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08-14-2012, 03:50 PM
Chris Kuper out six weeks with broken forearm
Posted by Josh Alper on August 14, 2012, 3:01 PM EDT
Dave Magazu, Chris Kuper AP

One of the men tasked with protecting Peyton Manning will miss more than a month for the Broncos.

Right guard Chris Kuper broke his forearm during a drill at Tuesday’s practice. Mike Klis of the Denver Post reports that Kuper will miss six weeks while he recuperates, a time frame that would keep him out of the first three regular season games.

The blow is extra painful because Kuper had just made a comeback from a serious leg injury. Kuper suffered a nasty left ankle dislocation and broke his left leg in the final week of the 2011 regular season and missed OTAs and minicamp as a result of that injury. Now he’s got another injury to deal with and the Broncos have to replace one of their better offensive linemen on the fly.

Manny Ramirez is next on the depth chart, although Klis suggests the Broncos could kick Orlando Franklin inside while starting either Ryan Harris or Chris Clark at right tackle. However they fill Kuper’s spot on the field, Denver will have a hard time replacing the production they were counting on from Kuper in the first few weeks of the season.

I hope Pittsburgh blitzes the shit out of them week 1.

Detoxing
08-14-2012, 03:51 PM
YESSS!

Rain Man
08-14-2012, 03:51 PM
Chris Kuper is starting to remind me of that knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Baby Lee
08-14-2012, 03:52 PM
Chris Kuper is starting to remind me of that knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Brave Sir Robin?

Detoxing
08-14-2012, 03:52 PM
Knowmo will be here to tell us about how it won't matter because (insert No name scrub) has been playing at a Pro Bowl level in camp in


3....

2...

1...

Big Smoke
08-14-2012, 03:52 PM
Oh darn. I am so upset by this news.

loochy
08-14-2012, 03:53 PM
I guess Kuper didn't drink milk when he was a kid...

notorious
08-14-2012, 03:53 PM
Doesn't matter. The word is out to allow Denver's line to hold until jerseys are torn off.

loochy
08-14-2012, 03:53 PM
Google Earth proves that the broncos o line will be ok

Saulbadguy
08-14-2012, 03:54 PM
STAY DOWN BITCH

loochy
08-14-2012, 03:56 PM
Manny Ramirez is next on the depth chart,

WTF?

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/05/07/timestopics/manny190.jpg

Manny will be Manny. I ain't gonna play no O-line, mang.

CoMoChief
08-14-2012, 04:01 PM
Hopefully Clady goes down next.

Generally it's not good to wish inj on another player,

but seriously FUCK DENVER!!!!

Mr. Laz
08-14-2012, 04:03 PM
good news ... we need their Oline to be a severe weakness.

I want Manning to be black and blue from head-to-toe.

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-14-2012, 04:07 PM
Can't wait till Manny decides to take a bathroom break during the play and Manning gets crushed.

royr17
08-14-2012, 04:10 PM
good news ... we need their Oline to be a severe weakness.

I want Manning to be black and blue from head-to-toe.

I'd like to see us get after Manning but I dont want our players to even thing bout putting a bounty on him. That would be bad to end up like the New Orleans Saints.

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-14-2012, 04:12 PM
Bounty? Hali wants to drink his blood.

ct
08-14-2012, 04:23 PM
need some voodoo bones and a live chicken to sacrifice in here, bad mojo

Buckweath
08-14-2012, 04:26 PM
That news makes me feel like the Chiefs are next to have a good player suffer an injury.

Detoxing
08-14-2012, 04:27 PM
That news makes me feel like the Chiefs are next to have a good player suffer an injury.

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

Frazod
08-14-2012, 04:28 PM
Gee, that's too bad.

Frazod
08-14-2012, 04:30 PM
I also didn't realize that the Donx played Pittsburgh in Week One.

Yeah, I'm sure the Stealers won't be extra-pissed or anything..... :evil:

Munson
08-14-2012, 04:32 PM
He's got Brodie Croyle disease. Symptoms include broken bones and an extra sandy vagina.

