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the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:07 PM
eh...it's football

KCrockaholic
08-23-2012, 07:08 PM
Locker Skelton > Kolb

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:08 PM
Locker was named starter

Skelton and Kolb still duking it out for most mediocre starter

ChiefsandO'sfan
08-23-2012, 07:09 PM
Blaine Gabbert Look's great

Bowser
08-23-2012, 07:09 PM
Kolb, lol. Andy Reid laughs hysterically at every team that trades for one of his QB's.

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:10 PM
Blackmon has 3 catches for 45 yards already...he's been better than I expected for jags

ChiefsandO'sfan
08-23-2012, 07:10 PM
Reuben Frank ‏@RoobCSN

Michael Vick indicated in an interview he's not sure he'll be ready for the Eagles' regular-season opener. Story here: http://goo.gl/4m52w

Bowser
08-23-2012, 07:10 PM
Blackmon has 3 catches for 45 yards already...he's been better than I expected for jags

Gabbert was actually getting run on ESPN on how great he's played this preseason.

KCrockaholic
08-23-2012, 07:11 PM
Holy shit that was bad...

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:11 PM
ROFL

Skelton stands tall, over throws WR by 5 yards for easy int

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:12 PM
locker to kendall wright for td

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:13 PM
Gabbert was actually getting run on ESPN on how great he's played this preseason.

night and day

Ace Gunner
08-23-2012, 07:13 PM
Whenever I see Jake Locker's name mentioned I always think of Christian Ponder. I liked Ponder from that draft class.

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:14 PM
Rodgers has 48 rush yards and 2 rushing TDs

i think you can rest him till the season starts

KCrockaholic
08-23-2012, 07:15 PM
Whenever I see Jake Locker's name mentioned I always think of Christian Ponder. I liked Ponder from that draft class.

Why?

Locker and Ponder have completely different skills sets.

ChiefsCountry
08-23-2012, 07:25 PM
Blaine Gabbert Look's great

That can't be. The Planet said he would be a bust, no questions asked. He busted his rookie year, no room for improvement at all.

Ceej
08-23-2012, 07:27 PM
Welp, that was graphic.

ChiefsandO'sfan
08-23-2012, 07:27 PM
Evan Silva ‏@evansilva

Oh man, Marc Mariani. Looked like a brutal break.

Strongside
08-23-2012, 07:28 PM
This is the sloppiest football I've seen since Herm.

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:29 PM
locker throws a should-have-been-int

Ace Gunner
08-23-2012, 07:31 PM
Why?

Locker and Ponder have completely different skills sets.

True, I just like Ponder more. Not to say either player is better.

Bowser
08-23-2012, 07:32 PM
It's pretty cool to listen to Chris Berman do play-by-play for an NFL game. And by "pretty cool" I mean "it fucking sucks".

Deberg_1990
08-23-2012, 07:32 PM
Is that Whisenhunt on the phone trying to talk Kurt Warner out of retirement?

Ceej
08-23-2012, 07:33 PM
The Cardinals are all sorts of terrible.

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:33 PM
Is that Whisenhunt on the phone trying to talk Kurt Warner out of retirement?

I think he's doing a phone interview with Manpower...

Ace Gunner
08-23-2012, 07:39 PM
It's pretty cool to listen to Chris Berman do play-by-play for an NFL game. And by "pretty cool" I mean "it ****ing sucks".

yep.

and for those of you who thought the Cards game at arrowhead was anything "significant" to this year's Chiefs, I bet you are re thinking that:D

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:39 PM
locker knows where to go....but getting it there still needs work

Ceej
08-23-2012, 07:39 PM
Locker with the bullet screen pass.

ChiefsandO'sfan
08-23-2012, 07:41 PM
Blackmon is a stud

Ceej
08-23-2012, 07:42 PM
Blackmon is a stud

wrong thread.

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:43 PM
Blackmon is tearing it up

and Jennings is averaging 5 ypc

Strongside
08-23-2012, 07:43 PM
Wisenhunt will be fired by week 10 I think.

KCrockaholic
08-23-2012, 07:43 PM
I don't understand why Berman is doing the commentating for this game.

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:45 PM
Heap drops a perfect pass from skelton

i think he was afraid of getting blown up by the safety

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:45 PM
i feel sad for fitzgerald....what a waste

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:49 PM
Dilfer on Locker

"He's good throwing to stationary targets...no so good with WRs moving"

a paraphrase...and a hilarious way of saying 'he can't hit a barn"

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:50 PM
on cue, Locker with good pass to Wright for big play

Der Flöprer
08-23-2012, 07:52 PM
I sure wish we had Locker. He's going to be a star.

