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Deberg_1990
09-04-2012, 09:50 AM
In an effort to promote goodwill and remain slightly more positive as we head in to Sunday…..What in your opinion are the things Cassel does well? NO negatives allowed. What are the positives about the man?




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SNR
09-04-2012, 09:50 AM
He has a nice ass

Micjones
09-04-2012, 09:51 AM
Okay, can we just go back to Cassel-bashing? This thread is gay already.

Molitoth
09-04-2012, 09:51 AM
He's about as positive as HIV.

notorious
09-04-2012, 09:51 AM
This thread made me chuckle. That's good, right?

notorious
09-04-2012, 09:53 AM
LA Chieftan and New England fan circle jerk is imminent.

SNR
09-04-2012, 09:53 AM
Okay, can we just go back to Cassel-bashing because this thread is gay already.
What? Look at his ass some time. It looks nice. I'm trying to be a real fan here, damn it!

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-04-2012, 09:55 AM
He's had a great career.....for a 7th round draft pick.

Deberg_1990
09-04-2012, 09:55 AM
That's good, right?

Yes. Surely you can think of good one play the man has made.

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 09:55 AM
.

KC Tattoo
09-04-2012, 09:57 AM
I am *Positive* Matt Cassel sucks.

Scorp
09-04-2012, 09:57 AM
If there was a Hall of Fame for batted down balls and bubble screen passes he would be inducted.

the Talking Can
09-04-2012, 09:58 AM
he gives great head according to pioli

L.A. Chieffan
09-04-2012, 09:58 AM
Fuck Matt Cassell. What a loser. What the hell is wrong with you guys?

KC Tattoo
09-04-2012, 09:58 AM
Matt Cassel can test *Positive* for HIV get the AIDSTREE & die.

Sofa King
09-04-2012, 09:58 AM
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Setsuna
09-04-2012, 09:59 AM
He panics in the face of pressure or phantom pressure better than anyone QB I've ever seen since I've been born.

Guru
09-04-2012, 09:59 AM
I positively believe that Matt Cassel is NOT the future. Even on the day that we traded for him.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-04-2012, 10:00 AM
Matt Cassel adventure

notorious
09-04-2012, 10:01 AM
Yes. Surely you can think of good one play the man has made.

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Alright.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-04-2012, 10:02 AM
Cassel>SyFy original movies

notorious
09-04-2012, 10:02 AM
**** Matt Cassell. What a loser. What the hell is wrong with you guys?

Bizarro Chiefsplanet?!?!

notorious
09-04-2012, 10:03 AM
Cassel>SyFy original movies

I would call that a tie.







Ballbreaker. LMAO

Deberg_1990
09-04-2012, 10:03 AM
Alright.

Hell yea! Awesome play. The vision, timing, footwork…all excellent.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-04-2012, 10:05 AM
Cassel>Deberg threads :fire:

Sofa King
09-04-2012, 10:12 AM
Yes. Surely you can think of good one play the man has made.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7265934/kansas-city-chiefs-place-matt-cassel-injured-reserve

The Kansas City Chiefs have placed quarterback Matt Cassel on injured reserve with a hand injury, ending his season.



Best move he's ever made was the move to the IR

KCUnited
09-04-2012, 10:13 AM
He spreads the ball around. /crossbar

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 10:16 AM
trying my best to think of something positive.
his deeper passes looks like punts, maybe he could be added to the roster as an emergency punter?

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-04-2012, 10:17 AM
He can miss tossing a hat on his head like anyone I've ever seen

Count Alex's Losses
09-04-2012, 10:17 AM
Hell yea! Awesome play. The vision, timing, footwork…all excellent.

Is this a joke?

Cassel made one of the worst throws I've ever seen on that play.

Bowe had to make a highlight reel catch to snag it...and he was open by 10 yards.

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 10:19 AM
He can miss tossing a hat on his head like anyone I've ever seen

yeah, this is positive.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-04-2012, 10:19 AM
yeah, this is positive.

Helps keep his hairline from receding too fast ;)

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 10:20 AM
he does awesome TD celebrations.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-04-2012, 10:22 AM
Grades himself perfectly even when a busts his nut in under a minute.

Deberg_1990
09-04-2012, 10:23 AM
Is this a joke?

Cassel made one of the worst throws I've ever seen on that play.

Bowe had to make a highlight reel catch to snag it...and he was open by 10 yards.


