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Scorp
08-24-2012, 08:43 PM
Wow...... :facepalm:
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el borracho
08-24-2012, 08:44 PM
I really hate that close-eyed bitch.

ChiefButthurt
08-24-2012, 08:44 PM
That's smooth....:doh!:

stonedstooge
08-24-2012, 08:48 PM
Afraid of getting hit in the pocket, but self-inflicts pain on himself on a touchdown celebration. What a tard

Baby Lee
08-24-2012, 08:48 PM
The Chiefs have their very own Mr. Bean, a national TREASURE!!!

MoreLemonPledge
08-24-2012, 08:49 PM
herp... DERP!

BoneKrusher
08-24-2012, 08:50 PM
Cassel seems to have two left feet.

loochy
08-24-2012, 08:50 PM
This deserved it's own thread.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/265386/casselfail.gif

Fruit Ninja
08-24-2012, 08:51 PM
man, the best part was him getting to his knee's and double fist pumping. haha

Scorp
08-24-2012, 08:51 PM
This deserved it's own thread.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/265386/casselfail.gif

Why yes, yes it did! :clap:

chasedude
08-24-2012, 08:53 PM
This deserved it's own thread.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/265386/casselfail.gif

Already gifed, I love the internet LMAO

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-24-2012, 09:14 PM
This deserved it's own thread.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/265386/casselfail.gif


Thanks for the new sig LMAO

Old Dog
08-24-2012, 09:20 PM
I prefer "hat misses head" but this is almost as good

Lumpy
08-24-2012, 09:26 PM
LMAO

Did Cassel bounce off of Breaston?

Old Dog
08-24-2012, 09:28 PM
Did Cassel bounce off of Breaston?

I think Breaston saw him coming and said, "Get offa me you non-throwin' xxxxx"

TRR
08-24-2012, 09:35 PM
Favre used to do this all the time and it was "awesome" because it was Favre and he was coined a WILD MAN! Cassel does it and people complain.

Look at this game tonight.....Cassel is the least of our worries.
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loochy
08-24-2012, 09:39 PM
Favre used to do this all the time and it was "awesome" because it was Favre and he was coined a WILD MAN! Cassel does it and people complain.

Look at this game tonight.....Cassel is the least of our worries.
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No he's not. He's just as much of a worry as the rest of it.

Old Dog
08-24-2012, 09:40 PM
Look at this game tonight.....Cassel is the least of our worries.

Please tell me my sarcasm meter batteries are low.......if not you just tried to put seven pounds of dumbass in a four pound sack

Mr. Kotter
08-24-2012, 09:40 PM
Favre used to do this all the time and it was "awesome" because it was Favre and he was coined a WILD MAN! Cassel does it and people complain.

Look at this game tonight.....Cassel is the least of our worries.
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THIS

Dave Lane
08-24-2012, 09:41 PM
LMAO

Did Cassel bounce off of Breaston?

No he missed him too..

Spongeblack Bobtard
08-24-2012, 10:09 PM
I like it. A big part of our success will be based on Cassel's ability to relax imo. He must just have a "fuck it" attitude and lead the team. He's got to just sling for us to have success. He reminded me of Chad Pennington tonight. If he can be healthy Chad Pennington, we can make the playoffs.

Paperboy405
08-24-2012, 10:09 PM
If only he would have held up his leg like steve manari last night, then i would be satisfied

KChiefer
08-24-2012, 10:11 PM
Didn't see the whole play, assume it was a roll/string right play, but I like to think he ran in from the sideline.

Scorp
08-24-2012, 10:14 PM
I like it. A big part of our success will be based on Cassel's ability to relax imo. He must just have a "**** it" attitude and lead the team. He's got to just sling for us to have success. He reminded me of Chad Pennington tonight. If he can be healthy Chad Pennington, we can make the playoffs.

Holy shit, I'll have what he's smoking! :doh!:

Spongeblack Bobtard
08-24-2012, 10:16 PM
Holy shit, I'll have what he's smoking! :doh!:

It is evident to me that dickhead Haley is gone and Crennel and Daboll are influencing him. He's was having fun and he needs to play that way.

