012, 02:51 PM
No. That was a beautiful fucking pass to Boss that was executed perfectly. You guys cant just make shit up to help your own agenda


LMAO ur hero sux.

L.A. Chieffan
09-11-2012, 02:51 PM
LMAO ur hero sux.

The World needs Heroes right now

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-11-2012, 02:52 PM
The World needs Heroes right now

KC needs a QB not wearing #7 right now.

brorth
09-12-2012, 05:49 AM
No. That was a beautiful fucking pass to Boss that was executed perfectly. You guys cant just make shit up to help your own agenda
Wow, then.
All this time I thought he was just staring down his first option.
I fell for the four year long look off on the seam route to Kevin Boss.

Count Zarth
09-12-2012, 06:18 AM
They're on board.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/545930_454580207898229_1261544193_n.jpg

Count Zarth
09-12-2012, 07:59 AM
I have uncovered a shocking, shocking new statistic that will rock Matt Cassel lovers to their core.

The Chiefs' record with Matt Cassel when the opponent scores more than 24 points:

0-15


Matt Cassel's career record when the opponent scores more than 24 points.

2-19


Score 25+ points, and you've got a Cassel-led team licked.

Count Zarth
09-13-2012, 05:48 AM
Casselsuck, 2012. It has begun.

http://i.imgur.com/PfdNT.gif

http://i.imgur.com/THnDF.gif

http://i.imgur.com/8hwO8.gif

http://i.imgur.com/3str6.gif

Guru
09-13-2012, 05:54 AM
I have uncovered a shocking, shocking new statistic that will rock Matt Cassel lovers to their core.

The Chiefs' record with Matt Cassel when the opponent scores more than 24 points:

0-15


Matt Cassel's career record when the opponent scores more than 24 points.

2-19


Score 25+ points, and you've got a Cassel-led team licked.

and that is all anyone really needs to know.

BoneKrusher
09-13-2012, 05:59 AM
and that is all anyone really needs to know.

yep, i get this look on my Face
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb147/Logicblade/Dwight.gif
when i watch Caasel under pressure

Munson
09-13-2012, 06:04 AM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5ei2ZnQc1qh01r8o1_500.gif

Baby Lee
09-13-2012, 08:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/3str6.gif


I see this and hear Elliot Gould comforting Courtney Cox 'There there my little Harmonica."

http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/99879_max.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-13-2012, 11:07 AM
LMAO The first gif is a fuckin' screen...

Count Zarth
09-13-2012, 12:34 PM
I really hate this play.

1. Cassel sucks

2. His dependence on Dex sucks

3. Gonna wind up getting Dex killed/throwing picks before long

http://i.imgur.com/WFUwi.gif

htismaqe
09-13-2012, 12:36 PM
Hey dude, can you put some of the original post in Spoiler tags?

That way we don't have to scroll down through the whole thing in order to see new posts...

threebag02
09-13-2012, 12:37 PM
I really hate this play.

1. Cassel sucks

2. His dependence on Dex sucks

3. Gonna wind up getting Dex killed/throwing picks before long

http://i.imgur.com/WFUwi.gif

Dex is already out of range

Count Zarth
09-13-2012, 12:45 PM
Hey dude, can you put some of the original post in Spoiler tags?

That way we don't have to scroll down through the whole thing in order to see new posts...

Can't, character limit is reached.

Deal with it.

Frosty
09-13-2012, 12:56 PM
Hey dude, can you put some of the original post in Spoiler tags?

That way we don't have to scroll down through the whole thing in order to see new posts...

Clayhole loves to make gigantic OP's in his his threads and won't do anything about it when people complain. It's fucking annoying.

Count Zarth
09-13-2012, 12:58 PM
Children in Africa are starving and you're complaining about having to scroll for 3 seconds.

htismaqe
09-13-2012, 01:00 PM
Children in Africa are starving and you're complaining about having to scroll for 3 seconds.

It wouldn't be hard to replace your quote tags with spoiler tags. It wouldn't affect the word count at all.

Get over yourself.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-13-2012, 01:04 PM
I can't remember what good QBing looks anymore...

Von Dumbass
09-13-2012, 01:07 PM
I can't remember what good QBing looks anymore...<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uKjNvE16Uew" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Frosty
09-13-2012, 01:11 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uKjNvE16Uew" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>



Dickweed LMAO

jd1020
09-13-2012, 01:15 PM
I really hate this play.

1. Cassel sucks

2. His dependence on Dex sucks

3. Gonna wind up getting Dex killed/throwing picks before long

Complaining? Dex getting killed is probably the only way you win your bet.

htismaqe
09-13-2012, 01:16 PM
Complaining? Dex getting killed is probably the only way you win your bet.

ROFL

:thumb:

hometeam
09-13-2012, 01:38 PM
I cant believe I missed this post!

I approve! Forwarding to my true fan buddies~

Count Zarth
09-13-2012, 03:37 PM
It wouldn't be hard to replace your quote tags with spoiler tags. It wouldn't affect the word count at all.