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 07:56 PM
locker td pass

nice

tk13
08-23-2012, 08:13 PM
We're going to have to start calling him Ken WhisenMartz soon. Just letting Wembley whip the LT over and over.

Der Flöprer
08-23-2012, 08:18 PM
Jake gets a little too excited there.

Bump
08-23-2012, 08:22 PM
watching Kolb almost makes me want to appreciate Cassel. Ugh, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

PornChief
08-23-2012, 08:23 PM
there's people here who wanted him

KCrockaholic
08-23-2012, 08:24 PM
there's people here who wanted him

Yea the same ones who didn't learn from Cassel.

jd1020
08-23-2012, 08:25 PM
Kolb is awesome. Who the fuck was he throwing to?

ChiefsandO'sfan
08-23-2012, 08:25 PM
Kolb is awful

PornChief
08-23-2012, 08:25 PM
o lord wat was that

Canofbier
08-23-2012, 08:26 PM
CHRIST was that bad.

tk13
08-23-2012, 08:26 PM
What a horrific throw by Kolb. That was as bad of a throw as you'll see all year.

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 08:26 PM
Kolb-int

PornChief
08-23-2012, 08:27 PM
I would offer them Stanzi for Larry Fitzgerald right now.

-King-
08-23-2012, 08:27 PM
Andy Dalton 5 for 17 for 40 yards. Ouch.

-King-
08-23-2012, 08:29 PM
<table class="mod-data"><thead><tr class="team-color-strip"><th style="border-right:1px solid #FFF; border-bottom-color: #A40227; text-align: left; line-height:25px; font: 700 14px/25px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;" colspan="7">ARI Passing</th></tr><tr align="right"><th style="text-align:left" width="125px"> </th><th>C/ATT</th><th>YDS</th><th>AVG</th><th>TD</th><th>INT</th><th>RAT.</th></tr></thead><tbody><tr class="even" align="right"><td style="text-align:left;">J. Skelton (http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/13458/john-skelton)</td><td>4/10</td><td>41</td><td>4.1</td><td>0</td><td>1</td><td>12.9</td></tr><tr class="odd" align="right"><td style="text-align:left;">K. Kolb (http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/10480/kevin-kolb)</td><td>4/7</td><td>15</td><td>2.1</td><td>0</td><td>1</td><td>22.6</td></tr></tbody></table>LMAO

jd1020
08-23-2012, 08:32 PM
How does Fitzgerald get so open?

PornChief
08-23-2012, 08:37 PM
7 points to Griffindor

-King-
08-23-2012, 08:39 PM
If I were the Cards I would try to trade for Tarvaris Jackson ASAP. He's better than both Kolb and Skelton and he's able to run...a needed quality cause the Cards O-line is just a giant turnstile.

the Talking Can
08-23-2012, 08:39 PM
kold coming back from the dead?

BossChief
08-23-2012, 08:42 PM
Did they just say Ginger Dalton was 5-17 with no TDs?

-King-
08-23-2012, 08:48 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1312272/mays.gif

ChiefsandO'sfan
08-23-2012, 08:54 PM
LOL @ KOLB

tk13
08-23-2012, 08:55 PM
Terrible. Absolutely terrible.

Mr_Tomahawk
08-23-2012, 08:56 PM
wow.

Arizona has NOTHING at QB.

-King-
08-23-2012, 09:03 PM
Jags making Tyrod Taylor look good.

-King-
08-23-2012, 09:04 PM
Wow. Chris Berman sounds horrible.

Of all the people at ESPN....they pick him?

DeezNutz
08-23-2012, 09:10 PM
Gabbert was actually getting run on ESPN on how great he's played this preseason.

Shocking.

Mr_Tomahawk
08-23-2012, 09:29 PM
Lindley in now.

Another guy I would have snagged in the later rounds...

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-23-2012, 09:33 PM
Andy Dalton 5 for 17 for 40 yards. Ouch.

Welp. Sorry.

Setsuna
08-23-2012, 09:40 PM
Man we suck dick. I'm so sick of this year in and year out.

htismaqe
08-24-2012, 07:26 AM
The only thing that stood out to me in the game was Michael Floyd.

As the Cards started racking up rushing yards in the 3rd quarter, I started to notice that he was a MONSTER in the running game. He was getting at least 2 sticks on EVERY play.

htismaqe
08-24-2012, 07:27 AM
Wow. Chris Berman sounds horrible.