Paperboy405
08-24-2012, 10:17 PM
Derrick Anderson was having tons of fun with the cardinals a few years back too.

KCrockaholic
08-24-2012, 10:19 PM
I love the way Baldwin looks over at him at the end like "WTF?"

Spongeblack Bobtard
08-24-2012, 10:19 PM
Derrick Anderson was having tons of fun with the cardinals a few years back too.

True that and you should note that Haley was gone by then. This is it for Cassel. This is his last chance. I love the fuck it attitude. I get it.

Inmem58
08-24-2012, 10:21 PM
He's truly pathetic

Mr. Arrowhead
08-24-2012, 10:26 PM
And sadly that is the Starting Quarterback for my favorite NFL team FML

Dave Lane
08-24-2012, 10:26 PM
I like it. A big part of our success will be based on Cassel's ability to relax imo. He must just have a "**** it" attitude and lead the team. He's got to just sling for us to have success. He reminded me of Chad Pennington tonight. If he can be healthy Chad Pennington, we can make the playoffs.

Never go full Billay until you have 1000 posts.

Spongeblack Bobtard
08-24-2012, 10:31 PM
He's truly pathetic

No, you are truly pathetic. You glorify a mafia hitman in you avatar. What makes it so bad is not that he was a hitman. It's that he was a pussy who used cyanide in a spray bottle to kill people. He rarely even shot people. No knives, hardly any guns, no cement etc. Think about it dude. wearing him as your avatar makes you a pussy. you are the fucking windex bandit.

Hydrae
08-24-2012, 10:37 PM
But he didn't injure himself? Damn!

Inmem58
08-24-2012, 10:37 PM
No, you are truly pathetic. You glorify a mafia hitman in you avatar. What makes it so bad is not that he was a hitman. It's that he was a pussy who used cyanide in a spray bottle to kill people. He rarely even shot people. No knives, hardly any guns, no cement etc. Think about it dude. wearing him as your avatar makes you a pussy. you are the ****ing windex bandit.

Pawnmower?



GTFO and stay on the subject of bashing Matt Casshole n00b? Go back to Chiefs Coalition.

Big Smoke
08-24-2012, 11:01 PM
So much fail. :facepalm:

Guru
08-24-2012, 11:02 PM
ROFL

What hat incident?

lcarus
08-24-2012, 11:03 PM
Holy shit, I'll have what he's smoking! :doh!:

He looked about the same to me. Shitty, decent throw, dink, dunk, shitty, TD CELEBRATE LIKE WE WON THE WHOLE LEAGUE!, shitty, shitty, dink, dunk, decent throw, checkdown, shitty, shitty, FIRST DOWN SCRAMBLE FIST PUMP AND CELEBRATE!!, interception for 6 on checkdown, hat fail on bench.

Yep. Looks the same.

Tribal Warfare
08-24-2012, 11:06 PM
This deserved it's own thread.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/265386/casselfail.gif

Christ, act like you've been there before DOUCHE

Reerun_KC
08-24-2012, 11:06 PM
That is so awesome. He will catch hell for that. LOL.

jd1020
08-24-2012, 11:07 PM
Baldwin turns his head and looks at him at the very last second in that gif. Wonder what he was thinking.

"Are you ok?"

Or

"Nice... Matt."

notorious
08-24-2012, 11:15 PM
A real QB goes back to the sideline. Celebrating (as a QB) in a preseason game is like giving high-fives to your friends because you jerked off.

L.A. Chieffan
08-24-2012, 11:17 PM
Yeah Aaron Rodgers doesn't show any emotion and just walks back to the sideline right?

You guys are dumbfucks.

notorious
08-24-2012, 11:18 PM
Yeah Aaron Rodgers doesn't show any emotion and just walks back to the sideline right?

You guys are dumb****s.

In the preseason, yes.

lcarus
08-24-2012, 11:18 PM
Yeah Aaron Rodgers doesn't show any emotion and just walks back to the sideline right?