Get over yourself.

Dude, I tried to replace two quote tags with spoiler tags.

It won't let me.

The post is glorious, just deal with it.

EDIT - I am able to replace quote tags with ONE spoiler tag, so I spoiler'd the largest middle section.

htismaqe
09-13-2012, 03:48 PM
Dude, I tried to replace two quote tags with spoiler tags.

It won't let me.

The post is glorious, just deal with it.

EDIT - I am able to replace quote tags with ONE spoiler tag, so I spoiler'd the largest middle section.

Good enough.

New World Order
09-13-2012, 03:51 PM
I can't stop laughing at the gif where Cassel steps DIRECTLY INFRONT of the rushing DE from the Chargers.

L.A. Chieffan
09-13-2012, 03:55 PM
Bro, every QB is gonna have a couple of plays a game that dont look pretty.

That pass to Hillis was fine I dont even see why you GIFd it

Count Zarth
09-13-2012, 03:59 PM
Bro, every QB is gonna have a couple of plays a game that dont look pretty.

That pass to Hillis was fine I dont even see why you GIFd it

It's just funny, because Cassel loves to throw the ball six yards behind the line of scrimmage to a guy who has no chance of gaining shit.

And he gets his ass beat.

It's the perfect GIF for this thread, and Cassel haters everywhere.

New World Order
09-13-2012, 04:04 PM
Matt Casshole is part of the problem, I hate Matt Casshole

Molitoth
09-13-2012, 04:29 PM
There was one play that went somewhat unnoticed (because it was during a scoring drive) that Cassel threw the biggest duck ever. It was a total Huard type wobble launcher. I will rewatch the DVR and find out which drive it was.. Fucking hilarious.

jd1020
09-13-2012, 04:31 PM
There was one play that went somewhat unnoticed (because it was during a scoring drive) that Cassel threw the biggest duck ever. It was a total Huard type wobble launcher. I will rewatch the DVR and find out which drive it was.. Fucking hilarious.

If it's the one I think you are talking about, he was lucky he threw a duck because if I remember there was a defender breaking on the route.

Count Zarth
09-13-2012, 04:32 PM
There was one play that went somewhat unnoticed (because it was during a scoring drive) that Cassel threw the biggest duck ever. It was a total Huard type wobble launcher. I will rewatch the DVR and find out which drive it was.. Fucking hilarious.

You're thinking about the pass to Breaston to the left sideline.

Molitoth
09-13-2012, 06:12 PM
I just went back and found it. About 5:06 in the 1st Quarter.
yes a pass to his left on an out route. The announcers comments that it may have been tipped, but I watched it in slow-mo and it doesn't appear to have been.

wobble wobble.

O.city
09-13-2012, 07:53 PM
I'd like to see all QB's winning percentage when they are down by 2 scores.

Munson
09-13-2012, 08:08 PM
Matt Casshole is <strike>part of</strike> the problem, I hate Matt Casshole

Fixed it for you.

New World Order
09-13-2012, 09:21 PM
You're thinking about the pass to Breaston to the left sideline.



CR, I have a request. Do you remember that deep pass Cassel made to Bowe against Indy, I am not sure if it was 11 or 10 season, I think it was 11, where the ball was about 20 yards underthrown. That is a great Casshole pass.

BossChief
09-13-2012, 09:41 PM
This place is gonna be a fucking MADHOUSE if Cassel plays the rest of the year like he did that Atlanta first half.

Count Zarth
09-13-2012, 09:47 PM
This place is gonna be a fucking MADHOUSE if Cassel plays the rest of the year like he did that Atlanta first half.

If he doesn't complete a single pass over 22 yards for the rest of the year, it's gonna be a mad house? LMAO

Tribal Warfare
09-14-2012, 05:58 AM
This place is gonna be a fucking MADHOUSE if Cassel plays the rest of the year like he did that Atlanta first half.

but he won't

htismaqe
09-14-2012, 07:00 AM
but he won't

This. x1000

Thig Lyfe
09-14-2012, 07:46 AM
Proud to be an Anti-Cassel man
Where at least I know I'm right

threebag02
09-14-2012, 10:08 AM
its time for a billboard in KC

BoneKrusher
09-14-2012, 10:15 AM
This place is gonna be a ****ing MADHOUSE if Cassel plays the rest of the year like he did that Atlanta first half.

ain't no way that's happening, i mean were talking about Matt Cassel here. ;)

BossChief
09-14-2012, 10:46 AM
If you take away the fumble (that really wasn't all his fault, thats totally on the refs and Albert) and the Moeaki pick (which also wasn't his fault...ball placement was just just fine) he had a good game. Good zip and accuracy on his passes and he showed some poise on some of his throws.

Lets not act like the guy had a terrible game.