Of all the people at ESPN....they pick him?

I don't know who was in the booth with Berman but he was AWFUL.

siberian khatru
08-24-2012, 09:15 AM
I don't know who was in the booth with Berman but he was AWFUL.

Dilfer

siberian khatru
08-24-2012, 09:17 AM
15 worst things about Berman's NFL debut: http://www.freep.com/usatoday/article/830359&usatref=sportsmod?odyssey=mod|newswell|featuredtext|Sports|p

htismaqe
08-24-2012, 09:17 AM
Dilfer

Good lord it was like listening to a cross between Beavis and Butthead and the two old guys in the balcony from the Muppet Show...

Chiefnj2
08-24-2012, 09:19 AM
I don't know who was in the booth with Berman but he was AWFUL.

I felt uncomfortable listening at times. Berman would say something and then there would be no reply, just a few seconds of silence. Toward the end of the game there is a big play, sack/strip/fumble type thing and Dilfer is talking about his kid dying and becoming an alcoholic and Hasselback saving him and Berman doesn't know when to interrupt or start talking about football again.

htismaqe
08-24-2012, 09:20 AM
15 worst things about Berman's NFL debut: http://www.freep.com/usatoday/article/830359&usatref=sportsmod?odyssey=mod|newswell|featuredtext|Sports|p

That is some funny shit.

5. How did Berman call the first big play (an interception by Tennessee)? "Overthrown, picked off, William Gay." It was pretty standard, other than the fact that the pass was actually intercepted by Michael Griffin. In Berman's defense, Gay and Griffin both start with "G" and they both play cornerback. To his detriment, they wear different numbers (Gay is No. 23, Griffin is No. 33).

6. And doesn't William Gay play for Arizona, not Tennessee? Yes, yes he does.

htismaqe
08-24-2012, 09:21 AM
I felt uncomfortable listening at times. Berman would say something and then there would be no reply, just a few seconds of silence. Toward the end of the game there is a big play, sack/strip/fumble type thing and Dilfer is talking about his kid dying and becoming an alcoholic and Hasselback saving him and Berman doesn't know when to interrupt or start talking about football again.

Yeah. Not used to watching a football game and hearing a good 30 seconds of NOBODY TALKING.

milkman
08-24-2012, 09:28 AM
Chris Berman is the worst sportscaster in a America, and his schtick, the nicknames, which was his only redeeming quality, got old back in about 1979.

Chiefnj2
08-24-2012, 09:38 AM
Berman doesn't bother me as much as he seems to bother the rest of the country. I think he could have a small role in a 3 man booth between the play caller and analyst. But, in a two man booth calling plays he was bad, and Dilfer did not help any.

htismaqe
08-24-2012, 09:39 AM
Chris Berman is the worst sportscaster in a America, and his schtick, the nicknames, which was his only redeeming quality, got old back in about 1979.

Come on...

John "No relation to Red" Skelton is funny!

htismaqe
08-24-2012, 09:39 AM
Berman doesn't bother me as much as he seems to bother the rest of the country. I think he could have a small role in a 3 man booth between the play caller and analyst. But, in a two man booth calling plays he was bad, and Dilfer did not help any.

I am going to call him Dullfer from now on.

Der Flöprer
08-24-2012, 09:43 AM
I am going to call him Dullfer from now on.

I chuckled.

milkman
08-24-2012, 09:46 AM
I am going to call him Dullfer from now on.

Some people have thier niche.

Though I don't always agree with the things he says about QBs, Dilfer's niche is breaking down film on QBs.

He is just a notch below Ron Jaworski in that regards.

htismaqe
08-24-2012, 09:48 AM
Some people have thier niche.

Though I don't always agree with the things he says about QBs, Dilfer's niche is breaking down film on QBs.

He is just a notch below Ron Jaworski in that regards.

Yeah, I was kind of surprised to find out on here that it was indeed Trent Dilfer.

On the commentary shows, he's REALLY good. He's great at breaking down film and analyzing the game.

In the booth while the game was going on, he was flat AWFUL.

-King-
08-24-2012, 10:04 AM
Yeah, I was kind of surprised to find out on here that it was indeed Trent Dilfer.

On the commentary shows, he's REALLY good. He's great at breaking down film and analyzing the game.

In the booth while the game was going on, he was flat AWFUL.
He's usually not bad. I honestly think being paired up with Berman really threw him off.
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Pasta Giant Meatball
08-24-2012, 04:51 PM
He should stick to pimping 2 for 20's at Applebees