Setsuna
08-14-2012, 04:33 PM
This solidifies their downfall. At least Tebow could take the punishment or avoid it. Neither Manning nor Haine nor Osweiler (sp?) will be safe. Ah well. Back to the running game. Oh wait...they have an old timer in McGahee. He'll be broke by week 4. They are so done for.

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-14-2012, 04:36 PM
This solidifies their downfall. At least Tebow could take the punishment or avoid it. Neither Manning nor Haine nor Osweiler (sp?) will be safe. Ah well. Back to the running game. Oh wait...they have an old timer in McGahee. He'll be broke by week 4. They are so done for.

This is one of your best posts

Setsuna
08-14-2012, 04:41 PM
This is one of your best posts

ROFL :shake: :harumph: :evil: STFU

SNR
08-14-2012, 05:40 PM
Hopefully Clady goes down next.

Generally it's not good to wish inj on another player,

but seriously FUCK DENVER!!!!
Until he plays Kansas City. Clady's bitch ass is Tamba's favorite to rape.

the Talking Can
08-14-2012, 05:41 PM
it feels to me like things are going to end badly for manning...

Count Alex's Wins
08-14-2012, 05:42 PM
STAY DOWN BITCH

Feels good man

mdchiefsfan
08-14-2012, 05:46 PM
Bounty? Hali wants to drink his blood.

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/564699/snapshot20101011175425_medium.jpg

Shaid
08-14-2012, 05:55 PM
Manning's neck is a ticking time bomb and someone just set the alarm.

jspchief
08-14-2012, 05:57 PM
That news makes me feel like the Chiefs are next to have a good player suffer an injury.

Shut your whore mouth.

Von Dumbass
08-14-2012, 06:11 PM
I wish nothing but the best of health for the Chiefs.

SNR
08-14-2012, 06:28 PM
I wish nothing but the best of health for the Chiefs.I hope Manning's neck looks like Kuper's ankle

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07IJbUf31TcKJ/439x.jpg

mikey23545
08-14-2012, 06:29 PM
good news ... we need their Oline to be a severe weakness.

I want Manning to be black and blue from head neck-to-toe.


FYP.

SNR
08-14-2012, 06:30 PM
Also, I really like Chris Kuper. Former UND player. Really solid. I actually went to school with his brother when I was growing up.

It's just a shame he had to play for the fucking Donks his entire career. His recent string of injuries must be God's way of punishing him for the shitty career choice he made

DaFace
08-14-2012, 06:33 PM
Ouch. That doesn't sound pleasant.

vailpass
08-14-2012, 06:45 PM
Shit.

morphius
08-14-2012, 06:52 PM
After last years injury mess on the Chiefs, I can't even get excited about Denver losing players to injury. It is just hard to overcome.

chasedude
08-14-2012, 06:54 PM
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!

Rub some dirt on it /Manning

vailpass
08-14-2012, 07:01 PM
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!

Rub some dirt on it /Manning

Keep on pissing in the karma pool....

SNR
08-14-2012, 07:07 PM
Keep on pissing in the karma pool....

Karma doesn't exist

vailpass
08-14-2012, 07:08 PM
Karma doesn't exist

OOOOOHHHHHHH you done did it now

Hydrae
08-14-2012, 07:15 PM
Karma doesn't exist

Pfft, it does and you can even buy it.

http://www.barrettmotorcars.com/images/models/64/fisker-karma-side-view__large.jpg

For a little over 100K.

Planetman
08-14-2012, 07:18 PM
Lets see if the NFL officiating crews, whomever they turn out to be, overprotect the golden boy with the surgically repaired neck.
http://www.iwu.edu/magazine/2005/fall/Images/ref_flag.jpg

Gonzo
08-14-2012, 07:48 PM
Denver's got good depth on their line and besides, it's only a few weeks.
They'll be just fine and Manning will have a pro bowl season.

Injuries are a bitch in the preseason but as long as its not what KC went through, (the worst set of circumstances ever) they should be ok.

Denver is looking pretty decent this year. They will be the toughest competition for KC this year.