You guys are dumbfucks.

Aaron Rodgers we like though.

Inmem58
08-24-2012, 11:20 PM
Aaron Rodgers we like though.

This

L.A. Chieffan
08-24-2012, 11:21 PM
In the preseason, yes.

Obviously you didn't watch the packers game last night :facepalm:

L.A. Chieffan
08-24-2012, 11:22 PM
Aaron Rodgers we like though.

Because you're brainwashed sheep.

Tribal Warfare
08-24-2012, 11:22 PM
A real QB goes back to the sideline. Celebrating (as a QB) in a preseason game is like giving high-fives to your friends because you jerked off.

I can handle a slight celebration, but when a player acts like they won lottery( Cassel's 28 Million 63 million in total) then it gets old unless they are HOF caliber. With Cassel being a below average to average QB he doesn't get the benefit that great players get for such an act.

jd1020
08-24-2012, 11:22 PM
Aaron Rodgers we like though.

We?

I don't like any QB not on the Chiefs. Unfortunately, I don't like any QB on the Chiefs either.

lcarus
08-24-2012, 11:24 PM
We?

I don't like any QB not on the Chiefs. Unfortunately, I don't like any QB on the Chiefs either.

Well I mean we like him as a QB. He's ok at it.

notorious
08-24-2012, 11:24 PM
Obviously you didn't watch the packers game last night :facepalm:

Cassel sucks, and your act is about entertaining as watching him play QB.

Inmem58
08-24-2012, 11:24 PM
Because you're brainwashed sheep.

If you start a Cassel is great thread, you'll be the only one posting in there

L.A. Chieffan
08-24-2012, 11:26 PM
Cassel sucks, and your act is about entertaining as watching him play QB.

Owned. Don't be all cranky about it.

notorious
08-24-2012, 11:27 PM
Owned. Don't be all cranky about it.

LMAO.

lcarus
08-24-2012, 11:27 PM
Because you're brainwashed sheep.

Yeah I've been brainwashed to overlook awesome QBs celebrating due to their astounding success on the field but then mocking a crap QB celebrating during an ass beating in a preseason game and tumbling on his ass in the end zone like an idiot.

Oh the amazing brainwashing technology these days.

notorious
08-24-2012, 11:28 PM
Yeah I've been brainwashed to overlook awesome QBs celebrating due to their astounding success on the field but then mocking a crap QB celebrating during an ass beating in a preseason game and tumbling on his ass in the end zone like an idiot.

Oh the amazing brainwashing technology these days.

Don't let him hook you. Like the last 3 years of Chiefs football, it's just a waste of time.

L.A. Chieffan
08-24-2012, 11:29 PM
Yeah I've been brainwashed to overlook awesome QBs celebrating due to their astounding success on the field but then mocking a crap QB celebrating during an ass beating in a preseason game and tumbling on his ass in the end zone like an idiot.

Oh the amazing brainwashing technology these days.

When other quarterbacks do it it's fun and they have a love of the game. When Cassell does it he's an idiot. Ok.

Inmem58
08-24-2012, 11:30 PM
When other quarterbacks do it it's fun and they have a love of the game. When Cassell does it he's an idiot. Ok.

He can't even put on a fucking hat without fucking that up

lcarus
08-24-2012, 11:31 PM
Don't let him hook you. Like the last 3 years of Chiefs football, it's just a waste of time.

It's so much fun though. I wonder if Bono had supporters like this?

L.A. Chieffan
08-24-2012, 11:31 PM
He can't even put on a fucking hat without fucking that up

Jesus, is that all you guys got is the hat thing?

L.A. Chieffan
08-24-2012, 11:32 PM
It's so much fun though. I wonder if Bono had supporters like this?

Good game manager.

lcarus
08-24-2012, 11:33 PM
When other quarterbacks do it it's fun and they have a love of the game. When Cassell does it he's an idiot. Ok.

