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Deberg_1990
09-07-2012, 10:08 PM
heh, definately picked the wrong guy to mug.



http://www.graciemag.com/2012/09/renzo-makes-history-and-reports-mugging-real-time-over-twitter/



22nd street and 10th ave right now two guys following me, can’t help but have a big smile upon my face Im talking about a happy one )))

Waiting for them… Are they really thinking I’m drunk??? They have to be kidding. Hahahaha

25th and 10ave they are getting closer lol


pic.twitter.com/bBJtLtVb by Renzo

I just stop to take a pic, they pretend they are looking at the window, can’t lie… My blood runs in a different speed, man I miss Brazil

JiuJitsu )) never leave home without it pic.twitter.com/bBJtLtVb

Please hold there for just a couple minutes be right back

They are coming closer, asking for a cigaret lol can’t help but have a smile in my face. I don’t smoke. Pretend to wobble. They smile

Back as he runs, no chance to catch him… Even though I began to try to run after him, I realize How slow I was. F***k it :-///

This one asks me why did I do that, pretending to be stupid, one little kick to the ribs makes him whine and apologize, as I’m writing this.

I ask him if he was planing to rob me, he says no. All he wanted was a cigarette, lol I can’t help but have a big smile upon my face, and ..

The certainty that if it was an ordinary man he would be sad about his stolen goods. F*****g c**t cries like a bitch when the tide turns…

I can’t help but take a pic as his nose bleeds and he wines and asks why did I do that… Like he doesn’t know the reason…


pic.twitter.com/THjUYQkR by Renzo

My f*****g hands hurt, hurt like hell… pic.twitter.com/THjUYQkR

Drove around two blocks… The other fellow disappear, I’m heading home… Angry for not finding the second one. Guess no sleeping tonight

I knew it yessss

There is basic things like you don’t come back to where the problem was.. You just don’t, I knew he would, just going around the block would

Be enough… Dumb f%#^ I just gave him the old style Raccoon, it has been a while since the last time I did.. Choke him out 3 times…

And before he woke up I did hit each eye socket at least twice, tomorrow he will wake up like a raccoon, and every time he woke up I was…

Whispering at his ears.. That’s what death feels like it.. Don’t do that again. My f*****g hand hurts, :-/ a lot

Next time I will use only the elbows, damn I miss that feeling, sometimes I wonder if the easy life has been making me pic.twitter.com/aXBkOM7O

Soft.. All those years in Brazil, without knowing if I would make it home had to count for something, I can’t lie I could have jump in a cab


pic.twitter.com/aXBkOM7O by Renzo

But I could not help, I could spot them from a mile away, walking was my option, thank you mayor Giuliani, nobody carries a gun in our…

Beautiful state, my lucky day, their bad day… My hand hurts and @FrankieEdgar is here at 9:30am for some training, shoot damn little guy

Could not take a second pic guys sorry, believe I try, as I reach for my iPhone he almost took off :-/ fast mofo

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The text above is a compilation of the snippets posted by Renzo Gracie in the wee hours of the morning this Friday, likely the first time an attempted mugging has been reported real time over Twitter. Direct from Manhattan, NY.
How you like that, Joseph Wambaugh?

PornChief
09-07-2012, 10:18 PM
Those are some interesting comments on that site, along with no pictures of his attackers, if they even actually attacked him.

Shogun
09-07-2012, 10:27 PM
Renzo is a douche.

Phobia
09-07-2012, 10:28 PM
Seems staged to me. How you gonna do all that and tweet it? Dude is fishing for followers - artificially creating a legend. I hate contrived crap.

KcMizzou
09-07-2012, 10:31 PM
Renzo is a douche. Yeah, and this is a load of bullshit.

jspchief
09-07-2012, 10:32 PM
So he assaulted 2 guys for trying to bum a smoke?

Gadzooks
09-07-2012, 10:37 PM
That was ghey to the power of ghey.

BTW- While I'm writing this post I'm kicking the shit out of 12 guys who asked me for a cigarette )))

KcMizzou
09-07-2012, 10:37 PM
Shit like this makes MMA look bad.

cdcox
09-07-2012, 10:37 PM
Dang my hand hurts so bad.

Bwana
09-07-2012, 10:39 PM
:BS:

Shogun
09-07-2012, 10:39 PM
Shit like this makes MMA look bad.

Hes a gracie. its accepted because that whole family is bogus and full of idiots.

Fishpicker
09-07-2012, 10:50 PM
Yeah, and this is a load of bullshit.

that was my first thought too. who knows? Renzo is crazy. Other MMA fighters have said that he doesn't back down from street fights. I've heard a story about Renzo choking his daughters boyfriend just to put him in his place.

dude is alpha

Shogun
09-07-2012, 10:52 PM
that was my first thought too. who knows? Renzo is crazy. Other MMA fighters have said that he doesn't back down from street fights. I've heard a story about Renzo choking his daughters boyfriend just to put him in his place.

dude is alpha

His brother was way worse, Ryan Gracie. Dude died. I hate the gracie family for the most part

DaFace
09-07-2012, 10:54 PM
He'd have to be an insanely fast texter for that to have a chance in hell of being true.

Phobia
09-07-2012, 10:59 PM
Shit like this makes MMA look bad.

Heh heh. At first all I saw was your avatar and I thought it was a Zach post. So I thought it was awesome that a soccer fan was questions shit about the MMA. But here we are and I was wrong. Fascinating, no?

KcMizzou
09-07-2012, 11:03 PM
Hes a gracie. its accepted because that whole family is bogus and full of idiots.That name goes a long way.

Shogun
09-07-2012, 11:06 PM
That name goes a long way.

I'll just cut it off and say Helio was aight. The rest of em Raiduhs

ThaVirus
09-07-2012, 11:14 PM
I've heard a story about Renzo choking his daughters boyfriend just to put him in his place.

You mean that's not normal?

Fishpicker
09-07-2012, 11:17 PM
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found this. I'm convinced. the story has the ring of truth because Renzo explains that he kept hitting the guy after he had already won the fight.

Bump
09-07-2012, 11:25 PM
sounds fake and if it's not, that's incriminating shit he said. It sounded like those guys were following him yeah, but then he went after them. So depends how a judge looks at it really.

Fishpicker
09-07-2012, 11:29 PM
that's incriminating shit he said. It sounded like those guys were following him yeah, but then he went after them. So depends how a judge looks at it really.

maybe but criminals don't always think to use the police and court system if they have records.

Jiu Jitsu Jon
09-08-2012, 01:22 AM
Hes a gracie. its accepted because that whole family is bogus and full of idiots.

Not arguing that the whole thing sounds pretty far fetched, but saying that the whole family is bogus? I've met Royler, Ryron and Rener and any one of those guys would probably make you look pretty ridiculous. They're the nicest guys you'd ever meet, but I'd never mess with them. Royler was the smallest and oldest of the three but he would be the most deadly.

In fact, Royler is old school. The other two would be nice enough to probably just submit you. Royler would break off your arm and then beat you into submission with it.

Phobia
09-08-2012, 01:46 AM
Awesome. Guys who submit people because they are nice rock.

Jiu Jitsu Jon
09-08-2012, 02:11 AM
Awesome. Guys who submit people because they are nice rock.

They do rock. I don't know if you enjoy watching UFC or not. If you do, you can thank the Gracies, though.

Phobia
09-08-2012, 02:42 AM
I don't. I don't have anything against the sport. It's much better than boxing. But lots of those guys are uber-douches. There's so much douchiness and tiny penis compensation going on in that sport that it's laughable.

But what do I know? I play softball in 108 degrees in my free time. That's probably even worse.

mcaj22
09-08-2012, 03:35 AM
is this the douche Gracie that was dating Eve Torres before she ruined John Cena's marriage lol?

Luke Warm
09-08-2012, 05:01 AM
Wow, all those tweets while all that is going on....ROFL....I call bullshit

Mr. Flopnuts
09-08-2012, 05:33 AM
I don't. I don't have anything against the sport. It's much better than boxing. But lots of those guys are uber-douches. There's so much douchiness and tiny penis compensation going on in that sport that it's laughable.

But what do I know? I play softball in 108 degrees in my free time. That's probably even worse.

That's where I'm at with it as well. I can't even watch it. Guys like Josh Koscheck, Tito Ortiz, and the rest of the billy bad assed "Look at me, I can whoop a man's ass" douchebags make it difficult to get behind any of them. It's a caveman sport. Entertaining, of course, but designed for people with small pee-pee syndrome.

Chiefnj2
09-08-2012, 05:56 AM
So he assaulted 2 guys for trying to bum a smoke?

That's what I thought. Some bald dude can go to the police now and file a report for assault while Gracie posts picks of the back of the guys head, his bloody hands and admits he choked the guy out repeatedly and beat on him when he wasn't a threat. He could face some civil liability.

3rd&48ers
09-08-2012, 06:58 AM
thank you mayor Giuliani, nobody carries a gun in our…

Beautiful state

LMAO