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petegz28
08-30-2012, 09:01 PM
@adamteicher

Was in the chiefs locker room taking a leak. Heard someone grunting in one of the stalls. Smell was nauseating. DJ finally emerged from the stall

|Zach|
08-30-2012, 09:02 PM
You're acting out sort of like children do.

petegz28
08-30-2012, 09:02 PM
You're acting out sort of like children do.

Just having a little fun before the long weekend....o:-)

Chocolate Hog
08-30-2012, 09:05 PM
Fake thread

DaFace
08-30-2012, 09:06 PM
If this wasn't so dumb, this thread could be bannable.

petegz28
08-30-2012, 09:07 PM
If this wasn't so dumb, this thread could be bannable.

I know, I am pushing it. Just having fun with all the peeps freaking out.

Coach
08-30-2012, 09:09 PM
In before lock, please.

cabletech94
08-30-2012, 09:16 PM
If this wasn't so dumb, this thread could be bannable.

well, dj COULD have hammerhoids. it's possible. might even be significant. o:-)

MahiMike
08-30-2012, 09:17 PM
George Brett dislikes this thread.

Pablo
08-30-2012, 09:21 PM
Terrible thread is terrible.

Baconeater
08-30-2012, 09:23 PM
What. The. Fuck.

Planetman
08-30-2012, 09:23 PM
2012 winner of the worst parody thread. Jesus ...

Ace Gunner
08-30-2012, 09:24 PM
I hate cinnamon in anything.

Planetman
08-30-2012, 09:29 PM
I hate cinnamon in anything.
Can I have your cinnamon toast?

Dave Lane
08-30-2012, 09:31 PM
Pete with the worse parody thread in history. Any one surprised? Didn't think so.

Ace Gunner
08-30-2012, 09:34 PM
Can I have your cinnamon toast?

Yes. But I don't have any.

Planetman
08-30-2012, 09:40 PM
Yes. But I don't have any.
Can I have your box of cinnamon toast crunch instead?

Coach
08-30-2012, 09:41 PM
Goddammit, just give him your damned Cinnamon sticks from Domino's, already!!!!

:cuss:

threebag02
08-31-2012, 01:32 AM
2012 winner of the worst parody thread. Jesus ...

Dont move so fast he still has a few months of posting and we havent seen his best yet

DaneMcCloud
08-31-2012, 01:35 AM
You're a fucking idiot, Pete.

nstygma
08-31-2012, 04:03 AM
Pete sure knows his shit

http://www.fannydoctor.com/pamph01.html
Everyone has Hemorrhoids
It's a little known but true fact - almost everyone has hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids play a crucial role in normal elimination. Hemorrhoids can sometimes be a serious and troublesome condition when the veins in the rectum or anal area become dilated. Hemorrhoidal discomfort can affect anyone, regardless of age or overall physical condition, from teenagers to the elderly.

Mugalug
08-31-2012, 01:48 PM
The hole truth.

bevischief
08-31-2012, 02:59 PM
cinnamon works great on hemorrhoids...

Braincase
08-31-2012, 04:26 PM
Double-tapered. FTMFW.

keg in kc
08-31-2012, 04:27 PM
This deserves banning just for sheer stupidity.

BoneKrusher
08-31-2012, 04:29 PM
give him some Preparation H.

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-31-2012, 04:30 PM
Still beats the original spankulation

Stinger
08-31-2012, 04:34 PM
This deserves banning just for sheer stupidity.

If this were a rule would it would eliminate 3/4 of what goes on here.

bevischief
08-31-2012, 04:35 PM
then the dwarfs

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-31-2012, 04:37 PM
then the dwarfs

ROFL

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-31-2012, 04:37 PM
popped the roids

bevischief
08-31-2012, 04:57 PM
then left "presents"

keg in kc
08-31-2012, 05:57 PM
If this were a rule would it would eliminate 3/4 of what goes on here.And that would be a bad thing?

petegz28
08-31-2012, 06:02 PM
then left "presents"

on the throne

bevischief
08-31-2012, 06:08 PM
and candy wrappers

BoneKrusher
08-31-2012, 07:07 PM
then the dwarfs

LMAO
oops wrong thread.

Strongside
08-31-2012, 07:08 PM
Is this going to keep him out week 1? I don't care if he's bleeding through his pants...he'd better be out there.

BoneKrusher
08-31-2012, 07:13 PM
Is this going to keep him out week 1? I don't care if he's bleeding through his pants...he'd better be out there.

awesome sig and avatar dude.

bevischief
08-31-2012, 07:15 PM
Is this going to keep him out week 1? I don't care if he's bleeding through his pants...he'd better be out there.

They make depends in his size...

acesn8s
08-31-2012, 07:23 PM
Roid rage

bevischief
08-31-2012, 07:27 PM
Damn midgets...

Fairplay
09-01-2012, 12:40 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Zlo6y.jpg

Jiu Jitsu Jon
09-01-2012, 01:07 AM
Tamba Hali hooked me up with some righteous bud. Walgreens on 39th and Broadway.

He said "look at this trick-ass mark with his Gannon jersey, sheeet."

I said "What up sucker MC? Are you going to hook me up or just stand there like a bitch-azz nigga?"

bevischief
09-01-2012, 04:57 AM
Butt plug.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-01-2012, 05:04 AM
Tamba Hali hooked me up with some righteous bud. Walgreens on 39th and Broadway.

He said "look at this trick-ass mark with his Gannon jersey, sheeet."

I said "What up sucker MC? Are you going to hook me up or just stand there like a bitch-azz ****a?"

:spock:

Jiu Jitsu Jon
09-03-2012, 12:00 AM
:spock:

Now that ain't no way to act. I was gonna tell you my story about going to the titty bar with Jason Campbell and Rolondo McClain, but now I don't wanna. Rolondo pulled a gun on the stripper and she gave him money.

Caseyguyrr
09-03-2012, 12:44 AM
Butt plug.
butt bong