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gblowfish
09-05-2012, 09:19 PM
Guy in St. Louis killed over a bag of Cheetos.

http://tinyurl.com/98chnvl

ST. LOUIS *A man was charged late Wednesday in the fatal stabbing of another man in a fight over a bag of Cheetos on Tuesday night in downtown St. Louis, police say.

David L. Scott, 49, was charged today with second-degree murder and armed criminal action. Authorities say he argued with 42-year-old Roger Wilkes over the Cheetos and stabbed him once in the chest with a knife about 8:50 p.m. Tuesday in the 500 block of Washington Avenue.
Wilkes died later at a hospital.

Police had said they believed both men were homeless, but gave an address for Wilkes in the 4000 block of Delmar Boulevard and an address for Scott*in the 200 block of North Ninth Street.

Police on bike patrol chased Scott and arrested him a few blocks away from where Wilkes was stabbed. Police say they also recovered a knife.
The stabbing took place near the Convention Center MetroLink station. Traffic had to go around the area for about an hour because*police had*crime-scene tape at both ends of the block.

Court documents filed with the murder charge list multiple previous convictions for Scott, including robbing a post office as well as counts of burglary and assault.

Saul Good
09-05-2012, 09:21 PM
We need knife control, like, yesterday.

Ceej
09-05-2012, 09:21 PM
What a cheesy thread title.

Okay, okay I chuckled a bit.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-05-2012, 09:21 PM
That's cheesy.

notorious
09-05-2012, 09:22 PM
Cheetos, not worth it.

Cheese Puffs, on the other hand......

Chiefs Pantalones
09-05-2012, 09:23 PM
Dirty Mike and the boys.

KC Tattoo
09-05-2012, 09:26 PM
IT AINT EASY BEING CHEESY

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-05-2012, 09:30 PM
There's too much stupid in the world.

KC Tattoo
09-05-2012, 09:30 PM
http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af194/Cholobob/C.jpg

Luke Warm
09-05-2012, 09:32 PM
I'm gonna take a stab at a joke here.

Setsuna
09-05-2012, 09:40 PM
Were they crunchy original or jalapeno? Those hot ones make you have fiery poops, better to protect your territory with.

KChiefer
09-05-2012, 09:40 PM
This should be filed under medical malpractice. He was simply performing a coronary bypass after his friend ate too many Cheetos.

Rain Man
09-05-2012, 09:44 PM
Who among us wouldn't murder a man for a bag of Cheetos?

bricks
09-05-2012, 09:47 PM
There's too much stupid in the world.

Thy kingdom come.

qabbaan
09-05-2012, 10:02 PM
St Louis: flush it please.

mikey23545
09-05-2012, 11:55 PM
Knives don't eat Cheetos, people eat Cheetos.

New World Order
09-06-2012, 12:13 AM
He gotsta has his cheeto!

crazycoffey
09-06-2012, 01:05 AM
I always thought St. Louis was more macaroni territory, with the arch and all.

Predarat
09-06-2012, 07:21 AM
Its something they put in that cheese powder, makes people crazy. McDs puts something similar in thier fries, thats why if you search Fight At McDonalds, a shitload of fights pull up. What ever they are putting in our food is making us all mentally irregular.

Chief Gump
09-06-2012, 07:25 AM
I found a photo of the alleged stabber...

http://stmedia.startribune.com/images/3Doritos0208color.jpg

tooge
09-06-2012, 09:09 AM
I'm totally down with this if it was over Doritos. But cheetos? Really?

ChiefsNow
09-06-2012, 09:14 AM
It was his life savings for christs sake.

mikey23545
09-06-2012, 09:36 AM
Just imagine how many beer cans you have to recycle to buy a bag of cheetos.

MahiMike
09-06-2012, 10:49 AM
Were they the new Chipotle kind?

bevischief
09-06-2012, 11:08 AM
I haven't had one in years.