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Frankie
08-22-2012, 09:34 AM
The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect. :D

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.

Pestilence
08-22-2012, 09:36 AM
Did you seriously use the phrase "You are a real caring citizen!"?

TEX
08-22-2012, 09:37 AM
LMAO

Frankie
08-22-2012, 09:37 AM
Did you seriously use the phrase "You are a real caring citizen!"?

'fraid so. Not the strongest part of this particular repartee.

CoMoChief
08-22-2012, 09:40 AM
False leading thread title.


You didn't do shit but get into an argument.

patteeu
08-22-2012, 09:40 AM
I doubt that square-jaw did it. I bet it was someone who hates you because you're Iranian.

LOCOChief
08-22-2012, 09:43 AM
I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer .

Probably not a Marine. I figure if you've been living next to a Marine he would have found reason to kick your ass along time ago, not key your truck.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-22-2012, 09:43 AM
The Queen of Where should be a chick rock band.

Canofbier
08-22-2012, 09:52 AM
Probably not a Marine. I figure if you've been living next to a Marine he would have found reason to kick your ass along time ago, not key your truck.

That was my thought. Calling him that did add to the his image, though.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 09:57 AM
I doubt that square-jaw did it. I bet it was someone who hates you because you're Iranian.

You don't even know where I live, Pat. :D

Frankie
08-22-2012, 09:58 AM
Probably not a Marine. I figure if you've been living next to a Marine he would have found reason to kick your ass along time ago, not key your truck.

Probably not. I just used that description to paint a picture of him for yous.

Saul Good
08-22-2012, 09:59 AM
You don't even know where I live, Pat. :D

Yeah, but he knows a ferner when he sees one.

ChiTown
08-22-2012, 10:02 AM
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/cool%20story%20bro/grand/52824115.gif

chasedude
08-22-2012, 10:03 AM
I'm thinking "All Clint Eastwood" like...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LJTQPNJ1GMM/S-co1jtK6GI/AAAAAAAAAlo/gmGHCXwEzlY/s1600/lawn.jpg

Blasphamy!!!

blaise
08-22-2012, 10:04 AM
If some guy complained about spilled paint to me I'd just brush him off.

BIG_DADDY
08-22-2012, 10:09 AM
So your truck looks like shit to the point that you don't care if it has a bunch of new scratches on it. Your driveway looks like shit so bad that you are just going to leave a river of paint running down it? I don't even want to think about you must keep yourself up. Have some pride man.

I wouldn't feel all empowered because you told off grandpa either. It sounds like he was just trying to get you to clean up your act. Rent a high powered pressure washer and quit being the slob of the neighborhood.

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2012, 10:09 AM
Lame.

BigCatDaddy
08-22-2012, 10:10 AM
The guy Frankie went "Eastwood" on.

Dayze
08-22-2012, 10:11 AM
If some guy complained about spilled paint to me I'd just brush him off.

yep; nothing irritates someone who is irriated more than just walking off lol
some dude chewed me about a parking spot as I was going to leave. My wife, in-laws and I were sort of saying goodbye to each other at the parking spot. Then comes a dude stalking us for the spot. after about a minute or two he honked. I turned around and saw him, and I just turned back around. I didn't smile, or gesture or anything.

he lays on his horn quite a few more times, then finally gets out of his truck and starts yelling stuff like "Hey, any day man!" "C'mon, GTFO out of the spot" etc. he yelled for a good minute or two; the whole time no one even acknowledged him. He got back in his truck, and continue to just sit there until we left.:D

Same thing happens if I'm at a store and some thinks I 'cut them ' off in an aisle etc, and they usually turn around and say "EXCUSE ME!" .....I give no response; just keep walking while they continue to make an ass out of themselves. I love it.

Chiefshrink
08-22-2012, 10:11 AM
I doubt that square-jaw did it. I bet it was someone who hates you because you're Iranian.

How does an Iranian go full Eastwood ?:shrug:

Donger
08-22-2012, 10:12 AM
You are truly a lion, Frankie. I actually felt faint.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 10:14 AM
If some guy complained about spilled paint to me I'd just brush him off.

There are proper ways to "complain." This dude was very rude.

loochy
08-22-2012, 10:14 AM
Why didn't you just tell him:

"I tried to clean it off and it wouldn't come off. It really sucked that the paint leaked. It even got all over the back of my truck. Boy, they need to work on the quality of those stupid paint cans don't they?"

patteeu
08-22-2012, 10:15 AM
You don't even know where I live, Pat. :D

That hurts, Frankie. I thought you knew I loved you despite your dual loyalty. :)

Dave Lane
08-22-2012, 10:15 AM
Actually I suspect the Kept Man / El Douchenozzle. He faked the keying of his own car so he could set it up to key your truck without being suspected.

He went the whole Billay.

Radar Chief
08-22-2012, 10:15 AM
So your truck looks like shit to the point that you don't care if it has a bunch of new scratches on it. Your driveway looks like shit so bad that you are just going to leave a river of paint running down it? I don't even want to think about you must keep yourself up. Have some pride man.

I wouldn't feel all empowered because you told off grandpa either. It sounds like he was just trying to get you to clean up your act. Rent a high powered pressure washer and quit being the slob of the neighborhood.

When Mrs. Radar and I bought our new, to us, home my Jeep was down, engine spun rod bearing. So before we even started moving furniture I took a derelict vehicle over to our new home and parked it right in front, just to let the neighbors know how it was going to be.

loochy
08-22-2012, 10:16 AM
Clint Eastwood?

Don't you mean Clint MiddleEastwood?

Predarat
08-22-2012, 10:16 AM
I'm thinking "All Clint Eastwood" like...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LJTQPNJ1GMM/S-co1jtK6GI/AAAAAAAAAlo/gmGHCXwEzlY/s1600/lawn.jpg

Blasphamy!!!

I agree!

To the OP you are not going Clint Eastwood on someone until you point your gun at them and say "Get off my Lawn". Misleading thread title. Reported.

La literatura
08-22-2012, 10:17 AM
That sucks. I think a power washer will get the paint right off, though.

Donger
08-22-2012, 10:21 AM
I agree!

To the OP you are not going Clint Eastwood on someone until you point your gun at them and say "Get off my Lawn". Misleading thread title. Reported.

Yeah, I agree. If Frankie was referring to Gran Torino, I would argue his behavior is more akin to the Hmong's letting their property look like crap instead of Eastwood.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 10:21 AM
The guy Frankie went "Eastwood" on.

Heh, this is the closest resemblance I found in a quick google image search. That's why I thought "ex-military."

http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/1/6348/z6348661X.jpg

milkman
08-22-2012, 10:22 AM
If some guy complained about spilled paint to me I'd just brush him off.

I see what you did there.

Detoxing
08-22-2012, 10:22 AM
I still dont understand what this has to do with Clint Eastwood.

patteeu
08-22-2012, 10:23 AM
I still dont understand what this has to do with Clint Eastwood.

Clint Eastwood doesn't run crying from a confrontation and neither did Frankie.

milkman
08-22-2012, 10:24 AM
yep; nothing irritates someone who is irriated more than just walking off lol
some dude chewed me about a parking spot as I was going to leave. My wife, in-laws and I were sort of saying goodbye to each other at the parking spot. Then comes a dude stalking us for the spot. after about a minute or two he honked. I turned around and saw him, and I just turned back around. I didn't smile, or gesture or anything.

he lays on his horn quite a few more times, then finally gets out of his truck and starts yelling stuff like "Hey, any day man!" "C'mon, GTFO out of the spot" etc. he yelled for a good minute or two; the whole time no one even acknowledged him. He got back in his truck, and continue to just sit there until we left.:D

Same thing happens if I'm at a store and some thinks I 'cut them ' off in an aisle etc, and they usually turn around and say "EXCUSE ME!" .....I give no response; just keep walking while they continue to make an ass out of themselves. I love it.

