***OFFICIAL 2012 KC Chiefs Training Camp Thread***

[Kylo Ren]

Discuss everything Chiefs / training camp related here......

Enjoy!










Mark Cassell sucks! :deevee:

[Sofa King]

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg186/scaled.php?server=186&filename=wsiratemp6.jpg&res=landing

[ModSocks]

FUCK YEAH!!

ALL CAPS IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL PEOPLE!

[CoMoChief]

Cassel just threw an INT, hasn't stepped off the bus yet.



BETTER START STANZI

[Direckshun]

Tony Moeaki retore his ACL getting off the bus.

[beach tribe]

Tony Ugoh lining up at LT with the 1's.

[Direckshun]

You can tell from meeting with the fans that Ricky Stanzi can read defenses better.

[Direckshun]

Bowe showed up out of shape.

[bevischief]

Bowe showed up out of shape.

And a torn ACL.

[Direckshun]

Baldwin punched Cassel in the face.

IN THE FAAAAACEEEE

[Sofa King]

Brandon Carr showed up apparently very confused.

[bevischief]

Baldwin punched Cassel in the face.

IN THE FAAAAACEEEE

And put on PUP for the year.

[Direckshun]

Stanford Routt, illegal use of the hands.

[Direckshun]

Stanford Routt, offsides.

[Direckshun]

Stanford Routt, pass interference.

[Direckshun]

Stanford Routt, personal foul.

[CoMoChief]

Stanford Routt, Givin' him the business

[KCUnited]

Bailey just bench pressed an alligator, looks like a 17 sack guy.

[Direckshun]

Powe spent 20 minutes reading the locker room inspiration sign.

[RealSNR]

I'm going to post every individual thought of mine outside this thread.

Every. Single. One.

[rico]

Peyton Hillis's agent encouraged him to sit out training camp due to soreness in his hamstring.

[KCUnited]

Hillis just thwarted an Al Qaeda terror plot.

[FlaChief58]

Scott is looking for candy wrappers

[FlaChief58]

Romeo is eating a candy bar

[bevischief]

Cassel tears his ACL getting on the bus

[CoMoChief]

There was a gust of wind that came through, knocked McCluster on his ass.

[Los Pollos Hermanos]

Probably a repost but...

Josh Looney‏@JoshLooney

Dontari Poe deal is done. Will be at #Chiefs camp on time

[tooge]

Powe spent 20 minutes reading the locker room inspiration sign.

that was written by Todd Haley

[Sofa King]

Brian Daboll is attempting to implement an option based offense.

[Discuss Thrower]

KCs safeties are already getting shredded by tight ends... Boss/Moeaki/Maneri haven't reported yet though..

[Sofa King]

Dwayne Bowe gave an interview in which he revealed that he had a double amputation of his hands citing that he "doesn't use them anyways".

[ModSocks]

Probably a repost but...

Josh Looney‏@JoshLooney

Dontari Poe deal is done. Will be at #Chiefs camp on time

Actually....this is breaking news. Haven't seen it posted anywhere else.

[Dayze]

first cross bar hit of the pre-season.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Dontari Poe inks deal; Chiefs to open training camp with all draft picks under contract

Posted 14 minutes ago

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Poe was the Chiefs lone remaining unsigned draft pick

The training camp arrival of Chiefs first-round draft pick Dontari Poe won’t be delayed. The 11th overall pick in the 2012 NFL Draft inked his rookie deal today, bringing all eight of Kansas City’s draft picks under contract.

Poe, like all first-round draft picks, agreed to a four-year deal with a fifth-year team option. Per team policy, financial terms of the deal were not disclosed.

Poe’s signing means that the Chiefs will begin training camp practices with all of their draft picks under contract for the first time in six years. Former first-round pick Tamba Hali, the 20th overall selection in 2006, inked his rookie contract minutes before the team departed for training camp in River Falls, Wi. that year. It was the last time Kansas City had gotten all of its draft picks under contract prior to the start of camp.

This first practice in St. Joseph is scheduled for Friday at 3:20 p.m.

Even without a contract in place, Poe made it a point to participate fully in the Chiefs offseason program. He didn’t miss any OTA or minicamp practices and was involved in several off-field events sponsored by the team, including a recent volunteer trip to build homes in Joplin, Mo.

“It says he wants to make the team,” head coach Romeo Crennel previously said of Poe’s decision to participate in OTAs and minicamp without a contract. “That’s what that says. I think that he wants to learn the system and show what his abilities are so that when he does get signed he can fall right into place.”

Kansas City’s draft class began signing earlier than ever this offseason, beginning with fourth-round draft pick Devon Wylie, sixth-round pick Cyrus Gray and both seventh-round selections, Jerome Long and Junior Hemingway, inking deals less than two weeks after being selected in April’s draft.

