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SNR
08-19-2012, 12:54 AM
but only better, younger, and better looking. How I see the Planeteers lining up so far based on just the two games:

WR1: SNR
WR2: Jizz
WR3: lcarus
WR4: A bucket of dildos
WR5: petegz28
WR6: poop

Yup... that is right. pr_capone doesn't even poop right. Apologies to his mother.
Bowser
08-19-2012, 12:54 AM
LMAO
pr_capone
08-19-2012, 12:56 AM
but only better, younger, and better looking. How I see the Planeteers lining up so far based on just the two games:

WR1: SNR
WR2: Jizz
WR3: lcarus
WR4: A bucket of dildos
WR5: petegz28
WR6: poop

Yup... that is right. pr_capone doesn't even poop right. Apologies to his mother.

LMFAO
SNR
08-19-2012, 10:45 AM
Oh, and I'm still dead serious about this.
lcarus
08-20-2012, 12:20 AM
Younger maybe. Better looking? I once made a girl kill herself when I bought her a drink. She decapitated herself with a piano wire.
Direckshun
08-20-2012, 12:23 AM
I'd like to think that my elongated forehead would at least qualify me for special teams.

SEE WHAT I DID THERE
lcarus
08-20-2012, 12:25 AM
I can run really fast. Unfortunately I smoke a shitload so Im only good for one play then I may need a stretcher.
listopencil
08-20-2012, 07:45 AM
For fantasy football purposes, what's the 40 time on that bucket of dildos and have they been used?
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pimpchief
09-18-2012, 01:54 PM
but only better, younger, and better looking. How I see the Planeteers lining up so far based on just the two games:

WR1: SNR
WR2: Jizz
WR3: lcarus
WR4: A bucket of dildos
WR5: petegz28
WR6: poop

Yup... that is right. pr_capone doesn't even poop right. Apologies to his mother.

Can we get an updated line-up into the season?
SNR
09-18-2012, 01:57 PM
Can we get an updated line-up into the season?

Cassel prefers jizz and a bucket of dildos. They're his #1 go-to guys.
Pawnmower
09-18-2012, 02:20 PM
I think pete should be bumped up one spot, IMO

otherwise fairly good depth chart
CJizzles
09-18-2012, 02:45 PM
Cassel prefers jizz and a bucket of dildos. They're his #1 go-to guys.

:(
lcarus
09-18-2012, 03:23 PM
How do you picture a bucket of dildos? Do you have them all mushed in there like a sack of chicken parts or do you picture them sticking out like baguettes?
SNR
09-18-2012, 07:07 PM
How do you picture a bucket of dildos? Do you have them all mushed in there like a sack of chicken parts or do you picture them sticking out like baguettes?

They're arranged neatly in a wastebasket piled on top of legal papers sent to you by Louis CK's lawyers, you joke thief.
SNR
09-18-2012, 07:09 PM
I think pete should be bumped up one spot, IMO

otherwise fairly good depth chart

Pete's done a really good job. I like his stuff. It's a shame the refs have been so harsh on him, though.
lcarus
09-18-2012, 07:15 PM
They're arranged neatly in a wastebasket piled on top of legal papers sent to you by Louis CK's lawyers, you joke thief.

I assumed the source of that was understood by most here. But really...baguettes for me asshole.
SNR
09-18-2012, 07:25 PM
I assumed the source of that was understood by most here. But really...baguettes for me asshole.

You're lucky Todd Haley isn't here anymore or you'd be playing backup to poop in a second.
SNR
12-04-2012, 09:49 PM
Bump.

For his MVP award and everything...