Aww…..look who this thread brought out? Surely you Mr. “Videotape” with your hours and hours of footage can dig through and find some throw or play he made that was decent? I challenge you to find one good throw or highlight reel to put together for our viewing pleasure.

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 10:25 AM
Grades himself perfectly even when a busts his nut in under a minute.

yeah that's another quality asset.

loochy
09-04-2012, 10:26 AM
he tries hard?

QuikSsurfer
09-04-2012, 10:29 AM
Aww…..look who this thread brought out? Surely you Mr. “Videotape” with your hours and hours of footage can dig through and find some throw or play he made that was decent? I challenge you to find one good throw or highlight reel to put together for our viewing pleasure.

It's not worth it and who really gives a shit?

QuikSsurfer
09-04-2012, 10:29 AM
he tries hard?

lol -- that he does.

Sofa King
09-04-2012, 10:30 AM
Aww…..look who this thread brought out? Surely you Mr. “Videotape” with your hours and hours of footage can dig through and find some throw or play he made that was decent? I challenge you to find one good throw or highlight reel to put together for our viewing pleasure.

All of his highlights can be found under the Dwayne Bowe highlight reel under the "incredible circus catch" title.

Count Alex's Losses
09-04-2012, 10:30 AM
Aww…..look who this thread brought out? Surely you Mr. “Videotape” with your hours and hours of footage can dig through and find some throw or play he made that was decent? I challenge you to find one good throw or highlight reel to put together for our viewing pleasure.

Sure, I could.

Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

One of the best plays Matt has ever made.

But fuck him, fuck showing you or anyone else trying to be positive that play, and fuck this thread.

Count Alex's Losses
09-04-2012, 10:31 AM
Here's something positive about Matt Cassel.

He sucks so fucking hard he will get Pioli fired sooner rather than later.

Deberg_1990
09-04-2012, 10:33 AM
Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

One of the best plays Matt has ever made.



Thank you. I knew you could do it. This will be my new signature BTW. : )

The Iron Chief
09-04-2012, 10:33 AM
fo6u_0XahBc

Hey I'm trying too...its hard but I did enjoy this TD.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-04-2012, 10:34 AM
Threw a TD pass to McCluster that caused someone to disappear for awhile ;)

Predarat
09-04-2012, 10:34 AM
He was a decent backup in New England.

Reerun_KC
09-04-2012, 10:36 AM
This should bring out the crybabies

loochy
09-04-2012, 10:36 AM
one time he got a lot of yards in denver when we were losing like 80-0 or something

Agent V
09-04-2012, 10:38 AM
That was a fantastic throw and catch in the Halloween game. Too bad Jaws, Gruden, and that other guy were bickering like fucking children while it was happening.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-04-2012, 10:39 AM
That was a fantastic throw and catch in the Halloween game. Too bad Jaws, Gruden, and that other guy were bickering like fucking children while it was happening.

He could announce better than those 3 stooges. Another positive!!

Dave Lane
09-04-2012, 10:45 AM
If he has 30 seconds to make a decision to throw he's as good as Gannon.

Fish
09-04-2012, 10:45 AM
Cassel really elevates the play of Dustin Colquitt.

Dave Lane
09-04-2012, 10:46 AM
If the other team rushes absolutely no one its 3-4 seconds before he panics.

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 10:49 AM
one time, he made the pro bowl.

Fire Me Boy!
09-04-2012, 10:49 AM
No Cassel thread is complete without this:

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/3033732_o.gif

Fire Me Boy!
09-04-2012, 10:50 AM
He's better than Jamarcus Russel!

beach tribe
09-04-2012, 10:50 AM
PA is going to be Cassel's best friend, and he will pay above average because of it.

the Talking Can
09-04-2012, 10:50 AM
he hasn't given his wife his aids...

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 10:51 AM
No Cassel thread is complete without this:

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/3033732_o.gif

gotta love it.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-04-2012, 10:51 AM
Frequent bowel movements

QuikSsurfer
09-04-2012, 10:52 AM
No Cassel thread is complete without this:

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/3033732_o.gif

Wish that were the full clip -- I remember him looking up at the camera a few seconds after the miss.. it was both pathetic and sad.

Bump
09-04-2012, 10:57 AM
Cassel does a fantastic end zone celebration and can put on a hat with the best of them.

Molitoth
09-04-2012, 10:58 AM
Wish that were the full clip -- I remember him looking up at the camera a few seconds after the miss.. it was both pathetic and sad.

Same with the celebration fail gif.

