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Bump
08-18-2012, 02:28 PM
Discuss.

Simplicity
08-18-2012, 02:29 PM
Gheys.

milkman
08-18-2012, 02:30 PM
Yeah, this subject is just so topical.

Flachief58
08-18-2012, 02:30 PM
momma's boys




Ehem.....Clay

Tombstone RJ
08-18-2012, 02:30 PM
spoiled rotten and enabled by those around him

tmax63
08-18-2012, 02:30 PM
A man doesn't need it done but a good woman does it without asking.:evil:

JoeyChuckles
08-18-2012, 02:30 PM
I eat sandwiches and pizza with a fork.

You got a problem with that?

CoMoChief
08-18-2012, 02:33 PM
I eat sandwiches and pizza with a fork.

You got a problem with that?

:spock:

Why not fold the pizza in half like a man and down it in 4 bites?

Simplicity
08-18-2012, 02:35 PM
:spock:

Why not fold the pizza in half like a man and down it in 4 bites?

Or eat it like it is sliced like a real man?

Bump
08-18-2012, 02:35 PM
Yeah, this subject is just so topical.

yes it rubs deep in my skin too

Ceej
08-18-2012, 02:46 PM
What if you order one at a restaurant?

Do you raise a ruckus, lift up on the table (throwing everything in the floor) and punch the nearest head you see?

Mr. Laz
08-18-2012, 02:49 PM
What if you order one at a restaurant?

Do you raise a ruckus, lift up on the table (throwing everything in the floor) and punch the nearest head you see?
asking for it cut in a restaurant is different imo

you're paying so you should get it the way you want


on the other hand, having your mommy or GF do it for you ...

jd1020
08-18-2012, 02:53 PM
I don't remember the last time I saw anyone have the sandwich cut in half. But it depends on the reasoning for me. What if you wanted it cut in half to help in your portion size and take the other half home?

Ceej
08-18-2012, 02:56 PM
asking for it cut in a restaurant is different imo

you're paying so you should get it the way you want


on the other hand, having your mommy or GF do it for you ...

So, a punch in the head is still deemed appropriate?

LMAO

Deberg_1990
08-18-2012, 03:00 PM
Does mommy still cut the crust off their sandwiches as well?

Guru
08-18-2012, 03:01 PM
Who the hell cuts their sandwich in half?

ChiefsNow
08-18-2012, 03:02 PM
I'm wierd , but I think sandwiches taste better when cut diagonally. LOL I have my subs cut in thirds. Do I need to ? No. I'm single so don't make someone else do it , except at a Subway. They cut it in half anyway, I request thirds.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-18-2012, 03:07 PM
A man establishes who's BAUCE with a cut in half sammich. He's a man's man.

lewdog
08-18-2012, 03:43 PM
I bet Bump likes his tube steak cut in half.

Bump
08-18-2012, 03:45 PM
I ask cause I went out to lunch with this dude at work and we both ordered burgers, he sent his back to get it cut in half. I was like, c'mon man. Eat your ****ing burger like a man and he said that he just likes it that way, easier to eat.

I don't know, it kinda bugged me. Not gonna eat lunch with him again.

pimpchief
08-18-2012, 03:46 PM
It's just a small part of what hoes should do for their respective pimps.

Guru
08-18-2012, 03:52 PM
I ask cause I went out to lunch with this dude at work and we both ordered burgers, he sent his back to get it cut in half. I was like, c'mon man. Eat your ****ing burger like a man and he said that he just likes it that way, easier to eat.

I don't know, it kinda bugged me. Not gonna eat lunch with him again.

Damn. all over him having them cut it in half?

DTLB58
08-18-2012, 04:03 PM
I ask cause I went out to lunch with this dude at work and we both ordered burgers, he sent his back to get it cut in half. I was like, c'mon man. Eat your ****ing burger like a man and he said that he just likes it that way, easier to eat.

I don't know, it kinda bugged me. Not gonna eat lunch with him again.

There wasn't a knife at the table for him to cut his own freaking burger? What a priss! Surprised he doesn't take his mommy to lunch with him to cut and feed his food for him.

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-18-2012, 04:04 PM
Who doesn't cut a grilled cheese sandwich in half?

DTLB58
08-18-2012, 04:05 PM
I don't remember the last time I saw anyone have the sandwich cut in half. But it depends on the reasoning for me. What if you wanted it cut in half to help in your portion size and take the other half home?

I certainly don't have a problem with it being cut. Just do it yourself for god's sake!

Guru
08-18-2012, 04:07 PM
The only way I eat anything cut in half is if it was already served that way. I don't ask for it.

Eat like man!!!!

DTLB58
08-18-2012, 04:10 PM
A man doesn't need it done but a good woman does it without asking.:evil:

:popcorn:

oldman
08-18-2012, 04:16 PM
Depends on the size of the sandwich. If you can't hold it in 2 hands, better cut it in half or you'll lose part of it out the back end.

Bump
08-18-2012, 04:16 PM
There wasn't a knife at the table for him to cut his own freaking burger? What a priss! Surprised he doesn't take his mommy to lunch with him to cut and feed his food for him.

there was a butter knife for the both of us, that's what I'm saying man, who sends a burger back to have them cut it in half for you?

stevieray
08-18-2012, 04:19 PM
...a real man would've used a karate chop.