To put the speed of rookie signings into perspective, Kendrick Lewis became the first member of Kansas City’s 2010 draft class to sign his contract on June 30, 2010. The year before, Ryan Succop was the first member of his draft class to sign a deal when he inked on June 18, 2009. All rookie signings were delayed last year due to the NFL Lockout.

“I’m here to play football, so I’m doing that side of it,” Poe said during June’s minicamp. “I’ll leave (the contract) up to the other people to do that, so I’m just doing what I’m here to do.”

The first of eight defensive linemen taken in the first round of the 2012 NFL Draft, Poe tallied 101 tackles (57 solo), 5.0 sacks (-23.0 yards), 21.5 tackles for loss, eight pressures, four forced fumbles and four passes defensed at the University of Memphis. He earned All-Conference USA recognition for three seasons and achieved All-America status in 2011.

Poe spent the majority of the offseason program working with the first-team defense in sub-package situations as a pass rusher. The Chiefs used a rotation of nose tackles with the first-team defense in base sets.

[Sofa King]

Dexter McCluster taking snaps lined up as "rover".

[ModSocks]

The Poe Powe is here muthafuckas

[Dayze]

Jordan Black seen; prresumably to show Winston the ropes

[bevischief]

Cassel shits the bed on seeing Poe lined up in front of him.

[ModSocks]

KNOCK IT OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

official training camp threads are serious business

[Reerun_KC]

Stanzi sees Poe lined up, quickly realizes his Manzi is running down his leg...

[Dayze]

Pioli charges Detoxing $5 to put into the training camp swear jar.

[DTLB58]

Mods: Can we sticky this thread please?

Now that Poe has signed, heads up for Bowe!
What's the word?

[bevischief]

Mods: Can we sticky this thread please?

Now that Poe has signed, heads up for Bowe!
What's the word?

He is circling the parking looking to run over Cassel.

[Dayze]

I hope Poe doesn't go the "Down Holmes Nacho" stand outside the facility. he needs to cut weight.

[Direckshun]

Jamaal Charles has showed up to camp wearing a shirt with three wolves on it.

Reports indicate he was born to roam.

[Reerun_KC]

He is circling the parking looking to run over Cassel.

But he dropped his GPS receiver?

[FlaChief58]

Matty saw a butterfly heading his way and dropped into the fetal position

[Chiefs Pantalones]

FOOTBALL IS BACK!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Coaches finally decide to move Albert to LG.

[Discuss Thrower]

Matt Cassel 15+ yard completion count: 1/19.

Matt Cassel Crossbar hits: 7/4

[Sofa King]

Eric Winston taking snaps at Center. Peyton Hillis moved to fullback.

[The Poz]

Powe spent 20 minutes reading the locker room inspiration sign.

You're going to hell for that one but apparently I'm joining you as I found it quite funny.

[Hammock Parties]

http://www.kcchiefsfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hermcamp_medium.jpg

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Stanzi is tearing things up as well as your women.

[rico]

Dontari Poe out with a broken finger after getting into a locker room fight with Peyton Hillis.

[Rasputin]

WOOT! FOOTBALL!

[Sofa King]

Kansas City has announced the signing of Jamarcus Russel as LG and DaneMcCloud as motivational speaker.

[KCUnited]

Dorsey getting NO push.

[Munson]

Kansas City has announced the signing of Jamarcus Russel as LG and DaneMcCloud as motivational speaker.

Championship!

[Titty Meat]

Donald Washington fucked an underage chick in the dorms

[LOCOChief]

Matt Cassel 15+ yard completion count: 1/19.

Matt Cassel Crossbar hits: 7/4

7/4 would indicate that he had 4 actual crossbar attempts – why? I don’t know
4 were accurate –how? I have no idea.
3 bonus crossbar hits with different intended targets -I get this

[Nightfyre]

Andre Rison just walked onto the practice field with a jersey that says "Midnight_Vulture" on the back and stole a laptop containing Daboll's new offensive scheme. He reportedly sold it to the Broncos, but they are still not sure how to develop a scheme to stop it.

[Discuss Thrower]

The team announces the hiring Hamas Jenkins as an assistant to the General Manager Scott Pioli, slated to be in charge of Player / Fan relations with a focus on Matt Cassel.

[Sofa King]

There are now reports that a large streaker was caught trying to run across the field. The large man made it half way before collapsing. It was discovered that he was taken to his knees when his enormous left testicle collided with his also enormous right testicle. As he was leaving the field in handcuffs he was heard shouting "That's MISTER to you buddy! DON'T MAKE ME BAN YOUR ASS!"

[HemiEd]

Probably a repost but...

Josh Looney‏@JoshLooney

Dontari Poe deal is done. Will be at #Chiefs camp on time

NEWS!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Brady Quinn has transferred to KU

[boogblaster]

is it true casshole has been traded .....

[saphojunkie]

Change of plans. Todd Haley just took everyone to see Dark Knight Rises.

[Nightfyre]

Change of plans. Todd Haley just took everyone to see Dark Knight Rises.

