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Dave Lane
08-30-2012, 09:47 PM
I think we all know who did this just look at the description:

Turns out "Tebowing" is lame on and off the field.

Police in Pennsylvania are looking for a man who stopped his car specifically to push 17-year-old Josh Ehrenberg off a lawnmower, and then taunt him with the "prayer" move made famous by former Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow.

The scene unfolded on Ehrenberg's Shenango Township lawn as he was cutting the grass on Monday morning, The Smoking Gun reports.

A driver who was "male, bald, and wearing glasses" allegedly stopped his Jeep, got out and "knocked the juvenile off the lawn mower and assaulted him in the front yard of the residence," apparently at random, according to a police report obtained by the website.

"He clotheslined me off the tractor, and [it] landed on me," Ehrenberg told reporters. "And did a Tim Tebow before he left, and got back in his car and drove away."

Officers described the Tebow move as "stopping and kneeling down as if in prayer (a 'Tebow')," Deadspin reports.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/30/tim-tebow-assault-josh-ehrenberg-pushed-off-lawnmower_n_1843621.html

ghak99
08-30-2012, 09:49 PM
ROFL

Bet he blows the grass the right way next time.

Coach
08-30-2012, 09:50 PM
Oh wow. LMAO

Lumpy
08-30-2012, 09:57 PM
ROFL

Phobia
08-30-2012, 09:59 PM
Pretty good one.

cdcox
08-30-2012, 10:00 PM
Misleading thread title reported.

kcmaxwell
08-30-2012, 11:42 PM
How will this effect the Bash? I was really looking forward to that... Bummer.

Dartgod
08-31-2012, 06:15 AM
A driver who was "male, bald, and wearing glasses" ...
Yes, officer. This is the man who assaulted me.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=3&pictureid=5

Nzoner
08-31-2012, 06:30 AM
LMAO

Nicely done Dave

Dartgod
08-31-2012, 06:32 AM
LMAO

Nicely done Dave

I immediately thought of that picture when I read his post. Luckily for me, you had it posted in one of your albums.

ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
08-31-2012, 06:33 AM
LMAO Now that's fuckin funny!

bevischief
08-31-2012, 06:38 AM
ROFL

Dave Lane
08-31-2012, 09:43 AM
I immediately thought of that picture when I read his post. Luckily for me, you had it posted in one of your albums.

ROFL

Yeah I read it and had to look back again to see what city it was. If it had said St. Joe I might not have posted it :)

Lzen
08-31-2012, 10:06 AM
ROFL

Nice cross thread humor.

Rausch
08-31-2012, 10:07 AM
Nice.

gblowfish
08-31-2012, 12:16 PM
Bring him in for a look!

whoman69
08-31-2012, 02:26 PM
What a Christian thing to do. Would he have Tebowed if the mower had cut the guy's leg off. He probably would have sued the driver if he had gotten hurt himself.

Dave Lane
08-31-2012, 06:15 PM
What a Christian thing to do. Would he have Tebowed if the mower had cut the guy's leg off. He probably would have sued the driver if he had gotten hurt himself.

Yeah but the dude had a Jeep. Probably brand new! ROFL

chasedude
08-31-2012, 06:18 PM
LMAO

Truly, I wish Tebow was just go AWAY!