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alnorth
08-16-2012, 05:01 PM
Both genders stare equally hard at women’s body parts: study (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/both-genders-stare-women-breasts-equally-study-175809076.html)

A new scientific study has confirmed a generally assumed truth: Women are objectified far more than men. But in a surprising development, the study also found that men and women are both equally guilty of looking at women as a "collection of parts."

Well there you have it. Can't argue with that, this is just good unquestionable science. Ladies should not get pissed if the guy they are with are checking other women out, because everyone does it!

Three7s
08-16-2012, 05:11 PM
Both genders stare equally hard at women’s body parts: study (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/both-genders-stare-women-breasts-equally-study-175809076.html)



Well there you have it. Can't argue with that, this is just good unquestionable science. Ladies should not get pissed if the guy they are with are checking other women out, because everyone does it!
Shit, I had a girl I was working with at work because I was looking at my computer screen and she thought I was staring at her boobs. Must've been PMSing.

Lonewolf Ed
08-16-2012, 05:32 PM
Both genders stare equally hard at women’s body parts: study (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/both-genders-stare-women-breasts-equally-study-175809076.html)



Well there you have it. Can't argue with that, this is just good unquestionable science. Ladies should not get pissed if the guy they are with are checking other women out, because everyone does it!

They shouldn't, but they will. They always will!

Kyle DeLexus
08-16-2012, 05:33 PM
Shit, I had a girl I was working with at work because I was looking at my computer screen and she thought I was staring at her boobs. Must've been PMSing.

?

Deberg_1990
08-16-2012, 05:34 PM
Male and Female alike, everyone loves a nice pair of boobies.

CoMoChief
08-16-2012, 05:37 PM
Well it's nature.

Boobs = mother's milk

Humans were trained from day 1 to enjoy breasts.

CoMoChief
08-16-2012, 05:38 PM
My ex GF love cuddling with her roomate because her tits were big and she was soft LMAO


didn't bother me one bit. In fact I tried to get in on that.


and I failed.

loochy
08-16-2012, 05:38 PM
Shit, I had a girl I was working with at work because I was looking at my computer screen and she thought I was staring at her boobs. Must've been PMSing.

sense makes this does not

CoMoChief
08-16-2012, 05:39 PM
sense makes this does not

and coming from the warrior........that says a lot.

you say a lot of shit that makes ZERO sense.

alnorth
08-16-2012, 05:50 PM
Male and Female alike, everyone loves a nice pair of boobies.

I don't think its just boobs, my explanation for the result of the study is simple: It is a universal truth that women are pleasant to look at. Legs, butt, face, everything.

The story gets lost in the weeds with talking about looking at men globally vs looking at women locally like you would an object, that we all "objectify" women, etc.

No, its more like "eh, just another dude. I recognize him, he's Frank from 3rd floor. Hi Frank. Movin' on". Every once in a while you have a dude who looks good, but most of the time there's no reason to focus on just another ugly-ass average Joe.

When you see a woman, even if she's a 5 or a 6, its like admiring a work of art. Whether you are attracted to women or not, everyone likes looking. Where some guys get in trouble is when they fail to bridge the gap between "beautiful work of art" and "oh yeah, this beautiful work of art I'm admiring also has a brain, interesting opinions, a great personality, and should be respected, too"

Rain Man
08-16-2012, 05:51 PM
I find this study kind of arousing.

Ceej
08-16-2012, 05:53 PM
My ex GF love cuddling with her roomate because her tits were big and she was soft LMAO


didn't bother me one bit. In fact I tried to get in on that.


and I failed.

and you two didn't work out because why?

Based off what I know I would have married her yesterday.

Frazod
08-16-2012, 05:54 PM
Shithot girl at my office with a huge rack was wearing a top with horizontal stripes today. Made her tits look even bigger than they actually are, which is huge. Definitely overkill, but in a good way. It was just impossible not to stare at them. Luckily, she enjoys it.

petegz28
08-16-2012, 05:59 PM
pics or fuck off

Discuss Thrower
08-16-2012, 06:23 PM
I don't look at boobs for the same reason homeless people don't look at nice furniture.

CHENZ A!
08-16-2012, 08:01 PM
I can't help it. I'll check out the ass of a girl walking by that I know 99% I probably don't even want to see it, but it's like what if I miss it?! Then I look, and I'm all ewwwwwww

CHENZ A!
08-16-2012, 08:02 PM
Girls with nice racks, get a smile and a "hi"

Holladay
08-17-2012, 05:33 AM
If Vailpass will help me out again, or somebody with ANY computer knowledge...embed Joe Walshs' ILBTS (I Like Big TitS).

thanks

Radar Chief
08-17-2012, 08:02 AM
Not surprising. Mrs. Radar constantly points out other hot chicks to me. I don’t mind, she’s always right and has good taste in women.

Micjones
08-17-2012, 08:03 AM
I don't look at boobs for the same reason homeless people don't look at nice furniture.

Because you have no use for them or because you can't afford them?
:D

durtyrute
08-17-2012, 08:04 AM
?