(Karma gods should be happy now, you fucking morons)

Frazod
08-14-2012, 08:01 PM
Fuck karma. When's karma going to pay off for 40 years of shit?

Karma was so offended by Denver cheating in the 97 playoffs that it allowed them to win it all again the following year. There's your fucking karma.

Von Dumbass
08-14-2012, 08:42 PM
**** karma. When's karma going to pay off for 40 years of shit?

Karma was so offended by Denver cheating in the 97 playoffs that it allowed them to win it all again the following year. There's your ****ing karma.

Cheated in the playoffs LMAO

They had something on their jerseys for two plays and gained a total of 4 yards before the Chiefs complained to the refs.

manchambo
08-14-2012, 08:47 PM
This is a tough blow to Denver. That could be the best ol on the team, assuming Clady doesn't return to form.

DaFace
08-14-2012, 08:50 PM
This is a tough blow to Denver. That could be the best ol on the team, assuming Clady doesn't return to form.

[puts on non Bronco hater hat]

At least it's early in preseason. Not a good way to start, of course, but he could potentially only miss a couple games.

[/hat]

But hopefully he's out long enough that Peyton gets creamed a time or two before he comes back. :)

Simplicity
08-14-2012, 08:54 PM
Broncos suck.

Tombstone RJ
08-14-2012, 09:00 PM
stay classy kc

Frazod
08-14-2012, 09:00 PM
Cheated in the playoffs LMAO

They had something on their jerseys for two plays and gained a total of 4 yards before the Chiefs complained to the refs.

I'll tell you what, cockgobbler. Go spray some Pam on a jersey. Then wipe it off with a towel. Then tell me if it's still slick.

Stupid fuck.

Saulbadguy
08-14-2012, 09:01 PM
Feels good man

http://about.citymaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Nasa_tickertape_apollo_19700915_b.jpg

Saulbadguy
08-14-2012, 09:02 PM
I hope Manning's neck looks like Kuper's ankle

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07IJbUf31TcKJ/439x.jpg

I hope every single ligament on the Denver roster spontaneously bursts.

stonedstooge
08-14-2012, 09:06 PM
Are the Donkeys going to have a Peyton Manning bobblehead game?

listopencil
08-14-2012, 09:07 PM
Karma doesn't exist



http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/wsg/image/1341/38/1341386808370.gif

Frazod
08-14-2012, 09:08 PM
Are the Donkeys going to have a Peyton Manning bobblehead game?

Hopefully after week one the head will come separately.

Dayze
08-14-2012, 10:49 PM
Chris Kuper is starting to remind me of that knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

NONE shall pass.

Chiefs=Good
08-14-2012, 11:03 PM
OH NOES THAT SUCKS! GET WELL SOON BREH!!!! (good karma)

Mr. Kotter
08-14-2012, 11:07 PM
I hope every single ligament on the Denver roster spontaneously bursts.

I knew I really, REALLY...hated-beyond-belief the Broncos, when Manning signed with them. He went from one of the best players in League history, to..."I hope they break your friggin' neck, week one."

Dead serious. No doubt about it. :hmmm:

BossChief
08-14-2012, 11:14 PM
It's only a flesh wound.

lcarus
08-15-2012, 03:08 AM
Man. Peyton Manning is gonna look like a giraffe that fell down the Rocky steps at the end of all this. Look at the bright side Donk fans. His neck resembling the letter S should make for some pretty hilarious skits the next time he hosts SNL.

MotherfuckerJones
08-15-2012, 06:00 AM
I hope Lamarr Woodley bends peyton manning over week 1 and rapes him prison style

MahiMike
08-15-2012, 06:37 AM
Watched the rerun of Broncos/Bears. Never saw Manning throw deep. He had stokley in his sights once and went other direction.

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-15-2012, 07:36 AM
The a joke is how ESPN and NFL Network keep saying how impressive he was and he hasn't missed a beat. I saw a "Manning impresses" tab and about threw up. The uninformed and Bronco homers are lapping it up.


JFC look at a video of him throwing before the surgery and now. The crypt keeper arm photo was telling and it's holding true.