Does he even know he's supposed to be coaching the Steelers right now? :shrug:

[The Mayor]

Jordan Black seen; prresumably to show Winston the ropes

ROFL

[Pasta Little Brioni]

A strange man calling himself Hootie streaked through the showers peeing on several players.

[saphojunkie]

Does he even know he's supposed to be coaching the Steelers right now? :shrug:

He has a plan. It's a process. The Steelers are playing at a high, high level.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

*Cassel gets 10 seconds of time to throw, misses 2 open recievers, takes sack*/horrible, unimaginative playcalling, fire daboll!!cp

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Lose first preseason game 24-7.

Sky falls. 0-16 here we come.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Lose first preseason game 24-7.

Sky falls. 0-16 here we come.

...."if we can't beat (insert random team's) 2nd string, how are we ever going to win any of the first 8 games?? I can really see the team winless at the bye"/dumbasses

[ModSocks]

WTF WHERE ARE ALL THE PICTURES OF THE PLAYERS CARRYING THEIR BAGS OMGZ EPIC FAILZ MAN EPIC FAILZ

[Chiefs Pantalones]

...."if we can't beat (insert random team's) 2nd string, how are we ever going to win any of the first 8 games?? I can really see the team winless at the bye"/dumbasses

lol it never fails. Every year.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

X team in division looks great in the preseason, no way we have a shot against them.

[saphojunkie]

lol it never fails. Every year.

Yeah, for years I've said preseason means nothing. I am abandoning that train this year. Consider me a dumbass, because I'm tired of telling myself that going 0-4 in the preseason means nothing, all the while I'm just watching the Chiefs get the shit kicked out of them.

[Marcellus]

WTF WHERE ARE ALL THE PICTURES OF THE PLAYERS CARRYING THEIR BAGS OMGZ EPIC FAILZ MAN EPIC FAILZ

Clark refused to pay for them./ CP

[Pasta Little Brioni]

X team in division looks great in the preseason, no way we have a shot against them.

On the other end of the spectrum.....

VANILLA!!!!!

[Chiefs Pantalones]

On the other end of the spectrum.....

VANILLA!!!!!

At your service. :)

[kcxiv]

lol Chiefs are getting no love on NFL network. lol We have Cassel so cant really blame them.

[rico]

THIS JUST IN!!! Peyton Hillis and Brady Quinn SUSPENDED due to excessively grabbing each others' crotches.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Yeah, for years I've said preseason means nothing. I am abandoning that train this year. Consider me a dumbass, because I'm tired of telling myself that going 0-4 in the preseason means nothing, all the while I'm just watching the Chiefs get the shit kicked out of them.

I'm not looking for wins in the preseason, I'm looking for improvement each week leading up to opening day. That's what bugged me about the Haley era is the lack of improvement each week in training camp and in the games.

[tk13]

There's an entire hour special on ESPN right now solely about the Broncos. Hype machine is off and running.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

There's an entire hour special on ESPN right now solely about the Broncos. Hype machine is off and running.

It's not just tonight. They are in Denver for four days.

[rico]

There's an entire hour special on ESPN right now solely about the Broncos. Hype machine is off and running.

Ugh.

[Direckshun]

NEWS!

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[Kylo Ren]

Who is going to fight with who first?

[Pablo]

Cassel tears brain stem stepping off bus.

Pioli is confident he won't start rotting until Week 4, elects to start corpse.

[MMXcalibur]

WHOOOO! It's been nearly 9 months, but football is back!!!

[KCUnited]

The Clarks just stepped away from cap hell to greet some of the fellas arriving at camp.

[Pablo]

WHOOOO! It's been nearly 9 months, but 5 months of depression is back!!!
fyp

[Beerthirty]

Its not officially camp until someone posts the stupid Pic of Herm welcoming the players to camp!:D

[Rasputin]

http://www.kcchiefsfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hermcamp_medium.jpg

Its not officially camp until someone posts the stupid Pic of Herm welcoming the players to camp!:D

post 53.

[Reerun_KC]

Stanzi and Quinn were caught Penn Stating in the showers.

[Beerthirty]

post 53.
It is now official! LOL:D

[Mizzou_8541]

Who are some goodTwitter follows for training camp updates?

[Hammock Parties]

Training camp memories.

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[FlaChief58]

Another season starts today and as usual I have high hopes for this team (less QB). LET'S DO THIS!!

[Dante84]

HAI GUYZ

SO AUTHORITIES FOUND WHITE SUBSTANCE ON THE FIELDS IN SAINT JOE!!!!!

[CoMoChief]

HAI GUYZ

SO AUTHORITIES FOUND WHITE SUBSTANCE ON THE FIELDS IN SAINT JOE!!!!!

I've never heard of this one...

Please go on

[KCUnited]

HAI GUYZ

SO AUTHORITIES FOUND WHITE SUBSTANCE ON THE FIELDS IN SAINT JOE!!!!!

Wow, so Pioli brought in Sam Hurd as leverage in Bowe's negotiation. Not surprising.

[Chiefnj2]

"The Chiefs did not make Poe available to the 25 or so reporters camped out at Missouri Western on Thursday evening,"

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2012/07/26/3724944/chiefs-sign-first-pick-dontari.html#storylink=cpy

Looks like Pioli's friendliness to the media ended about 2 hours after Romeo was hired.

[Sofa King]

I've never heard of this one...

Please go on

It was powdered sugar. Poe was eating it out of the bag.

[durtyrute]

GO CHIEFS!!!!

FUCK YOU CASSELL*

GIVE ME STANZI

COME ON CHARLES, BERRY, DJ, TAMBA

GET IT BITCHES




*i support Cassell. He is our starter................................................................FOR NOW!!!

[loochy]

It was powdered sugar. Poe was eating it out of the bag.

HO KOGAN

Eat your junk food. As I prepare for battle, I see that Poe is one of the Warriors who will lead me into parts unknown.

[Sofa King]

HO KOGAN

Eat your junk food. As I prepare for battle, I see that Poe is one of the Warriors who will lead me into parts unknown.

Poelice and Big Boss Man don't stand a chance. The Hulkster, and the Macho Man Randy Savage are gonna eat em up and spit em out.

[CoMoChief]

HO KOGAN
Eat your junk food. As I prepare for battle, I see that Poe is one of the Warriors who will lead me into parts unknown.

LMAO

UNLEEEEEEEEEEEEASH ......THE POWWWWWWWWWWWWWA OF THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRIORRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[CoMoChief]

FINALLY THE ROCK.............HAS COME BACK......


TO THE CP TRAININGCAMP THREAD!!!!!!!!!!

[In58men]

Need pics of Alex Tanney. Help a brotha out

[Pasta Little Brioni]

lol Chiefs are getting no love on NFL network. lol We have Cassel so cant really blame them.

I've seen the Chiefs get plenty of love on the Networks. The problem is they are too balls deep on Manning's cock to pick them to win the division. They had hours of deep throat action last night apparently. Every time I turned on one of the channels they were talking about that extremely flawed team from Pile High.

[Hammock Parties]

Photos!

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AWWW SHIT

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[Hammock Parties]

Can you spot the asshole.

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[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Adam Teicher ‏@adamteicher

Charles, Moeaki, Berry, Lewis all practicing for #Chiefs. Branden Albert absent from practice

[-King-]

Someone should make an official training camp photos thread.

[-King-]

Adam Teicher ‏@adamteicher

Charles, Moeaki, Berry, Lewis all practicing for #Chiefs. Branden Albert absent from practice

Yep, it's that time of the year when you become CPs most valuable poster.

[bevischief]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

Branden Albert has a family issue and will b in st Joe as soon as he can get here #chiefs

[ModSocks]

You know Mean Jean, Macho Madness is Finally here on Chiefsplanet OOOH YEEAAH

and when the Macho Man takes Center stage the whole world stops and stares OOOH YEAAH

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

Mims, stephenson and Ugoh will work at LT as well as Allen . Allen will learn 2 positions #chiefs

[KCrockaholic]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe
Rac: I expect Baldwin to have a good yr and he (Baldwin) feels like he is the guy #chiefs

Cant help but like that.

[CoMoChief]

You know Mean Jean, Macho Madness is Finally here on Chiefsplanet OOOH YEEAAH

and when the Macho Man takes Center stage the whole world stops and stares OOOH YEAAH

THe Phenom will rise from the dead (just as soon as my name is changed:cuss:)

[bevischief]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

Mims, stephenson and Ugoh will work at LT as well as Allen . Allen will learn 2 positions #chiefs

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

RAC says the booing of Cassel is motivation for Matt to prove everyone wrong #chiefs

[Discuss Thrower]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

RAC says the booing of Cassel is motivation for Matt to prove everyone wrong #chiefs

Yai! Moar chekdownz!

[bevischief]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

Rac says he is not sure why everyone beats cassel up other than lack of a playoff win #chiefs

[beach tribe]

You know Mean Jean, Macho Madness is Finally here on Chiefsplanet OOOH YEEAAH

and when the Macho Man takes Center stage the whole world stops and stares OOOH YEAAH

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[Discuss Thrower]

I'm a bit late on this onem, but Todd Haley in opening presser sez "In this phase of the season we're just walking into the clubhouse, and we'll start warming up on the driving range. Our arrow is definitely pointing up."

[-King-]

-King- ‏@-King-

RAC positive Cassel can be a great chiefs QB for years to come. Views 2012 as a growing year and 2013 as the make it or break it year for Cassel. #Chiefs

[Discuss Thrower]

FUCK THAT.

edit:

Nice try, Guido. #trolololol

[Skyy God]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

RAC positive Cassel can be a great chiefs QB for years to come. Views 2012 as a growing year and 2013 as the make it or break it year for Cassel. #Chiefs

Jeebus.

[KCrockaholic]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

RAC positive Cassel can be a great chiefs QB for years to come. Views 2012 as a growing year and 2013 as the make it or break it year for Cassel. #Chiefs

lmao A "growing year" for a 30 year old QB. Just great.

[Red Beans]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

RAC positive Cassel can be a great chiefs QB for years to come. Views 2012 as a growing year and 2013 as the make it or break it year for Cassel. #Chiefs

I understand that, as HC, you can't condemn the QB... but FUCK THAT SHIT.

[Mr. Laz]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

RAC says the booing of Cassel is motivation for Matt to prove everyone wrong #chiefs
maybe he'll play pissed off instead of scared

[Chiefnj2]

lmao A "growing year" for a 30 year old QB. Just great.

And some people said Weeden was too old for KC to draft.

[Mr. Laz]

i think we need a new subforum

the "Bitch about Cassel 24/7, reposts encouraged" forum

[KCrockaholic]

maybe he'll play pissed off instead of scared

That would be nice. Honestly if he didn't play like a pussy he'd be an ok QB. Instead, he curls up in a ball and says mercy at the hint of pressure.

[DeezNutz]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

RAC positive Cassel can be a great chiefs QB for years to come. Views 2012 as a growing year and 2013 as the make it or break it year for Cassel. #Chiefs

Are you fucking shitting me?

[Discuss Thrower]

Are you fucking shitting me?

He is.

[ModSocks]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

RAC positive Cassel can be a great chiefs QB for years to come. Views 2012 as a growing year and 2013 as the make it or break it year for Cassel. #Chiefs

Yeah The Macho Man can't tolerate this kind of bullshit anymore ooh yeah. RAC, when the Macho Man sees you at camp he's gonna break your neck oooh yeaah.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Are you ****ing shitting me?

He didn't say that.

[mcaj22]

lol

[ModSocks]

The Macho Man is gonna have to snap Cassel's neck and stop the NWO. OOOH YEAAAH

[Chiefnj2]

Every single player passed the conditioning test.

Is the test easier than in the past, or do the players really respect Romeo and everyone came to camp in shape?

[bevischief]

i think we need a new subforum

the "Bitch about Cassel 24/7, reposts encouraged" forum

:thumb:

[RealSNR]

i think we need a new subforum

the "Bitch about Cassel 24/7, reposts encouraged" forum

How about we just let the Cassel rage posts go wherever they want? That seems to be working out just fine for 99% of this forum

[CoMoChief]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

RAC positive Cassel can be a great chiefs QB for years to come. Views 2012 as a growing year and 2013 as the make it or break it year for Cassel. #Chiefs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mcaj22]

Every single player passed the conditioning test.

Is the test easier than in the past, or do the players really respect Romeo and everyone came to camp in shape?


there's not as many stop gap scrub FAs on the team like there was the last 3 years.

[RealSNR]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

RAC positive -King- can be an asshole for years to come. Views 2012 as a banning year and 2013 as the don't post shitty fucking fake twitter updates year. #Cum

[KCrockaholic]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

RAC positive -King- can be an asshole for years to come. Views 2012 as a banning year and 2013 as the don't post shitty ****ing fake twitter updates year. #Cum

This is me Retweeting your post.

[Bearcat]

Are you ****ing shitting me?

Yes, he is...

[Discuss Thrower]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

RAC positive -King- can be an asshole for years to come. Views 2012 as a banning year and 2013 as the don't post shitty fucking fake twitter updates year. #Cum

Negrep him from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

[Rasputin]

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[YayMike]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

RAC positive Cassel can be a great chiefs QB for years to come. Views 2012 as a growing year and 2013 as the make it or break it year for Cassel. #Chiefs

:banghead::banghead::banghead:

[ModSocks]

What is this shit? Is the Macho Man gonna have to break King's face open with a steel chair?

[Rasputin]

-King- ‏@-King-

RAC positive Cassel can be a great chiefs QB for years to come. Views 2012 as a growing year and 2013 as the make it or break it year for Cassel. #Chiefs

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[CupidStunt]

What is the prevailing thought on when Bowe will decide to show? Week or 2 before opening day to get into some kinda football shape, while avoiding every grinding day?

[whoman69]

This thread has gone all Nacho Libre

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[Hammock Parties]

-King- ‏@-King-

RAC positive Cassel can be a great chiefs QB for years to come. Views 2012 as a growing year and 2013 as the make it or break it year for Cassel. #Chiefs

HAHAHAHAHA.

Don't you guys just love this regime?

Yeah, let's get behind these motherfuckers! LMAO

FIRE THEM ALL FOR THIS TWEET ALONE.

[Hammock Parties]

If Romeo said that, you can bet your ASS Cassel won't be benched this year.

What a crock of fucking shit.

Burn, tree. BURN.

[ModSocks]

If Romeo said that, you can bet your ASS Cassel won't be benched this year.

What a crock of ****ing shit.

Burn, tree. BURN.

Ohhh, you need to read the thread, oh yeah.

[Hammock Parties]

It's cool, guys. It's an evaluation year for Cassel. It's a process.

No expectations. New OC, gotta give him time.

[Hammock Parties]

Wait, that's fake?

Dammit. I wanted to believe.

[-King-]

Wait, that's fake?

Dammit. I wanted to believe.

Of course you did.
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[Mr. Laz]

Adam Teicher ‏@adamteicher
Albert back to practice for #Chiefs
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[BigMeatballDave]

Growing yr for a 30 yr old QB?

LMAO

[Chief Gump]

If Romeo said that, you can bet your ASS Cassel won't be benched this year.

What a crock of ****ing shit.

Burn, tree. BURN.

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[durtyrute]

Growing yr for a 30 yr old QB?

LMAO

I found that funny as well

[RustShack]

I can't believe people still think that was a legit tweet..

[mdchiefsfan]

THIS JUST IN!!! Peyton Hillis and Brady Quinn SUSPENDED due to excessively grabbing each others' crotches.

UPDATE: Suspension was rescinded after it was learned that the grabbing was part of a training regiment lead by former Chief Shaun Smith.

[SuperChief]

Wait, that's fake?

Dammit. I wanted to believe.

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[BigMeatballDave]

I can't believe people still think that was a legit tweet..

LMAO That shit was fake?

I fell for it.

[durtyrute]

Give me something

[CoMoChief]

Give me something

How bout a Tombstone Piledriver

[durtyrute]

How bout a Tombstone Piledriver

HEY YOU SOM BITCH. How about a cross face crippler

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesB/benoit_backlash2001.jpg

[ModSocks]

HEY YOU SOM BITCH. How about a cross face crippler

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesB/benoit_backlash2001.jpg

When the Macho Man's Elbow drops from the top rope, your face will be Crossed and Crippled.

[Sofa King]

When the Macho Man's Elbow drops from the top rope, your face will be Crossed and Crippled.

When the Hulkster drops the big leg down on the Macho Man's tiny neck, you'll be leg dropped.

[CoMoChief]

When the Macho Man's Elbow drops from the top rope, your face will be Crossed and Crippled.

I'll go get the casket.

[durtyrute]

When the Macho Man's Elbow drops from the top rope, your face will be Crossed and Crippled.

Just so you know Macho, I fucked Elizabeth, dressed like my AVi

[kcxiv]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--NUBaV-BGFs/TpPu9od8vtI/AAAAAAAADzI/zMrdTsgHso4/s400/ScottSteiner-3.jpg
Now this is the boss.

[durtyrute]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--NUBaV-BGFs/TpPu9od8vtI/AAAAAAAADzI/zMrdTsgHso4/s400/ScottSteiner-3.jpg
Now this is the boss.

Scotty boy

[ModSocks]

Just so you know Macho, I ****ed Elizabeth, dressed like my AVi

Yeaah. You and the rest of the WWF. That's why i fucked Stephanie McMahon. OOOOH YEEEAAH

[durtyrute]

Yeaah. You and the rest of the WWF. That's why i fucked Stephanie McMahon. OOOOH YEEEAAH

Dammit, I always wanted to fuck her. Oh wait.........

[kcxiv]

Scotty boy

loved me some scotty back in the days (no homo, well maybe a little) lol Anyways, just loved how he talked shit to the crowd, you could see the fans scared when he got into their face. haha he was a beast.

[durtyrute]

Yeaah. You and the rest of the WWF. That's why i fucked Stephanie McMahon. OOOOH YEEEAAH

Okay, NOW we can talk fucking WWF bitches

[durtyrute]

loved me some scotty back in the days (no homo, well maybe a little) lol Anyways, just loved how he talked shit to the crowd, you could see the fans scared when he got into their face. haha he was a beast.

My guy was always the Cross Face Chris Benoit

[Hammock Parties]

McCluster, rookie Devon Wylie, and Breaston were taking some punt returns. DMC overran one and fell backwards to catch it.

Nice to see he's awesome in his third season.

Moeaki out wide, Boss in the slot and McCluster on the other side...kinda strange formation.

Fail offense is fail. Brian "DUH" ball.

[Hammock Parties]

Brady Quinn is still the #2 according to Holthus. LMAO

[ModSocks]

Nice to see he's awesome in his third season.



Fail offense is fail. Brian "DUH" ball.

Link?

[Hammock Parties]

Charles needs more carries.

First play w the #1 offense featured Hillis as the starting rb

[aturnis]

@Jason_Madson: Charles just stopped on a dime, cut to the outside. #ChiefsCamp

Awesome.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

Boy the offense does not look in sync at all #chiefs


CASSEL

[Nightfyre]

I would expect the offense to look perfectly in sync in the first day of camp in a completely new system with a new offensive coordinator. :spock: /sarcasm.

[aturnis]

Who wouldn't expect Quinn to begin camp with the threes? Quinn has seniority and the job is up for grabs at this point. Also, they may still be rotating. We already knew the competition for the #2 spot wasn't over.

[ModSocks]

Charles needs more carries.

Link?

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Charles needs more carries.

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

Charles just fumbled

[Quesadilla Joe]

I would expect the offense to look perfectly in sync in the first day of camp in a completely new system with a new offensive coordinator. :spock: /sarcasm.

Manning was 21/25 in his first camp practice yesterday.

[Bowser]

Manning was 21/25 in his first camp practice yesterday.

The backs caught 19 of those.

[Bowser]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

Charles just fumbled

LOL

[Rasputin]

Who wouldn't expect Quinn to begin camp with the threes? Quinn has seniority and the job is up for grabs at this point. Also, they may still be rotating. We already knew the competition for the #2 spot wasn't over.

Yo. The compitition is going play out during preseason, I suspect all four games will be in rotation. Wish they could get a chance to play with the first unit to really showcase over Cassel, but doubt that will happen.

[Nightfyre]

Manning was 21/25 in his first camp practice yesterday.

So? What's that got to do with this, troll? Seriously, what is with the ridiculous hyperbole posts to get reactions around here lately? This place is damn near unreadable with Wendler's posting behavior.

[Hammock Parties]

Gonna be a great year.

Boy the offense does not look in sync at all

[Nightfyre]

also: If I wanted to read every fucking bob fescoe tweet, I would probably subscribe to his twitter feed. So quit posting the play-by-play like it means anything.

[Bowser]

Who wouldn't expect Quinn to begin camp with the threes? Quinn has seniority and the job is up for grabs at this point. Also, they may still be rotating. We already knew the competition for the #2 spot wasn't over.

And he has a better understanding of Daybulls offense.

[Hammock Parties]

also: If I wanted to read every fucking bob fescoe tweet, I would probably subscribe to his twitter feed. So quit posting the play-by-play like it means anything.

You don't like it, get the fuck outta the thread. This is what it's for.

[DBOSHO]

also: If I wanted to read every ****ing bob fescoe tweet, I would probably subscribe to his twitter feed. So quit posting the play-by-play like it means anything.

Speak for yourself.

[The Mayor]

Thought the offense would come out on fire. Guess there is always next year. Royals spring training is around the corner.

[aturnis]

And he has a better understanding of Daybulls offense.

That's why he was the obvious dog during OTA's.

[Messier]

Manning was 21/25 in his first camp practice yesterday.

I remember when the KC Star use to keep QB completion stats from training camp. And I remember thinking how useless it was.

[Hammock Parties]

He will save us.

Stanzi just sacked. Never took his eyes off his first read. Looked right the whole time

[ModSocks]

You don't like it, get the **** outta the thread. This is what it's for.

Where are you reading the Camp Reports? You subscribe to Gretz's site?

[Priest31kc]

Jason Madson ‏@Jason_Madson
Charles just stopped on a dime, cut to the outside. #ChiefsCamp

Arrowhead Pride ‏@ArrowheadPride
Moeaki out wide, Boss in the slot and McCluster on the other side...kinda strange formation.

Josh Looney ‏@JoshLooney
Jon Baldwin with a strong catch in traffic across the middle. Good to see he's continuing OTA momentum #ChiefsCamp

[Bambi]

Lol, can't get rid of Stanzi so fast. Can't believe dumb posters actually think he should play. LMFAO

[xztop12]

How the hell did Charles fumble during no contact

[BigMeatballDave]

How the hell did Charles fumble during no contact

LOL

[mcaj22]

How the hell did Charles fumble during no contact

hahahahhaa

[The Mayor]

How the hell did Charles fumble during no contact

2011 all over! Lol

[Rasputin]

Lol, can't get rid of Stanzi so fast. Can't believe dumb posters actually think he should play. LMFAO

Hey yo lets see what Stanzi can do in preseason. This is first day at camp.

[RealSNR]

Good to see the Stanzi-hating trolls are abound.

[BigMeatballDave]

Lol, can't get rid of Stanzi so fast. Can't believe dumb posters actually think he should play. LMFAO

LOL Like anything you post is taken seriously.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Charles fumbled?! 0-16 here wi comezed!!!1

[kcxiv]

I love how people take everytyhing in camp they do as a real season game. lol I love this time of year. it has alot of good reading material when iam dropping a few deuces. Keep it up fellas.

[mdchiefsfan]

Charles fumbled?! 0-16 here wi comezed!!!1

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[Dante84]

I think one or two years ago we had an update thread like this that had all of the important people (Chiefs Players, Media, Spectators) twitter accounts embedded in the OP.

Would be cool if we could do that again.
- All the Players who we give a shit about
- 610, 810, KC Star, ESPN's AFC West guy
- Main bloggers (Gretz is awesome to follow this time of year; Arrowhead Addict/Pride)
- Chiefs employees (Looney and such)
- That random dude who tweeted a ton during OTA's

If someone could throw those guys' twitter accounts all together in an I-Frame or whatever, throw that beast up top!