Not at all. Its when he tries to join in on a celebration, leaps 5 feet in the air attempting to jump on a players back, completely whiffs and twirls to the ground and lands on his ass - that's when we call him an idiot.

L.A. Chieffan
08-24-2012, 11:34 PM
Not at all. Its when he tries to join in on a celebration, leaps 5 feet in the air attempting to jump on a players back, completely whiffs and twirls to the ground and lands on his ass - that's when we call him an idiot.

Enthusiasm for the game. Him and the guys will probably yuck it up in the film room.

L.A. Chieffan
08-24-2012, 11:35 PM
Regardless it's a preseason game which is just a glorified practice anyway. It means nothing.

The Bad Guy
08-24-2012, 11:38 PM
What a shitbag he is.

Inmem58
08-24-2012, 11:38 PM
Regardless it's a preseason game which is just a glorified practice anyway. It means nothing.

I'll see you week 1 and you'll probably say "oh it's just week 1".

milkman
08-24-2012, 11:40 PM
Don't let him hook you. Like the last 40 years of Chiefs football, it's just a waste of time.

FYP

L.A. Chieffan
08-24-2012, 11:41 PM
I'll see you week 1 and you'll probably say "oh it's just week 1".

Hali suspended, Matt Ryan coming into his own... it'll be a challenge.

Inmem58
08-24-2012, 11:42 PM
Hali suspended, Matt Ryan coming into his own... it'll be a challenge.

Already getting excuses together?


You sound like a Raider fan truthfully. It's sad.

Raiderhader
08-24-2012, 11:42 PM
Cassel misses his target... Who'd a thunk it?

Paperboy405
08-24-2012, 11:42 PM
Hard to top the Eli Manning Dropped Sandwich celebration.

mikey23545
08-24-2012, 11:43 PM
What's really sad is that Cassell comes running upfield screaming and cheering, takes a flying leap, and not a single one of his teammates even realizes he's around. They just completely ignore him.

It's only when they feel a thump under their feet, they turn around and see him face planted in the endzone. I'm sure they're thinking "What the **** was that idiot doing?"

KS Smitty
08-24-2012, 11:43 PM
Jesus, is that all you guys got is the hat thing?

Seriously?
You've never heard the saying "He couldn't hit his head with a hat?"

:shake:

lcarus
08-24-2012, 11:43 PM
Regardless it's a preseason game which is just a glorified practice anyway. It means nothing.

Sarah Michelle Gellar is on Letterman right now. Holy shit she's smokin hot. I would feed her my goo bazooka if rape was A) legal and B) not frowned upon socially. Like, if we were in some sort of alternate reality where rape was equivent to helping a senior citizen up the stairs, Sarah Michelle Gellar would be mine.

Also Cassel isn't very good dude.

Paperboy405
08-24-2012, 11:48 PM
When Matty Light saved those people from the house fire, they really almost perished because it took him 6 times to finally press the doorbell.

Inmem58
08-24-2012, 11:51 PM
When Matty Light saved those people from the house fire, they really almost perished because it took him 6 times to finally press the doorbell.

He tried to throw their pug out the front door from the living room, but missed and somehow hit the toilet. Dog died.

lcarus
08-24-2012, 11:53 PM
I mean god holy DAMN Sarah Michelle Gellar looks good. You could scramble an egg on her belly.

Inmem58
08-24-2012, 11:54 PM
I mean god holy DAMN Sarah Michelle Gellar looks good. You could scramble an egg on her belly.

Matt Cassel can't scramble.

lcarus
08-24-2012, 11:57 PM
This musical guest on Letterman is the worst thing Ive ever seen. Im dead serious.

Inmem58
08-24-2012, 11:59 PM
This musical guest on Letterman is the worst thing Ive ever seen. Im dead serious.

Is Mark Castle the lead singer? Then that's your problem. He could even hit a high note.

lcarus
08-25-2012, 12:02 AM
Is Mark Castle the lead singer? Then that's your problem. He could even hit a high note.

