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KCtotheSB
09-04-2012, 08:34 PM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/376727_3971682325198_1189534260_n.jpg

tmw4h5
09-04-2012, 08:35 PM
Have sex with it.

/thread

Bwana
09-04-2012, 08:36 PM
Stomp that thing so hard, it ends up in the basement.

BigMeatballDave
09-04-2012, 08:36 PM
Lick its ass /billay

Ceej
09-04-2012, 08:37 PM
Your kitchen looks outside.

lewdog
09-04-2012, 08:38 PM
How about a NSWE in the thread title!!!

Not Safe While Eating!!!

ChiTown
09-04-2012, 08:39 PM
What the fuck is that?

Ben N 58men
09-04-2012, 08:39 PM
Kill it with fire

notorious
09-04-2012, 08:40 PM
Camel spiders FTW!


I have actually caught a few of those here in SW Kansas. My HS biology teacher said it was a fire ant, but after that BS email string a few years ago about troops in Afganistan killing these things I figured out what they realy were.

They are a LOT smaller out here, though.

Fish
09-04-2012, 08:40 PM
Invite him in. Offer up some fresh crickets. Maybe a cup of tea. Probably chai.

.....

SPchief
09-04-2012, 08:41 PM
This place is slipping.


Grab the AntiFreeze

Bwana
09-04-2012, 08:42 PM
Lick its ass /billay

LMAO

ClevelandBronco
09-04-2012, 08:44 PM
Have sex with it.

/thread

I'd give it to this guy, record what happens, then charge people to see it.

Bugeater
09-04-2012, 08:51 PM
You BBQ the little fucker.

Munson
09-04-2012, 08:54 PM
Nuke it from orbit!

Ceej
09-04-2012, 08:56 PM
No response from KC.

Must have tried playing nice with his new little friend.

RIP.

Shogun
09-04-2012, 08:57 PM
Ask it if it would join my wife and I for a dinner of homecooked bread and steak.

Aries Walker
09-04-2012, 08:58 PM
I think I saw that thing in Starship Troopers.

Bwana
09-04-2012, 09:00 PM
Oh yes and if I be so bold, (?) WTF is that thing? It looks like a spider raped a scorpion and this is the result.

Luke Warm
09-04-2012, 09:01 PM
Wtf is it?

KCtotheSB
09-04-2012, 09:02 PM
Oh yes and if I be so bold, (?) WTF is that thing? It looks like a spider raped a scorpion and this is the result.

Close...it's something known as a "solifugae".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae

Ace Gunner
09-04-2012, 09:04 PM
Get it registered to vote /crooks

Bwana
09-04-2012, 09:04 PM
Close...it's something known as a "solifugae".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae

:eek:

That's a camel spider? Where the hell is your kitchen, Iran?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG/726px-Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG)

HoneyBadger
09-04-2012, 09:12 PM
:eek:

That's a camel spider? Where the hell is your kitchen, Iran?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG/726px-Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG)

Is that your woman giving you a BJ?

Bwana
09-04-2012, 09:14 PM
Is that your woman giving you a BJ?

Yeah, that must be it.

HoneyBadger
09-04-2012, 09:23 PM
Yeah, that must be it.

I'm jealous.

BillSelfsTrophycase
09-04-2012, 09:30 PM
THIS appears on your kitchen floor. What do you do?

1. Burn the fucking house down

2. Collect insurance money.

3. Move as fucking far away from there as possible

mikey23545
09-04-2012, 09:33 PM
WTF planet is that thing from?

Rain Man
09-04-2012, 09:41 PM
I'd put the house up for sale immediately.

RJ
09-04-2012, 09:44 PM
Clean the grout?

aturnis
09-04-2012, 10:39 PM
This place is slipping.


Grab the AntiFreeze

:spock:

Have sex with it.

/thread

Lick its ass /billay

No, it isn't.

Johnny Vegas
09-04-2012, 10:40 PM
I'd shoot it in the leg

Bugeater
09-04-2012, 10:42 PM
1. Burn the fucking house down

2. Collect insurance money.

3. Rebuild the house with insurance money

4. Burn it down again

5. Move as fucking far away from there as possible
You missed a couple steps.

suds79
09-04-2012, 10:42 PM
Spiders (or spidorpions whatever that thing is) gives me the creeps. I go full blown nancy when it comes to that.

http://www.buffaloniagararealestatehomesales.com/wp-content/uploads/Dressing1.jpg

CaliforniaChief
09-04-2012, 10:43 PM
Bring him in for a look?

