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Sucky
08-26-2012, 05:27 PM
I keep seeing threads about hunting, racing, wrestling and fishing. Just curious if a lot of rednecks post here...

Setsuna
08-26-2012, 05:29 PM
Yes. Those threads keep the minorities away. In my case it....it drew me here.
:hmmm: about that one. N00b.

LiveSteam
08-26-2012, 05:30 PM
Yaaallzzz woundnt knowezz good barbecue if-en it done runge-ya-over

Ace Gunner
08-26-2012, 05:30 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3ey62b5Xqe0/0.jpg

Flachief58
08-26-2012, 05:31 PM
Yes. Those threads keep the minorities away. In my case it....it drew me here.
:hmmm: about that one. N00b.

Of course it did, you live in redneck ally :)

bishop_74
08-26-2012, 05:32 PM
Rednecks can't use computers... ask Bob Dole.

Otter
08-26-2012, 05:33 PM
Don't forget MMA.

So, liking these things make u a 'redneck'? Am I reading this right mr 'tolerance hypocrite'?

LiveSteam
08-26-2012, 05:34 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/Duct-tape.jpg/300px-Duct-tape.jpg

WV
08-26-2012, 05:34 PM
A better question...are there more rednecks or dumbasses?

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-26-2012, 05:34 PM
Hmmm...most of the stuff you listed is just guy stuff, so if you're not into any of those things it's probably because you're a girl.

Buehler445
08-26-2012, 05:35 PM
Depends on your definition of Redneck. If you're talking about people that live in the country and do things that you do when you live in the country, probably.

But if you are talking about jackasses that are "country" because "country" is cool, meaning they drink beer and country cruise, and talk about how cool "trucks" (they're pickups people) are, probably not. Most people here are reasonable humans.

GloryDayz
08-26-2012, 05:38 PM
Which wrestling? If it WW*, it's NOT wrestling, it's horrible! If it's folk, Greco, or free style, then it ANYTHING but redneck! If it's anyhting, it's the most pure form of sport there is. Lots of great sports in this planet, but few rise to the level of true wrestling...

As for NASCAR, I'm a fan there too. It's a lot like baseball (that I just happen to coach along with football and wrestling), it's just a sport where the big-boned kids can play too...

Bwana
08-26-2012, 05:39 PM
Hmmm...most of the stuff you listed is just guy stuff, so if you're not into any of those things it's probably because you're a girl.

Or a Nancy? :hmmm:

Bowser
08-26-2012, 05:40 PM
Redneck test -

Duct tape or Duck tape?

Setsuna
08-26-2012, 05:40 PM
Of course it did, you live in redneck ally :)

LOL.....nah I live in the suburbs in Jacksonville. Not Clay County.

boogblaster
08-26-2012, 05:40 PM
red fo life .....

Old Dog
08-26-2012, 05:41 PM
Present and accounted for.
Don't like it? Go have a nice glass of antifreeze (and be sure to use arsenic rather than salt or sugar on the rim of the glass) on me.

DaFace
08-26-2012, 05:41 PM
Hmmm...most of the stuff you listed is just guy stuff, so if you're not into any of those things it's probably because you're a girl.

I'm gonna go with this.

Fairplay
08-26-2012, 05:42 PM
http://i.imgur.com/0wUGX.gif

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-26-2012, 05:43 PM
Redneck test -

Duct tape or Duck tape?
100 mph tape.

OMG I'M A REDNECK

Sucky
08-26-2012, 05:47 PM
Didnt mean to offend anyone. FTR, I dont hate rednecks. But I just noticed a lot of "redneck" type threads on here (huntin, fishin, wrestlin etc)

Ceej
08-26-2012, 05:49 PM
I'm here for the poop threads.

Pablo
08-26-2012, 05:50 PM
Didnt mean to offend anyone. FTR, I dont hate rednecks. But I just noticed a lot of "redneck" type threads on here (huntin, fishin, wrestlin etc)Are you dropping the 'g' off of those words to appeal to the redneck crowd here or something?

Caseyguyrr
08-26-2012, 05:52 PM
LOL.....nah I live in the suburbs in Jacksonville. Not Clay County.

hey Clay county is high class compared to Bates or Johnson County on the Missouri side lol

GloryDayz
08-26-2012, 05:52 PM
Didnt mean to offend anyone. FTR, I dont hate rednecks. But I just noticed a lot of "redneck" type threads on here (huntin, fishin, wrestlin etc)

OK "Nucky".... Don't ever try to offend "real" wrestling...

DaFace
08-26-2012, 05:53 PM
Didnt mean to offend anyone. FTR, I dont hate rednecks. But I just noticed a lot of "redneck" type threads on here (huntin, fishin, wrestlin etc)

I'm about as non-redneck as they come, and I kind of feel sorry for you that you'd consider hunting and fishing to be "redneck" activities. Did you really never hunt or fish as a kid?

Ceej
08-26-2012, 05:55 PM
I've never been hunting or enjoyed fishing that much. Neither are near close to "redneck."

Now..

NASCAR on the other hand....

GloryDayz
08-26-2012, 05:56 PM
Duckt Tape!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.straplessbacklessbra.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/backless-bra-036.jpg

Inmem58
08-26-2012, 05:57 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-b7fd-1592.jpg

Setsuna
08-26-2012, 05:57 PM
hey Clay county is high class compared to Bates or Johnson County on the Missouri side lol
Hahahaha I suppose. I'll take your word for it.

I'm about as non-redneck as they come, and I kind of feel sorry for you that you'd consider hunting and fishing to be "redneck" activities. Did you really never hunt or fish as a kid?
I went fishing. As far as hunting...I wasn't taught to hunt animals...dun dun dun! :eek:

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-26-2012, 05:59 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-b7fd-1592.jpg
Hey, I use that stuff goddamnit.

Otter
08-26-2012, 06:01 PM
I'm about as non-redneck as they come, and I kind of feel sorry for you that you'd consider hunting and fishing to be "redneck" activities. Did you really never hunt or fish as a kid?

Fly fishing is absolutely a red neck sport. Don't know how many times I've encountered drunks standing in 40 degree water trying to match nymph patterns waving a $700 fly rod for trout.

Fucking scumbags! This post was made by teenager that ever left their hometown.

Fairplay
08-26-2012, 06:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/7wMci.jpg

Bwana
08-26-2012, 06:04 PM
Fly fishing is absolutely a red neck sport. Don't know how many times I've encountered drunks standing in 40 degree water trying to match nymph patterns waving a $700 fly rod for trout.

****ing scumbags! This post was made by teenager that ever left their hometown.

Why you hippy loving bastage! :eek:

http://media.heavy.com/gallery/the-10-dirtiest-hippies/dirty-hippy1.jpg

BoneKrusher
08-26-2012, 06:06 PM
Redneck test -

Duct tape or Duck tape?

its chrome to the rednecks round here.

Ace Gunner
08-26-2012, 06:06 PM
Didnt mean to offend anyone. FTR, I dont hate rednecks. But I just noticed a lot of "redneck" type threads on here (huntin, fishin, wrestlin etc)

So, have you ever walked into a bar in Nebraska and posed this question out loud?

mr. tegu
08-26-2012, 06:12 PM
Nucky sure knows how earn neg rep.

Otter
08-26-2012, 06:14 PM
Why you hippy loving bastage! :eek:

http://media.heavy.com/gallery/the-10-dirtiest-hippies/dirty-hippy1.jpg

We're all equal. Each of us is God's special little children. Except there is no God and we shouldn't eat meat. I get lost in it all and tend to walk away.

If the hippies and rednecks ever decide to throw down I know who I'm betting on.