I didn't know who it was. So I looked it up based on the retarded lyrics and found it.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8Uee_mcxvrw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I mean...seriously? Is this what the world of music has come to? :doh!:

Sorry to derail this thread more than it already was, but jesus this is just stupid. The live version was even worse.

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-25-2012, 12:06 AM
Gotta give credit to LA for sticking to his shtick for this long

lcarus
08-25-2012, 12:07 AM
Gotta give credit to LA for sticking to his shtick for this long

I don't know how I missed that while watching the game live. I think I was too in shock that they finally scored.

scho63
08-25-2012, 06:17 AM
Cassel nearly kicked Jon Baldwin in the head with a spin kick!

Spongeblack Bobtard
08-25-2012, 07:42 AM
Pawnmower?



GTFO and stay on the subject of bashing Matt Casshole n00b? Go back to Chiefs Coalition.

Fuck you windex bandit.

bevischief
08-25-2012, 08:04 AM
What a retard. He should be playing in the special league.

KCUnited
08-25-2012, 09:29 AM
I understand how unexpected the whole Cassel to McCluster for a TD was, but you're still down by 2 scores, let's not go apeshit like you just took over the lead or something.

Baconeater
08-25-2012, 09:34 AM
Holy crap, that's the first I've seen of that. ROFL

God he is pathetic.

milkman
08-25-2012, 09:37 AM
Did anyone even help him up?

notorious
08-25-2012, 09:42 AM
Did anyone even help him up?

They were probably hoping to see the injury cart come out.

KCUnited
08-25-2012, 09:43 AM
Did anyone even help him up?

Baldwin notices him on the ground and goes over to him and Cassel attempts to salvage the celebration by thrusting his arms in the air giving the TD signal and proceeds to slap Baldwin on his helmet while in the kneeling position.

The celebration pile was Cassel's head, Cassel was his hat.

Baby Lee
08-25-2012, 09:47 AM
I didn't know who it was. So I looked it up based on the retarded lyrics and found it.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8Uee_mcxvrw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I mean...seriously? Is this what the world of music has come to? :doh!:

Sorry to derail this thread more than it already was, but jesus this is just stupid. The live version was even worse.

You're just intimidated by Ninja's junk. ;)

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9574/tumblrlf1pe9cszp1qe3wzu.gif

j/k but I do love their sound and their asthetics, and am constantly amazed at Yolandi's utter inability to be unsexy despite valiant efforts.

Plus, Gonzo jersey FTW.

milkman
08-25-2012, 09:53 AM
Baldwin notices him on the ground and goes over to him and Cassel attempts to salvage the celebration by thrusting his arms in the air giving the TD signal and proceeds to slap Baldwin on his helmet while in the kneeling position.

The celebration pile was Cassel's head, Cassel was his hat.

How many teams would would ignore their leader like that?

PRIEST
08-25-2012, 09:55 AM
Wow mark castle whole career in one highlight

Fish
08-25-2012, 09:58 AM
How many teams would would ignore their leader like that?

Yeah. The way Cassel's teammates treat him is pretty telling. It happens so often you can't help but think his teammates just don't have any respect for him.

KCUnited
08-25-2012, 09:58 AM
I'm not sure it was a blatant ignoring or just an awkward interaction. Like when the white guy see's his black coworker and doesn't know if he should go for the fist bump or the hand slap and winds up choosing the low5 with a 'watup dog' at the last second leaving everyone involved feeling uncomfortable.

Dylan
08-25-2012, 09:59 AM
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/265386/casselfail.gif

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

milkman
08-25-2012, 10:02 AM
Yeah. The way Cassel's teammates treat him is pretty telling. It happens so often you can't help but think his teammates just don't have any respect for him.

Exactly.

gblowfish
08-25-2012, 10:06 AM
Matt Casshole's theme song:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rbs-gBEgIrs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KCUnited
08-25-2012, 10:12 AM
The double pirouette to avoid the sack was equally as comical.

qabbaan
08-25-2012, 10:20 AM
How many times will I have to Adblock that retarded Cassel avatar gif? Who wants to look at his pathetic mug beside every post?