It would be so much better if it had the rest of the celebration in it... where Cassel is on his knee's yelling at the sky and shaking his fists with a roar.

QuikSsurfer
09-04-2012, 10:59 AM
Same with the celebration fail gif.

It would be so much better if it had the rest of the celebration in it... where Cassel is on his knee's yelling at the sky and shaking his fists with a roar.

ROFL
Did that really happen? - please say yes
"I defy you stars!"

Reerun_KC
09-04-2012, 11:00 AM
Cassel is the only guy in the NFL that can make a handful of grown men bleed from their vagina's...

For that and all the help he gave the folks in Joplin, I applaud him.

bevischief
09-04-2012, 11:06 AM
His ass looked good in those Depends commercials.

Count Alex's Losses
09-04-2012, 11:08 AM
Wish that were the full clip -- I remember him looking up at the camera a few seconds after the miss.. it was both pathetic and sad.

http://i.imgur.com/5aX1g.gif

QuikSsurfer
09-04-2012, 11:16 AM
http://i.imgur.com/5aX1g.gif

ROFL

Thanks.

Setsuna
09-04-2012, 11:50 AM
No Cassel thread is complete without this:

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/3033732_o.gif

ROFL. Why didn't he just pick it up?? LMAO :banghead:

HemiEd
09-04-2012, 11:53 AM
LA Chieftan and New England fan circle jerk is imminent.

I am betting that before I read past this post, Pawnmower ends up as the pivot man.

HemiEd
09-04-2012, 11:58 AM
he does awesome TD celebrations.

LMAO Yeah, ok. He makes us all so proud to watch him each time. Something new to laugh about comes out of each one.

Baby Lee
09-04-2012, 12:00 PM
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Baby Lee
09-04-2012, 12:00 PM
I am betting that before I read past this post, Pawnmower ends up as the pivot man.

The 'Lucky Pierre' is now the Lucky Pawnmower

HemiEd
09-04-2012, 12:02 PM
The 'Lucky Pierre' is now the Lucky Pawnmower

Heh, missed on that one! :)

Chiefspants
09-04-2012, 12:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5aX1g.gif

ROFL, the gif that had "deal with it" attached to end of it was my favorite gif of 2011.

Art Vader
09-04-2012, 12:37 PM
Matt Cassel gives mediocre people in society hope that their dreams can come true even though they're obviously not good enough and shouldn't be trusted with such rare opportunities and responsibilities.

Matt Cassel is probably an extremely pleasant person to be around in everyday life and shows you that an undying positive attitude and work ethic mixed with little to no talent can get you very far in this world... even to the top!

Matt Cassel has the power to win over his supervisors enough to make them mislead an entire fan base about bringing in others to compete with him, just to have that same fan base lie down and accept that falsehood whilst continuing to support their beloved organization even in the repeated dawn of apparent and continuous failure.

Matt Cassel completely blocks out his critics, always smiling it off, even in the worst of circumstances.

Matt Cassel is an embodiment of the American Dream.

Zeke
09-04-2012, 12:40 PM
Matt Cassell has made me punch a baby once. But it's a good thing, turns out that baby is evil.

kudos to Matt on that one.

Graystoke
09-04-2012, 01:12 PM
There are 420 Anagrams when you put "Matt Cassel" in the coomputer.

My Favs:

Tact Am Less
Slam Tat Sec
Tact Ass Elm
Cat Ass Melt
Cat As Smelt
Cat As Melts
Cat Salts Me
Act Ass Melt
Act As Smelt
Cast At Elms
Talc At Mess
A Scat Smelt

And the Number one good anagram of Matt Cassel is....

Acts Lamest


Good job

Dirty Bird
09-04-2012, 01:31 PM
He did make the Pro-Bowl in 2011. So he was doing something right?

Lumpy
09-04-2012, 01:32 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1287499/pioli.gif

DaWolf
09-04-2012, 01:33 PM
He's a great guy to have next door if your house catches on fire...

whoman69
09-04-2012, 02:20 PM
I got nothing.

TEX
09-04-2012, 03:06 PM
I got nothing.

Me either.

Reerun_KC
09-04-2012, 03:07 PM
Me either.I am pretty positive I dont want Scott Mitchell 2.0 running this offense anymore...

Count Alex's Losses
09-04-2012, 03:07 PM
ROFL, the gif that had "deal with it" attached to end of it was my favorite gif of 2011.

http://i.imgur.com/65BFe.gif

BillSelfsTrophycase
09-04-2012, 03:29 PM
See my sig...

