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Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 11:59 AM
1:10 Start. It is hot as dick out here in left field cheap seats. I attempted to get a girls number but she said I was too old. I am going to book Josh Hamilton into a relapse.

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 12:03 PM
There is 12000 here and still I heard a loud "home of the chiefs"

stonedstooge
09-03-2012, 12:04 PM
Demon for the win today. I likey

Bowser
09-03-2012, 12:04 PM
Dri-Duck seats FTW.

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 12:06 PM
already saw a slide I would throw a bone in. She looks like she has aids. Probably from an old Josh Hamilton needle.

Bowser
09-03-2012, 12:06 PM
already saw a slide I would throw a bone in. She looks like she has aids. Probably from an old Josh Hamilton needle.

LMAO

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 12:09 PM
There is a fat lady next to me eating nachos of some sort. She has lettace in her greedy bangs. She wants Garth Brooks D so bad her fupa looks like the WI kiki wipeout at oceans of fun

stonedstooge
09-03-2012, 12:12 PM
Give Joel a cockpunch from his friends at ChiefsPlanet if he comes around

stonedstooge
09-03-2012, 12:13 PM
LoCain w00t

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 12:14 PM
Cain just had a great catch the lady behind me just asked about how her husbands nachos tasted cause she is on a diet. She is fat as shit I all give her until the third until she data a waffle cone

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 12:15 PM
Hamilton just went to the clubhouse to call his sponsor on how to handle the emotions on that strike out

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 12:21 PM
I thought. This girls pussy couldn't get more wet than than the site of Garth brooks but then Alex Gordon music came on. It was Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme from WWF ladies and gentleman we have a squirter

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 12:22 PM
Black guy just rooted for Hot Sauce to win the hot dog race.

stonedstooge
09-03-2012, 12:23 PM
I thought. This girls pussy couldn't get more wet than than the site of Garth brooks but then Alex Gordon music came on. It was Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme from WWF ladies and gentleman we have a squirter LMAO

SPchief
09-03-2012, 12:23 PM
Demon for the game thread win

Ceej
09-03-2012, 12:23 PM
There is a fat lady next to me eating nachos of some sort. She has lettace in her greedy bangs. She wants Garth Brooks D so bad her fupa looks like the WI kiki wipeout at oceans of fun

FUPAs make great pillows.

Bowser
09-03-2012, 12:25 PM
Black guy just rooted for Hot Sauce to win the hot dog race.

http://chuckcurrie.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c5f6253ef0133f367d008970b-800wi

stonedstooge
09-03-2012, 12:31 PM
**** 3-0 Texas

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 12:31 PM
Hot brunette walked past me and I yelled woooo as Soto just parked one.

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 12:33 PM
Wind is blowing out ball should carry well.

Bowser
09-03-2012, 01:14 PM
Penz must have hooked up with a chick. It's been 45 minutes since the last update.

stonedstooge
09-03-2012, 01:30 PM
Chen gives up 4 gopher balls so far. 6-0

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 01:34 PM
I was talking to rangers fans out here in left. I asked them how many times did Nolan Ryan hot robin Ventura.

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 01:35 PM
Hosmer sucks this year. JT Snow II

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 01:46 PM
Aweful play in right.

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 01:47 PM
Aweful play in left

stonedstooge
09-03-2012, 01:48 PM
Royals score 3 in the 6th. 6-3

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 01:48 PM
Hardest ball hit is an out

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-03-2012, 02:07 PM
1:10 Start. It is hot as dick out here in left field cheap seats. I attempted to get a girls number but she said I was too old. I am going to book Josh Hamilton into a relapse.

So dick is hot in your world. Hey man I don't judge.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-03-2012, 02:09 PM
Hamilton just went to the clubhouse to call his sponsor on how to handle the emotions on that strike out

That one brought the lawlz

stonedstooge
09-03-2012, 02:28 PM
typical for Leadhead Ned, should have done the paybacks back when the Royals were still in the hunt

tmw4h5
09-03-2012, 02:29 PM
lololol, Ryan called him a crybaby.

stonedstooge
09-03-2012, 02:30 PM
Bring in Herrera and hit another one

Al Bundy
09-03-2012, 02:31 PM
Coleman and the Royaltards just got owned hard by the Rangers.

Shogun
09-03-2012, 02:31 PM
Bring in Herrera and hit another one

let one of em take a 102 mph fastball to the head

gblowfish
09-03-2012, 02:32 PM
I agree. Bring in Herrera and drill the next guy. So what? He'll still be ready to pitch tomorrow.

Typical Royals fail. Drill a guy for being a hot dog, then give up a two run dinger on the next pitch.

Face Palm Bad.

gblowfish
09-03-2012, 02:32 PM
Let's see if they throw at one of our guys in the ninth. That could start a real baseball fight.

stonedstooge
09-03-2012, 02:37 PM
Let's see if they throw at one of our guys in the ninth. That could start a real baseball fight.

Hope they bring in Frenchy as a pinch hitter. He needs a shot to the head

stonedstooge
09-03-2012, 02:50 PM
Shit

Al Bundy
09-03-2012, 02:51 PM
The Rangers came in and punked the Royals today. Good job girls.

Zeke
09-03-2012, 02:53 PM
There has been a lot of people punking the royals for the past 10+ years, sir.

PunkinDrublic
09-03-2012, 03:12 PM
Glad we didn't give Darvish a perfect game. The way they talk about the Rangers down here, you'd think they'd won 10 WS titles. I can't wait to watch them choke in the postseason.

Demonpenz
09-03-2012, 03:12 PM
it would be nice if we retaliated against the rangers by getting outs and not giving baserunners to a team that crushes homeruns.

Shogun
09-03-2012, 03:13 PM
Glad we didn't give Darvish a perfect game. The way they talk about the Rangers down here, you'd think they'd won 10 WS titles. I can't wait to watch them choke in the postseason.

http://www.bloodyfists.net/forums/images/smilies/nolan2.gif

GloryDayz
09-03-2012, 03:14 PM
And these kids wonder why the city can't get behind them very much.. LOL!! You plunk a guy, then have the net doode go yard on you.. Sooooooo Royals!