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-26-2012, 06:15 PM
Nucky sure knows how earn neg rep.
LMAO So much for not offending anyone here. S'posed I should go finish 'im off.

Sofa King
08-26-2012, 06:23 PM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/41937_o.gif

WilliamTheIrish
08-26-2012, 06:36 PM
Hunting and fishing are redneck?

Nucky tell us more about your childhood that didn't include time hanging with Dad or friends on the bank of a pond or walking rows in field.

I feel truly sorry for people that haven't had that experience.

GloryDayz
08-26-2012, 06:44 PM
Hunting and fishing are redneck?

Nucky tell us more about your childhood that didn't include time hanging with Dad or friends on the bank of a pond or walking rows in field.

I feel truly sorry for people that haven't had that experience.

LOL... And if the hunting is done in Iraq or the jungles of South America, and the fishing is off Nantucket, is it redneck? I don't think so!

rockymtnchief
08-26-2012, 06:45 PM
Don't forget to include ATV's on your list!

ghak99
08-26-2012, 06:48 PM
Hunting and fishing are redneck?

Nucky tell us more about your childhood that didn't include time hanging with Dad or friends on the bank of a pond or walking rows in field.

I feel truly sorry for people that haven't had that experience.

Considering his comments about hood rats and his version of rednecks, I'm picturing a suburban nancy boy with a minivan driving soccer mom and a limp wristed father who lost his nuts to his over controlling princess in college.

Saul Good
08-26-2012, 06:51 PM
Hahahaha I suppose. I'll take your word for it.


I went fishing. As far as hunting...I wasn't taught to hunt animals...dun dun dun! :eek:

You're a black guy in the deep south. Here's guessing you've been involved in hunting but weren't the one wearing orange...


Lol

Bwana
08-26-2012, 06:51 PM
If the hippies and rednecks ever decide to throw down I know who I'm betting on.

:D

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-26-2012, 06:54 PM
Not all of us can be as sophisticated as Raider fans

philfree
08-26-2012, 06:57 PM
We're all equal. Each of us is God's special little children. Except there is no God and we shouldn't eat meat. I get lost in it all and tend to walk away.

If the hippies and rednecks ever decide to throw down I know who I'm betting on.

I always thought I was a redneck hippy. The Redneck Hippy Clan.

Deberg_1990
08-26-2012, 07:02 PM
Just curious if a lot of rednecks post here...

A few. Probably not as many as there are stoners, hippies and beatniks.

stevieray
08-26-2012, 07:02 PM
yup, here in the midwest, in the mens dept at walmart, all they sell is overalls and dixie flag bandanas

Bwana
08-26-2012, 07:02 PM
Don't forget to include ATV's on your list!

Ha! I know where you were.

rockymtnchief
08-26-2012, 07:05 PM
Ha! I know where you were.

:thumb:

stevieray
08-26-2012, 07:06 PM
Don't forget to include ATV's on your list!

oh man! I could do that for days!

Saulbadguy
08-26-2012, 07:14 PM
yes, confirmed.

stevieray
08-26-2012, 07:18 PM
....sometimes it's a good thing to heed the writing on the wall.

Bwana
08-26-2012, 07:19 PM
oh man! I could do that for days!

They are indeed a blast! This was from last weekend.

go bowe
08-26-2012, 07:22 PM
Redneck test -

Duct tape or Duck tape?

quack quack...

Bwana
08-26-2012, 07:23 PM
quack quack...

BOOM!

http://www.s3outdoors.com/pics/mallard-duck.jpg


Did I get him Bo? :D

Otter
08-26-2012, 07:25 PM
I always thought I was a redneck hippy. The Redneck Hippy Clan.

I'm just getting used to being surrounded by tree huggers so I'm a little fed up with the "we're all one" while being pounded by dirty looks when I grill a trout, eat a steak and haul a .308 into my truck to stock the freezer.

Just caught me at the wrong time. Shut the **** up and leave me alone. Lat part not at you btw.

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-26-2012, 07:27 PM
yes, confirmed.
Yeah, I think he got the answer to his question.

demonhero
08-26-2012, 07:29 PM
Tis is Kansas.

Otter
08-26-2012, 07:36 PM
BOOM!

http://www.s3outdoors.com/pics/mallard-duck.jpg


Did I get him Bo? :D

I had a pretty vivid dream about hunting ducks last night.

Bwana
08-26-2012, 07:40 PM
I had a pretty vivid dream about hunting ducks last night.

Did Old Crow have anything to do with this "vivid dream?"

http://www.whiskeywise.com/images/Old-Crow-Bourbon.jpg

Gonzo
08-26-2012, 07:42 PM
I certainly don't feel like a redneck when I get up at 0500, put on my Rocky's, load up the truck and drive a couple hours to an area that likely hasnt been touched by humans, (other than myself the previous weekend) in years.
Look out at the rising sun when it's a brisk 30 degrees outside and slap in three rounds in the old SKB 12 Guage. Take one look at the bird dogs that are shaking with excitement and drop the tailgate. It's off to the races, preparing myself to walk 3-5 mph for 6-8 hours and not see another human soul for the rest of the day. All the stress from the previous week melts away with each step. No cell phones, no bills, no tension. Just me, the dogs and a limit of pheasant by the end of the day, (or sometimes not, I really don't care either way).

Yeah, if that makes me a redneck than I would embrace the title. You go ahead and play Skyrim on your fucking Xbox, I've got shit to do away from you.

Bwana
08-26-2012, 07:43 PM
I certainly don't feel like a redneck when I get up at 0500, put on my Rocky's, load up the truck and drive a couple hours to an area that likely hasnt been touched by humans, (other than myself the previous weekend) in years.
Look out at the rising sun when it's a brisk 30 degrees outside and slap in three rounds in the old SKB 12 Guage. Take one look at the bird dogs that are shaking with excitement and drop the tailgate. It's off to the races, preparing myself to walk 3-5 mph for 6-8 hours and not see another human soul for the rest of the day. All the stress from the previous week melts away with each step. No cell phones, no bills, no tension. Just me, the dogs and a limit of pheasant by the end of the day, (or sometimes not, I really don't care either way).

Yeah, if that makes me a redneck than I would embrace the title. You go ahead and play Skyrim on your ****ing Xbox, I've got shit to do away from you.

Ding fucking ding.

LiveSteam
08-26-2012, 07:44 PM
Home sweet redneck home.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s720x720/253295_3234389462214_1979639623_n.jpg

Where we make apple pie from scratch

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/375772_2181660224641_358038245_n.jpg

Where we teach our children how to harvest food at a very young age.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/183499_1595826819172_5814385_n.jpg
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/426909_366518393381346_384229207_n.jpg

I dont consider a lil redneck to be a bad thing.

Otter
08-26-2012, 07:44 PM
Did Old Crow have anything to do with this "vivid dream?"

http://www.whiskeywise.com/images/Old-Crow-Bourbon.jpghttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=8855213

It's cousin Buffalo Trace may have had a say in matter but I doubt it. Haven't had more than a sip for 2 months on a fitness bet. It's really not easy to drink at this elevation without feeling like you got hit with a sledgehammer. At least not yet. The wedding in Silverton this weekend hasn't helped either. "Go Vegan Dude!".

http://www.greensbeverages.com/spirits-aug11/buffalo_trace_home_right.gif

QuikSsurfer
08-26-2012, 07:44 PM
Hmmm...most of the stuff you listed is just guy stuff, so if you're not into any of those things it's probably because you're a girl.

Yup

Bwana
08-26-2012, 07:46 PM
It's really not easy to drink at this elevation without feeling like you got hit with a sledgehammer. At least not yet.