Sorry, but that's objective.

htismaqe
09-14-2012, 10:51 AM
If you take away the fumble (that really wasn't all his fault, thats totally on the refs and Albert) and the Moeaki pick (which also wasn't his fault...ball placement was just just fine) he had a good game. Good zip and accuracy on his passes and he showed some poise on some of his throws.

Lets not act like the guy had a terrible game.

Sorry, but that's objective.

If, if, if...wouldn't it be nice JUST ONCE to say he had a good game without a bunch of stupid caveats?

saphojunkie
09-14-2012, 10:59 AM
If you take away the fumble (that really wasn't all his fault, thats totally on the refs and Albert) and the Moeaki pick (which also wasn't his fault...ball placement was just just fine) he had a good game. Good zip and accuracy on his passes and he showed some poise on some of his throws.

Lets not act like the guy had a terrible game.

Sorry, but that's objective.

Sorry, but I'm firmly entrenched in the belief that Matt Cassel causes as many of the drops/tipped pass interceptions as his receivers do.

When you are constantly throwing it high, slightly behind, not in stride, to the wrong spot, your receivers are not going to be able to make clean catches.

In 2010, I started noticing that Cassel couldn't hit guys in stride. They never caught the ball with two hands extended in front of their face mask without slowing down or stopping. Why? Because Cassel never put it there. That was the moment I lost faith in him.

I never want to hear about completion percentage. Show me a QB throwing on a crossing route, and I'll tell you immediately if he's accurate or not. Cassel could throw for 70% completion, but he'll never be accurate.

BossChief
09-14-2012, 11:00 AM
If, if, if...wouldn't it be nice JUST ONCE to say he had a good game without a bunch of stupid caveats?

You think its fair to place the blame on Cassel for things out of his control?

Let's be real here, Cassel had a good game against a very talented defense.

It's true.

brorth
09-14-2012, 11:06 AM
You think its fair to place the blame on Cassel for things out of his control?

Let's be real here, Cassel had a good game against a very talented defense.

It's true.

21 of 33 for 258 yds. 63.6% Completed, 7.82 yds per attempt. 24 yd longest completion, 1 TD 2 Int and a 72.5 passer rating?
That's what qualifies as a good game in your book?
You've allowed your standards to be compromised by our current QB situation.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-14-2012, 11:07 AM
Proud to be an Anti-Cassel man
Where at least I know I'm right

Damn straight.

durtyrute
09-14-2012, 11:08 AM
Matt is not our problem right now

BossChief
09-14-2012, 11:10 AM
Sorry, but I'm firmly entrenched in the belief that Matt Cassel causes as many of the drops/tipped pass interceptions as his receivers do.

When you are constantly throwing it high, slightly behind, not in stride, to the wrong spot, your receivers are not going to be able to make clean catches.

In 2010, I started noticing that Cassel couldn't hit guys in stride. They never caught the ball with two hands extended in front of their face mask without slowing down or stopping. Why? Because Cassel never put it there. That was the moment I lost faith in him.

I never want to hear about completion percentage. Show me a QB throwing on a crossing route, and I'll tell you immediately if he's accurate or not. Cassel could throw for 70% completion, but he'll never be accurate.

I have been a Cassel hater since well before the trade and brinks truck.

That doesn't mean I will ignore his improvements when I see them.

He threw the majority of his passes Sunday with good zip and accuracy against a very talented defense.

htismaqe
09-14-2012, 11:14 AM
You think its fair to place the blame on Cassel for things out of his control?

Let's be real here, Cassel had a good game against a very talented defense.

It's true.

He's the only player on the offense other than the center that touches the ball on EVERY play.

To suggest that all of these things are "out of his control" is incorrect.

No, Albert shouldn't have let the rusher run free. Cassel could have also held onto the ball. He's not completely absolved of blame.

Similarly, on the Moeaki tipped ball/INT - although it appears to have been a perfectly-thrown ball, we have no idea about the velocity and other factors that might have led to Moeaki not catching the ball. By sheer virtue of the fact that Cassel THREW THE PASS, he'll never be completely free of blame.

All of that being said, I'm sick and ****ing tired of these conversations. I would just like for ONE TIME to be able to say "he had a good game" and not have to add a qualifier afterwards.

BossChief
09-14-2012, 11:15 AM
21 of 33 for 258 yds. 63.6% Completed, 7.82 yds per attempt. 24 yd longest completion, 1 TD 2 Int and a 72.5 passer rating?
That's what qualifies as a good game in your book?
You've allowed your standards to be compromised by our current QB situation.

Only one of those picks was his fault and that causes a big swing in the QB rating.

The rest of that stat line is good enough to win with against defenses as good as Atlantas.

I'll take 63% and 7.82 ALL DAY from our quarterback position.

If he ends the year with those averages, Id be happy.

BossChief
09-14-2012, 11:23 AM
He's the only player on the offense other than the center that touches the ball on EVERY play.

To suggest that all of these things are "out of his control" is incorrect.

No, Albert shouldn't have let the rusher run free. Cassel could have also held onto the ball. He's not completely absolved of blame.

