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08-22-2012, 12:53 PM
This study was paid for by every drunk guy ever in the bar at closing time!


Semen is good for your mental and physical health, a study has found.

Whether it enters the body through oral sex or sex without a condom, the “mood altering chemicals” contained within seminal fluid reduce depression, increase affection and help you sleep.

The State University of New York study found that women who regularly have unprotected sex are less depressed.

Medical Daily points out semen contains mood-elevating estrone and oxytocin, cortisol, melatonin, anti-depressant prolactin, thyrotropin releasing hormone and serotonin.

The study surveyed the sex lives and mental health of 293 women from the SUNY-Albany campus.

Researchers also asked respondents to complete the Beck Depression Inventory, which is commonly used to measure low mood.

The results revealed that sexually active women who “never” used condoms showed significantly fewer depressive symptoms than those who “always” or “usually” used condoms.

The findings, which were published in the Archives of Sexual Behaviour journal, also found women who described themselves as “promiscuous” yet used condoms were as depressed as women who practice abstinence.

The team says this suggests it is semen, not just sex, that makes women happy.

It comes in the same month Gallup proposed semen also helps women suffering from morning sickness.

Gallup theorized that pregnant women often feel nauseous because their bodies are rejecting the semen’s genetic material as alien.

It thus follows that ingesting the same sperm would allow the body to build up a tolerance, The New York Daily News reported.

Dave Lane
08-22-2012, 12:57 PM
Clipped and saved for later :)

Sofa King
08-22-2012, 01:00 PM
If this is true and semen entering into your body makes you happy, then why is Pestilence always so bitchy?

That dude deals with more semen than hog farmer.

08-22-2012, 01:01 PM

L.A. Chieffan
08-22-2012, 01:04 PM
The Onion?