What would you do if someone said to you, "Hey dumbass, open your fucking eyes"?

Frankie
08-22-2012, 10:24 AM
Why didn't you just tell him:

"I tried to clean it off and it wouldn't come off. It really sucked that the paint leaked. It even got all over the back of my truck. Boy, they need to work on the quality of those stupid paint cans don't they?"

I normally do this. But I was a bit startled and angered by his abruptness and sense of self authority. As I said, I paid for it.

Radar Chief
08-22-2012, 10:25 AM
That sucks. I think a power washer will get the paint right off, though.

There are ways to get it off, if a pressure washer didnít do it solvent will, so will a soda blaster.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 10:26 AM
That hurts, Frankie. I thought you knew I loved you despite your dual loyalty. :)

No biggy. We're just having a lovers' spat. ;)

Detoxing
08-22-2012, 10:26 AM
Clint Eastwood doesn't run crying from a confrontation and neither did Frankie.

Gotcha.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 10:29 AM
Clint Eastwood?

Don't you mean Clint MiddleEastwood?

ROFL :clap: Rep.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 10:31 AM
That sucks. I think a power washer will get the paint right off, though.

I didn't think of it. It's a month old. Will it still work? I even thought of mixing some grey close to the general look of the asphalt and covering it.

patteeu
08-22-2012, 10:34 AM
That sucks. I think a power washer will get the paint right off, though.

A jackhammer or a bunker buster would do the trick too.

Ace Gunner
08-22-2012, 10:34 AM
"Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect."

Billay?

Frankie
08-22-2012, 10:34 AM
If some guy complained about spilled paint to me I'd just brush him off.

I see what you did there.

There are proper ways to "complain." This dude was very rude.

:doh!:

I'm only operating at 150 today. :D

vailpass
08-22-2012, 10:35 AM
If some guy complained about spilled paint to me I'd just brush him off.


yep; nothing irritates someone who is irriated more than just walking off lol

There are proper ways to "complain." This dude was very rude.

I know a couple people who need to learn to just roll with it.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 10:36 AM
I still dont understand what this has to do with Clint Eastwood.

Ya had to be there. ;)

You'da been proud of my CE impersonation.

loochy
08-22-2012, 10:37 AM
Ya had to be there. ;)

You'da been proud of my CE impersonation.

DId you squint your eyes and talk in a raspy whisper?

siberian khatru
08-22-2012, 10:38 AM
I know a couple people who need to learn to just roll with it.

Some might bristle at your suggestion -- different strokes for different folks, and all that -- but I think that has it covered.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 10:38 AM
DId you squint your eyes and talk in a raspy whisper?

:D Actually, a little bit. :D

bevischief
08-22-2012, 10:39 AM
Heh, this is the closest resemblance I found in a quick google image search. That's why I thought "ex-military."

http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/1/6348/z6348661X.jpg

Just a bitter and sad old fart.

tooge
08-22-2012, 10:41 AM
No, going Eastwood would have been to grab his shirt by the collar, put a .44 up to his nose, shove it into his nose, and tell him you are having a bad day

bevischief
08-22-2012, 10:42 AM
Just go get some more paint and poke a hole in and drive up and down the street with it a few dozen more times.

vailpass
08-22-2012, 10:45 AM
Some might bristle at your suggestion -- different strokes for different folks, and all that -- but I think that has it covered.

Bonus points for the triple dip :D

Frankie
08-22-2012, 10:46 AM
Just go get some more paint and poke a hole in and drive up and down the street with it a few dozen more times.

I know he lives in one of those townhouses. I have seen him brisk-walking in the street. In fact that's what he was doing when he spotted me. I suppose painting a white blotch in front of his garage would be an effective middle finger act. But it would be too petty.

ForeverChiefs58
08-22-2012, 10:46 AM
Too bad he didn't bring over a tire iron and beat you to a bloody pulp.

La literatura
08-22-2012, 10:46 AM
I didn't think of it. It's a month old. Will it still work? I even thought of mixing some grey close to the general look of the asphalt and covering it.

Yeah, I think it will still work. Just be patient, as it might not come off right away.

I guess the more common term for them is "pressure washer." We had stains on our concrete patio from lawn chemicals. We scrubbed them with powerful cleaners with no success. But an hour with the pressure washer took care of it.

Donger
08-22-2012, 10:47 AM
Yeah, I think it will still work. Just be patient, as it might not come off right away.

Frankie can't do that now. That would be backing down. Frankie doesn't back down.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 10:48 AM
Too bad he didn't bring over a tire iron and beat you to a bloody pulp.

AND predictably the hateful troll/bitch reappears from his hiding hole. ROFL

siberian khatru
08-22-2012, 10:48 AM
Bonus points for the triple dip :D

Just trying to stir things up with my dry sense of humor.

vailpass
08-22-2012, 10:50 AM
Frankie can't do that now. That would be backing down. Frankie doesn't back down.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Donger
08-22-2012, 10:50 AM
Just trying to stir things up with my dry sense of humor.

I think you should take a nap, but that's just how I roll.

Pestilence
08-22-2012, 10:51 AM
Did the paint bucket break apart in mid-air?

ForeverChiefs58
08-22-2012, 10:52 AM
AND predictably the hateful troll/bitch reappears from his hiding hole. ROFL

Just because I stopped responding to all of your fucking BS all over my page doesn't mean I was hiding from you jackass.

Douche Baggins
08-22-2012, 10:52 AM
Frankie you piss me right the fuck off sometimes.

But god damn if I am not stealing this...

...still admiring his testosterone.

You are a real life fucking troll.

Douche Baggins
08-22-2012, 10:54 AM
you trolled him

and he neg repped your car

i love you

NewChief
08-22-2012, 10:56 AM
Frankie you piss me right the **** off sometimes.

But god damn if I am not stealing this...



You are a real life ****ing troll.

The "still admiring his testosterone" line killed me as well.

Valiant
08-22-2012, 10:56 AM
How does an Iranian go full Eastwood ?:shrug:

Would have to kick his own ass.

Hog Farmer
08-22-2012, 10:56 AM
What would you do if someone said to you, "Hey dumbass, open your ****ing eyes"?


I'd say Hello Milkman!

vailpass
08-22-2012, 11:00 AM
you trolled him

and he neg repped your car

i love you

LMAO

milkman
08-22-2012, 11:05 AM
I'd say Hello Milkman!

So I know that wasn't you then.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 11:39 AM
Just because I stopped responding to all of your ****ing BS all over my page doesn't mean I was hiding from you jackass.

You posted today (8-22-12) in this thread. Your last CP post before this was on 08-14-2012.

Yep,.... I'd say you've been hiding. Exactly as I predicted.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 12:13 PM
Frankie can't do that now. That would be backing down. Frankie doesn't back down.

I'll probably have to make some improvement on it anyway. We are preparing this townhouse to rent it out and eventually sell it when market improves. By the time we try to sell it, the blotch should be gone.

NewChief
08-22-2012, 12:16 PM
You posted today (8-22-12) in this thread. Your last CP post before this was on 08-14-2012.

Yep,.... I'd say you've been hiding. Exactly as I predicted.

He's neg repping me now, and I'm deeply ashamed and saddened that I stood up for you. If I would have known he was going to neg rep me, I certainly wouldn't have opened my trap.