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 03:41 PM
See my sig...
LMAO
that's the dorkiest thing i've ever seen in all my time watching pro sports.

he seems fuckin so uncoordinated.

Reerun_KC
09-04-2012, 03:43 PM
LMAO
that's the dorkiest thing i've ever seen in all my time watching pro sports.

he seems ****in so uncoordinated.

Seriously? If you wasnt so hell bent on sucking the Cassel hate cock.. You would remember jewels like this.

MdWK-aam0Jo

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 03:47 PM
Seriously? If you wasnt so hell bent on sucking the Cassel hate cock.. You would remember jewels like this.

MdWK-aam0Jo

i still thnk Cassel was funnier, hell he was down three scores and he acted like he just won the super bowl. LMAO

then he falls flat on his ass on national TV.

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 03:48 PM
one time Cassel broke his finger, that's a positive.

QuikSsurfer
09-04-2012, 03:48 PM
See my sig...

Again, is there a full version of this clip? Or is that?
I remember seeing it live but can't remember if there was more after that or if they camera cut to something else..

Reerun_KC
09-04-2012, 03:50 PM
i still thnk Cassel was funnier, hell he was down three scores and he acted like he just won the super bowl. LMAO

then he falls flat on his ass on national TV.

:facepalm:

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 03:54 PM
:facepalm:

facepalm all you want, that's exactly how the rest of universe saw it.

HemiEd
09-04-2012, 03:55 PM
i still thnk Cassel was funnier, hell he was down three scores and he acted like he just won the super bowl. LMAO

then he falls flat on his ass on national TV.

Yeah, I think that was even as funny as the hat miss. Fucking up a TD celebration is priceless, and he does it with more consistency than his completion percentage.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-04-2012, 03:57 PM
facepalm all you want, that's exactly how the rest of universe saw it.

Everyone will forget that outside of people here. The Gus thing is legendary dude. Head butting a brick wall LMAO

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 04:00 PM
Everyone will forget that outside of people here. The Gus thing is legendary dude. Head butting a brick wall LMAO

Cassel's fall is a big deal around here, (Virginia) maybe it's because i'm a KC fan.

Reerun_KC
09-04-2012, 04:09 PM
Cassel's fall is a big deal around here, (Virginia) maybe it's because i'm a KC fan.

Rainbows and unicorns in your world....

Reerun_KC
09-04-2012, 04:10 PM
Everyone will forget that outside of people here. The Gus thing is legendary dude. Head butting a brick wall LMAO

Its beyond legendary... Will always make the top 10 WTF moments... Remember watching it live...LMAO

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-04-2012, 04:10 PM
I haven't even met anyone that saw the Cassel play. The hat toss as well. Here is all I see either mentioned.

Reerun_KC
09-04-2012, 04:11 PM
I haven't even met anyone that saw the Cassel play. Noone cares about the hat toss either I guess, because here is all I see either mentioned.

Well it means everything to the people of Virginia...

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-04-2012, 04:13 PM
Its beyond legendary... Will always make the top 10 WTF moments... Remember watching it live...LMAO

That and the guy jumping out of the stands to catch the football. Funniest thing ever to happen in a sporting event. OH MY great football moments right there LMAO

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Count Alex's Losses
09-04-2012, 04:15 PM
Again, is there a full version of this clip? Or is that?
I remember seeing it live but can't remember if there was more after that or if they camera cut to something else..

The camera cuts to other players...and later we see a close shot of Cassel going all PLATOON in the end zone.

http://content7.flixster.com/movie/10/86/50/10865025_det.jpg

Also, this rear photo is hilarious. Dat ass.

http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2012/08/24/21/37/1lHVOU.SlMa.81.jpeg

threebag02
09-04-2012, 05:16 PM
Fuck Matt Cassel

Pawnmower
09-04-2012, 05:20 PM
Im pretty sure no one has ever mentioned these facts but:

1) Matt Cassel played in the PRO BOWL

2) Matt Cassel threw 27 TD's in ONE SEASON

3) Matt Cassel has best fist pumps

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 05:47 PM
Rainbows and unicorns in your world....

seems like that's your world there dude. :D

BoneKrusher
09-04-2012, 05:49 PM
Well it means everything to the people of Virginia...

we have a ball with it.
it friggin funny as hell when you consider it took him two quarters to score, he acts like he just won the lombardi trophy and then the dude falls flat on his ass. LMAO

Guru
09-04-2012, 05:51 PM
At least he didn't sing the new Chiefs song Chiefs Chop. I can't beleive they want people to actually pay for that.

