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Rain Man
08-24-2012, 11:25 AM
6-11, 500 lb. football player for some semi-pro team, as near as I can tell.

I don't think he's going to make it to the pros, and it's really not that interesting of a story, but ... well, I don't know why I'm posting it other than to say, 'here's a video of a big football player'.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/us/2012/08/23/pkg-house-largest-football-player.whp

suds79
08-24-2012, 11:28 AM
And it looks like 300 of that is all in his stomach. ;)

Dicky McElephant
08-24-2012, 11:29 AM
That dude is so out of shape.

suds79
08-24-2012, 11:31 AM
I think if I was an opposing coach I might just tell the O-linemen "Don't bother blocking him. He ain't going to tackle nobody"

BoneKrusher
08-24-2012, 11:31 AM
that's Jamarcus Russell isn't it?

bevischief
08-24-2012, 11:33 AM
He needs to spend more time in the weight room.

HemiEd
08-24-2012, 11:34 AM
He needs to hook up with Flopnuts and his fatties thread. That dude is nasty fat.

Rain Man
08-24-2012, 11:35 AM
I think if I was an opposing coach I might just tell the O-linemen "Don't bother blocking him. He ain't going to tackle nobody"

Yeah, pretty much. If you don't run directly at him, I don't think you have anything to worry about. So maybe on a QB sneak you'd have to think about him.

I must say, though, he doesn't look like a 500-pounder. I guess when you're 6-11 there's a lot of room to hold weight.

Spongeblack Bobtard
08-24-2012, 11:38 AM
Reminds me of the "heft lefty" aka "Godzilla" Jared Lorenzen from Kentucky. Is he still backing up Eli manning? I think in NY they called him "Pillsbury Throw Boy." That dude is a big son of a bitch.

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/heftylefty.jpg

http://fromthelandofoz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/090The-Pillsbury-Throwboy-Jared-Lorenzen.jpg

BoneKrusher
08-24-2012, 11:42 AM
Reminds me of the "heft lefty" aka "Godzilla" Jared Lorenzen from Kentucky. Is he still backing up Eli manning? I think in NY they called him "Pillsbury Throw Boy." That dude is a big son of a bitch.

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/heftylefty.jpg

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lol
didn't he once beat out Kurt Warner as Eli's backup?

Spongeblack Bobtard
08-24-2012, 11:43 AM
lol
didn't he once beat out Kurt Warner as Eli's backup?

He sure did.

htismaqe
08-24-2012, 11:44 AM
And it looks like 300 of that is all in his stomach. ;)

His arm flaps weigh at least 50 pounds each...

KCUnited
08-24-2012, 11:46 AM
That ain't shit. /Punt, Pass, and Kick Andy Reid

Fish
08-24-2012, 11:49 AM
Heart failure waiting to happen...

Bump
08-24-2012, 12:17 PM
that dude has 10 years to live, MAX

Spongeblack Bobtard
08-24-2012, 12:24 PM
that dude has 10 years to live, MAX

If he can play at all, he will be playing NT at Alabama in the very near future.

Rain Man
08-24-2012, 12:25 PM
If he can play at all, he will be playing NT at Alabama in the very near future.

Looking at the video, my guess is that we won't be seeing him at Alabama.

Sofa King
08-24-2012, 01:07 PM
Gross

saphojunkie
08-24-2012, 01:27 PM
lol
didn't he once beat out Kurt Warner as Eli's backup?

That means Kurt Warner sucks.

Sincerely,

People who keep saying Brady Quinn was beat out by Tebow as if that means anything.

BoneKrusher
08-24-2012, 01:41 PM
That means Kurt Warner sucks.

Sincerely,

People who keep saying Brady Quinn was beat out by Tebow as if that means anything.

thats what i was saying, Quinn still has a shot.:D