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gblowfish
08-17-2012, 09:51 AM
Smile for the camera!

http://tinyurl.com/9vxpa7n

After a "wife-swapping" sex scandal that allegedly involved Chinese Communist Party officials made international headlines this month, much has been speculated as to the nature of the swingers' tryst.
But now as photos of the orgy begin to emerge on U.S. websites, the question on everyone's lips is: "Are these the most awkward sex photos ever?"

In this relatively chaste photo of five of the participants, three men (apparently naked) pose behind two women dressed in black camisoles:

http://i50.tinypic.com/156vbsk.jpg

"[These photos] may just be the cheesiest in the history of online scandals," wrote the Atlantic Wire in response to the group's perplexing portrait.
The group went on to take more than 100 pictures -- most of them explicitly pornographic. Yet as the Atlantic Wire notes, there are still a few "friendly v-for-victory hand signs and cheesy grins thrown in" the mix.

The batch of photos, which allegedly features several participants during a hotel "sex party" in 2007, was leaked online and quickly went viral across the Chinese Internet last week.

According to the New Yorker, two government officials have been implicated as participants in the orgy.

Wang Yu, a deputy secretary of the Youth League Committee of Hefei University in Anhui province, has reportedly admitted that he and his wife are two of the people photographed, China Daily reports. The couple has since been kicked out of the Communist Party and fired from their jobs.

Wang also said he "regretted his behavior" and insisted that the other two men in the photographs are not government officials, the New Yorker notes.
However, Wang Minsheng, the Communist Party secretary of Lujiang county in Anhui province, has also been implicated as a participant.

The high-ranking official is said to bear a striking resemblance to one of the men in the photographs, though he's vehemently denied these accusations.
Government authorities were quick to quash any allegations of party member involvement after the photos were leaked.

The Lujiang authorities in Anhui province told People's Daily Online that the photos are not of "comrades in charge" and that claims to the contrary are "malicious slander."

The New Yorker writes that government censors have been attempting to suppress discussions surrounding the scandal. The State Council Information Office has reportedly sent out an advisory to Chinese news and discussion forums, which states that “all websites must stop following and hyping the so-called ‘Lujiang Indecent Photos Incident.’"

Sofa King
08-17-2012, 09:55 AM
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Donger
08-17-2012, 09:59 AM
WTH is that thing near the gal on the right's index finger?

Rain Man
08-17-2012, 10:00 AM
It's communism! They're supposed to share everything!

KILLER_CLOWN
08-17-2012, 10:02 AM
It's communism! They're supposed to share everything!

Including the ugliness, I thought communist leaders were supposed to get the best? The pics are worse than the schoolteacher thread the other day.

gblowfish
08-17-2012, 10:08 AM
I wonder if Wang knows Dong Dong?

BigCatDaddy
08-17-2012, 10:12 AM
Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

vailpass
08-17-2012, 10:15 AM
You have some of the best thread titles on the Planet.

Chiefs=Good
08-17-2012, 10:26 AM
WTH is that thing near the gal on the right's index finger?

The other gals hand.

Rain Man
08-17-2012, 10:30 AM
The other gals hand.

Ooh, hot.

Donger
08-17-2012, 10:33 AM
The other gals hand.

Okay, as long it is some kind of appendage.

Saul Good
08-17-2012, 11:10 AM
Okay, as long it is some kind of appendage.

It's not Long Duck Dong, if that's what you're thinking.

Fire Me Boy!
08-17-2012, 11:28 AM
I hope for humanity that none of these people have teacher/student relationships.

DaneMcCloud
08-17-2012, 11:31 AM
Those chicks are so hot that they make the dudes look ugly

tooge
08-17-2012, 11:38 AM
chinese people just aren't attractive. sorry china.

gblowfish
08-17-2012, 11:45 AM
chinese people just aren't attractive. sorry china.

Well, there's 1.3 billion chinese people -1/5th of the world's population- so somebody must be attracted to them!

buddha
08-17-2012, 11:49 AM
Simple math tells us that 5/1.3 billion isn't statistically significant.

Are we sure this isn't an out take from the 80s movie, "Bachelor Party"????

Canofbier
08-17-2012, 11:52 AM
Those chicks are so hot that they make the dudes look ugly

Or maybe the dudes are so ugly that they make the chicks look hot... :hmmm:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2006/05/26/chicken192.jpg

Canofbier
08-17-2012, 11:52 AM
I'm pretty sure "the egg" is the guy on the left.

Rain Man
08-17-2012, 11:54 AM
Wait a minute. Per this article, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/14/china-wife-swapping-photos_n_1776377.html, threesomes are illegal in China?

We have to free those people from the yoke of tyranny. Every man on earth should have a constitutional right to do two chicks at the same time. It's an integral part of the pursuit of happiness.

vailpass
08-17-2012, 11:57 AM
Wait a minute. Per this article, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/14/china-wife-swapping-photos_n_1776377.html, threesomes are illegal in China?

We have to free those people from the yoke of tyranny. Every man on earth should have a constitutional right to do two chicks at the same time.

Then do two more an hour later.

gblowfish
08-17-2012, 12:41 PM
There's a Wang Dong,
A Dong Wang,
A Dong Dong,
and this law firm
Wang&Wang!
http://www.wangandwang.com/

Nzoner
08-17-2012, 01:08 PM
Or maybe the dudes are so ugly that they make the chicks look hot... :hmmm:


All I could think of after seeing those poor bastards is the song Ronesome Roser by The Rittle River Band.

Nzoner
08-17-2012, 10:11 PM
There's a Wang Dong,
A Dong Wang,
A Dong Dong,
and this law firm
Wang&Wang!
http://www.wangandwang.com/

Nice to see someone got it

ChiefaRoo
08-17-2012, 10:31 PM
Hey Wang, it's an orgy,c'mon!

Dave Lane
08-17-2012, 10:36 PM
WTH is that thing near the gal on the right's index finger?

Belly button or the world's longest Chinese penis