ROFL

durtyrute
08-17-2012, 08:05 AM
You know they did a study that stated, ugly kids get treated worse than cute kids. Even by their own parents.

KILLER_CLOWN
08-17-2012, 08:21 AM
I don't look at boobs for the same reason homeless people don't look at nice furniture.

Sure...you don't. ;)

DJ's left nut
08-17-2012, 09:28 AM
I can't help it. I'll check out the ass of a girl walking by that I know 99% I probably don't even want to see it, but it's like what if I miss it?! Then I look, and I'm all ewwwwwww

Yup.

I catch myself doing it almost as a reflex at this point. I'm worse about asses than boobs and I think it's just because there's a face on the boob side that might notice me.

beach tribe
08-17-2012, 09:31 AM
Shit, I had a girl I was working with at work because I was looking at my computer screen and she thought I was staring at her boobs. Must've been PMSing.
LOL WUT?

Lumpy
08-17-2012, 12:25 PM
Guys younger than me, (high school age and such), checking out my boobs:
Yeah, I know I'm a milf. Get a good look and move along to your Biology class.

Guys around my age checking out my boobs:
Okay, fine, whatever. Get a good look and move along.

Guys old enough to be my dad checking out my boobs:
JFC! Stop staring! *shudder*

cabletech94
08-17-2012, 12:27 PM
how is it possible we've gotten this far into this thread without some (women's) tits?!

this is sooooooo effffffing fail!!!!!

Stewie
08-17-2012, 12:30 PM
Guys younger than me, (high school age and such), checking out my boobs:
Yeah, I know I'm a milf. Get a good look and move along to your Biology class.

Guys around my age checking out my boobs:
Okay, fine, whatever. Get a good look and move along.

Guys old enough to be my dad checking out my boobs:
JFC! Stop staring! *shudder*

We don't care about this. We want to know if you look at other women's breasts and pass judgement?

listopencil
08-17-2012, 12:40 PM
Guys old enough to be my dad checking out my boobs:
JFC! Stop staring! *shudder*

See, the problem is that the tops you wear probably aren't revealing enough. You either have to show more or give the old guys more time to take it all in. It's only fair.

Donger
08-17-2012, 12:47 PM
Guys younger than me, (high school age and such), checking out my boobs:
Yeah, I know I'm a milf. Get a good look and move along to your Biology class.

Guys around my age checking out my boobs:
Okay, fine, whatever. Get a good look and move along.

Guys old enough to be my dad checking out my boobs:
JFC! Stop staring! *shudder*

Interesting. Is there any consistency in the obviousness or duration of "the look" based on age?

Amnorix
08-17-2012, 12:49 PM
Guys younger than me, (high school age and such), checking out my boobs:
Yeah, I know I'm a milf. Get a good look and move along to your Biology class.

Guys around my age checking out my boobs:
Okay, fine, whatever. Get a good look and move along.

Guys old enough to be my dad checking out my boobs:
JFC! Stop staring! *shudder*


Sorry, but boobs don't get less interesting as one gets older.

http://www.schemamag.ca/assets/DD_scarlettwoody_topimage.jpg

Lumpy
08-17-2012, 01:49 PM
We don't care about this. We want to know if you look at other women's breasts and pass judgement?

Yes. I've checked out the boobage.

Do I pass judgement? Let's just say that if a chick is dressed like a slut, I will see her as being one. Every woman does this and if they claim that they don't, they're lying. I'm not talking about them showing off a little cleavage either, (that's fine-flaunt 'em if you got 'em). I'm talking about when their boobs are damn near popping out of their blouse. Am I envious of other women's boobs? Not really. I was blessed w/ a nice set.

See, the problem is that the tops you wear probably aren't revealing enough. You either have to show more or give the old guys more time to take it all in. It's only fair.

Okay, I think I just hurled a little in my mouf. LMAO

You're correct, I don't wear tops that are revealing enough. For instance, at work I wear polo shirts and on my days off I'm usually wearing a t-shirt. Today I wore my Chiefs t-shirt because I didn't have any work shirts clean. The only time I do show off a little cleavage is when I go out w/ Gonzo.

Interesting. Is there any consistency in the obviousness or duration of "the look" based on age?

No. It varies. I do find it disturbing though that the old guys always put on their bifocals before taking a gander. LMAO

Sorry, but boobs don't get less interesting as one gets older.

I'm aware of this, but it's just creepy.

Donger
08-17-2012, 01:51 PM
The only time I do show off a little cleavage is when I go out w/ Gonzo.

Errr, why?

ThaVirus
08-17-2012, 01:51 PM
No shit.

Amnorix
08-17-2012, 02:03 PM
I'm aware of this, but it's just creepy.