Similarly, on the Moeaki tipped ball/INT - although it appears to have been a perfectly-thrown ball, we have no idea about the velocity and other factors that might have led to Moeaki not catching the ball. By sheer virtue of the fact that Cassel THREW THE PASS, he'll never be completely free of blame.

All of that being said, I'm sick and ****ing tired of these conversations. I would just like for ONE TIME to be able to say "he had a good game" and not have to add a qualifier afterwards.

Im not gonna sit here and blame Cassel for a defender wrapping Moeaki up while the ball was in the air and Moeaki STILL getting his hands up high enough to get them on the ball.

On the fumble, JA was WAYYYY offsides and the ball was chopped out within 2 seconds of the snap.

Now way I am placing the blame for the results of those plays on Cassel.

When he fails, Ill be right here to throw him into the fire and will be calling for Brady Quinn and Stanzi to get their chances...but that time hasnt came yet.

whoman69
09-14-2012, 03:00 PM
Im not gonna sit here and blame Cassel for a defender wrapping Moeaki up while the ball was in the air and Moeaki STILL getting his hands up high enough to get them on the ball.

On the fumble, JA was WAYYYY offsides and the ball was chopped out within 2 seconds of the snap.

Now way I am placing the blame for the results of those plays on Cassel.

When he fails, Ill be right here to throw him into the fire and will be calling for Brady Quinn and Stanzi to get their chances...but that time hasnt came yet.

If they lose this week, it has to be close. 0-2 going to New Orleans is not the place to be.

Count Zarth
09-14-2012, 03:39 PM
On the fumble, JA was WAYYYY offsides and the ball was chopped out within 2 seconds of the snap.

He wasn't offsides at all. Dunno why this falsity is getting spread around.

http://i.imgur.com/1SHcT.jpg

Count Zarth
09-14-2012, 03:41 PM
If you take away the fumble (that really wasn't all his fault, thats totally on the refs and Albert) and the Moeaki pick (which also wasn't his fault...ball placement was just just fine) he had a good game. Good zip and accuracy on his passes and he showed some poise on some of his throws.
.

Didn't throw a single pass over 22 yards.

That's my quateybeck

http://www.vikpowell.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/terrell_owens_crying1.jpg

Count Zarth
09-16-2012, 05:42 PM
http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/The%20Patriot%20%20Battle.gif

Munson
09-16-2012, 05:45 PM
Fetal Casshole!

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1380229/fetalcassel.gif

Flachief58
09-17-2012, 11:01 AM
This should stay on the front page until he's gone

Fish
09-17-2012, 11:06 AM
Fetal Casshole!

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1380229/fetalcassel.gif

Turtle powers activate!!

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09-17-2012, 11:17 AM
Fetal Casshole!

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1380229/fetalcassel.gif



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Death2CasselFans
09-17-2012, 01:39 PM
Im the biggest Cassel hater here.

I openly root for the Chiefs to get blown out every week. Because everyone gets blamed in a blowout. But in close losses, Cassel can escape being blamed.

My biggest fear was we would beat Buffalo. Thank God we didn't. Now the losing streak can continue safely.

Chocolate Hog
09-17-2012, 05:11 PM
Give us a new QB or give us death

RUSH
09-17-2012, 05:57 PM
Wow how did I miss this? Fantastic work.

ILChief
09-17-2012, 06:00 PM
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bench-Matt-Cassel/525048060854696

Thig Lyfe
09-17-2012, 06:13 PM
I have shit three times today. I feel like Cassel's performance is to blame.

Count Zarth
09-17-2012, 06:36 PM
0-16 vs teams that scored more than 24 points now.

1-3 vs Ryan Shitzpatrick.

Chocolate Hog
09-17-2012, 06:38 PM
Jack Harry has now seen this thread. We are famous.

Count Zarth
09-17-2012, 06:38 PM
Cassel 3:16 update:

Now 3-17 when we pass more than we run.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-17-2012, 06:43 PM
Jack Harry has now seen this thread. We are famous.

For real? The media HAS to see this thread.

Marco Polo
09-17-2012, 08:57 PM
Jwhit, put this on the interwebz!

Count Zarth
09-17-2012, 09:01 PM
CLIFF NOTES for any media viewing the thread that lack reading comprehension.

The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel

In an NFL that is classified as a passing first league, he is 3-17 when we put the ball in the air more than we run it.

Cassel has a career winning percentage of .1875 against playoff teams (3-13), and is 1-9 as Chiefs quarterback.

Against playoff teams, for his Chiefs career, Cassel averages 148.5 yards passing per game.

Cassel has a career winning percentage of 0.277 against winning teams (5-13). He is 2-8 as Chiefs quarterback against winning teams.

During Gus Cassel's BEST SEASON (2010) he posted a lower deep completion percentage than 2011 Tim Tebow. He has completed 25.7 percent of his passes over 20 yards for his career.

During 2008, Cassel was sacked once every 11 pass attempts. Behind the exact same line Tom Brady was sacked once every 35 attempts. Cassel was also sacked once every 12 attempts behind the 5th rated pass blocking line in Kansas City.

Cassel has a 5-8 record against top 10 defenses and averages 189 yards per game with a TD/INT ratio of 10/13. His teams average 16.6 offensive points per game. His Chiefs teams average 12 offensive points per game.

Cassel has a 4-13 record against Drew Brees, Philip Rivers, Peyton Manning, Ben Roethlisberger, Eli Manning, Tony Romo, Matt Schaub, Joe Flacco, Matt Ryan and Matthew Stafford. In these 17 games, his teams have averaged 16 offensive points per game.

As Chiefs starter, Cassel is 0-16 against teams that score more than 24 points.

As a Chief, in games where Cassel's team rushes for less than 135 yards he is 5-17. In the five wins, Cassel's defense holds the opposition to an average of 15.4 points.

New World Order
09-17-2012, 09:12 PM
Admin needs to make this a sticky, there is no more debating about why he should or shouldn't be the starting qb, he sucks. Get him out of here

Count Zarth
09-17-2012, 09:22 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/185244_456521941037389_1608282300_n.jpg

Fruit Ninja
09-17-2012, 09:49 PM
yep, sticky this thread! lol

New World Order
09-17-2012, 09:50 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/185244_456521941037389_1608282300_n.jpg




That's great

Fruit Ninja
09-17-2012, 09:55 PM
Jwhit, put this on the interwebz!

where? i didnt see him put anything but his original article up that was posted on this forum.

Munson
09-17-2012, 10:00 PM
yep, sticky this thread! lol

It should be permanently stickied until Cassel is no longer the QB.

Count Zarth
09-17-2012, 10:07 PM
It should be permanently stickied until Cassel is no longer the QB.

http://i.imgur.com/bhqtp.gif

Count Zarth
09-18-2012, 09:12 PM
Time for your beating, Matt.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/543436_456871437669106_1224863962_n.jpg

New World Order
09-18-2012, 09:18 PM
Kill Matt Cassel!

oRYMANo
09-18-2012, 10:20 PM
I say we make a Matt cassell lo-light video then play it over the jumbo-tron at Arrow Head

New World Order
09-19-2012, 03:33 AM
Clay we are now 3-17 when we throw more than we run after the federal pounding in the ass prison that were the Buffalo Bills

Tribal Warfare
09-19-2012, 11:36 AM
yep, sticky this thread! lol

I concur

Count Zarth
09-19-2012, 11:09 PM
Is it my imagination or are Kevin Boss and Tony Moeaki quite open on this play where Casshole fumbled? Right side of the field, short and deep.

Gus takes two steps up before he's sacked after this frame so he had time to throw.

http://i.imgur.com/RO8xp.jpg

BossChief
09-19-2012, 11:17 PM
Dude, from the looks of things, EVERYONE is open if the throw is on the mark.

A franchise quarterback can complete a pass to ANY of those receivers.

BossChief
09-19-2012, 11:41 PM
Here is the quote of Tamba throwing Cassel under the bus...

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2011/12/21/2653621/tamba-hali-kansas-city-chiefs-romeo-crennel

He was also asked about Romeo Crennel and his chances of coming back.

"Yeah, I think anybody on this team would agree with me," Hali said when asked if the players want Romeo back. "If we can keep Romeo as our head coach here, it'd be great. We love what he does, his game plan. As you can see what happened on Sunday, he was able to control the clock, along with our quarterback. That's something we haven't been able to do here in a long time is control the clock. That will win you games."

If it wasn't clear that he likes Romeo, then read on.

Guru
09-20-2012, 01:04 AM
Huard powers activate!!

FYP

New World Order
09-20-2012, 04:15 AM
Anyone remember when the Chiefs were running the bunch formation and Moaeki was wide open in the flats, Cassel threw it way to the sideline and moaeki dove and didn't catch it.


Keep bumping this thread till Matt Casshole is either fired or dead, preferably dead.

Coogs
09-20-2012, 05:30 AM
Dude, from the looks of things, EVERYONE is open if the throw is on the mark.

A franchise quarterback can complete a pass to ANY of those receivers.

Damn! No kidding! Hell, whoever is running right down the seam at the 48 yard line should be at least a 15 to 20 yard gain. At least.

And this is the play he fumbled on? :shake:

Guru
09-20-2012, 05:49 AM
Damn! No kidding! Hell, whoever is running right down the seam should be at least a 15 to 20 yard gain. At least.

And this is the play he fumbled on? :shake:

He sure knows how to pick'em.

Cheater5
09-20-2012, 06:16 AM
What a waste of opportunity these past 2-3 years. What might've been with even a solid (not stellar) quarterback? Think how many Chiefs players have moved on or are now past their prime while we waited on MC to 'bloom'.

Damn near criminal neglect.

Count Zarth
09-20-2012, 09:19 AM
Damn! No kidding! Hell, whoever is running right down the seam at the 48 yard line should be at least a 15 to 20 yard gain. At least.

And this is the play he fumbled on? :shake:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/483245_457335707622679_2071724861_n.jpg

Coogs
09-21-2012, 05:30 AM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/483245_457335707622679_2071724861_n.jpg

:LOL:

Count Zarth
09-21-2012, 06:12 AM
Coach's film really reveals Casshole's suck at new, unheard of levels. I have a big post planned.

http://i.imgur.com/0gGTM.jpg

Guru
09-21-2012, 06:29 AM
look at all that field in front of the receiver there. JFC

Count Zarth
09-22-2012, 03:41 PM
Cassel sucking out loud against the Bills.

http://i.imgur.com/Nw5n4.gif

http://i.imgur.com/LSWWS.gif

http://i.imgur.com/Zk2Wo.gif

http://i.imgur.com/lmi9M.gif

It's all good though, high five.

http://i.imgur.com/HzFPt.gif

Chiefs Pantalones
09-22-2012, 03:45 PM
I don't know why this guy is still our starting QB. It's a joke.

whoman69
09-22-2012, 04:14 PM
Cassel sucking out loud against the Bills.


http://i.imgur.com/LSWWS.gif



To be fair on this one, it looks like he saw the coverage coming on and threw it away.

Count Zarth
09-22-2012, 04:14 PM
To be fair on this one, it looks like he saw the coverage coming on and threw it away.

To be fair it was intentional grounding and he's a giant bag of fail.

He gave up on that shit like a lil bitch.

bevischief
09-22-2012, 04:24 PM
Should be the new "Depends" commercial.

Munson
09-22-2012, 04:27 PM
Cassel sucking out loud against the Bills.

http://i.imgur.com/Nw5n4.gif

This is a perfect example of Cassel's complete lack of vision. He throws it to his crutch(DMC) who has 2 defenders waiting on him, instead of throwing it to the guy 5 yards past DMC with 1 defender around him.

BossChief
09-22-2012, 04:51 PM
Hey man, not trying to be a pain in the ass...but is there any chance you could move the op to post 4?

Count Zarth
09-22-2012, 05:18 PM
No, the thread is only 6 pages long. Keep it at the top for the media and new visitors.

New World Order
09-22-2012, 05:29 PM
Hey man, not trying to be a pain in the ass...but is there any chance you could move the op to post 4?



It's a small price to pay in order to expose the shithead that is Matt Casshole

New World Order
09-22-2012, 11:31 PM
bummmp

Count Zarth
09-23-2012, 05:27 AM
Chance to move to 3-14 against elite QBs today.

Let's do this, Matty.

milkman
09-23-2012, 08:31 AM
Really, when you look at these numbers, I do think "Matty Melt" is clearly the most appriopriate nickname for him.

ILChief
09-23-2012, 08:42 AM
No, the thread is only 6 pages long. Keep it at the top for the media and new visitors.

why is this thread not a sticky?

Count Zarth
09-23-2012, 08:54 AM
why is this thread not a sticky?

Because then my head would explode from the massive blowjob.

Coogs
09-23-2012, 08:56 AM
Really, when you look at these numbers, I do think "Matty Melt" is clearly the most appriopriate nickname for him.

"Gus the Garbage Man" , "Garbage Man Gus" , or jut "Garbage Man". Those are moving up on my leaderboard.

Count Zarth
09-23-2012, 08:59 AM
Gus needs to be disseminated more among the fan base.

The fact that Gus is actually part of his real name is so fitting.

Matt is a name for talented guys. Matt Ryan, Matt Schaub, Matt Stafford, etc.

Gus is a name for garbage heap QBs.

Coogs
09-23-2012, 09:00 AM
Gus needs to be disseminated more among the fan base.

The fact that Gus is actually part of his real name is so fitting.

Matt is a name for talented guys. Matt Ryan, Matt Schaub, Matt Stafford, etc.

Gus is a name for garbage heap QBs.

Agree!

Coogs
09-23-2012, 04:17 PM
45 rushes vs 44 passes. Still 3-17.

Count Zarth
09-23-2012, 10:48 PM
Chefs actually ran more than they passed today despite Casshole's 44 attempts, so Cassel 3:17 remains untainted.

Matt should be commended on his now sparkling 4-13 record against franchise QBs.

Count Zarth
09-23-2012, 10:53 PM
OP has been updated.

Gus Cassel's Record Against Elite Quarterbacks, By Year:


2012: 1-1
2011: 1-2
2010: 1-3 68 HOT SHIT YARDS
2009: 1-4
2008: 0-3

Note that Matt has filled his quota of "beating one and only one elite QB per year," so we can expect to go 0-6 against:

Rivers x2
Manning x2
Flacco
Roethlisberger

Rausch
09-23-2012, 10:56 PM
OP has been updated.



Note that Matt has filled his quota of "beating one and only one elite QB per year," so we can expect to go 0-6 against:

Rivers x2
Manning x2
Flacco
Roethlisberger

The way Rivers is playing our D may face rape him. Manning isn't playing all that hot either.

I could see us going .500 vs the two.

I don't like our chances at all vs. the Ravens. The Steelers are erratic. Ben could blow us up or go all meh. Hard to predict...

Count Zarth
09-23-2012, 10:57 PM
Have faith in the trends people.

0-16 vs teams scoring more than 24.

Saints scored 24 today.

Had they scored a FG in the 4th they would have won. We tied that game by the skin of our teeth.

Chocolate Hog
09-23-2012, 10:58 PM
OP has been updated.



Note that Matt has filled his quota of "beating one and only one elite QB per year," so we can expect to go 0-6 against:

Rivers x2
Manning x2
Flacco
Roethlisberger

Cassel is 2-1 vs Rivers at Arrowhead

http://imageshack.us/a/img210/7715/11858266chuck.png

Count Zarth
09-23-2012, 11:00 PM
Cassel is 2-1 vs Rivers at Arrowhead

http://imageshack.us/a/img210/7715/11858266chuck.png

68 HOT SHIT YARDS AND A FUMBLE FROM THE GODS

Pawnmower
09-24-2012, 12:01 AM
OP has been updated.



Note that Matt has filled his quota of "beating one and only one elite QB per year," so we can expect to go 0-6 against:

Rivers x2
Manning x2
Flacco
Roethlisberger

At this pace of improvement he will be unstoppable in 3 or 4 seasons........

Count Zarth
09-24-2012, 04:34 AM
Fun facts, 2012:

27th in QB rating
22nd in completion percentage
24th in yards per attempt
24th in TDs
24th in INTs
28th in sacks

Count Zarth
09-24-2012, 08:41 AM
Almost cost us 3 precious points with this nearpick

http://i.imgur.com/9z2DR.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9AFQz.jpg

Count Zarth
09-24-2012, 02:24 PM
Great throw, Matt.

http://i.imgur.com/XxfbP.jpg

Fish
09-24-2012, 02:25 PM
Great throw, Matt.

http://i.imgur.com/XxfbP.jpg

There's Bowe again... dropping perfect Cassel passes.....

Count Zarth
09-25-2012, 01:19 AM
2nd and 8?

Better send all 5 eligible receivers out within 5 yards of the LOS

http://i.imgur.com/W0eJU.jpg

Rausch
09-25-2012, 01:35 AM
2nd and 8?

Better send all 5 eligible receivers out within 5 yards of the LOS

http://i.imgur.com/W0eJU.jpg

Which means at least 2 guys are open but WHERE does Ca$$hole go with the ball?...

Guru
09-25-2012, 01:36 AM
Which means at least 2 guys are open but WHERE does Ca$$hole go with the ball?...

To the guy still behind the LOS of course. Duh. Thats Cassel 101.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-25-2012, 10:16 AM
There's Bowe again... dropping perfect Cassel passes.....

ROFL

Count Zarth
09-26-2012, 09:40 AM
Gus Cassel's last 14 games (5-9) as a starter.

250 for 439 (56.9%)
2,156 yards (6.16 YPA)
13 TD
18 INT
44 sacks (1 sack every 9.98 attempts)
68.0 rating

More fun 2012 stats:

29th in TD percentage
24th in INT percentage

CoMoChief
09-26-2012, 09:53 AM
JFC how the FUDGE is this guy still the QB of this team?

LMAO those are horrible numbers for a 8yr veteran QB

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-26-2012, 09:56 AM
Those numbers are fucking embarrasing, especially in today's game.

L.A. Chieffan
09-26-2012, 09:59 AM
Stats dont really tell the whole story

Molitoth
09-26-2012, 10:03 AM
Stats dont really tell the whole story

Agreed. The eye-test is even worse. :spock:

Count Zarth
09-26-2012, 10:03 AM
Stats dont really tell the whole story

Agreed.

The fact that Cassel's stats haven't really improved this year, despite the fact that he has:

A new OC
Jamarrrlll Charles
Jon Baldwin
Eric Winston
No Haley

Is proof that he is even more garbage than we thought.

L.A. Chieffan
09-26-2012, 10:08 AM
No no no, you guys cant have your cake and eat it too. When Cassell blew up against the Bills and had a good line it was, " Oh, YOU CANT COUNT T HOSE STATS".

Now its stat happy time and everybodys got a stat. Make up your minds.

Count Zarth
09-26-2012, 10:09 AM
No no no, you guys cant have your cake and eat it too. When Cassell blew up against the Bills and had a good line it was, " Oh, YOU CANT COUNT T HOSE STATS".


We're counting those stats, moron. Those are included in his 14-game stretch.

But since you brought it up, if we subtract those two bullshit TD passes from Buffalo, his QB rating falls to 61.2.

CoMoChief
09-26-2012, 10:12 AM
We're counting those stats, moron. Those are included in his 14-game stretch.