KcMizzou
09-04-2012, 10:44 PM
WTF planet is that thing from?I saw "The Thing" and I don't think they ever answered that.

stevieray
09-04-2012, 10:54 PM
..1....put on my Georgia workboots.
...2....do the twist.

Hoover
09-04-2012, 11:00 PM
move

CoMoChief
09-04-2012, 11:00 PM
http://miracleon32ndstreet.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/texas.jpg

listopencil
09-04-2012, 11:08 PM
I'm pretty sure I'd scream like a little girl then stomp it to death.

aturnis
09-04-2012, 11:21 PM
Lick its ass /billay

NSFW

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Yctw3ZAB2aE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BillSelfsTrophycase
09-04-2012, 11:24 PM
You missed a couple steps.


My bad, but we both forgot the most important step


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2s1MspmfEwg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KILLER_CLOWN
09-04-2012, 11:25 PM
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/w3mn7EC-skg?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

booger
09-04-2012, 11:30 PM
tell it to hold still and then shoot my load on it

cdcox
09-04-2012, 11:41 PM
It's like Matt Cassel shows up under center of your favorite football team. You hope for a miracle and throw your remote control at it, but in reality it just stays there, mocking you.

Dayze
09-05-2012, 12:02 PM
Your kitchen looks outside.

LMAO

seclark
09-05-2012, 12:36 PM
:eek:

That's a camel spider? Where the hell is your kitchen, Iran?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG/726px-Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG)

that ugly fucker's got more short hairs that hooties community soap bar.
it needs stomped.
sec

Flachief58
09-05-2012, 12:47 PM
Kill it with fire!

Radar Chief
09-05-2012, 12:57 PM
:eek:

That's a camel spider? Where the hell is your kitchen, Iran?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG/726px-Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG)

They’re actually being found over here, I've heard they’re stowing away in the luggage and equipment being brought back.

Dayze
09-05-2012, 12:58 PM
I knew a chick in the Navy who had a face like that.

Radar Chief
09-05-2012, 01:01 PM
I knew a chick in the Navy who had a face like that.

Don’t we all, but that’s just one of those Saturday nights we prefer to forget.

Johnny Vegas
09-05-2012, 01:02 PM
I'd get this glass flamethrower if I can have a choice over one.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/B00iPTZGPoM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Flachief58
09-05-2012, 01:02 PM
Was this her?

Bump
09-05-2012, 01:03 PM
man you gotta do something about that grout

Dayze
09-05-2012, 01:04 PM
I think that's a MiG weld.

digger
09-05-2012, 01:07 PM
Nuke it from orbit! It's the only way to be sure.

morphius
09-05-2012, 01:16 PM
I thought the 2 recluses I killed last weekend were bad enough.

Groves
09-05-2012, 02:16 PM
Every camel spider thread is supposed to also include this picture.

http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider/spider9.jpg

Flachief58
09-05-2012, 02:24 PM
Every camel spider thread is supposed to also include this picture.

http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider/spider9.jpg

Fuck that shit

Amnorix
09-05-2012, 02:41 PM
yeah, no thanks.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y5TwdoOLPTI/TBvuRU0QPRI/AAAAAAAAN68/_Q_AcrtYePo/s1600/extraction061810a.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/sherrybwc/Web%20Pics/camel-spider.jpg

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-05-2012, 02:42 PM
that ugly fucker's got more short hairs that hooties community soap bar.
it needs stomped.
sec

:LOL:

MTG#10
09-05-2012, 02:55 PM
Spiders (or spidorpions whatever that thing is) gives me the creeps. I go full blown nancy when it comes to that.

http://www.buffaloniagararealestatehomesales.com/wp-content/uploads/Dressing1.jpgShe has a nice ass

The Bad Guy
09-05-2012, 03:00 PM
:eek:

That's a camel spider? Where the hell is your kitchen, Iran?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG/726px-Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Solifugae_Chelicera_lateral_aspect_2012_01_24_0999s.JPG)

HAHAHAHA.

bevischief
09-05-2012, 03:07 PM
Nuke it from orbit!

2nd!!