No doubt. LMAO

Setsuna
08-26-2012, 08:01 PM
You're a black guy in the deep south. Here's guessing you've been involved in hunting but weren't the one wearing orange...


Lol

:clap: LMAO Very impressive sir. Impressive.

Gonzo
08-26-2012, 08:05 PM
Ding fucking ding.

Abso-fucking-loutley. I just added an 8 week old Brittany bitch to the family last week. She's of the same blood line as our original bird-dog my dad bought nearly 40 years ago. She's going to be awesome man. I really need the weather to get cold ASAP.

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-26-2012, 08:09 PM
Home sweet redneck home.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s720x720/253295_3234389462214_1979639623_n.jpg

Where we make apple pie from scratch

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/375772_2181660224641_358038245_n.jpg


Damn, that dilapidated old house sure has a nice looking kitchen.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 08:13 PM
Like Bugeater said... hunting, fishing, rastling and nascar are mostly just guy things (although tons of women love them too). Also though this board is based in and has (I would guess) a large majority of members who live in the midwest and those things (hunting and fishing especially) are just a way of life for midwesterners... so it's not surprising that many members here would be into those things.

Personally I'm not a hunter, don't care for wrestling or nascar but I do love to fish. I don't get to do it enough.

Bwana
08-26-2012, 08:14 PM
Abso-****ing-loutley. I just added an 8 week old Brittany bitch to the family last week. She's of the same blood line as our original bird-dog my dad bought nearly 40 years ago. She's going to be awesome man. I really need the weather to get cold ASAP.

Congrats, very cool on the pup. I also hear you on the cold, bring it! It has been one hot summer and half of Montana is on fire, we could use some snow.

Fish
08-26-2012, 08:15 PM
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Gonzo
08-26-2012, 08:19 PM
Congrats, very cool on the pup. I also hear you on the cold, bring it! It has been one hot summer and half of Montana is on fire, we could use some snow.

That's no shit. Half of NE is in drought. Hunting season starts next weekend (prairie chicken/sharp tail) but I can't go since its going to be 90 fucking degrees.
Sucks big balls man.

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-26-2012, 08:20 PM
Don't you have a Rum Ham to eat and some "magic" to get under the Boardwalk?

rico
08-26-2012, 08:27 PM
Depends on your definition of Redneck. If you're talking about people that live in the country and do things that you do when you live in the country, probably.

But if you are talking about jackasses that are "country" because "country" is cool, meaning they drink beer and country cruise, and talk about how cool "trucks" (they're pickups people) are, probably not. Most people here are reasonable humans.

This.

I grew up in the country. Currently live in the small community where I attended high school. The whole region is very rural. I am surrounded by many, many people who I consider rednecks, but given who I am, what I do for fun (with the options I have), what I'm into, etc...many people may consider me a redneck. Depends on your definition.

One thing I've noticed is that the people who I consider rednecks are seemingly unable to spell and structure sentences properly. That is not the case with most of the posters on CP. I mean, some of the shit I read on my facebook news feed is just atrocious.

DaneMcCloud
08-26-2012, 08:36 PM
I'm just getting used to being surrounded by tree huggers so I'm a little fed up with the "we're all one" while being pounded by dirty looks when I grill a trout, eat a steak and haul a .308 into my truck to stock the freezer.

Just caught me at the wrong time. Shut the **** up and leave me alone. Lat part not at you btw.

Tree huggers? Did you move to Berkeley?

tooge
08-26-2012, 08:42 PM
I hunt, fish, BBQ, work on a jeep, ride four wheelers, drink beer, camp, cut firewood, etc. I guess I'm a redneck to some but I think that's normal guy stuff. If u don't do these things, you are most likely gay. Nttawwt

rockymtnchief
08-26-2012, 08:43 PM
That's no shit. Half of NE is in drought. Hunting season starts next weekend (prairie chicken/sharp tail) but I can't go since its going to be 90 fucking degrees.
Sucks big balls man.

Bow season starts here. I'm betting there'll be a lot of spoilage before some of it gets on ice.

The gf bow hunts. She's 5'1" and 96 pounds. So guess who gets to drag deer in the 90+ degree heat!:banghead:

DaneMcCloud
08-26-2012, 08:43 PM
I've never been hunting but I've fished my whole life. From crappy, bluegill, perch, catfish, walleye, assorted bass to flounder, amberjack, sea bass, marlin, swordfish and accidentally, a ray and baby sharks - I've fished them all and nearly caught them all.

I really need a swordfish or marlin. :D

DaneMcCloud
08-26-2012, 08:48 PM
I hunt, fish, BBQ, work on a jeep, ride four wheelers, drink beer, camp, cut firewood, etc. I guess I'm a redneck to some but I think that's normal guy stuff. If u don't do these things, you are most likely gay. Nttawwt

Off-topic but I'm close friends with a gay dad couple that sold their home, banked it for their three adopted kids college funds, rent and bought the most bitching' Winnebago. They take their kids hunting, camping and fishing all summer long at various national parks. They take them to Yosemite every chance they get.

rockymtnchief
08-26-2012, 08:49 PM
I also know there's at least 3 of us here who've taken a wrap on a bovine before.

Otter
08-26-2012, 08:50 PM
Tree huggers? Did you move to Berkeley?

Durango, CO

I would say the ratio of 'tree huggers' to hunters/fisherman/trappers is about 50/50 but there's some definite peeps out here that will look down on you for hunting/fishing/trapping.

Luckily their stake in the local economy is defined by a bong shop or herbal store. They just strike me as dumb preaching tolerance but pissed off when you don't abide by their way of life.

A lot of dumb people in the world. They're just the one's I've been dealing with lately. I don't want to fight wiith you tonight Dane as entertaining as it usually is.

:D

jspchief
08-26-2012, 08:57 PM
Didnt mean to offend anyone. FTR, I dont hate rednecks. But I just noticed a lot of "redneck" type threads on here (huntin, fishin, wrestlin etc)

How many is "a lot"?

As far as I know, hunting and racing are both contained to their own single repository thread. I don't remember hardly ever seeing a fishing thread. I almost never see wrestling threads (there is an MMA repository).

Maybe you could link "a lot" of these threads so we know what you're referring to.

Or maybe you're just a dumbshit.

Pawnmower
08-26-2012, 09:02 PM
fuck yes

dont like it?

GTFO

MOhillbilly
08-26-2012, 09:06 PM
I like shooting things.

JASONSAUTO
08-26-2012, 09:07 PM
I like shooting things.

me too

Dylan
08-26-2012, 09:08 PM
I keep seeing threads about hunting, racing, wrestling and fishing. Just curious if a lot of rednecks post here...

There are four of them in the NASCAR thread... o:-)

Sucky
08-26-2012, 09:08 PM
Home sweet redneck home.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s720x720/253295_3234389462214_1979639623_n.jpg

Where we make apple pie from scratch

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/375772_2181660224641_358038245_n.jpg

Where we teach our children how to harvest food at a very young age.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/183499_1595826819172_5814385_n.jpg
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/426909_366518393381346_384229207_n.jpg

I dont consider a lil redneck to be a bad thing.

Wow teaching your children to hunt poor defenseless animals, you must be so proud.

tooge
08-26-2012, 09:09 PM
I like shooting things, charring them over fire, and eating them while drinking beer. Guess I'm a neck

Planetman
08-26-2012, 09:09 PM
It was all so new, I shoulda taken my time,
But I slammed that mouse up in four-wheel drive.
Last time I did so much pointin' and clickin'
I had a .22 rifle shootin' at chickens.

Then, all of a sudden it occurred to me,
The power I had with this fancy TV.
I could get back at my ex-wife,
With the touch of a button, I could ruin her life.

So I got the number off her Mastercard,
I bought a new lift kit and four new tyres.
Then, I got on line to her bank account,
Went ahead and closed that sucker out.

I had her power and her water shut, slap, off.
The I sent an e-mail to her dead plain boss,
Lettin' him know that she told me,
She'd have his job by the end of the week.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 09:12 PM
I like shooting things, charring them over fire, and eating them while drinking beer. Guess I'm a neck

Do you chew? Do you have a set of plastic balls hanging from the hitch on your truck? A window sticker of Calvin pissing on something? Do you wear flannel year-round?

MOhillbilly
08-26-2012, 09:12 PM
A nice hot tire fire is also a good time. After a long day of cat huntin nothin washes the dander out like a ice cold busch light. Am I right fellas?

Sucky
08-26-2012, 09:14 PM
A nice hot tire fire is also a good time. After a long day of cat huntin nothin washes the dander out like a ice cold busch light. Am I right fellas?

I rest my case.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 09:14 PM
A nice hot tire fire is also a good time. After a long day of cat huntin nothin washes the dander out like a ice cold busch light. Am I right fellas?

I submit the questions in post #94 to you as well.

Frazod
08-26-2012, 09:15 PM
Wow teaching your children to hunt poor defenseless animals, you must be so proud.

LMAO Are you Wickedson's little sister?

Planetman
08-26-2012, 09:15 PM
A nice hot tire fire is also a good time. After a long day of cat huntin nothin washes the dander out like a ice cold busch light. Am I right fellas?
Most of us drink Natty Light. We can't affoed no Boosh Light like you can, Daddy Warbucks.

MOhillbilly
08-26-2012, 09:16 PM
I submit the questions in post #94 to you as well.

I aint no redneck, motherfucker.

JASONSAUTO
08-26-2012, 09:16 PM
A nice hot tire fire is also a good time. After a long day of cat huntin nothin washes the dander out like a ice cold busch light. Am I right fellas?

right on.

i have a shit ton of tires BTW if you need brush starters

JASONSAUTO
08-26-2012, 09:17 PM
Do you chew? Do you have a set of plastic balls hanging from the hitch on your truck? A window sticker of Calvin pissing on something? Do you wear flannel year-round?

no no no and no

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 09:17 PM
I aint no redneck, mother****er.

Oh. Well it wasn't a putdown if you are.

One last question to decide it. Do you use a Merle Haggard song title as your title on the internet?

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 09:19 PM
no no no and no

You can only be a part time redneck then. You haven't gone all in yet.

MOhillbilly
08-26-2012, 09:19 PM
Oh. Well it wasn't a putdown if you are.

One last question to decide it. Do you use a Merle Haggard song title as your title on the internet?

A- check the handle
B- of course

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 09:20 PM
A- check the handle
B- of course

A. Yes I know

B. Good'n

rockymtnchief
08-26-2012, 09:23 PM
Wow teaching your children to hunt poor defenseless animals, you must be so proud.

Spending time with your kids teaching them to be self-sufficient.:clap:

aturnis
08-26-2012, 09:24 PM
I keep seeing threads about hunting, racing, wrestling and fishing. Just curious if a lot of rednecks post here...

The only thing on your list that I qualify as rednecks racing. Hunting/fishing is outdoorsman stuff, more of a across the board activity. While wrestling is more of a dork thing. Guys who said things like "awesome" when they see over the top action movie trailers.

You, you must be a douche.

Sucky
08-26-2012, 09:26 PM
Spending time with your kids teaching them to be self-sufficient.:clap:

Teach them to go to the supermarket/grocery store to pick up food. No need to kill a poor defenseless deer

Sucky
08-26-2012, 09:27 PM
The only thing on your list that I qualify as rednecks racing. Hunting/fishing is outdoorsman stuff, more of a across the board activity. While wrestling is more of a dork thing. Guys who said things like "awesome" when they see over the top action movie trailers.

You, you must be a douche.

How the hell am I a douche? I'm entitled to my opinion.

And I'd rather be a douche than a redneck.

Frazod
08-26-2012, 09:28 PM
How the hell am I a douche? I'm entitled to my opinion.

And I'd rather be a douche than a redneck.

This is sort of like water asking why it's wet.

LiveSteam
08-26-2012, 09:30 PM
And I'd rather be a douche than a redneck.

Blasphemy.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 09:30 PM
Teach them to go to the supermarket/grocery store to pick up food. No need to kill a poor defenseless deer

You're probably just trolling... if so, nice job. If not then I submit this...

You do realize that hunting serves a useful purpose other than just letting guys who like shooting things to get their rocks off and/or providing food for their families right?

Without hunting seasons animal populations get too high and many animals slowly starve to death. Which way of dying is more humane?

Sucky
08-26-2012, 09:30 PM
lmao at all the neg reps I've received. Fuckin redneck white trash hillbillies.

Planetman
08-26-2012, 09:31 PM
This is sort of like water asking why it's wet.
http://rlv.zcache.com/troll_whisperer_button-p145678716154641985z745k_400.jpg

http://www.cromwell-intl.com/oliver/pictures/troll-detector.jpg

LMAO

ghak99
08-26-2012, 09:32 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTffgWWmBMfZtLaqyf9U1gWQlxNUnOVh323MkXl5ne6RHqSTdO0&t=1

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 09:32 PM
Teach them to go to the supermarket/grocery store to pick up food. No need to kill a poor defenseless deer

This is a good one since many people believe the slaughter of cattle, pigs, sheep etc in a slaughter house is by far less humane than a hunter killing a dear.

LiveSteam
08-26-2012, 09:33 PM
lmao at all the neg reps I've received. Fuckin redneck white trash hillbillies.

Bat shit crazy spoon fed Liberal

Planetman
08-26-2012, 09:33 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTffgWWmBMfZtLaqyf9U1gWQlxNUnOVh323MkXl5ne6RHqSTdO0&t=1
http://1.asset.soup.io/asset/1525/7601_1a2e.jpeg

Frazod
08-26-2012, 09:34 PM
http://1.asset.soup.io/asset/1525/7601_1a2e.jpeg

That's awesome. LMAO Great game, too.

rockymtnchief
08-26-2012, 09:34 PM
Teach them to go to the supermarket/grocery store to pick up food. No need to kill a poor defenseless deer

So, somehow buying a poor defenseless cow/chicken/fish in the supermarket is more humane? Somebody somewhere killed them.

Obviously, you've never farmed or ranched and watched deer or elk eat all your crops or grazing land? Kept unchecked, your grocery store prices would be higher.

Buehler445
08-26-2012, 09:35 PM
I also know there's at least 3 of us here who've taken a wrap on a bovine before.

A cowboy I am not.

A nice hot tire fire is also a good time. After a long day of cat huntin nothin washes the dander out like a ice cold busch light. Am I right fellas?

ROFL

I haven't burned any tires in awhile. I'll tell you what though, we bought a grain bagger a couple years ago and those bags put off a fuckassload of BTUs. Unless you're from the EPA, then I have no idea what you are talking about.

Sucky
08-26-2012, 09:35 PM
Do you guys listen to country music as well? What about Ted Nugent?

LiveSteam
08-26-2012, 09:36 PM
What about Ted Nugent?

Lean mean killing machine

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-26-2012, 09:37 PM
Teach them to go to the supermarket/grocery store to pick up food. No need to kill a poor defenseless deer
:facepalm:

Frazod
08-26-2012, 09:38 PM
Do you guys listen to country music as well? What about Ted Nugent?

Let me guess - you love unicorns and Bill Maher, are afraid of the dark, and are a skilled deepthroater.

ghak99
08-26-2012, 09:38 PM
I'm starting to think CP is being attacked by all of wickedtard's evil spawn in an attempt to get revenge for his banning.

Sucky
08-26-2012, 09:39 PM
I understand what a lot of you are getting at in regards to hunting but wtf. Who actually eats deer????

Most hunters just kill deer for the sake of killing them. Thats bullshit.

At least when cows or chickens are killed, they are eaten.

I really dont have a problem with fishing really but its still kinda redneck to waste your whole day out there in a lake lol

LiveSteam
08-26-2012, 09:39 PM
I'm starting to think CP is being attacked by all of wickedtard's evil spawn in an attempt to get revenge for his banning.

I'll go along with this.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 09:39 PM
Let me guess - you love unicorns and Bill Maher, are afraid of the dark, and are a skilled deepthroater.

LMAO

Some of your posts approach Iowanian level.

LiveSteam
08-26-2012, 09:40 PM
I understand what a lot of you are getting at in regards to hunting but wtf. Who actually eats deer????

Most hunters just kill deer for the sake of killing them. Thats bullshit.

At least when cows or chickens are killed, they are eaten.

I really dont have a problem with fishing really but its still kinda redneck to waste your whole day out there in a lake lol

Dude. Stick with eating pink slime from your local wally world.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 09:41 PM
I understand what a lot of you are getting at in regards to hunting but wtf. Who actually eats deer????
Most hunters just kill deer for the sake of killing them. Thats bullshit.

At least when cows or chickens are killed, they are eaten.

I really dont have a problem with fishing really but its still kinda redneck to waste your whole day out there in a lake lol

Everyone I know who deer hunts and luckily they share it with me. Deer sausage is delicious.

Frazod
08-26-2012, 09:41 PM
I'll go along with this.

He must have sicked the whole coffee shop on us.

Sucky
08-26-2012, 09:41 PM
Let me guess - you love unicorns and Bill Maher, are afraid of the dark, and are a skilled deepthroater.

Nice assumption homophobe. :rolleyes:

You're right that I'm a fan of Bill Maher though. I can understand how you rednecks would hate him

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-26-2012, 09:43 PM
Don't mess with a redneck.

http://oi48.tinypic.com/2zstt1y.jpg

Planetman
08-26-2012, 09:43 PM
Let me guess - you love unicorns and Bill Maher, are afraid of the dark, and are a skilled deepthroater.
Daaaayum! That's gunna leave a mark!

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 09:45 PM
Don't mess with a redneck.

http://oi48.tinypic.com/2zstt1y.jpg

A. You use that thing to fatally wound poor, defensless animals don't you.

B. Attention whore.

Pablo
08-26-2012, 09:45 PM
You're an awful troll. Or you're 16 years old. Or maybe both.

Frazod
08-26-2012, 09:46 PM
Nice assumption homophobe. :rolleyes:

You're right that I'm a fan of Bill Maher though. I can understand how you rednecks would hate him

I'm thinking I'm probably right about all of it, hmm?

rockymtnchief
08-26-2012, 09:46 PM
I understand what a lot of you are getting at in regards to hunting but wtf. Who actually eats deer????

Most hunters just kill deer for the sake of killing them. Thats bullshit.

At least when cows or chickens are killed, they are eaten.

I really dont have a problem with fishing really but its still kinda redneck to waste your whole day out there in a lake lol

I eat deer and elk. Pass on antelope and pass on hunting them. I'd bet hunters out number trophy hunters by far, but if you get a trophy buck, there's no harm in showing it off.

Fishing is relaxing and can be a challenge. I usually catch and release, but have kept them and ate them.

Pablo
08-26-2012, 09:47 PM
Don't mess with a redneck.

http://oi48.tinypic.com/2zstt1y.jpgThis is what's going down in NE, Nucky.

Flannel because "Fuck it, it looks sweet" and polarized shades so he can see that largemouth under water.

Otter
08-26-2012, 09:47 PM
Do you guys listen to country music as well? What about Ted Nugent?

"straglehold" - love him

Otter
08-26-2012, 09:49 PM
Nice assumption homophobe. :rolleyes:

You're right that I'm a fan of Bill Maher though. I can understand how you rednecks would hate him

Bill Maher is funny. Love him about as much as Ted Nugent.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 09:49 PM
"straglehold" - love him

Stranglehold is good too.

:D

I've seen the Nuge twice.

LiveSteam
08-26-2012, 09:49 PM
Don't mess with a redneck.

http://oi48.tinypic.com/2zstt1y.jpg

Speaking of. I'm thinking about buying this lil sucker
http://www.northerntool.com/images/product/images/141258_lg.jpg

Frazod
08-26-2012, 09:50 PM
Stanglehold is good too.

:D

I've seen the Nuge twice.

I saw him with Damn Yankees. That was a great show.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 09:51 PM
I saw him with Damn Yankees. That was a great show.

Thanks for quoting me before I fixed MY typo LMAO

I saw him open for Kiss twice.

Sucky
08-26-2012, 09:52 PM
"Yeah! I just killed a poor defenseless deer fuck you Bambi! LOLZ Now I'm off to vote of Mitt Romney and get this country back on track derp!!!"

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 09:53 PM
"Yeah! I just killed a poor defenseless deer **** you Bambi! LOLZ Now I'm off to vote of Mitt Romney and get this country back on track derp!!!"

?

LiveSteam
08-26-2012, 09:54 PM
If you enjoy turning Prairie dogs inside out You might be a redneck
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Frazod
08-26-2012, 09:56 PM
lmao at all the neg reps I've received. Fuckin redneck white trash hillbillies.

But... but... I thought you didn't mean to offend anyone?

Didnt mean to offend anyone. FTR, I dont hate rednecks. But I just noticed a lot of "redneck" type threads on here (huntin, fishin, wrestlin etc)

It's okay, though. Since everybody who's posted in this thread is smarter than you are, we saw it coming.

Sucky
08-26-2012, 10:00 PM
Sorry my temper got the best of me but some of you talk a lot of crap (especially in the neg reps lol)

Its all good I still love you redneck white trash mofos.

WV
08-26-2012, 10:01 PM
I understand what a lot of you are getting at in regards to hunting but wtf. Who actually eats deer????

Most hunters just kill deer for the sake of killing them. Thats bullshit.

At least when cows or chickens are killed, they are eaten.

I really dont have a problem with fishing really but its still kinda redneck to waste your whole day out there in a lake lol

Your assumptions about eating deer and hunting tell me all I need to know.

You seem to think there are a lot of rednecks on this board, but you yourself are to refined to participate in such things or associate with them. Yet you now claim that most hunters are sport hunters only...care to share your statistics for this revelation you've come up with?

LiveSteam
08-26-2012, 10:02 PM
Sorry my temper got the best of me but some of you talk a lot of crap (especially in the neg reps lol)

Its all good I still love you redneck white trash mofos.

Is that supposed to be Billay flexing Wicky ?

Frazod
08-26-2012, 10:02 PM
Sorry my temper got the best of me but some of you talk a lot of crap (especially in the neg reps lol)

Its all good I still love you redneck white trash mofos.

That's okay. Just like real life, when you throw a tantrum, people only laugh.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 10:04 PM
Sorry my temper got the best of me but some of you talk a lot of crap (especially in the neg reps lol)

Its all good I still love you redneck white trash mofos.

Hey I just figured you were trolling and pos repped you for. So suck it Nancy.

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-26-2012, 10:04 PM
Speaking of. I'm thinking about buying this lil sucker
http://www.northerntool.com/images/product/images/141258_lg.jpg
I'll stick with using this:

http://oi45.tinypic.com/2hz1wmo.jpg

rockymtnchief
08-26-2012, 10:05 PM
Doing redneck things does not make you white trash.

LiveSteam
08-26-2012, 10:05 PM
I'll stick with using this:

http://oi45.tinypic.com/2hz1wmo.jpg

ya that toy rocks but its an 1-1/2 away

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 10:05 PM
I'll stick with using this:

http://oi45.tinypic.com/2hz1wmo.jpg

Redneck

Sucky
08-26-2012, 10:06 PM
That's okay. Just like real life, when you throw a tantrum, people only laugh.

Wow almost 80,000 posts on here. Must not have much of a life huh? lol

Ceej
08-26-2012, 10:07 PM
Good game, Nucky.

Good game.

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-26-2012, 10:07 PM
Redneck
I'm only one generation out from the cornfields of Iowa.

Ceej
08-26-2012, 10:08 PM
Troll Whisperer === frazod?

Frazod
08-26-2012, 10:09 PM
Wow almost 80,000 posts on here. Must not have much of a life huh? lol

I've been here a long time. You were probably still pissing your diapers when I made my first post.

Oh wait, you're probably still pissing your diapers now. Bad analogy.

Frazod
08-26-2012, 10:09 PM
Troll Whisperer === frazod?

Yes, I was mod abused and ran with it. :D

ghak99
08-26-2012, 10:10 PM
Troll Whisperer === frazod?

:clap:

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 10:10 PM
Troll Whisperer === frazod?

Yes. Mouse over his username.

BigMeatballDave
08-26-2012, 10:10 PM
Troll whisperer LMAO

Ceej
08-26-2012, 10:10 PM
Yes, I was mod abused and ran with it. :D

If so, the name change ain't half bad!

Ceej
08-26-2012, 10:11 PM
Yes. Mouse over his username.

I know.

Currently on my phone.

n00b.

Frazod
08-26-2012, 10:11 PM
If so, the name change ain't half bad!

Yeah, I might actually keep it for a while. :D

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 10:12 PM
I'm only one generation out from the cornfields of Iowa.

I'm not even a generation removed from the wheat fields and cow pastures of Kansas and now I'm surrounded by the cornfields of Illinois. I'm not redneck enough for my life.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 10:13 PM
I know.

Currently on my phone.

n00b.

Oh. No way of knowing that since you apparently don't use tapatalk.

n00b.

BigMeatballDave
08-26-2012, 10:14 PM
Wow almost 80,000 posts on here. Must not have much of a life huh? lol

He's been here 12 yrs, dumbass.

Ceej
08-26-2012, 10:14 PM
Oh. No way of knowing that since you apparently don't use tapatalk.

n00b.

Tapatalk is for bitches, n00b.

Frazod
08-26-2012, 10:14 PM
He's been here 12 yrs, dumbass.

I also don't sleep much.

Ceej
08-26-2012, 10:17 PM
I also don't sleep much.

Because you're too busy troll whispering?

you seem like more of a shouter.

I think Troll Shouter is more appropriate.

luv
08-26-2012, 10:19 PM
Tapatalk is for bitches, n00b.

Turn your rep on, punk. :p

Ceej
08-26-2012, 10:21 PM
Turn your rep on, punk. :p

Internet rep?

Also for bitches.

JASONSAUTO
08-26-2012, 10:21 PM
I understand what a lot of you are getting at in regards to hunting but wtf. Who actually eats deer????

Most hunters just kill deer for the sake of killing them. Thats bullshit.

At least when cows or chickens are killed, they are eaten.

I really dont have a problem with fishing really but its still kinda redneck to waste your whole day out there in a lake lol
Raises hand. And I love it
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Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 10:23 PM
Turn your rep on, punk. :p

I was about to ask him to do the same thing so I could give him some boring rep.

luv
08-26-2012, 10:25 PM
I understand what a lot of you are getting at in regards to hunting but wtf. Who actually eats deer????

Most hunters just kill deer for the sake of killing them. Thats bullshit.

At least when cows or chickens are killed, they are eaten.

I really dont have a problem with fishing really but its still kinda redneck to waste your whole day out there in a lake lol

You do know there's a difference between being a redneck and being an outdoors man, right?

You've never had deer meat? You're missing out. And, uh, I may not know that many hunters, but everyone I know that hunts, even though they do it mostly for sport, always take advantage of the meat, regardless of whatever they're hunting. Bacon wrapped pheasant is awesome.

luv
08-26-2012, 10:26 PM
Internet rep?

Also for bitches.

Well, I'm a bitch, so....

Bwana
08-26-2012, 10:39 PM
Teach them to go to the supermarket/grocery store to pick up food. No need to kill a poor defenseless deer

What the fuck are you, some kind of lowlife douche bag PETA member?

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 10:41 PM
What the **** are you, some kind of lowlife douche bag PETA member?

Lowlife, douchebag troll I'm guessing.

luv
08-26-2012, 10:42 PM
What the **** are you, some kind of lowlife douche bag PETA member?

Or someone that prefers processed food and mass produced meat.

rockymtnchief
08-26-2012, 10:43 PM
What the fuck are you, some kind of lowlife douche bag PETA member?

http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/magic-8-ball-yes.jpg

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 10:44 PM
Hi luv.

Just trying.

GloryDayz
08-26-2012, 10:46 PM
What the **** are you, some kind of lowlife douche bag PETA member?

Welp (LOL if that's not some sort of redneck!!!) I used to hunt - in the jungle - these days I let others get it done, I hunt in the back isle of the Hy-Vee. I love that y'all (more hickness/gritness!!) have fun, but my days of that are done. I just fish, give the fish to somebody who wants it (I like talapia and can't seem to catch it around KC or the east coast), and then I get angus beef on the way home. But I'm no hater....

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 10:48 PM
Welp (LOL if that's not some sort of redneck!!!) I used to hunt - in the jungle - these days I let others get it done, I hunt in the back isle of the Hy-Vee. I love that y'all (more hickness/gritness!!) have fun, but my days of that are done. I just fish, give the fish to somebody who wants it (I like talapia and can't seem to catch it around KC or the east coast), and then I get angus beef on the way home. But I'm no hater....

It doesn't matter what you do, what you believe in or what you stand for irl because you have the greatest avatar on CP.

Sucky
08-26-2012, 10:52 PM
You do know there's a difference between being a redneck and being an outdoors man, right?

You've never had deer meat? You're missing out. And, uh, I may not know that many hunters, but everyone I know that hunts, even though they do it mostly for sport, always take advantage of the meat, regardless of whatever they're hunting. Bacon wrapped pheasant is awesome.

Never had deer meat and NEVER will. Doesnt appeal to me at all.

And I'm still correct that there are a lot of rednecks that post on here. They can call themselves "outdoorsmans" and all that other bs but the fact is when it comes down to it...they might be a redneck. Probably fans of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour as well lol.

Sucky
08-26-2012, 10:53 PM
Or someone that prefers processed food and mass produced meat.

Ever heard of fruits and vegetables??? I'm a big fan of those. But I guess its just not manly to eat those according to some of you.

Sucky
08-26-2012, 10:54 PM
What the **** are you, some kind of lowlife douche bag PETA member?
Yes, I support PETA
Not a member however.

Bwana
08-26-2012, 10:54 PM
Yes, I support PETA
Not a member however.

Shocking

Planetman
08-26-2012, 10:55 PM
Ever heard of fruits and vegetables??? I'm a big fan of those. But I guess its just not manly to eat those according to some of you.
Uncool to take shots at someone who's busted her ass to drop a lot of weight. Pretty sure she knows how to eat healthy.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 10:57 PM
Ok if Nucky is indeed trolling he's taking it to a whole new level. I'm going to pretend he's that good at it.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 11:01 PM
Never had deer meat and NEVER will. Doesnt appeal to me at all.

And I'm still correct that there are a lot of rednecks that post on here. They can call themselves "outdoorsmans" and all that other bs but the fact is when it comes down to it...they might be a redneck. Probably fans of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour as well lol.

If someone ever serves it to you without you knowing it's deer... well you won't know much difference and I'll bet you like it if you like pork sausage at all.

Pigs, cattle, sheep... all OK to eat because you can buy them at Hy-Vee. Oh wait... you can buy venison too.

Sucky
08-26-2012, 11:03 PM
Uncool to take shots at someone who's busted her ass to drop a lot of weight. Pretty sure she knows how to eat healthy.

How in the flying fuck was I supposed to know that?

NJChiefsFan
08-26-2012, 11:05 PM
How in the flying **** was I supposed to know that?

Could have taken a look at the banner below her post.

Planetman
08-26-2012, 11:08 PM
How in the flying **** was I supposed to know that?
Post more. Troll less.

Planetman
08-26-2012, 11:08 PM
Could have taken a look at the banner below her post.
That too, unless he has sigs turned off.

Sucky
08-26-2012, 11:09 PM
Could have taken a look at the banner below her post.

Oh get over it. I didnt know

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 11:11 PM
I doubt luv took offense. She's a grown woman who has been submitted to much worse here. I have no doubt she just shrugs it off now more often than not.

NJChiefsFan
08-26-2012, 11:12 PM
Oh get over it. I didnt know

You are the one cursing here. Not sure what I need to get over, you asked how you could know.

Planetman
08-26-2012, 11:14 PM
I doubt luv took offense. She's a grown woman who has been submitted to much worse here. I have no doubt she just shrugs it off now more often than not.
Color me the White Knight, I suppose. I'm taking my sword and going to bed.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 11:19 PM
Color me the White Knight, I suppose. I'm taking my sword and going to bed.

Wasn't saying that at all. Just don't think luv is uber-sensitive to it anymore. Just the feeling I get.

LVNHACK
08-26-2012, 11:20 PM
I prefer the term..............Cracker over Redneck....

GloryDayz
08-26-2012, 11:23 PM
It doesn't matter what you do, what you believe in or what you stand for irl because you have the greatest avatar on CP.

That's why I love reading my own posts, God she's awesome! She needs me! And the cat's cool too!

Planetman
08-26-2012, 11:23 PM
Wasn't saying that at all. Just don't think luv is uber-sensitive to it anymore. Just the feeling I get.
I wasn't accusing you of it but now I'm pissed off that I had to get out of my bed to answer the charges. :p

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 11:26 PM
That's why I love reading my own posts, God she's awesome! She needs me! And the cat's cool too!

Don't suppose you could give us her name... ya know... for google purposes.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 11:28 PM
I wasn't accusing you of it but now I'm pissed off that I had to get out of my bed to answer the charges. :p

Put the damn phone down and go to sleep, you have to work in the morning! I mean later today!

GloryDayz
08-26-2012, 11:29 PM
I got her on Google Images... No clue her name, I just know she loves me, needs me, and will stay in that same position for as long as ask... Better than a wife! Ha!!!!!!!!

Tombstone RJ
08-26-2012, 11:30 PM
Redneck test -

Duct tape or Duck tape?

:hmmm:

I thought they were the same thing?

GloryDayz
08-26-2012, 11:30 PM
Put the damn phone down and go to sleep, you have to work in the morning! I mean later today!

LOL... I'm dealing with a Cisco problem!! I wish i could put down the phone... GD TAC!

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 11:30 PM
I got her on Google Images... No clue her name, I just know she loves me, needs me, and will stay in that same position for as long as ask... Better than a wife! Ha!!!!!!!!

Fail.

That said I want to eat breakfast off that ass.

GloryDayz
08-26-2012, 11:32 PM
Fail.

That said I want to eat breakfast off that ass.

"Off that ass"?? LOL, that ass would be breakfast!

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 11:32 PM
LOL... I'm dealing with a Cisco problem!! I wish i could put down the phone... GD TAC!

That's great... but I was talking to Planetman.

You're lost in your avy again aren't you.....

Planetman
08-26-2012, 11:33 PM
Put the damn phone down and go to sleep, you have to work in the morning! I mean later today!
*sigh* OK, Mom.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 11:33 PM
"Off that ass"?? LOL, that ass would be breakfast!

Appetizer young man... foreplay...

GloryDayz
08-26-2012, 11:34 PM
That's great... but I was talking to Planetman.

You're lost in your avy again aren't you.....

Is that a fault, really? Yes, yes I am!

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 11:34 PM
*sigh* OK, Mom.

You don't really want to go to bed. You want to keep posting.

GloryDayz
08-26-2012, 11:34 PM
Appetizer young man... foreplay...

At my age, anything past that appetizer is a trip to the ER! She'd kill me and I'd welcome it!

Bwana
08-26-2012, 11:36 PM
Put the damn phone down and go to sleep, you have to work in the morning! I mean later today!

I'm all over that one myself. In the spirit of "red neck," I will leave behind this fine cattle prod. Feel free to give PETA boy a jab or two if he keeps running his mouth. :hmmm:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Nb1QrEqd05M/T-Mhk7B90AI/AAAAAAAAANM/FjByP9KQ-q4/s1600/cattle_prod.jpg

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 11:36 PM
Is that a fault, really? Yes, yes I am!

Every time I see a post of yours I dream of taking a bite out of that.... oh and my sister used to live in Lee's Summit.

Those two things have absolutely nothing in common.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 11:37 PM
At my age, anything past that appetizer is a trip to the ER! She'd kill me and I'd welcome it!

At your age. I'm 43. I bet you're younger.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-26-2012, 11:40 PM
I'm all over that one myself. In the spirit of "red neck," I will leave behind this fine cattle prod. Feel free to give PETA boy a jab or two if he keeps running his mouth. :hmmm:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Nb1QrEqd05M/T-Mhk7B90AI/AAAAAAAAANM/FjByP9KQ-q4/s1600/cattle_prod.jpg

Do you work cattle? I may hit you up for a job in a year and a half if you do. You'll have a lot to teach me but I'm ready to leave the life I know behind for the life I want once kiddo goes off to college.

BWillie
08-27-2012, 12:18 AM
I understand what a lot of you are getting at in regards to hunting but wtf. Who actually eats deer????

Most hunters just kill deer for the sake of killing them. Thats bullshit.

At least when cows or chickens are killed, they are eaten.

I really dont have a problem with fishing really but its still kinda redneck to waste your whole day out there in a lake lol

Stop being an elitist acting asshole. You are intolerant of culture that is outside your small realm, we get it.

GloryDayz
08-27-2012, 12:22 AM
Every time I see a post of yours I dream of taking a bite out of that.... oh and my sister used to live in Lee's Summit.

Those two things have absolutely nothing in common.

Love it here.. Great place to have kids!!

GloryDayz
08-27-2012, 12:23 AM
At your age. I'm 43. I bet you're younger.

48 - yesterday... I just like to lift, so I feel 80 in the AM, and 30 at Noon! But not 2moro...thanks to F'n Cisco!

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-27-2012, 12:35 AM
Love it here.. Great place to have kids!!

She and her hubby loved it there but he got a better job within his company and they live just north of NYC now. Livin the high life.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-27-2012, 12:35 AM
48 - yesterday... I just like to lift, so I feel 80 in the AM, and 30 at Noon! But not 2moro...thanks to F'n Cisco!

Well belated happy bday then old man.

:D

Gonzo
08-27-2012, 01:10 AM
Ok, so Im going to throw together a quick recap of what we know about Wickednucky.

He, a liberal, PETA supporting, (possible) vegan that has an uninformed and ignorant view of a group of people. He does not understand this group of people, therefore he makes fun of them and groups the entire clan together into one small, ignorant cluster. "One small percentage shoots animals just to do it and drinks copious amounts of natty light, therefore they all do it."
That's like saying "I once saw an African American with gold teeth, an escalade and an Iverson jersey in the KFC drive thru, therefore theyre all like that!" "Let's come up with a broad generalistic slang name for them, too!" "I'm thinking Nagger, no wait, that's not right..."

Tell ya what, sparky. If you're not too scared of canceling a Saturday 'Manny-Pedi' appointment or the 'green tea treatment' at your local salon, why don't you slip your crocs on and come on out for a hunt with me and Bwana. We'll all get together in NW Nebraska for a nice, leisurely stroll in the woods. You think you could keep up with us for a few klicks?
Rough country up that way. We'll shoot a nice Elk, bless it, thank it and then I'll show you how to back-pack the field dress back to the truck.
By the way, we'll do this with my bow. You might wanna practice that for a little while before going out.
An Experienced bow shot can pop the bully at 40 steps with 7 arrows.
That should only take you a few years practice. We will be ready whenever you are, nuck-nuck.

You're native name shall be: 'Shines his Cuticles'
Congrats. You may change it once you get your first kill

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-27-2012, 01:29 AM
Ok, so Im going to throw together a quick recap of what we know about Wickednucky.

He, a liberal, PETA supporting, (possible) vegan that has an uninformed and ignorant view of a group of people. He does not understand this group of people, therefore he makes fun of them and groups the entire clan together into one small, ignorant cluster. "One small percentage shoots animals just to do it and drinks copious amounts of natty light, therefore they all do it."
That's like saying "I once saw an African American with gold teeth, an escalade and an Iverson jersey in the KFC drive thru, therefore theyre all like that!" "Let's come up with a broad generalistic slang name for them, too!" "I'm thinking Nagger, no wait, that's not right..."

Tell ya what, sparky. If you're not too scared of canceling a Saturday 'Manny-Pedi' appointment or the 'green tea treatment' at your local salon, why don't you slip your crocs on and come on out for a hunt with me and Bwana. We'll all get together in NW Nebraska for a nice, leisurely stroll in the woods. You think you could keep up with us for a few klicks?
Rough country up that way. We'll shoot a nice Elk, bless it, thank it and then I'll show you how to back-pack the field dress back to the truck.
By the way, we'll do this with my bow. You might wanna practice that for a little while before going out.
An Experienced bow shot can pop the bully at 40 steps with 7 arrows.
That should only take you a few years practice. We will be ready whenever you are, nuck-nuck.

You're native name shall be: 'Shines his Cuticles'
Congrats. You may change it once you get your first kill

I'd like to do that with you guys some time but I won't pretend I could keep up. You'd have to show a n00b the ropes and be patient.

Gonzo
08-27-2012, 01:53 AM
I'd like to do that with you guys some time but I won't pretend I could keep up. You'd have to show a n00b the ropes and be patient.

That would be fine by me. I doubt I'd have to leave you 'in the rear with the gear.' gotta tell you, once the tailgate drops, the bullshit stops.
By the end of the day, you're knees, ankles, back and feet are screaming. You are entering a levels of exhaustion hardly experienced my the human race. However, you'll never feel better in your life come around 8:00 pm, sitting in front of a fire, watching football while scratching the bird dog that did her job better than any employee you ever had. She's exhausted too but would get up, stretch those muscles and do it all again the next day... Why? Because its her fucking job and she loves doing it for you, that's why.

Chief_For_Life58
08-27-2012, 01:56 AM
I think you should only be allowed on this KANSAS CITY CHIEFS board if you have your hunting permit

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-27-2012, 01:56 AM
That would be fine by me. I doubt I'd have to leave you 'in the rear with the gear.' gotta tell you, once the tailgate drops, the bullshit stops.
By the end of the day, you're knees, ankles, back and feet are screaming. You are entering a levels of exhaustion hardly experienced my the human race. However, you'll never feel better in your life come around 8:00 pm, sitting in front of a fire, watching football while scratching the bird dog that did her job better than any employee you ever had. She's exhausted too but would get up, stretch those muscles and do it all again the next day... Why? Because its her ****ing job and she loves doing it for you, that's why.

I grew up a farm kid and I've worked cattle many times... it's just been a while. I miss that kind of life.

Hunting... only a few times. I was never really my thing. But I'd try it again.

Chief_For_Life58
08-27-2012, 02:01 AM
nascars fucking fun. you need to go to a race. get some friends bring a shit ton of beer I mean like atleast a 30 per person, grill n tailgate before. good times. bring some ear protection. this goes for top fuel races too. go hit up topeka heartland.

and if you dont like wrestling, youre gay. go join theater class n root for the broncos

DaneMcCloud
08-27-2012, 02:03 AM
nascars fucking fun. you need to go to a race. get some friends bring a shit ton of beer I mean like atleast a 30 per person, grill n tailgate before. good times. bring some ear protection. this goes for top fuel races too. go hit up topeka heartland.

and if you dont like wrestling, youre gay. go join theater class n root for the broncos

Fuck yeah, Broseph!

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-27-2012, 02:04 AM
nascars ****ing fun. you need to go to a race. get some friends bring a shit ton of beer I mean like atleast a 30 per person, grill n tailgate before. good times. bring some ear protection. this goes for top fuel races too. go hit up topeka heartland.

and if you dont like wrestling, youre gay. go join theater class n root for the broncos

Wrestling is actually kind of gay by definition, not to mention retarded.

No offense though.

johnny961
08-27-2012, 03:03 AM
I'm all over that one myself. In the spirit of "red neck," I will leave behind this fine cattle prod. Feel free to give PETA boy a jab or two if he keeps running his mouth. :hmmm:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Nb1QrEqd05M/T-Mhk7B90AI/AAAAAAAAANM/FjByP9KQ-q4/s1600/cattle_prod.jpg

Ouch! Getting hit by one of those things hurts like hell.

johnny961
08-27-2012, 03:10 AM
If you enjoy turning Prairie dogs inside out You might be a redneck
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Only been a few times. Its a blast though, want to go again someday. Does that make me a redneck??

blaise
08-27-2012, 04:45 AM
Note to self: Nucky is a moron.

La literatura
08-27-2012, 04:59 AM
Depends on your definition of Redneck. If you're talking about people that live in the country and do things that you do when you live in the country, probably.

But if you are talking about jackasses that are "country" because "country" is cool, meaning they drink beer and country cruise, and talk about how cool "trucks" (they're pickups people) are, probably not. Most people here are reasonable humans.

I love my truck. Okay, it's a pickup (2001 Chevy S-10). I love it, though. It's my dream vehicle.

LVNHACK
08-27-2012, 04:59 AM
I think you should only be allowed on this KANSAS CITY CHIEFS board if you have your hunting permit

Hunting explosives count ?

Nzoner
08-27-2012, 05:22 AM
Now..

NASCAR on the other hand....

ABSO****INGLUTELY

Aries Walker
08-27-2012, 05:38 AM
I had no idea there was such festering hatred here for suburbanites like me.

ILChief
08-27-2012, 06:06 AM
Check DC

Bwana
08-27-2012, 06:49 AM
Check DC

Ewwww, or don't.

tooge
08-27-2012, 07:26 AM
Do you chew? Do you have a set of plastic balls hanging from the hitch on your truck? A window sticker of Calvin pissing on something? Do you wear flannel year-round?

No to the chew, plastic balls, or window sticker. I do have a truck, and I do wear flannel once it gets cool.