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Frankie
08-27-2012, 11:08 PM
Only the CP's most frequently used word can describe this guy.

Man killed while trying to create Bigfoot sighting

KALISPELL, Mont. (AP) — A man dressed in a military-style "ghillie" suit and apparently trying to provoke reports of a Bigfoot sighting in northwest Montana was struck by two cars and killed, authorities said.

The man was standing in the right-hand lane of U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell on Sunday night when he was hit by the first car, according to the Montana Highway Patrol. A second car hit the man as he lay in the roadway, authorities said.

Flathead County officials identified the man as Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell. Trooper Jim Schneider said motives were ascertained during interviews with friends, and alcohol may have been a factor but investigators were awaiting tests.

"He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting," Schneider told the Daily Inter Lake (http://bit.ly/PWJvA5) on Monday. "You can't make it up. I haven't seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him."

Ghillie suits are a type of full-body clothing made to resemble heavy foliage and used to camouflage military snipers.

"He probably would not have been very easy to see at all," Schneider told KECI-TV (http://bit.ly/PkdWMO ).

Tenley was struck by vehicles driven by two girls, ages 15 and 17, who were unable to stop in time, authorities said.


http://news.yahoo.com/man-killed-while-trying-create-bigfoot-sighting-011359520.html

blaise
08-27-2012, 11:09 PM
Oh, Frankie. We're trying to work with you here, but you have to meet us halfway.

KCtotheSB
08-27-2012, 11:10 PM
I've always wanted to do this.

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9bwPYjKNVNyDDKcm1ztu611YvJUjWa4eEMF8OAFsWZwpy0ZqS

Fish
08-27-2012, 11:10 PM
Your mother is a repost.

crazycoffey
08-27-2012, 11:11 PM
Shit, we never should have let clay stop posting....

Rain Man
08-27-2012, 11:11 PM
I saw this thread before, but it was deep in the woods and my camera was shaky, so I can't provide a link.

BIG_DADDY
08-27-2012, 11:13 PM
Thread title says it all. Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the woods.

Frankie
08-27-2012, 11:14 PM
Oh, Frankie. We're trying to work with you here, but you have to meet us halfway.
LOL, I can swear I looked at the front page of thread titles and must have looked right over it. You guys have to admit, my titling of it is more intriguing.

Well it's late at night and the news just popped on yahoo. Be happy you goy two threads to chose from, lucky dogs. I'm off to bed. :D

milkman
08-27-2012, 11:14 PM
Darwin award candidate creates repost.

blaise
08-27-2012, 11:14 PM
I just remembered that Harry and the Hendersons actually happened.

ClevelandBronco
08-27-2012, 11:15 PM
Seriously? So soon after the first guy was killed doing it?

BIG_DADDY
08-27-2012, 11:16 PM
LOL, I can swear I looked at the front page of thread titles and must have looked right over it. You guys have to admit, my titling of it is more intriguing.

At least he died without paint in his driveway.

mikey23545
08-27-2012, 11:17 PM
This thread is breaking apart in midair.

listopencil
08-27-2012, 11:18 PM
Seriously? So soon after the first guy was killed doing it?

I predict a rash of copycat fake Bigfoot hoaxers now.

TinyEvel
08-27-2012, 11:18 PM
.

Rain Man
08-27-2012, 11:19 PM
Seriously? So soon after the first guy was killed doing it?

It was obviously a copysasquatch killer.

milkman
08-27-2012, 11:23 PM
At least he died without paint in his driveway.

This thread is breaking apart in midair.

So, if this guy jumped trying to avoid the first vehicle, he was broken apart in mid air, and his blood painted the roadway.

Frankie
08-27-2012, 11:25 PM
I predict a rash of copycat fake Bigfoot hoaxers now.

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Joe Seahawk
08-27-2012, 11:26 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtEDaU3RweZf94sK2UXtp4mZk0iXtk-713ZMhC4Obte1zCHhiy

Frankie
08-27-2012, 11:28 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtEDaU3RweZf94sK2UXtp4mZk0iXtk-713ZMhC4Obte1zCHhiy

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Frankie
08-27-2012, 11:30 PM
Oh hell, I'm gonna haul my hairy ass to bed. You guys just missed a chance to kiss it. Enjoy the dual thread, my subjects.

BIG_DADDY
08-27-2012, 11:31 PM
So, if this guy jumped trying to avoid the first vehicle, he was broken apart in mid air, and his blood painted the roadway.

Then Frankie would have something to shoot for? :shrug:

The real question is if he pulled that off would he still get his 7 virgins and would his mother be one of them considering he was obviously a by product of the immaculant conception.

Joe Seahawk
08-27-2012, 11:32 PM
?

I dunno... I googled Arabic Q :shrug:

KChiefer
08-27-2012, 11:35 PM
This story's BANANAS!!!

crazycoffey
08-28-2012, 12:31 AM
.

some dork posted this on his facebook the other day....

Fairplay
08-28-2012, 12:36 AM
Oh hell, I'm gonna haul my hairy ass to bed. You guys just missed a chance to kiss it. Enjoy the dual thread, my subjects.



Fajr comes pretty early in the morning dude.

NJChiefsFan
08-28-2012, 01:24 AM
I dunno... I googled Arabic Q :shrug:

So then you actually did know what it was.

KC Tattoo
08-28-2012, 02:44 AM
http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii574/KCTattoo58/tumblr_m3qrakCY4h1rpsgpwo1_5001.gif

Fairplay
08-28-2012, 02:49 AM
<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3MV1cjTvVkk?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KC Tattoo
08-28-2012, 03:06 AM
Sasquatch is real
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Q_I-oIq5nhs?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

True story. nsfw language

JD10367
08-28-2012, 06:22 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6MAE7.png

Hog Farmer
08-28-2012, 06:44 AM
I just checked my IQ and it's well over 200 now !

Ben N 58men
08-28-2012, 06:49 AM
Cars? Thought it was by pitbulls.

T-post Tom
08-28-2012, 06:56 AM
"Flathead County" Apt?

Sofa King
08-28-2012, 07:15 AM
http://www.cinemaspy.com/img/user/judi-dench-m-bond_250.jpg