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Garcia Bronco
09-05-2012, 01:07 PM
Ladies and Gents,

I wanted to take an opportunity to wish you the best on what is sure to be an excellent season for the Chiefs. Even with all the issues last season, this team finshed with a .500 record and that's an accomplishment.

Cheers,
GB

L.A. Chieffan
09-05-2012, 01:09 PM
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Dr. Facebook Fever
09-05-2012, 01:10 PM
Hey. Play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-05-2012, 01:12 PM
Ahh yes, the innocuous Garcia "Hey, have a great season!" reverse mojo thread. I've been waiting for it. Thanks for you well wishes sir. May Peyton Manning have a spectacular year, and help get the very best out of your right 53.

listopencil
09-05-2012, 01:18 PM
Ahh yes, the innocuous Garcia "Hey, have a great season!" reverse mojo thread. I've been waiting for it. Thanks for you well wishes sir. May Peyton Manning have a spectacular year, and help get the very best out of your right 53.

We have no chance. Manning can't last an entire season and, frankly, he's all we got. With your incredible Defense and two headed monster at Running Back you'll take the division. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised to see Mark Asshole hoisting the Lombardi at the end of the year like Dilfer.

L.A. Chieffan
09-05-2012, 01:21 PM
We have no chance. Manning can't last an entire season and, frankly, he's all we got. With your incredible Defense and two headed monster at Running Back you'll take the division. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised to see Mark Asshole hoisting the Lombardi at the end of the year like Dilfer.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbhd6jlq6H1qe0eclo1_r2_500.gif

QuikSsurfer
09-05-2012, 01:21 PM
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Flachief58
09-05-2012, 01:29 PM
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listopencil
09-05-2012, 01:31 PM
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That's what it's going to be. You guys are just gonna ass rape the AFC West. Congratz on the division.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-05-2012, 01:32 PM
That's what it's going to be. You guys are just gonna ass rape the AFC West. Congratz on the division.

You like penis in your butt.

loochy
09-05-2012, 01:33 PM
I think the Donks have the tools to go 19-0.

listopencil
09-05-2012, 01:35 PM
You like penis in your butt.

It's not gay if you only do it once.

Flachief58
09-05-2012, 01:36 PM
It's not gay if you only do it once.

Except it is. GOOOOOO MANNINGS!

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-05-2012, 01:36 PM
It's not gay if you only do it once.

LMAO

Sorter
09-05-2012, 01:41 PM
I wish the Broncos the best Caleb Hanie season ever

KCUnited
09-05-2012, 01:42 PM
This Bronco team crisco a long way with Manning/Fox/Elway. May luck be a clady for you guys.

Planetman
09-05-2012, 01:42 PM
It's not gay if you only do it once.
LMAO ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
09-05-2012, 01:44 PM
It's not gay if you only do it once.

It's funny how that works. You're right, you're not gay if you only do it once. Yet, suck one little dick and you're a cocksucker for life!

listopencil
09-05-2012, 01:46 PM
It's funny how that works. You're right, you're not gay if you only do it once. Yet, suck one little dick and you're a one who sucks the penis for life!

It's not gay if the other guy doesn't make it gay.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-05-2012, 01:51 PM
It's not gay if the other guy doesn't make it gay.

Cocksucker.

GloryDayz
09-05-2012, 01:53 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbhd6jlq6H1qe0eclo1_r2_500.gif

LMAO Hey, he's at work too!

listopencil
09-05-2012, 01:55 PM
one who sucks the penis.

It's not gay if your balls don't touch.

Dayze
09-05-2012, 01:56 PM
Mr. Garcia Bronco,

You are a fine gentleman and a scholar.
Thank you for the respect you have shown.


Now that thatís outta the way, go fist yourself.
:)

listopencil
09-05-2012, 02:03 PM
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Tombstone RJ
09-05-2012, 02:16 PM
seriously, kc is gonna destroy the AFCW. That defense kc has, just unreal. So much talent. Then the offensive line, all pro, every single guy. Don't even get me started on that two headed monster running game. It's unstoppable. Really, why even play the games? Just hand kc the championship already.

tooge
09-05-2012, 02:18 PM
thank you Garcia. I hope a 500 ton meteor hits Investco field sunday. Otherwise, enjoy the NFL season

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-05-2012, 02:22 PM
Greetings from James Harrison, Troy Polamalu, and Lamarr Woodley

Munson
09-05-2012, 02:23 PM
http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=571407&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/571407/homer.html)

Ace Gunner
09-05-2012, 02:26 PM
Holes. Fall in one.

Frazod
09-05-2012, 02:28 PM
http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/die_in_fire.jpg

Iowanian
09-05-2012, 02:29 PM
Peyton Manning's neck looks as much like ET's as ever and his throwing motion seems unimpeded. He's the true DeathStar of the NFL this year.

Luke Warm
09-05-2012, 02:31 PM
Shove a pinecone, sideways, up your vagina.

KCrockaholic
09-05-2012, 02:31 PM
WTF Chiefsplanet. THIS should not be allowed

Tombstone RJ
09-05-2012, 02:31 PM
Ladies and Gents,

I wanted to take an opportunity to wish you the best on what is sure to be an excellent season for the Chiefs. Even with all the issues last season, this team finshed with a .500 record and that's an accomplishment.

Cheers,
GB

I personally welcome our kc overlords. :)

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-05-2012, 02:32 PM
Oakland's new corners suuuure are scary

Flachief58
09-05-2012, 02:33 PM
seriously, kc is gonna destroy the AFCW. That defense kc has, just unreal. So much talent. Then the offensive line, all pro, every single guy. Don't even get me started on that two headed monster running game. It's unstoppable. Really, why even play the games? Just hand kc the championship already.

Shut your little whore mouth....Shut it now!


Everyone knows the broncos shall rule the NFL under the blessed hand of greatness that is PM, for it is written. All shall kneel before him as the chosen one lays waste to all that stand in his way to capture the holy grail of sports that is known as the Lombardi Trophy. So it has been told, so it shall be

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-05-2012, 02:34 PM
A super smart version of Damon Huard at QB will drive fear into the heart of every defense in the league. Those wobbles will be launching all over the field out in Pile High.

Tombstone RJ
09-05-2012, 02:35 PM
Shut your little whore mouth....Shut it now!


Everyone knows the broncos shall rule the NFL under the blessed hand of greatness that is PM, for it is written. All shall kneel before him as the chosen one lays waste to all that stand in his way to capture the holy grail of sports that is known as the Lombardi Trophy. So it has been told, so it shall be

nope, too late. kc has already won the SB. congrats.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-05-2012, 02:37 PM
nope, too late. kc has already won the SB. congrats.

We forfiet... 'cause that's how we roll... up in heeya...

If we can't win with a 1st round draft pick at QB we don't want it.

Fried Meat Ball!
09-05-2012, 02:52 PM
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scorpio
09-05-2012, 02:57 PM
I thought Denver had a good shot to win the division, but then that PFF article came out.

loochy
09-05-2012, 02:59 PM
WTF Chiefsplanet. THIS should not be allowed

Adblock Plus + NoScript = it's not allowed

Planetman
09-05-2012, 08:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1jzZa.gif

JoeyChuckles
09-05-2012, 08:36 PM
Denver is going to be amazing this year. Enjoy your season Broncos, and I wish you great luck on the year.

Dayze
09-05-2012, 08:43 PM
Denver is going to be amazing this year. Enjoy your season Broncos, and I wish you great luck on the year.

I see what you did there

Garcia Bronco
09-05-2012, 09:04 PM
Awww thanks for all the well wishes. I don't care what anyone says, you guys are the best.

(Cause you're the best around, no one is ever gonna bring ya down!)

Bacon Cheeseburger
09-05-2012, 09:08 PM
I heartily encourage you to die in the most pleasant manner possible.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-05-2012, 09:19 PM
Awww thanks for all the well wishes. I don't care what anyone says, you guys are the best.

(Cause you're the best around, no one is ever gonna bring ya down!)

Your penis is not only small and flacid but also ingrown.

Chiefaholic
09-05-2012, 09:23 PM
Good to read positive thoughts from a rival fan. I'd bet the deed to Pile High that Sir Peyton Manning's surgery was a 100% success and that his perfect health will allow him to finish his contract to it's entirety. Not only will he finish every game upright, but he'll add another 5 Lombardi trophies to Invesco with a 95-0 record.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-06-2012, 08:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/1jzZa.gif

Shouts of VONDOOOOOM were heard right before the craniums were bashed.

SNR
09-06-2012, 08:58 AM
Ladies and Gents,

I wanted to take an opportunity to wish you the best on what is sure to be an excellent season for the Chiefs. Even with all the issues last season, this team finshed with a .500 record and that's an accomplishment.

Cheers,
GB

Go fuck your mother

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-06-2012, 09:01 AM
Garcia is a homer. You know visions of a Donkey Super Bowl are dancing in his head.

Garcia Bronco
09-06-2012, 09:40 AM
I hope JC performs well this year. I really need his production on FF. I also took J Baldwin.

SNR
09-06-2012, 09:45 AM
I hope JC performs well this year. I really need his production on FF. I also took J Baldwin.
I hope his ACL is alright, too. He'll need to be strong in order to fistfuck your 500-lb mammoth crackwhore of a mother

buddha
09-06-2012, 10:32 AM
Any defensive coordinator who isn't man enough to slam Manning into the turf at least five times in the first quarter of every game needs to be fired.

However, you know what the stupid pussies are going to do...lay back, play cover two and give him a free pass (literally and figuratively). It's bullshit.