BoneKrusher
08-25-2012, 10:25 AM
How many times will I have to Adblock that retarded Cassel avatar gif? Who wants to look at his pathetic mug beside every post?

yeah i agree,
i'm removing mine no offense Clay.

TRR
08-25-2012, 10:52 AM
Yeah. The way Cassel's teammates treat him is pretty telling. It happens so often you can't help but think his teammates just don't have any respect for him.

That could tie for one of the dumbest things I've ever heard on here. Boy is this place the champion of making something out of absolutely nothing.

Over-reaction Planet!
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BoneKrusher
08-25-2012, 11:21 AM
who does Cassel think he is, Chevy Chase?

MahiMike
08-25-2012, 11:26 AM
That's so funny.

whoman69
08-25-2012, 02:26 PM
Good news for Cassel is his hat gif might have less play going forward.

Flachief58
08-25-2012, 03:46 PM
I didn't know who it was. So I looked it up based on the retarded lyrics and found it.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8Uee_mcxvrw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I mean...seriously? Is this what the world of music has come to? :doh!:

Sorry to derail this thread more than it already was, but jesus this is just stupid. The live version was even worse.

Rebecca Black says that shit sucks

chaotic646
08-25-2012, 04:09 PM
j/k but I do love their sound and their asthetics, and am constantly amazed at Yolandi's utter inability to be unsexy despite valiant efforts.


You find her sexy? She has the body of an 11 year old boy and a chick mullet.

bevischief
08-25-2012, 07:01 PM
JACKASS.

Guru
08-25-2012, 07:03 PM
who does Cassel think he is, Chevy Chase?

Nope. Chevy falls down better.

Baby Lee
08-25-2012, 09:48 PM
You find her sexy? She has the body of an 11 year old boy and a chick mullet.

Her mullet certainly works to unsexy her, hence my references to her efforts to do so. But 11yo boys rarely, outside Thailand, have hips and boobs like Yolandli.

http://cityrag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/yo-landi-visser-photos-19.jpg

Rain Man
08-25-2012, 09:56 PM
Honestly, I don't even understand how it happened. What was he trying to do?

And wow - I just realized that I used the exact same sentence when he threw that interception on the screen pass last season.

Baby Lee
08-25-2012, 10:02 PM
Honestly, I don't even understand how it happened. What was he trying to do?

And wow - I just realized that I used the exact same sentence when he threw that interception on the screen pass last season.

Shoulder bump

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/kheezmastuh27/deseanandwalrus.gif

listopencil
08-25-2012, 11:32 PM
am constantly amazed at Yolandi's utter inability to be unsexy despite valiant efforts.



No shit. QFT.

Munson
08-25-2012, 11:46 PM
Too bad Casshole didn't break a hip when he hit the ground.

ghak99
08-26-2012, 12:06 AM
but I do love their sound and their asthetics, and am constantly amazed at Yolandi's utter inability to be unsexy despite valiant efforts.

Her mullet certainly works to unsexy her, hence my references to her efforts to do so. But 11yo boys rarely, outside Thailand, have hips and boobs like Yolandli.

http://www.thenextbarstool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/wtf1.jpg

ghak99
08-26-2012, 12:07 AM
Too bad Casshole didn't break a hip when he hit the ground.

Too bad he didn't break apart in mid air.

listopencil
08-26-2012, 12:12 AM
http://www.thenextbarstool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/wtf1.jpg



http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ar4cwZW51qc9weh.gif

Frazod
08-26-2012, 12:14 AM
I didn't know who it was. So I looked it up based on the retarded lyrics and found it.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8Uee_mcxvrw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I mean...seriously? Is this what the world of music has come to? :doh!:

Sorry to derail this thread more than it already was, but jesus this is just stupid. The live version was even worse.

I saw that last night as well - it was like a train wreck combined fingernails on a chalk board. Hopefully Letterman fired whoever booked those fucking freaks immediately after the show. Good God. :shake: