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gblowfish
08-07-2012, 11:01 AM
Abandoned her three kids under age four to have sex with the neighbor, while the kids wander out onto the highway. In Florida. Seems like Florida has more than its share of these kinds of stories:

http://tinyurl.com/976gdux

loochy
08-07-2012, 11:03 AM
not hot

CaliforniaChief
08-07-2012, 11:03 AM
Florida has a hard time with "Hanging Chad's"

mikeyis4dcats.
08-07-2012, 11:06 AM
32 registered sex offenders within one mile of the home. Jesus Christ.

Phobia
08-07-2012, 11:30 AM
This crap is common everywhere. As you probably know, my wife just popped a kid out last week. While I was in the hospital pharmacy picking up a scrip, there was a gal in there telling a sob story about how she needed a note to show the court that she couldn't walk anywhere. Apparently, she was court ordered to meet her own mother at McDonalds to drop her kids. She was about to pop with another kid. Seriously, about 39.5 weeks. Then they asked her birth year and she was 19. So, at least 2 kids at home and fixing to bring another. At what point do we put birth control in the water and give the anecdote to responsible people?

OnTheWarpath15
08-07-2012, 11:34 AM
http://theprivateman.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/tumblr_m4xcxecbbp1qabe6do1_400.gif

brorth
08-07-2012, 11:34 AM
This crap is common everywhere. As you probably know, my wife just popped a kid out last week. While I was in the hospital pharmacy picking up a scrip, there was a gal in there telling a sob story about how she needed a note to show the court that she couldn't walk anywhere. Apparently, she was court ordered to meet her own mother at McDonalds to drop her kids. She was about to pop with another kid. Seriously, about 39.5 weeks. Then they asked her birth year and she was 19. So, at least 2 kids at home and fixing to bring another. At what point do we put birth control in the water and give the anecdote to responsible people?

That's a moving antidote, I don't know when we reach that point, though.

Predarat
08-07-2012, 11:35 AM
http://theprivateman.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/tumblr_m4xcxecbbp1qabe6do1_400.gif

Do that to Cali too and we have a winner!

TLO
08-07-2012, 11:37 AM
Do that to Cali too and we have a winner!

:thumb:

Dave Lane
08-07-2012, 11:38 AM
Do that to Cali too and we have a winner!

No Cali rocks. But ditching the old folks in FL would be awesome. I have a gal I used to date thats a doc in Florida and she calls it Gods Waiting room.

CaliforniaChief
08-07-2012, 11:39 AM
http://theprivateman.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/tumblr_m4xcxecbbp1qabe6do1_400.gif

ROFL

Canofbier
08-07-2012, 11:46 AM
Did it bother anyone else who watched the video that they stretched the portrait of the woman? I was under the impression that people should figure out not to do that before they land a graphics job at a television station.

loochy
08-07-2012, 11:46 AM
This crap is common everywhere. As you probably know, my wife just popped a kid out last week. While I was in the hospital pharmacy picking up a scrip, there was a gal in there telling a sob story about how she needed a note to show the court that she couldn't walk anywhere. Apparently, she was court ordered to meet her own mother at McDonalds to drop her kids. She was about to pop with another kid. Seriously, about 39.5 weeks. Then they asked her birth year and she was 19. So, at least 2 kids at home and fixing to bring another. At what point do we put birth control in the water and give the anecdote to responsible people?

Do you want an anecdote? I'll give you one:

One time I was checking out a topic on ChiefsPlanet about an unfit mother. A man named Phobia misused the term "anecdote" and gave me the chance to tell the story you are reading at this very moment.

Setsuna
08-07-2012, 11:47 AM
Get off Florida's nuts! :harumph:

saphojunkie
08-07-2012, 11:52 AM
Get off Florida's nuts! :harumph:

Wouldn't those be Georgia and Alabama?

Phobia
08-07-2012, 11:52 AM
Do you want an anecdote? I'll give you one:

One time I was checking out a topic on ChiefsPlanet about an unfit mother. A man named Phobia misused the term "anecdote" and gave me the chance to tell the story you are reading at this very moment.

Yeah - dumb mistake. I am dumb. Surprise.

loochy
08-07-2012, 11:53 AM
Yeah - dumb mistake. I am dumb. Surprise.

balls: i like to bust them

:D

Phobia
08-07-2012, 11:55 AM
I deserve all I can get.

ModSocks
08-07-2012, 11:55 AM
Do that to Cali too and we have a winner!

California is awesome. You're just a hater.

Simplicity
08-07-2012, 11:57 AM
California is awesome. You're just a hater.

Hatersssssssssssssss.

Sofa King
08-07-2012, 12:09 PM
California is awesome. You're just a hater.

http://reporter.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451d69069e20120a5cbb6c2970c-pi

Not sure if srs

Rausch
08-07-2012, 12:13 PM
Did it bother anyone else who watched the video that they stretched the portrait of the woman? I was under the impression that people should figure out not to do that before they land a graphics job at a television station.

Too late, she's already on the next episode of Ancient Aliens...

whoman69
08-07-2012, 12:18 PM
http://theprivateman.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/tumblr_m4xcxecbbp1qabe6do1_400.gif

If you do customer service, you want to do the same thing with NY.

scho63
08-07-2012, 01:20 PM
Single 24 years old White Piece of Trash with 3 kids already and she is off banging the neighbor. I would guess zero birth control used.

Floridians should need to take an IQ test to vote-they only need a 50 which is mildly retarded and most would flunk.

It is the White Trash Capital of the US

tooge
08-07-2012, 01:21 PM
I'd hit it

with a hammer

HemiEd
08-07-2012, 02:18 PM
http://theprivateman.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/tumblr_m4xcxecbbp1qabe6do1_400.gif

Louisiana as well

sedated
08-07-2012, 02:46 PM
http://theprivateman.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/tumblr_m4xcxecbbp1qabe6do1_400.gif

I can’t remember a time when a GIF was used so perfectly. Bravo.

OnTheWarpath15
08-07-2012, 03:23 PM
I can’t remember a time when a GIF was used so perfectly. Bravo.

*takes bow*

Thanks. One of my favorites, but I never get to use it.

Setsuna
08-07-2012, 03:55 PM
Single 24 years old White Piece of Trash with 3 kids already and she is off banging the neighbor. I would guess zero birth control used.

Floridians should need to take an IQ test to vote-they only need a 50 which is mildly retarded and most would flunk.

It is the White Trash Capital of the US

Fuck you bitch! :cuss: rochambeau

Frosty
08-07-2012, 04:26 PM
**** you bitch! :cuss: rochambeau

And to prove his point...

scho63
08-07-2012, 05:57 PM
http://theprivateman.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/tumblr_m4xcxecbbp1qabe6do1_400.gif

BRAVO!

:thumb: