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Msmith
08-16-2012, 11:58 PM
A Dallas Cowboys fan is burning mad at her team.

Jennelle Carrillo, of Cleburne, Texas, has sued the Cowboys and owner/general manager Jerry Jones after she suffered severe burns to her backside while allegedly sitting on a bench outside Cowboys Stadium before a team scrimmage in August 2010....

Link: http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/8276263/dallas-cowboys-hot-water-burned-fan-files-lawsuit-team

Cornstock
08-17-2012, 12:30 AM
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen...

crazycoffey
08-17-2012, 02:00 AM
I know these are confusing concepts to Dallas fans;

"God makes the sun hot", "Jones is not a god". Oh and - "can't fix stupid"

blaise
08-17-2012, 05:54 AM
She sounds like a real red ass.

bevischief
08-17-2012, 06:05 AM
It's Texas in the summer. What the hell do you expect and waited 2 years?

RedDread
08-17-2012, 06:09 AM
It's Texas in the summer. What the hell do you expect and waited 2 years?

Some suits like this wait longer because they believe the defendant might have lost or misplaced documents or video relating to the incident.

In this case :shrug:

Gonzo
08-17-2012, 06:18 AM
If it were any other team, (except Denver or Oak) I'd bitch about stupid lawsuits and tell this bitch to fuck off.
However, since it's Dallas...

blaise
08-17-2012, 06:21 AM
She said she also plans to sue the sun.

Lonewolf Ed
08-17-2012, 06:26 AM
I'd buy her a 10 lb. bag of ice and tell her to shove it where she got burned.

KC Tattoo
08-17-2012, 06:41 AM
http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa425/McGregor10/jackiechiles.png

Its outrageous.. egregious.. preposterous

rockymtnchief
08-17-2012, 06:44 AM
Where's the pics of this hot piece of ass?

Chief Gump
08-17-2012, 06:48 AM
...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer representing some stupid Texas bitch, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must pay this woman!

Amnorix
08-17-2012, 06:51 AM
Some suits like this wait longer because they believe the defendant might have lost or misplaced documents or video relating to the incident.

In this case :shrug:


And some suits take a while to bring before you can find a lawyer desperate/stupid enough to take a case...

KCtotheSB
08-17-2012, 07:03 AM
I'm all for this woman getting paid, believe me.....as long as she has the words "****ING DUMBASS" tattooed on her forehead.

bevischief
08-17-2012, 07:18 AM
And some suits take a while to bring before you can find a lawyer desperate/stupid enough to take a case...

My point.

Dave Lane
08-17-2012, 08:25 AM
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen...

She's a woman and if she knew her place she'd stay in the damn kitchen.

Canofbier
08-17-2012, 08:32 AM
Maybe the bench was just trying to get her stanky ass off of it.

Chiefnj2
08-17-2012, 08:51 AM
I think she'll win. The case is probably similar to the McD's coffee case. They will take surface temps of nearby benches and show how hot they get. Then this black marble bench will be 40 degrees hotter and it will be argued they could have used safer/different materials that don't lead to 3rd degree burns after a few seconds of touching.

Rain Man
08-17-2012, 09:04 AM
The closing argument for the plaintiff will be, "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this sports team has money. This unattractive, stupid woman does not. Does that sound fair to you? DOES THAT SOUND FAIR TO YOU?"

Micjones
08-17-2012, 09:10 AM
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen...

/sexist