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gblowfish
08-21-2012, 08:30 AM
What the Hell....Florida is the number one state for batshit crazy....

http://tinyurl.com/9xcelsl

They had their cake and ate it, too -- but it tasted horrible.
Two Florida swingers got into a battle royale after they solicited guests for sex, and stayed naked even as cops arrived to arrest them, the Hernando Daily reports.

Tina Michelle Norris, 39, and her boyfriend, James Albert Barfield, 56, each brought home their own romantic partners early Monday morning. Barfield invited another woman to have sex with, while Norris invited two men. Neither of them were excited to find out about the other's deviancy, according to the paper.

After some partying, the Weeki Wachee couple allegedly lost it and began beating one another -- and not in the good way. Norris sustained a bloody lip, while Barfield suffered scratch marks on his neck and back, cops told the Hernando Daily.

They kicked and screamed, breaking everything in their path from one side of the house to another, their roommate said in a statement to police.
The three guests left during the melee, but cops found the flustered pair at about 6 a.m. still naked and "very intoxicated and uncooperative." Norris allegedly refused to put her clothes back on.

Police charged both suspects with domestic battery. Norris was slapped with an additional count of resisting arrest.

Of course, this isn't the first time police have been called during a scary sex romp. In April, a German man called cops to report that the woman he brought home demanded too much sex. We've all been there.

boogblaster
08-21-2012, 08:33 AM
group-sex gets sticky .....

bishop_74
08-21-2012, 08:35 AM
Multiple partners trade blows...

threebag02
08-21-2012, 08:35 AM
She ain't bad, she looks skinny

KILLER_CLOWN
08-21-2012, 08:36 AM
Is Michelle daughter of Chuck?

Fish
08-21-2012, 08:49 AM
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/1176/slide2396341407225free.jpg

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-21-2012, 08:54 AM
Now that's what I call a sticky situation

mikey23545
08-21-2012, 09:00 AM
The only reason Florida has so many weirdos in it is because about 80% of the population are transients that came down from the north.

Chiefs=Good
08-21-2012, 09:01 AM
Sooo was the roommate just watching?

loochy
08-21-2012, 09:05 AM
Sooo was the roommate just watching?

Well he wasn't involved, but he wasn't just watching...if you get my drift

LOCOChief
08-21-2012, 09:08 AM
The only reason Florida has so many weirdos in it is because about 80% of the population are transients that came down from the north.

yup. Whenever I go up north in the winter and see the homeless I'm wondering why they don't kick it down here in the winter, but many do.

Setsuna
08-21-2012, 09:37 AM
Please GTFO off my state. Thanks.

Garcia Bronco
08-21-2012, 10:23 AM
All that heat makes people crazy.

Bump
08-21-2012, 10:47 AM
alcohol created a bad situation? GET OUT

Rain Man
08-21-2012, 11:15 AM
I'm confused. Were they each assigned to bring home invitees to an orgy, and they didn't like the other's choices? Or were they both just freelancing and didn't coordinate their schedules? Or do drunk people just fight a lot?

bishop_74
08-21-2012, 11:19 AM
I'm confused. Were they each assigned to bring home invitees to an orgy, and they didn't like the other's choices? Or were they both just freelancing and didn't coordinate their schedules? Or do drunk people just fight a lot?

Sometimes tab A just doesn't fit in to slot C no matter how hard you try to cram it in. These are all logistics tht need to be hashed out WELL ahead of time for a prty like this.

Lumpy
08-21-2012, 11:22 AM
In April, a German man called cops to report that the woman he brought home demanded too much sex. We've all been there.

It must have been the lederhosen.

Flachief58
08-21-2012, 12:42 PM
Great, that shit happened 3 miles from my house :facepalm:

Rain Man
08-21-2012, 12:55 PM
Great, that shit happened 3 miles from my house :facepalm:

It was so rude of them to not invite you.

Flachief58
08-21-2012, 01:13 PM
It was so rude of them to not invite you.

I know, right?