Flachief58
09-04-2012, 05:52 PM
He throws accuratly.............no, that's not it
He has great arm strength.......no, that's no right
He can put his hat on all by himself.......hmmm, nope
Fuck it, I got nothing

mdchiefsfan
09-04-2012, 06:22 PM
That and the guy jumping out of the stands to catch the football. Funniest thing ever to happen in a sporting event. OH MY great football moments right there LMAO

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This was awesome.

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Deberg_1990
09-30-2012, 04:56 PM
he did manage to throw 2 TDs today....

KCChiefsFan88
09-30-2012, 04:57 PM
he did manage to throw 2 TDs today....

Cassel's entire career is defined by garbage time.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-30-2012, 05:18 PM
I positively believe that Matt Cassel is NOT the future. Even on the day that we traded for him.

This take sounds strikingly familiar...

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-30-2012, 05:18 PM
NO ONE dominates the garbage time like Fap Slapple.

No one.

Three7s
09-30-2012, 05:21 PM
I'm "positive" that Matt Cassel is the worst QB in the NFL. /thread

ping2000
09-30-2012, 05:22 PM
He's a great backup QB. He scores all his points when the team is getting blown out. That's it.

Flachief58
09-30-2012, 05:26 PM
He is positively the worst excuse for an NFL QB the world has ever seen and he's ALL ours!

the Talking Can
09-30-2012, 05:28 PM
4 years
$60 mill


this is worse than the Iraq war

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-30-2012, 05:29 PM
4 years
$60 mill


this is worse than the Iraq war

LMAO

No one at CP saw this coming.

No, not one.

Guru
09-30-2012, 05:31 PM
We close the bash thread and allow a thread like this? WTF?

AustinChief
09-30-2012, 05:38 PM
NO ONE dominates the garbage time like Fap Slapple.

No one.

GARBAGE TIME!

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-30-2012, 05:43 PM
GARBAGE TIME!


LMAO

That Village People look is SOOOO fit for Matty...

DrunkBassGuitar
09-30-2012, 08:36 PM
I might have just been high as shit on kroger's version of ny-quil, but I think I saw him complete at pass that was not only good for 29 yards, but also a TD. So there's that.

Also no one got injured because of his shittiness.

BoneKrusher
09-30-2012, 08:37 PM
i'm more positive than ever that Cassel sucks.

durtyrute
09-30-2012, 08:43 PM
At the beginning of the season I was ready to give Cassel the benefit of doubt; that was then. Now, I want that fucker off of my team. Anyone that backs him is officially dead to me.

Pablo
09-30-2012, 08:44 PM
Fuck this fucking thread and the fuck who started it.

okcchief
09-30-2012, 09:34 PM
Matt Cassel is one of the all time best NFL QBs who never started in college.

That's all I got

Munson
09-30-2012, 09:35 PM
This thread has AIDS.

whoman69
09-30-2012, 09:38 PM
I'm positive I want to get rid of him.

Chiefnj2
09-30-2012, 10:05 PM
Screw you guys who want to abandon Cassel. Stay the course. 12 more games and if all goes well Pioli and everyone else will be gone. Cassel is the best hope for 1-15 and a big turnover.

lewdog
09-30-2012, 10:07 PM
Screw you guys who want to abandon Cassel. Stay the course. 12 more games and if all goes well Pioli and everyone else will be gone. Cassel is the best hope for 1-15 and a big turnover.

Drafting an O-lineman with the first pick next year won't help Cassel be a better passer.

Psyko Tek
09-30-2012, 10:30 PM
He's had a great career.....for a 7th round draft pick.

for his ability he has made more money than should be possible

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-01-2012, 10:44 AM
Screw you guys who want to abandon Cassel. Stay the course. 12 more games and if all goes well Pioli and everyone else will be gone. Cassel is the best hope for 1-15 and a big turnover.


Wisdom

Saccopoo
10-01-2012, 11:05 AM
Screw you guys who want to abandon Cassel. Stay the course. 12 more games and if all goes well Pioli and everyone else will be gone. Cassel is the best hope for 1-15 and a big turnover.

This.

One and Fifteeno for Geno!

tooge
10-01-2012, 12:04 PM
he rounds first base fairly well

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-01-2012, 12:06 PM
He fists himself with stunning accuracy.