LVNHACK
08-22-2012, 12:20 PM
Probably not a Marine. I figure if you've been living next to a Marine he would have found reason to kick your ass along time ago, not key your truck.

Probably was a Marine Officer....An NCO or SNCO woulda pummeled him and stuffed his head in the paint can....

Donger
08-22-2012, 12:22 PM
I'll probably have to make some improvement on it anyway. We are preparing this townhouse to rent it out and eventually sell it when market improves. By the time we try to sell it, the blotch should be gone.

Frankie the Mouse.

ForeverChiefs58
08-22-2012, 12:29 PM
You posted today (8-22-12) in this thread. Your last CP post before this was on 08-14-2012.

Yep,.... I'd say you've been hiding. Exactly as I predicted.


Man, you sure are a smart one. You are so scary, too.

NewChief
08-22-2012, 12:33 PM
Going to go ahead and expose psycho ForeverChiefs58:


Bo's Pelini didn't do it. 08-22-2012 09:02 AM ForeverChiefs58 I hope you die when your car flips upside down in a lake of aids juice. As your struggling to get out, a good samaritan comes over and holds your head down under water and you drown right before your car explodes in a fiery aids inferno



LOL,.. I went Clint... 08-22-2012 11:24 AM ForeverChiefs58 **** you! You are a piece of dog shit. Go die in a fire, PLEASE. I am asking you nicely to DIE.


That's good stuff right there. ROFL

Dayze
08-22-2012, 03:13 PM
What would you do if someone said to you, "Hey dumbass, open your ****ing eyes"?


Probably just smile and keep walking.

I live by the Roadhouse philosophy when it comes to D-bags.
ďBe Nice. Until Itís time to be not so niceĒ

vailpass
08-22-2012, 03:22 PM
Probably just smile and keep walking.

I live by the Roadhouse philosophy when it comes to D-bags.
ďBe Nice. Until Itís time to be not so niceĒ

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QuikSsurfer
08-22-2012, 03:24 PM
http://i.minus.com/iogwG55g1FhsZ.gif

Phobia
08-22-2012, 03:24 PM
Probably was a Marine Officer....An NCO or SNCO woulda pummeled him and stuffed his head in the paint can....

I was thinking that if a car needs keyed and it's a jarhead doing it, he's just going to key it right in front of Frankie. What's Frankie going to do, mix some metaphors in broken English?

Radar Chief
08-22-2012, 03:34 PM
I was thinking that if a car needs keyed and it's a jarhead doing it, he's just going to key it right in front of Frankie. What's Frankie going to do, mix some metaphors in broken English?

I know. I was thinking if he was an Army grunt he wouldíve just assumed thatís where the paint gets dumped and Frankie wouldíve come home to more than just one splotch running down his drive.

ChiefsNow
08-22-2012, 03:58 PM
I know he lives in one of those townhouses. I have seen him brisk-walking in the street. In fact that's what he was doing when he spotted me. I suppose painting a white blotch in front of his garage would be an effective middle finger act. But it would be too petty.

Paint the outline of a body on his front porch.

Iowanian
08-22-2012, 04:01 PM
He must have been terrified at the prospect of you ejaculating within his vicinity.


I hope he didn't break apart in mid air on his way back home.



Thread title should have said "Frankie Goes Elton John on aged war hero"

Raiderhader
08-22-2012, 04:14 PM
Thread title should have said "Frankie Goes Elton John on aged war hero"


LOL!

ArrowRed
08-22-2012, 04:45 PM
The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect. :D

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.


You should learn to show more respect to veterans of this country. Would that really hurt you to be a little polite to an old man?

You don't show respect for America in post after post you make. I am really quite surprised that other members here put up with it TBO.

I hardly ever post, but lurk and read Chiefsplanet everyday and am pretty baffled and disappointed there isn't more backlash at another BS Frankie thread, where he claims to go all Clint Eastwood on an old war veteran.

Without that old veteran, you might not be here.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-22-2012, 05:14 PM
You should learn to show more respect to veterans of this country. Would that really hurt you to be a little polite to an old man?

You don't show respect for America in post after post you make. I am really quite surprised that other members here put up with it TBO.

I hardly ever post, but lurk and read Chiefsplanet everyday and am pretty baffled and disappointed there isn't more backlash at another BS Frankie thread, where he claims to go all Clint Eastwood on an old war veteran.

Without that old veteran, you might not be here.

LMAO Really? Can we change your post to "I rarely log into this account, but I stalk you everywhere else and run my mouth at you all the time. Now that I was banned from this thread, I decided to go to my mult to talk some more shit."?

Both of your personalities can enjoy a 7 day vacation to talk to each other about why circumventing moderator issued bans isn't a good idea on Chiefsplanet. See you next week. Probably in a Frankie thread.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

La literatura
08-22-2012, 05:15 PM
LMAO Really? Can we change your post to "I rarely log into this account, but I stalk you everywhere else and run my mouth at you all the time. Now that I was banned from this thread, I decided to go to my mult to talk some more shit."?

Both of your personalities can enjoy a 7 day vacation to talk to each other about why circumventing moderator issued bans isn't a good idea on Chiefsplanet. See you next week. Probably in a Frankie thread.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

That's ForeverChief58?

loochy
08-22-2012, 05:18 PM
LMAO Really? Can we change your post to "I rarely log into this account, but I stalk you everywhere else and run my mouth at you all the time. Now that I was banned from this thread, I decided to go to my mult to talk some more shit."?

Both of your personalities can enjoy a 7 day vacation to talk to each other about why circumventing moderator issued bans isn't a good idea on Chiefsplanet. See you next week. Probably in a Frankie thread.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

hahahaha ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
08-22-2012, 05:20 PM
That's ForeverChief58?

I don't mind a good natured mult. But this is some obsessive shit. From BOTH parties. Grown fucking men that have 100 years on Earth between them. It's unreal.

Brock
08-22-2012, 05:20 PM
You should learn to show more respect to veterans of this country. Would that really hurt you to be a little polite to an old man?

You don't show respect for America in post after post you make. I am really quite surprised that other members here put up with it TBO.

I hardly ever post, but lurk and read Chiefsplanet everyday and am pretty baffled and disappointed there isn't more backlash at another BS Frankie thread, where he claims to go all Clint Eastwood on an old war veteran.

Without that old veteran, you might not be here.

ROFL Dumbass.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 05:26 PM
Man, you sure are a smart one. You are so scary, too.

And you are trolling me out of nowhere AGAIN! You love to hurt don't you? Everyone knows you are unstable. But you are showing them that you are a hopeless masochist too. LMAO

I have never seen anyone enjoying being my bitch as much as you do.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 05:31 PM
Probably was a Marine Officer....An NCO or SNCO woulda pummeled him and stuffed his head in the paint can....

I was thinking that if a car needs keyed and it's a jarhead doing it, he's just going to key it right in front of Frankie. What's Frankie going to do, mix some metaphors in broken English?

I know. I was thinking if he was an Army grunt he wouldíve just assumed thatís where the paint gets dumped and Frankie wouldíve come home to more than just one splotch running down his drive.

He and what army? :D

Phobia
08-22-2012, 05:32 PM
I don't mind a good natured mult. But this is some obsessive shit. From BOTH parties. Grown ****ing men that have 100 years on Earth between them. It's unreal.

Just whack the mult permanently if you wanna. I agree, mults are okay as long as they're all for fun. But people who use them for crap like this don't deserve them - and then when they do the predictable "I don't post very often but I read every day" it's just disingenuous.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-22-2012, 05:33 PM
And you are trolling me out of nowhere AGAIN! You love to hurt don't you? Everyone knows you are unstable. But you are showing them that you are a hopeless masochist too. LMAO

I have never seen anyone enjoying being my bitch as much as you do.