[RustShack]

also: If I wanted to read every fucking bob fescoe tweet, I would probably subscribe to his twitter feed. So quit posting the play-by-play like it means anything.

I like coming to the training camp thread and reading things happening in training camp.

[Titty Meat]

Lol stanzi is garbage.

[notorious]

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[Bowser]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/damien_lucas/new/Fire_Window_Fall.gif

This gif has many uses, and will never ever get old.

[BigMeatballDave]

Lol stanzi is garbage.

Yes.

You know it all, billay.

[SAUTO]

Lol stanzi is garbage.

Why? Because he got sacked on the first day of camp and someone said he didn't look left?

Come on billay... That's just ignorant
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[Titty Meat]

Why? Because he got sacked on the first day of camp and someone said he didn't look left?

Come on billay... That's just ignorant
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There's a lot of camp left Jason. I just think its absurd how a 5th round pick is going to be the saviour.

[Chronic]

Steroids fixes everything

[SAUTO]

There's a lot of camp left Jason. I just think its absurd how a 5th round pick is going to be the saviour.

Lol. you should be telling yourself about how much camp is left, I'm not the one saying someone sucks that we haven't really seen play yet.

Forget about draft spots, I know it's the cool thing to do (bashing low picked qb's) but I would say have a little patience
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[BigMeatballDave]

There's a lot of camp left Jason. I just think its absurd how a 5th round pick is going to be the saviour.

Its called hope.

Thats all we have when we've been forced to watch shit at QB.

[Bowser]

Steroids fixes everything

Just ask Lyle Alzado, amirite?

[OnTheWarpath15]

There's a lot of camp left Jason. I just think its absurd how a 5th round pick is going to be the saviour.

Hope is winning the race against reality when it comes to Stanzi - mainly because people have nothing else to hold on to.

[Ming the Merciless]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/damien_lucas/new/Fire_Window_Fall.gif

what is this from?

[SAUTO]

Its called hope.

Thats all we have when we've been forced to watch shit at QB.
actually, for me, it's about being open minded until we see what we have.

I also know it's cool to try to get in on the first wave of bashers.
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[SAUTO]

Hope is winning the race against reality when it comes to Stanzi - mainly because people have nothing else to hold on to.

See my post up there
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[petegz28]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

Boy the offense does not look in sync at all #chiefs


CASSEL

1st practice of camp in a new offense...WOW!

[OnTheWarpath15]

See my post up there
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I saw your post.

I hope the kid ends up being a superstar. But I also know that realistically, that's not likely to happen.

You can have hope for a player without ignoring reality as a lot of folks here are doing.

[SAUTO]

I saw your post.

I hope the kid ends up being a superstar. But I also know that realistically, that's not likely to happen.

You can have hope for a player without ignoring reality as a lot of folks here are doing. ok got ya.

And I see where you are coming from.

I'm an optimist lol sue me
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[Rasputin]

There's a lot of camp left Jason. I just think its absurd how a 5th round pick is going to be the saviour.

Yo Chico, what is absurd is having Cassel as our quarterback. Some of us like Stanzi not that he was a 5th round pick but that it's possible he can play above that if he is given the chance. He was a good passer in college, he played in college as a starter that is more than Cassel can say. He played against good compitition and gave his team a chance to win and won games from comebacks. I would much prefer a first round highly touted pick but so far Stanzi is who we have & I'd rather him be our QB than Brady Quinn unless Quinn just looks the part. We havn't seen anything this year to show what he is made of but Stanzi gives us something that could turn out to be something.

[Ming the Merciless]

What is the prevailing thought on when Bowe will decide to show? Week or 2 before opening day to get into some kinda football shape, while avoiding every grinding day?

Yes

[SAUTO]

I also want to say that a mod should step in on all these stupid assed wrestling mults
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[-King-]

I also want to say that a mod should step in on all these stupid assed wrestling mults
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The mods are the ones giving them permission to do it.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Bob Fescoe ‏@bobfescoe

Boy the offense does not look in sync at all #chiefs


CASSEL

I really hate the oversaturation of the game, but I still soak up every bit of it.

[CoMoChief]

Yo Chico, what is absurd is having Cassel as our quarterback. Some of us like Stanzi not that he was a 5th round pick but that it's possible he can play above that if he is given the chance. He was a good passer in college, he played in college as a starter that is more than Cassel can say. He played against good compitition and gave his team a chance to win and won games from comebacks. I would much prefer a first round highly touted pick but so far Stanzi is who we have & I'd rather him be our QB than Brady Quinn unless Quinn just looks the part. We havn't seen anything this year to show what he is made of but Stanzi gives us something that could turn out to be something.

I will sacrifice Matt Cassel for the soul of Chiefsplanet

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Yes.

You know it all, billay.

billay, wangler, AND wicked against him. Kid is going places. Fuck it, just ordered his jersey.