Earthling
08-18-2012, 04:20 PM
If it isn't quite dead yet I prefer it cut in half.

MIAdragon
08-18-2012, 04:23 PM
I ask cause I went out to lunch with this dude at work and we both ordered burgers, he sent his back to get it cut in half. I was like, c'mon man. Eat your ****ing burger like a man and he said that he just likes it that way, easier to eat.

I don't know, it kinda bugged me. Not gonna eat lunch with him again.

Hope the douche enjoyed his spitburger.

MIAdragon
08-18-2012, 04:25 PM
there was a butter knife for the both of us, that's what I'm saying man, who sends a burger back to have them cut it in half for you?

A POS.

Earthling
08-18-2012, 04:37 PM
I ask cause I went out to lunch with this dude at work and we both ordered burgers, he sent his back to get it cut in half. I was like, c'mon man. Eat your ****ing burger like a man and he said that he just likes it that way, easier to eat.

I don't know, it kinda bugged me. Not gonna eat lunch with him again.


Wow! And he wan't afraid the chef or waitress might add a little something extra to it? ROFLROFL

KChiefer
08-18-2012, 04:42 PM
If you NEED it cut in half that's weird. However, it's great for presentation and manageability.

As far as sending it back to the kitchen to get cut, yes you're a paying customer, but dude if you have two hands and a knife at the table, do it yourself.

boogblaster
08-18-2012, 05:38 PM
used to cut for my kids . that was because their hands were small .....

Canofbier
08-18-2012, 05:46 PM
I'll agree with the sentiment that a sandwich can be eaten whole or cut on your own, but do you know what pisses me off? When you order a chopped salad that comes out with whole tomato slices or avocado slices put off on the edge of the plate. For fuck's sake, chopped is in the name, don't put the responsibility of making my salad edible on my shoulders. I'm paying for a reason.

Guru
08-18-2012, 05:53 PM
I'll agree with the sentiment that a sandwich can be eaten whole or cut on your own, but do you know what pisses me off? When you order a chopped salad that comes out with whole tomato slices or avocado slices put off on the edge of the plate. For ****'s sake, chopped is in the name, don't put the responsibility of making my salad edible on my shoulders. I'm paying for a reason.

thats what I hate about burgers today. Everything is on the side now.

listopencil
08-18-2012, 05:54 PM
Or eat it like it is sliced like a real man?


Throw it in the microwave, add hot sauce and wrap it like a burrito. Win.

listopencil
08-18-2012, 05:55 PM
Who doesn't cut a grilled cheese sandwich in half?

Hitler.

Fairplay
08-18-2012, 08:34 PM
My response is, do you need your pizza to be sliced? Hmmm?

My guess is yes. It is a hand to mouth sandwich so to speak after all.

Bump
08-18-2012, 08:52 PM
My response is, do you need your pizza to be sliced? Hmmm?

My guess is yes. It is a hand to mouth sandwich so to speak after all.

when do people eat unsliced pizza?

Rain Man
08-18-2012, 09:02 PM
if you cut a sandwich in half all of the flavor leaks out.

ChiefsNow
08-19-2012, 02:59 AM
if you cut a sandwich in half all of the flavor leaks out.

That's why you eat it real fast before it gets away.

Luke Warm
08-19-2012, 04:38 AM
Did you open his happy meal toy for him too?

Al Bundy
08-19-2012, 04:50 AM
Pussies.

Fried Meat Ball!
08-19-2012, 06:02 AM
I like burgers and sandwiches cut in half, but I've never asked a kitchen, girlfriend, spouse or parent to do it, before it was made or after it was delivered.

PornChief
08-19-2012, 06:12 AM
I eats mine uncut w/ crust on cause i keep it real.

Predarat
08-19-2012, 08:39 AM
They are the same douscenozzles that go around with their blue tooths and ear buds in thier ear all day long.

cdcox
08-19-2012, 09:31 AM
I like burgers and sandwiches cut in half, but I've never asked a kitchen, girlfriend, spouse or parent to do it, before it was made or after it was delivered.

This. Last night my sandwich was served to me uncut, and I cut it myself.

And now I'm going to share with you all why you want to have your sandwich cut in half. The area around the edges is going to have less stuff: meat, cheese, and fixin's. It is a flavor desert. Now you are going to have to eat these flavor deficient bites sooner or later. If you take a man-sized bite, you are going to capture a bit of the flavor oasis that lives in the middle of the sandwich. But the crusty desert is going to be closest to your tongue and that is going to dictate the pleasure of that particular bite. Wouldn't it be awesome if you could get the meaty part of a crust bite close to your tongue? Behold I give you the cut sandwich. Now, since you are eating from the inside out, when you get to those bites near the crust, the meaty part of the sandwich will enter first and occupy the prime real estate against your tongue, increasing the enjoyment of crust bites by up to 50%. Since up to 60% of the bites in a sandwich involve crust, eating the sandwich from the inside out, increases overall enjoyment of the sandwich by 30%.

You're welcome.