When you notice he's gone for another week, I assure you, it won't be fear. Enjoy the rest of the thread, and hopefully you'll take some time to reflect on why this shit keeps happening with you with a different poster every 2-3 months. Is this how you want to spend the rest of your life on Chiefsplanet? Is internet pride REALLY that important to you? Are you concerned they're REALLY going to fuck your mother, and that they'll have to pay for the right to do so? Come on, man!

Mr. Flopnuts
08-22-2012, 05:35 PM
Just whack the mult permanently if you wanna. I agree, mults are okay as long as they're all for fun. But people who use them for crap like this don't deserve them - and then when they do the predictable "I don't post very often but I read every day" it's just disingenuous.

Heh, yeah. That's a done deal. ArrowRed is now available as a username again!

Frankie
08-22-2012, 05:36 PM
Going to go ahead and expose psycho ForeverChiefs58:





That's good stuff right there. ROFL

Hey I've been really close to start a thread on this very subject. I might yet do this very soon. I got more than enough material to share with you.

He goes around crying and accusing me of trolling him and being a hateful person. Then he shows up trolling me and spewing hate. I think he operates a theater projector for a living. :D

vailpass
08-22-2012, 05:40 PM
Thanks a lot NewChief. Appreciate you enabling Frankie.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 05:40 PM
You should learn to show more respect to veterans of this country. Would that really hurt you to be a little polite to an old man?

You don't show respect for America in post after post you make. I am really quite surprised that other members here put up with it TBO.

I hardly ever post, but lurk and read Chiefsplanet everyday and am pretty baffled and disappointed there isn't more backlash at another BS Frankie thread, where he claims to go all Clint Eastwood on an old war veteran.

Without that old veteran, you might not be here.

Are you Tom Cash or imitating him in sarcasm? This is a pretty damn right on impression. Very dumb and laughable. Just like his and FC58's posts.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-22-2012, 05:43 PM
Here comes the payoff. Frankie caught up.

blaise
08-22-2012, 05:44 PM
This thread broke apart in midair.

La literatura
08-22-2012, 05:44 PM
I might yet do this very soon.

Please don't.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 05:55 PM
Please don't.

It's overwhelmingly tempting. I'm still holding back though. At least allow me to post just today's sample. Here it is. Enjoy:

vailpass
08-22-2012, 05:59 PM
Please don't.

:D It's NewChief's fault.

NewChief
08-22-2012, 06:03 PM
Thanks a lot NewChief. Appreciate you enabling Frankie.

Hey: I was minding my own business, actually ribbing Frankie in this thread and psycho starts sending me death wish neg reps.

Donger
08-22-2012, 06:03 PM
Frankie, have you ever masturbated to pictures and/or thoughts of your mother? Serious question.

Thanks.

vailpass
08-22-2012, 06:13 PM
Hey: I was minding my own business, actually ribbing Frankie in this thread and psycho starts sending me death wish neg reps.

Just f'ing with ya'. :D

vailpass
08-22-2012, 06:13 PM
It appears Donger may have restored burst.

Brock
08-22-2012, 06:16 PM
Donger wouldn't know burst from one of his mom's rancid British pussyfarts.

vailpass
08-22-2012, 06:19 PM
Donger wouldn't know burst from one of his mom's rancid British pussyfarts.

If you find an iron glove-looking thing in your front yard do know It Shall Be'eth On!

Donger
08-22-2012, 06:19 PM
Donger wouldn't know burst from one of his mom's rancid British pussyfarts.

I don't remember them smelling, honestly, but they sure were loud.

vailpass
08-22-2012, 06:19 PM
I don't remember them smelling, honestly, but they sure were loud.

LMAO

Textbook.

Those who overreact to 'your mama' jokes take note.Observe Donger's willingness to play along coupled with the absence of any resentment or negative reaction whatsoever.


Brock will appreciate that Donger's response was well played and did not contain any showing of sensitivity which would warrant him returning to the mother joke tactic a second time.

Others will also take notice and will know the mama joke isn't a useful tactic with Donger.

Donger
08-22-2012, 06:21 PM
Frankie, does your Mom "suffer" from vaginal flatulence?

Bwana
08-22-2012, 06:25 PM
That is NOT going clint Eastwood on someone.

This is:

http://209.160.24.31/d/467/751/1snsq2neay/26933519064-1.gif

NewChief
08-22-2012, 06:26 PM
Frankie, does your Mom "suffer" from vaginal flatulence?

It is like the divine kiss of the West Wind harnessing admiration and loving ness for all to glean.

vailpass
08-22-2012, 06:28 PM
It is like the divine kiss of the West Wind harnessing admiration and loving ness for all to glean.

LMAO :spock:

Brock
08-22-2012, 06:30 PM
It is like the divine kiss of the West Wind harnessing admiration and loving ness for all to glean.

ROFL

Donger
08-22-2012, 06:32 PM
It is like the divine kiss of the West Wind harnessing admiration and loving ness for all to glean.

Does that mean they stink or not?

Mr. Flopnuts
08-22-2012, 07:06 PM
Does that mean they stink or not?

One man's stink is another man's pink. :eek: :spock:

Dayze
08-22-2012, 07:09 PM
Does that mean they stink or not?

I think it's something to do with fish and chips

JASONSAUTO
08-22-2012, 08:49 PM
Check your reps, bottom feeder, and heed the message. You will do well to do so.

Post the rep message donger
Posted via Mobile Device

Frankie
08-22-2012, 08:49 PM
Now back to your original programing.

Iowanian
08-22-2012, 10:16 PM
Check your reps, bottom feeder, and heed the message. You will do well to do so.


Oh shit....someone just went dirty harry.



If one is looking for the positive response to the line of jokes, it would have been a good place to insert a quip about installation of a wind turbine in the yard to provide power to a small city free of charge.

Frankie
08-22-2012, 10:29 PM
It's true that I may have overreacted to a projecting pervert. Only one who actually lusts after and masturbates to his own mother can think of a question like that. To him it's a natural human behavior because he has grown up that way.

Now again, back to the show in progress.

Iowanian
08-22-2012, 10:34 PM
Yes, back to the show.

You were getting ready to tell us about how you made Michael J Fox physically tremble by your steely gaze?

Or is it about the time you beat Ken Jennings at a game of scrabble? no, no...it's the time you beat Michael Baden at a game of Operation, by Milton Bradley?

Frankie
08-22-2012, 10:36 PM
Yes, back to the show.

You were getting ready to tell us about how you made Michael J Fox physically tremble by your steely gaze?

Or is it about the time you beat Ken Jennings at a game of scrabble? no, no...it's the time you beat Michael Baden at a game of Operation, by Milton Bradley?

Go to bed. This is grown up time.

Iowanian
08-22-2012, 10:41 PM
I can see why you might be confused about my status as a student, but it would be more appropriate to call me a bus driver, since I just took your wrinkled ass to school.

BIG_DADDY
08-22-2012, 10:42 PM
Go to bed. This is grown up time.

This whole supremecy thing you do when you get your ass kicked would be hillarious if it was being done for effect instead of being pathetic because you are serious.

God of Thunder
08-22-2012, 10:44 PM
404: eastwood not found.

Iowanian
08-22-2012, 10:46 PM
Frankie once lifted Vern Troyer above his own head with both arms!

SPchief
08-22-2012, 11:07 PM
Go to bed. This is grown up time.

Congrats on making your neighbor key your truck.

stevieray
08-23-2012, 12:25 AM
a gallon covers four hundred square feet...if you punctured a paint can that could bleed out the whole gallon, that had to be a hell of a puncture or hole.

something's not right with this story.

Phobia
08-23-2012, 01:06 AM
a gallon covers four hundred square feet...if you punctured a paint can that could bleed out the whole gallon, that had to be a hell of a puncture or hole.

something's not right with this story.

I'll bet he accidentally set off an IED and the paint was used to cover the blast area.

Donger
08-23-2012, 05:52 AM
Frankie, if you wish to engage me, I'd rather do it out here.

No, I will not retract my very simple question. I don't care if you are "serious," "sure that I will" or not.

If you don't want to answer, that's fine.

crazycoffey
08-23-2012, 06:06 AM
Latex paint will peal off asphalt.

Iowanian
08-23-2012, 06:10 AM
cc, you'd better shut your face hole before *someone*^^^^^ goes Bea Arthur on your ass!!

Gary
08-23-2012, 06:28 AM
That is NOT going clint Eastwood on someone.

This is:

http://209.160.24.31/d/467/751/1snsq2neay/26933519064-1.gif

Absolutely! I was thinking of this guy:
"All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."
"You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches."
http://www-staff.lboro.ac.uk/~mait/personal2/images/eastwood4.jpg

bevischief
08-23-2012, 06:45 AM
wtf is going on in here?

Gary
08-23-2012, 06:47 AM
wtf is going on in here?

Clint Eastwood is regulating.

King_Chief_Fan
08-23-2012, 06:48 AM
you are an ass....I like how you blamed the other guy.

your effort to clean up your mess was pathetic.

such a tough guy

Iowanian
08-23-2012, 06:49 AM
What's going on???? I'll tell you what's going on.

Frankie Broke apart in Mid-Activia

...and turned yet another thread into a colon-blo toilet cam.

bevischief
08-23-2012, 06:49 AM
Clint Eastwood is regulating.

Since we know Frankie is not.

Bowser
08-23-2012, 06:52 AM
Should I even read this thread?

Graystoke
08-23-2012, 06:54 AM
Should I even read this thread?

No. But its ok to pretend you did.

Bowser
08-23-2012, 06:55 AM
No. But its ok to pretend you did.

Thanks. But I don't think I'm even going to do that.

Radar Chief
08-23-2012, 07:12 AM
Should I even read this thread?

Frankie topic: is that a serious question?

Bwana
08-23-2012, 07:48 AM
This is how you "Go Clint Eastwood" on a dog.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/60806_o.gif

Radar Chief
08-23-2012, 08:00 AM
This is how you "Go Clint Eastwood" on a dog.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/60806_o.gif

I reckon so.

seclark
08-23-2012, 08:11 AM
This is how you "Go Clint Eastwood" on a dog.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/60806_o.gif

yeah, i don't like to brag, but i do that to my grandkids.
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MoreLemonPledge
08-23-2012, 08:20 AM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/haley-iroc.jpg

Dick Bull
08-23-2012, 08:26 AM
I don't even need to read this thread, I know what happened already.

Frankie posted a thread, everyone piled on.

Good fun, I'm sure.

Fairplay
08-23-2012, 08:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/cLsRx.gif

Brock
08-23-2012, 08:40 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2WKbH2fB298/T66M3GEqmCI/AAAAAAAABJ4/b5sxRzzeXes/s1600/clint-eastwood-nodding.gif

Radar Chief
08-23-2012, 08:41 AM
I don't even need to read this thread, I know what happened already.

Frankie posted a thread, everyone piled on.

Good fun, I'm sure.

<a href="http://gifsoup.com/view/1128475/are-you-not-entertained.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1128475&t=o" border="0"/></a><br /><a href="http://gifsoup.com/" title="GIFSoup" target="_blank">GIFSoup</a>

Iowanian
08-23-2012, 08:49 AM
I think Frankie expected this instead

http://gifsoup.com/view7/2507838/braveheart-victory-o.gif

HemiEd
08-23-2012, 08:52 AM
I don't even need to read this thread, I know what happened already.

Frankie posted a thread, everyone piled on.

Good fun, I'm sure.

You are a veteran of this place. But in this case, the crap was clearly earned.

Iowanian
08-23-2012, 09:01 AM
Frankie, does your Mom "suffer" from vaginal flatulence?

http://gifsoup.com/view4/1402304/morre-diabo-o.gif

Saul Good
08-23-2012, 09:12 AM
Frankie, next time just say "relax".

Dick Bull
08-23-2012, 09:18 AM
http://gifsoup.com/view4/1402304/morre-diabo-o.gif

Where the hell is that gif from? Scary looking indeed.

vailpass
08-23-2012, 10:38 AM
Yes, back to the show.

You were getting ready to tell us about how you made Michael J Fox physically tremble by your steely gaze?

Or is it about the time you beat Ken Jennings at a game of scrabble? no, no...it's the time you beat Michael Baden at a game of Operation, by Milton Bradley?

LMAO

crazycoffey
08-23-2012, 10:49 AM
cc, you'd better shut your face hole before *someone*^^^^^ goes Bea Arthur on your ass!!

Bea Arthur today, or 1943?

vailpass
08-23-2012, 11:09 AM
This is how you "Go Clint Eastwood" on a dog.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/60806_o.gif

How is it with stains?

Iowanian
08-23-2012, 11:10 AM
Doesn't really matter, because with a fresh coat of white on his driveway, Frankie is likely to go Bob Ross on your ass and use your face to paint happy little blood trees on his cement mural.


Stop playing with your life man or he's going to use your goatee as his #4 brush and start the lake line!!!

qabbaan
08-23-2012, 11:15 AM
Attempt to look like a badass... Failed

Frankie
08-23-2012, 11:16 AM
I can see why you might be confused about my status as a student, but it would be more appropriate to call me a bus driver, since I just took your wrinkled ass to school.

"Student?" Did I call you a student? If not then did you have to make that up to set up yet another lame line. Was the contortion worth it? LMAO

Iowanian
08-23-2012, 11:19 AM
I guess I've just been served.

I just can't tell if it was by Chris Rock or the Walmart greeter with the piss stain on his smock.

vailpass
08-23-2012, 11:19 AM
Attempt to look like a badass... Failed

I suggest you watch your step lest your kimono be lifted and your ass exposed for all the world to see.

Frankie
08-23-2012, 11:20 AM
a gallon covers four hundred square feet...if you punctured a paint can that could bleed out the whole gallon, that had to be a hell of a puncture or hole.

something's not right with this story.

Not a can. A bucket. Read correctly for once. Plus I didn't go out overnight with a brush to spread the paint to 400 SF, Sherlock.

Oye Veh!

Frankie
08-23-2012, 11:46 AM
Frankie, if you wish to engage me, I'd rather do it out here.

No, I will not retract my very simple question. I don't care if you are "serious," "sure that I will" or not.

If you don't want to answer, that's fine.

Read post 124. Describes a perverted lowlife like you to a tee. Honestly I have and no desire to "engage you." Never have, and never will.

Not surprisingly however, you, in your total stupidity buried under a thick layer of a bogus sense of self-grandeur, have not noticed that you are the one doing all the "engaging." I have never come in a PC conversation involving you to consciously troll you and trap you. But you have routinely attempted that, as in this very thread.

You try to pass yourself off as an educated person by correcting others' English and posting in "science" oriented threads. But that is only to convince yourself and those even less intelligent than you that you are somewhat of an intellectual.

Well, asshole, you are not an intellectual. You are really nothing. Oh, I'm wrong. You are something. You are a perverted scumbag who has obviously grown up in an incest ravaged household. God only knows how many times you have been sexually abused by your father, an uncle or a brother. Like I said, to even think of the question that you asked me reveals clearly that you think the shit that went down in your own family is the norm for other families.

And you are a troll on the level of 'PC intellectuals' like FC58, failpiss, Shitsprayer, and Tom Cash. They might buy your act of you and kiss your ass. But most here don't.

Frankie
08-23-2012, 11:48 AM
Latex paint will peal off asphalt.

Actually I discovered yesterday, upon close observation that a lot of it is just caked up paint. I broke a bit of it off with my fingers. I think I'll grab a hoe and peel most of it off in the next few days.

seclark
08-23-2012, 11:48 AM
jfc, did frankie just go clint eastwood on donger?
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Donger
08-23-2012, 11:50 AM
Read post 124. Describes a perverted lowlife like you to a tee. Honestly I have and no desire to "engage you." Never have, and never will.

Not surprisingly however, you, in your total stupidity buried under a thick layer of a bogus sense of self-grandeur, have not noticed that you are the one doing all the "engaging." I have never come in a PC conversation involving you to consciously troll you and trap you. But you have routinely attempted that, as in this very thread.

You try to pass yourself off as an educated person by correcting others' English and posting in "science" oriented threads. But that is only to convince yourself and those even less intelligent than you that you are somewhat of an intellectual.

Well, asshole, you are not an intellectual. You are really nothing. Oh, I'm wrong. You are something. You are a perverted scumbag who has obviously grown up in an incest ravaged household. God only knows how many times you have been sexually abused by your father, an uncle or a brother. Like I said, to even think of the question that you asked me reveals clearly that you think the shit that went down in your own family is the norm for other families.

And you are a troll on the level of 'PC intellectuals' like FC58, failpiss, Shitsprayer, and Tom Cash. They might buy your act of you and kiss your ass. But most here don't.

Frankie, is it your impression that you are actually more intelligent than myself?

I was actually hoping that you might be learning to develop a sense of humor about your Oedipus-like infatuation with your mother. See, that's what we chaps do here in America. If you don't want to acclimate after all these years, that's okay. But, I think you take it a little too seriously. Just one immigrant trying to help out another, brother.

vailpass
08-23-2012, 11:50 AM
Read post 124. Describes a perverted lowlife like you to a tee. Honestly I have and no desire to "engage you." Never have, and never will.

Not surprisingly however, you, in your total stupidity buried under a thick layer of a bogus sense of self-grandeur, have not noticed that you are the one doing all the "engaging." I have never come in a PC conversation involving you to consciously troll you and trap you. But you have routinely attempted that, as in this very thread.

You try to pass yourself off as an educated person by correcting others' English and posting in "science" oriented threads. But that is only to convince yourself and those even less intelligent than you that you are somewhat of an intellectual.

Well, asshole, you are not an intellectual. You are really nothing. Oh, I'm wrong. You are something. You are a perverted scumbag who has obviously grown up in an incest ravaged household. God only knows how many times you have been sexually abused by your father, an uncle or a brother. Like I said, to even think of the question that you asked me reveals clearly that you think the shit that went down in your own family is the norm for other families.

And you are a troll on the level of 'PC intellectuals' like FC58, failpiss, Shitsprayer, and Tom Cash. They might buy your act of you and kiss your ass. But most here don't.


All of your posturing is as camel piss in the wind. You have been tested by the justice of my left hand and found wanting. Do you enjoy being driven like the ox that pulls my wagon? Your public disgrace is almost too much for me to enjoy, even though I authored and published it on the papyrus of your ass.

Donger
08-23-2012, 11:53 AM
jfc, did frankie just go clint eastwood on donger?
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I was thinking more like Dirty Steve.

Frankie
08-23-2012, 11:54 AM
I guess I've just been served.

I just can't tell if it was by Chris Rock or the Walmart greeter with the piss stain on his smock.

So, when did I call you a student? You know a joke is not a joke, nor funny if you have to fake the set up. As in your "school bus driver" line.

Frankie
08-23-2012, 12:12 PM
Originally Posted by Donger View Post
Frankie, is it your impression that you are actually more intelligent than myself?

(Not an impression. A fact. And that's actually not saying much. About 90% of the posters here are more intelligent than you are.)

I was actually hoping that you might be learning to develop a sense of humor about your Oedipus-like infatuation with your mother.

(Oedipus didn't know he was doing it with his own mother. Unlike you.)

See, that's what we chaps do here in America. If you don't want to acclimate after all these years, that's okay.

(Has nothing to do with this subject, nor is gross family insult an American norm. You obviously have gotten 'being an American' all wrong. Many 'American' posters here agree. Here's one quote from a rep: "youre still good in my book Frank. Id stab them at a function if they talked about my family like they do your. Assholes.").

But, I think you take it a little too seriously. Just one immigrant trying to help out another, brother.

(I'm not your brother. You know how I know? I've never ****ed you in the ass.)


Answers in red.

vailpass
08-23-2012, 12:12 PM
Answers in red.

LMAO

crazycoffey
08-23-2012, 12:14 PM
popcorn...

stevieray
08-23-2012, 12:15 PM
bucket or can, doesn't matter, other than it's harder to puncture a bucket...that's a buttload of paint...this story is complete BS.

stevieray
08-23-2012, 12:17 PM
Answers in red.

stab someone at a function?

LMAO

Donger
08-23-2012, 12:19 PM
Not an impression. A fact. And that's actually not saying much. About 90% of the posters here are more intelligent than you are.

Okay. I'm not really sure how you reached that conclusion, however. I think you are a relatively intelligent person, but not anywhere near the level you think you are.

Oedipus didn't know he was doing it with his own mother. Unlike you.

I screwed my Mom's fur coat once. I'll admit to that. sure. I pulled out, though.

Has nothing to do with this subject, nor is gross family insult an American norm. You obviously have gotten 'being an American' all wrong. Many 'American' posters here agree. Here's one quote from a rep: "youre still good in my book Frank. Id stab them at a function if they talked about my family like they do your. Assholes."

I wasn't under the impression that everyone and every American enjoys a good "Your Mom joke," just the vast majority.

I'm not your brother. You know how I know? I've never ****ed you in the ass.

:spock:

Radar Chief
08-23-2012, 12:20 PM
(I'm not your brother. You know how I know? I've never ****ed you in the ass.)



Answers in red.

:eek: So you and your brothers like to fuck each other in the ass? NTTIAWWT, as Iíve heard itís a ME cultural thing.

Otter
08-23-2012, 12:21 PM
Frankie's whole existence on CP reminds me of what it felt like when I had to take a theater class in college because I needed to fulfill a liberal arts elective. On a stage and very much out of place.

Hang in there and get the 3 credits Frankie!

Bwana
08-23-2012, 12:22 PM
Good Lord. LMAO

Frankie
08-23-2012, 12:25 PM
:eek: So you and your brothers like to **** each other in the ass? NTTIAWWT, as Iíve heard itís a ME cultural thing.

Read the posts leading to this reply, genius.

Bwana
08-23-2012, 12:26 PM
(I'm not your brother. You know how I know? I've never ****ed you in the ass.)

:eek:

Ok, someone is going to make that their sig for the next 10 years.

milkman
08-23-2012, 12:28 PM
Read the posts leading to this reply, genius.

I don't think that response came out the way you intended even with the context of the posts leading to it.

Frankie
08-23-2012, 12:31 PM
I don't think that response came out the way you intended even with the context of the posts leading to it.

It's all in the eye of the reader. Donger knew what I was talking about. Mission accomplished.

HemiEd
08-23-2012, 12:31 PM
I don't think that response came out the way you intended even with the context of the posts leading to it.

But it is more fun to pretend it did. :D

Donger
08-23-2012, 12:31 PM
Read the posts leading to this reply, genius.

Wait, are you implying that I've had anal intercourse with my brothers? Now that is taking it too fucking far. My brothers are some of the most intelligent, witty and decent men on the face of this Earth. They are giants among insects. I'm honored to share the same genes as them, and I can only hope to one day be HALF the men they are.

Don't imply that again, Frankie. You WILL not do it. I'm serious.

Otter
08-23-2012, 12:34 PM
Wait, are you implying that I've had anal intercourse with my brothers? Now that is taking it too ****ing far. My brothers are some of the most intelligent, witty and decent men on the face of this Earth. They are giants among insects. I'm honored to share the same genes as them, and I can only hope to one day be HALF the men they are.

Don't imply that again, Frankie. You WILL not do it. I'm serious.

Donger had sex with his brothers!

milkman
08-23-2012, 12:35 PM
It's all in the eye of the reader. Donger knew what I was talking about. Mission accomplished.

I knew what you were talking about.

But when someone does use it as their signature, it won't matter who knows.

It's really a fucking stupid response.

Frankie
08-23-2012, 12:36 PM
Donger had sex with his brothers!

Not only...

fan4ever
08-23-2012, 12:36 PM
False leading thread title.


You didn't do shit but get into an argument.

That's what I was thinking...maybe if you took the "L" and the "I" in CLINT and moved them to where they were touching, the title would have been more appropriate. And personally I think the other dude has a legitimate bitch Frankie...

crazycoffey
08-23-2012, 12:40 PM
nominations been made for this thread to the HOF yet?

vailpass
08-23-2012, 12:41 PM
It's all in the eye of the reader. Donger knew what I was talking about. Mission accomplished.

:clap:

Frankie
08-23-2012, 12:45 PM
I knew what you were talking about.

But when someone does use it as their signature, it won't matter who knows.

It's really a ****ing stupid response.

We've had our clashes in the (distant) past. But I have always considered you genuine and intelligent. There are some posters on the CP who have proven time and time again that they are mere neanderthals. Both in attitude and intelligence. I have no respect for them and even less for the ones who fake intelligence as in one Donger poster. Posting something out of context is the most unintelligent thing someone can do. They expose the poster as dirty and dishonest. I'm sure there are stupids here who will do it. But all they are doing is proving how utterly stupid they are. I cannot go around worrying about what stupids do.

Huffmeister
08-23-2012, 12:47 PM
Don't imply that again, Frankie. You WILL not do it. I'm serious.

You should get Jenson to draw a line in the sand for you. Then everyone will know that it's super serious.

NewChief
08-23-2012, 12:52 PM
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMzNzQyMTM1OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDYxNTQyMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR7,0,214,317_.jpg

vailpass
08-23-2012, 12:54 PM
New Chief, that's a little over the line don't you think?

crazycoffey
08-23-2012, 12:57 PM
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMzNzQyMTM1OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDYxNTQyMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR7,0,214,317_.jpg

whoa

vailpass
08-23-2012, 12:58 PM
whoa

I know, I always thought of NC as an ex-hippie intellectual educator, all around good guy.
But he just threw all of that out the window with his last post.
Unreal.

Bwana
08-23-2012, 12:59 PM
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMzNzQyMTM1OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDYxNTQyMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR7,0,214,317_.jpg

Not the RED X!

LVNHACK
08-23-2012, 12:59 PM
:eek: So you and your brothers like to **** each other in the ass? NTTIAWWT, as Iíve heard itís a ME cultural thing.

Yeah it's a ME thing.....That's a no bullshit fact.....The average 12 yr old boy has been raped by a family member....And most mid to upper level Iraqi's have a femine looking male staff member or 2 close to them at all time....fucking homo's

NewChief
08-23-2012, 12:59 PM
Stupid was as stupid is.

vailpass
08-23-2012, 12:59 PM
Not the RED X!

Howdy Bwana.
Unrelated topic here but...do you like your sharkskin koozie?

NewChief
08-23-2012, 01:00 PM
Damnit. Here's the img (maybe?).

http://www.dvdlink.ca/images/Movies%20Covers/6253/29/1219638946_1220347753.jpg

http://www.dvdlink.ca/images/Movies%20Covers/6253/29/1219638946_1220347753.jpg

LVNHACK
08-23-2012, 01:01 PM
You should get Jenson to draw a line in the sand for you. Then everyone will know that it's super serious.

LMAO

Donger
08-23-2012, 01:05 PM
We've had our clashes in the (distant) past. But I have always considered you genuine and intelligent. There are some posters on the CP who have proven time and time again that they are mere neanderthals. Both in attitude and intelligence. I have no respect for them and even less for the ones who fake intelligence as in one Donger poster. Posting something out of context is the most unintelligent thing someone can do. They expose the poster as dirty and dishonest. I'm sure there are stupids here who will do it. But all they are doing is proving how utterly stupid they are. I cannot go around worrying about what stupids do.

LMAO

I am stupids.

Bwana
08-23-2012, 01:06 PM
Howdy Bwana.
Unrelated topic here but...do you like your sharkskin koozie?


I love it and it wears like iron. I had that down there in Belize and I thought the lady bartenders was going to come over the bar and give me a hand job, they loved it as well.

Donger
08-23-2012, 01:10 PM
Frankie, since you have declared yourself to be more intelligent than I (and stated it as a fact), would you be open to and willing to take the pulse of ChiefsPlanet to see if the group agrees with your assertion? Perhaps in the form of a dedicated, public poll thread?

vailpass
08-23-2012, 01:10 PM
Damnit. Here's the img (maybe?).


http://www.dvdlink.ca/images/Movies%20Covers/6253/29/1219638946_1220347753.jpg

I would have edited your original post too. I can't believe you went there. I thought you were a nice guy?

Pestilence
08-23-2012, 01:11 PM
http://gifs.gifbin.com/092009/1254334927_celebration-dance.gif

Frankie
08-23-2012, 01:25 PM
Frankie, since you have declared yourself to be more intelligent than I (and stated it as a fact), would you be open to and willing to take the pulse of ChiefsPlanet to see if the group agrees with your assertion? Perhaps in the form of a dedicated, public poll thread?

You are unintelligent. No matter how much you try to show otherwise. The emperor has no clothes. A poll in the poisioned environment of the PC is meaningless. Just accept it. You are bereft of meaningful intelligence. Your posts and trolling style prove it. Just go with the hand life has dealt you and make the most of it.

vailpass
08-23-2012, 01:30 PM
You are unintelligent. No matter how much you try to show otherwise. The emperor has no clothes. A poll in the poisioned environment of the PC is meaningless. Just accept it. You are bereft of meaningful intelligence. Your posts and trolling style prove it. Just go with the hand life has dealt you and make the most of it.

Can I have a ride on the magic carpet of your mind?

Donger
08-23-2012, 01:38 PM
You are unintelligent. No matter how much you try to show otherwise. The emperor has no clothes. A poll in the poisioned environment of the PC is meaningless. Just accept it. You are bereft of meaningful intelligence. Your posts and trolling style prove it. Just go with the hand life has dealt you and make the most of it.

LMAO

Yeah, I figured that would be your response. I don't blame you.

LVNHACK
08-23-2012, 01:40 PM
Frankie, since you have declared yourself to be more intelligent than I (and stated it as a fact), would you be open to and willing to take the pulse of ChiefsPlanet to see if the group agrees with your assertion? Perhaps in the form of a dedicated, public poll thread?


Run the poll.....Put it to the CP Test.....and to make it interesting...make a wager

vailpass
08-23-2012, 01:42 PM
Run the poll.....Put it to the CP Test.....and to make it interesting...make a wager

Not unless the poll is written in Farsi. Even then it would be stupid. Those kind of polls suck. Like there is any doubt anyway.

Donger
08-23-2012, 01:46 PM
Run the poll.....Put it to the CP Test.....and to make it interesting...make a wager

No, I'd rather not. Frankie would be a formidable opponent. And, it's a little icky, honestly. I just wanted to see his reaction.

Besides, CP is a poisoned environment right now.

LMAO

Frosty
08-23-2012, 01:49 PM
Run the poll.....Put it to the CP Test.....and to make it interesting...make a wager

If they make the poll, I hope they remember to add a "I think both y'all are dumbasses" option.





:)

Donger
08-23-2012, 01:50 PM
Not unless the poll is written in Farsi. Even then it would be stupid. Those kind of polls suck. Like there is any doubt anyway.

Shit.

+1 vote for Frankie.

NewChief
08-23-2012, 01:50 PM
I would have edited your original post too. I can't believe you went there. I thought you were a nice guy?

You are the stupids.

LVNHACK
08-23-2012, 01:51 PM
Not unless the poll is written in Farsi. Even then it would be stupid. Those kind of polls suck. Like there is any doubt anyway.

They are the stupids...but I'm bored and the rplies would give me something to laugh at.....I can see the full blown billay happening now.....:D

vailpass
08-23-2012, 02:12 PM
Shit.

+1 vote for Frankie.

I don't trust your translation.

vailpass
08-23-2012, 02:13 PM
You are the stupids.

LMAO

vailpass
08-23-2012, 02:13 PM
They are the stupids...but I'm bored and the rplies would give me something to laugh at.....I can see the full blown billay happening now.....:D

Jesus. As if we needed another good reason to not go down that goat fucking path.

LVNHACK
08-23-2012, 02:23 PM
Jesus. As if we needed another good reason to not go down that goat ****ing path.

:)

HemiEd
08-23-2012, 02:31 PM
I know, I always thought of NC as an ex-hippie intellectual educator, all around good guy.
But he just threw all of that out the window with his last post.
Unreal.

Dammit work already, what did I miss? Obviously a mod has removed it. It had to be strong if you think it was over the top.

vailpass
08-23-2012, 02:32 PM
Dammit work already, what did I miss? Obviously a mod has removed it. It had to be strong if you think it was over the top.

It was so bad I don't want to repeat it for fear of getting banned.

NewChief
08-23-2012, 02:47 PM
It was so bad I don't want to repeat it for fear of getting banned.

ROFL

Iowanian
08-23-2012, 02:51 PM
For being so intelligent, it was a somewhat low functioning decision for Frankie to put so much blood in the water this close to shark week.



You do have a point though Frankie, it's not difficult to hit 3-4 with a couple of home runs when you're pitching because you are kind enough to put so many balls on the T and only have no defense in the outfield. I would feel like it was cheating if it weren't for your giant brain.

vailpass
08-23-2012, 02:53 PM
ROFL

Whatever dude. I see you in a whole new light now.

HemiEd
08-23-2012, 02:54 PM
Whatever dude. I see you in a whole new light now.

Well played. :thumb:

Mr. Flopnuts
08-23-2012, 02:57 PM
Holy fuck. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

Iowanian
08-23-2012, 03:04 PM
So, when did I call you a student? You know a joke is not a joke, nor funny if you have to fake the set up. As in your "school bus driver" line.

You indicated you were a grownup and I was a child who should go to bed. Based on your further comments to Donger, Professor Tesla, I can only assume you wished to perform an act of man on child sodomy upon me.

Gross.

Lumpy
08-23-2012, 03:07 PM
:facepalm:

I always felt as though CP was full of a bunch of brother-humping, stupids... but, damn.

Iowanian
08-23-2012, 03:07 PM
If I were taking a shot at Donger's hertiage, I might choose this gif

http://i.imgur.com/Il6vY.gif

Lumpy
08-23-2012, 03:08 PM
ROFL

Donger
08-23-2012, 03:09 PM
If I were taking a shot at Donger's hertiage, I might choose this gif

http://i.imgur.com/Il6vY.gif

LMAO

Iowanian
08-23-2012, 03:12 PM
I used to do this with farts when people annoyed me

http://i.imgur.com/NNMd4.gif

Otter
08-23-2012, 03:12 PM
If I were taking a shot at Donger's hertiage, I might choose this gif

http://i.imgur.com/Il6vY.gif

I knew those weirdos didn't wash their legs in the shower.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-23-2012, 03:13 PM
LMAO Iowanian has been in rare form the last couple of days. Things must be going well in Iowania.

Frankie
08-23-2012, 05:24 PM
For being so intelligent, it was a somewhat low functioning decision for Frankie to put so much blood in the water this close to shark week.I really can't understand this. It's been brought up before. Hiding is cowardly. I say what I want, knowing full well that the usual neanderthals will attempt to ruin my threads. If I were afraid of them I'd never post anything. have you ever seen me get involved ina circle jerk? Why do you think that is. Because a circle jerk is merely the convention of hateful, backward, and unintelligent losers who know they cannot stand up individually in a reasoned and respectful debate. Every time a neanderthal circle jerk happens I'm more convinced that I am more intelligent than them. It validates my attitude. Is it frustrating? Of course. Is it satisfying? OH HELL YES!!!

You indicated you were a grownup and I was a child who should go to bed. Based on your further comments to Donger, Professor Tesla, I can only assume you wished to perform an act of man on child sodomy upon me.

Gross.9.5

I deducted half a point for lameness. :D

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2012/6/1/025b2fcb-b96a-4e4b-a7fd-1edb7a88a7f3_thumb.jpg

bevischief
08-23-2012, 05:31 PM
:popcorn:ROFL

Donger
08-23-2012, 05:41 PM
Every time a neanderthal circle jerk happens I'm more convinced that I am more intelligent than them.

LMAO

Johnny Vegas
08-23-2012, 05:52 PM
Frankie, since you have declared yourself to be more intelligent than I (and stated it as a fact), would you be open to and willing to take the pulse of ChiefsPlanet to see if the group agrees with your assertion? Perhaps in the form of a dedicated, public poll thread?

Idk how far the gap is between you two because it seems you post all your answers in the form of questions which, people will agree, makes you sound like a valley girl in high school with Ron Burgundy disease.

Donger
08-23-2012, 05:54 PM
Frankie, have you ever noticed that the people who are actually quite intelligent never question their intelligence vis-a-vis others or feel the need to ever really address it? Have you also noticed that you address it with rather amazing frequency?

Donger
08-23-2012, 05:55 PM
Idk how far the gap is between you two because it seems you post all your answers in the form of questions which, people will agree, makes you sound like a valley girl in high school with Ron Burgundy disease.

Okay. Have you ever heard of Socrates, by the way?

Frankie
08-23-2012, 05:56 PM
LMAO

Yes we have seen nerved up angry laughters. No need to demonstrate.

Like I said. You don't need to be intelligent. Neanderthals here think you are. You got your audience. That's better than life has meant to give you. Just go with it.

Donger
08-23-2012, 05:58 PM
Yes we have seen nerved up angry laughters. No need to demonstrate.

Like I said. You don't need to be intelligent. Neanderthals here think you are. Who cares if the majority know better. That's better than life has meant to give you. Just go with it.

I see BEP within you. LMAO

I'm neither angry nor nervous, Frankie.