But since you brought it up, if we subtract those two bullshit TD passes from Buffalo, his QB rating falls to 61.2.

LMAO

L.A. Chieffan
09-26-2012, 10:13 AM
So you just made up a bunch of bullshit about Cassell stats not improving even though hes got a:

A new OC
a healthy JC
Eric Winston

and yet you go back 14 games! HAHA Brilliant!

Molitoth
09-26-2012, 10:14 AM
L.A. Chieffan = Cassel's little brother.

Count Zarth
09-26-2012, 10:27 AM
So you just made up a bunch of bullshit about Cassell stats not improving even though hes got a:

A new OC
a healthy JC
Eric Winston

and yet you go back 14 games! HAHA Brilliant!

Allow me to break it down for you, mouth breather.

Cassel in 2011:

59.5%
6.4 YPA
TD percentage: 3.7%
INT percentage: 3.3%
1 sack every 12.2 pass attempts
76.6 QB rating

Cassel in 2012:

58.8% (decline)
6.8 YPA (increase)
TD percentage: 2.5% (massive decline)
INT percentage: 3.4% (decline)
1 sack every 10.8 attempts (decline)
73.8 QB rating (decline)

Cassel declined in every category but yards per attempt...and he is still 23rd in the NFL in that stat...so he still sucks.

Compared to the rest of his career, he's getting WORSE so far this season.

And it's because we're playing better teams and there is more pressure on him to perform. And every DC in the league knows how to fuck his shit up.

L.A. Chieffan
09-26-2012, 10:38 AM
Yeah, 3 games (2 against very good defenses) is an awesome sample size.

Count Zarth
09-26-2012, 10:44 AM
Yeah, 3 games (2 against very good defenses) is an awesome sample size.

Going by yards per attempt:

The Saints have the 30th ranked pass defense
The Bills have the 18th ranked pass defense

Congrats to Cassel for eating shit against Atlanta's excellent pass defense, though.

By the way, get ready to watch Cassel eat MORE shit, because San Diego is giving up only 6.4 yards per attempt this season.

L.A. Chieffan
09-26-2012, 10:44 AM
Did you see Aaron Rodgers miss a WIDE OPEN Greg Jennings in the flat the other night? Why dont you post a GIF of that one, HMMMM?!!?

OMGZ AARON RODGERS IS GOINGZ TO GET HES RECIVERS KILT LOLZQ!

L.A. Chieffan
09-26-2012, 10:47 AM
Watch I bet Cassell will have better numbers than Rivers next week

Count Zarth
09-26-2012, 11:17 AM
Watch I bet Cassell will have better numbers than Rivers next week

Since Cassel has literally never come close to throwing for more yards in a game vs Philip Rivers, no.

Bewbies
09-26-2012, 11:29 AM
Isn't Cassel from LA? I think we do have a brother or close friend trolling this site..

Rausch
09-26-2012, 11:32 AM
Since Cassel has literally never come close to throwing for more yards in a game vs Philip Rivers, no.

Their defense and offense took a step back this year. And Rivers numbers look like Ca$$hole numbers to me...

Chief_For_Life58
09-26-2012, 11:35 AM
buuuut he tries really hard guys!!

threebag02
09-26-2012, 11:41 AM
Yeah, 3 games (2 against very good defenses) is an awesome sample size.

Yes, if he wants to compete in this league then he needs to be able to produce a favorable stat line against even the top defenses. Not just bottom feed with garbage stats. With The Matt Cassel, LA ChiefsFan you will always be able to draft a top ten defensive lineman.

Fucking enjoy

Molitoth
09-26-2012, 11:49 AM
Yeah, 3 games (2 against very good defenses) is an awesome sample size.

We have had 4 seasons of Cassel sample size.

Count Zarth
09-26-2012, 11:57 AM
Their defense and offense took a step back this year. And Rivers numbers look like Ca$$hole numbers to me...

San Diego is 9th in total defense.

Pretty sure we don't need to be throwing stones considering the Glasshole house we're living in.

Count Zarth
09-26-2012, 11:58 AM
We have had 4 seasons of Cassel sample size.

Three seasons, and his 4th season, three games in, appears to be more of the same.

At this point Occam's Razor is dangerously close to helping Matt bleed out for good.

L.A. Chieffan
09-26-2012, 12:00 PM
We have had 4 seasons of Cassel sample size.

27 and 7 looks pretty damn good, youre right! :thumb:

the Talking Can
09-26-2012, 12:04 PM
Gus Cassel's last 14 games (5-9) as a starter.

250 for 439 (56.9%)
2,156 yards (6.16 YPA)
13 TD
18 INT
44 sacks (1 sack every 9.98 attempts)
68.0 rating

More fun 2012 stats:

29th in TD percentage
24th in INT percentage

and 8 fumbles

for a total of 26 turnovers in 14 games

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-26-2012, 12:18 PM
People, get it right. His name is Gus Choadchuggler.