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Archie F. Swin
08-19-2012, 07:05 AM
http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1139623
bizarre plot by San Francisco Giants' Melky Cabrera to use fake website and duck drug suspension

Ace Gunner
08-19-2012, 07:08 AM
ROFL

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-19-2012, 07:08 AM
That's pretty crazy. So, I guess he didn't "own up to it" after all.

milkman
08-19-2012, 07:46 AM
Not a bad plan if you can make it work.

barry_smilez20
08-19-2012, 09:11 AM
"famed steroid cop"

Douche

Big Smoke
08-19-2012, 09:35 AM
Holy... What the... ?

Why don't these guys ever just man up and admit it?

The God Hypothesis
08-19-2012, 09:54 AM
Trade looking better and better. Guthrie VS this drama, I'll take Guthrie please.

Shogun
08-19-2012, 04:31 PM
Read this earlier this morning. Really disappointed in him.

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2012, 04:34 PM
Lol that is fucking hilarious, my seven year old would have seen through that
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Shogun
08-19-2012, 04:37 PM
- Melky spent 10 grand to buy a fake website
- Website was apparently intended to sell a fake supplement
- Melky planned on arguing that the website sold him a supplement that he didnt know was banned
- Plan is currently backfiring in his face

cliffs for those who dont want to read article

Bowser
08-19-2012, 04:40 PM
Username: Brock Middlebrook

Password: SWOLE'DUP

mr. tegu
08-19-2012, 04:40 PM
- Melky spent 10 grand to buy a fake website
- Website was apparently intended to sell a fake supplement
- Melky planned on arguing that the website sold him a supplement that he didnt know was banned
- Plan is currently backfiring in his face

cliffs for those who dont want to read article

Thanks.

BIG_DADDY
08-19-2012, 04:52 PM
As Victor Conte says, the use of synthetic testosterone use is rampant in MLB with maybe up to 50% of the players using it. I like this quote: "To circumvent the test is like taking candy from a baby. It's so easy to circumvent. I call it the 'duck-and-dodge' system. The only people that get caught are the dumb, and the dumber."

Obviously Melky was the later. It really sucks because it is going to take everything the Giants have to stay ahead of those charging Dodgers.

Gonzo
08-19-2012, 05:02 PM
Man, if only we had investigators like this guy working on things that actually matter...

You know, things like murder, kidnapping, child molesters and such.

That's ok though because at least I know that my favorite baseball players' testosterone levels are being watched.

KChiefer
08-22-2012, 08:27 PM
Bartolo Colon just got popped for the Athletics.

Did BALCO have a grand reopening recently?

BigRedChief
08-22-2012, 08:33 PM
Man, if only we had investigators like this guy working on things that actually matter...

You know, things like murder, kidnapping, child molesters and such.

That's ok though because at least I know that my favorite baseball players' testosterone levels are being watched.One of the MLB commentators said he should be deported. He's here on a work Visa, he violated the law, thats against his agreement to get a work visa. He can legally be deported and not allowed back into the USA.