Don't think of it that way. Just think that everybody with a penis regardless of age likes boobs. That's just how it is.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SgmWA9KPyEI/AAAAAAAAgmg/t9fMLkO5b2s/s400/z-kid+caught+staring.jpg

http://worldwideinterweb.com/component/joomgallery/image.raw?view=image&type=orig&id=3754

http://worldwideinterweb.com/component/joomgallery/image.raw?view=image&type=img&id=3744

http://worldwideinterweb.com/component/joomgallery/image.raw?view=image&type=orig&id=3757

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2012/02/27632b8e4662e23c900764856eb9e6f9.jpg

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/john-kerry-caught-staring.jpg

http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/110609/dustin_hoffman_angelina_16v0e8p-16v0eem.jpg?x=450&q=80&n=1&sig=e5zp_libLtlhXRciYy5d9w--

Donger
08-17-2012, 02:11 PM
Don't think of it that way. Just think that everybody with a penis regardless of age likes boobs. That's just how it is.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2012/02/27632b8e4662e23c900764856eb9e6f9.jpg

LMAO

Lumpy
08-17-2012, 02:19 PM
Errr, why?

Why not? Is there something wrong w/ giving my husband something to look at during dinner at a nice restaurant? :hmmm:

Donger
08-17-2012, 02:27 PM
Why not? Is there something wrong w/ giving my husband something to look at during dinner at a nice restaurant? :hmmm:

And every other red-blooded male in the joint. I remember once my wife and I went to Dallas or somewhere for a wedding by air. We sat in the first row, with her on the aisle. For some reason, she wore a very low cut blouse, which was also tight. Every single guy who got on the plane stared at her tits. Some guys were more subtle than others, but one guy gave her a good 10 second leer, looked over at me, made eye contact, and then looked right back down at her.

LMAO

Stewie
08-17-2012, 02:31 PM
Yes. I've checked out the boobage.

Do I pass judgement? Let's just say that if a chick is dressed like a slut, I will see her as being one. Every woman does this and if they claim that they don't, they're lying. I'm not talking about them showing off a little cleavage either, (that's fine-flaunt 'em if you got 'em). I'm talking about when their boobs are damn near popping out of their blouse. Am I envious of other women's boobs? Not really. I was blessed w/ a nice set.


Again, this is about how much you check out other women's boobage. I scope at every opportunity... whether they're hidden under a sweater or in a tight blouse, it doesn't matter. Do you say, "Hi!" and then take a look and say hmmmm.....?

Rain Man
08-17-2012, 02:32 PM
Guys younger than me, (high school age and such), checking out my boobs:
Yeah, I know I'm a milf. Get a good look and move along to your Biology class.

Guys around my age checking out my boobs:
Okay, fine, whatever. Get a good look and move along.

Guys old enough to be my dad checking out my boobs:
JFC! Stop staring! *shudder*


Question: if a really old guy came up and grabbed your breasts, would you call the cops on him? I'm talking old enough that you know he's harmless.

I'm pondering if and when I can start doing that. (Not to you personally, but in general.)

Lumpy
08-17-2012, 03:02 PM
And every other red-blooded male in the joint. I remember once my wife and I went to Dallas or somewhere for a wedding by air. We sat in the first row, with her on the aisle. For some reason, she wore a very low cut blouse, which was also tight. Every single guy who got on the plane stared at her tits. Some guys were more subtle than others, but one guy gave her a good 10 second leer, looked over at me, made eye contact, and then looked right back down at her.

LMAO

Gonzo has caught a few lookers, as well. They usually glance away immediately though when they get busted. LMAO

Again, this is about how much you check out other women's boobage. I scope at every opportunity... whether they're hidden under a sweater or in a tight blouse, it doesn't matter. Do you say, "Hi!" and then take a look and say hmmmm.....?

Oh, FFS! :facepalm:

No. LMAO

Question: if a really old guy came up and grabbed your breasts, would you call the cops on him? I'm talking old enough that you know he's harmless.

I'm pondering if and when I can start doing that. (Not to you personally, but in general.)

Um, I would more than likely kick the guy in the nuts.

But that's just me. :evil:

durtyrute
08-17-2012, 03:13 PM
Boobs are spectacular.

stevenidol
08-17-2012, 03:20 PM
We don't care about this. We want to know if you look at other women's breasts and pass judgement?

All women will pass judgement on another women for anything they can find. It's in their nature.

durtyrute
08-17-2012, 03:23 PM
All women will pass judgement on another women for anything they can find. It's in their nature.

True dat, but I like to judge boobs too.

Sorter
08-17-2012, 03:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/StupidityKills/gifs/vince-vaughn-motorboat.gif

Lumpy
08-17-2012, 03:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/StupidityKills/gifs/vince-vaughn-motorboat.gif

ROFL

Rain Man
08-17-2012, 04:06 PM
Um, I would more than likely kick the guy in the nuts.

But that's just me. :evil:

I'll have to ponder this. In the end, it's still attention.

crazycoffey
08-17-2012, 04:30 PM
I can't be the first with the "well D'uh" post....

Lzen
08-17-2012, 05:59 PM
My ex GF love cuddling with her roomate because her tits were big and she was soft LMAO


didn't bother me one bit. In fact I tried to get in on that.


and I failed.

Sasha Kaun would have tapped that. Easily. :p