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Dr. Facebook Fever
09-07-2012, 11:21 PM
It's clearly not a dog, doesn't sound like a Coyote. It starts with some short high pitched sounds then goes into a couple longer ones, then back to the short ones, then a low growl then stops. A couple minutes later it happens again.

I live in the middle of town. Zombie apocolypse? Werewolf? Chupacabra?

Am I going to die?

tk13
09-07-2012, 11:21 PM
Sasquatch.

DaneMcCloud
09-07-2012, 11:22 PM
Lumpy

Count Zarth
09-07-2012, 11:22 PM
alien ghost

lewdog
09-07-2012, 11:22 PM
That fucking ghost followed you!

SNR
09-07-2012, 11:23 PM
Bette Midler

KcMizzou
09-07-2012, 11:23 PM
A house cat in heat.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-07-2012, 11:23 PM
Sasquatch.

I left that one out. I locked my door and I'm glad I don't live on ground level. Looking out the window has been worthless.

ghak99
09-07-2012, 11:24 PM
She's just hanging there, In mid air.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-07-2012, 11:24 PM
Lumpy

She groans and farts... doesn't howl so much.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-07-2012, 11:25 PM
A house cat in heat.

It's to "masculine" to be a cat I think.

DaneMcCloud
09-07-2012, 11:26 PM
She groans and farts... doesn't howl so much.

Have you ever heard her in heat?

:hmmm:

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-07-2012, 11:28 PM
Have you ever heard her in heat?

:hmmm:

You make a valid point.

Fishpicker
09-07-2012, 11:34 PM
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sound like any of these?

Discuss Thrower
09-07-2012, 11:36 PM
.

Rain Man
09-07-2012, 11:37 PM
It could be a midget tornado.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-07-2012, 11:39 PM
Whatever it was hasn't made a sound in about 15 minutes and I'm disappointed.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-07-2012, 11:41 PM
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sound like any of these?

No... deeper, more drawn out and more masculine.

cdcox
09-07-2012, 11:43 PM
Has it been going on for 6 nights in a row? Do you have a horse called wildfire?

If so, I'm betting on a hoot owl.

KcMizzou
09-07-2012, 11:46 PM
It might be a raccoon. Those little bastards make some odd sounds. I once took a bag of garbage out to a dumpster, and there was one of those little bastards staring me in the face... like "What'cha got there?"

Freaked me the hell out. But he wasn't scared.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-07-2012, 11:47 PM
Has it been going on for 6 nights in a row? Do you have a horse called wildfire?

If so, I'm betting on a hoot owl.

First night... and thank you MMM.

DaneMcCloud
09-07-2012, 11:48 PM
It might be a raccoon. Those little bastards make some odd sounds. I once took a bag of garbage out to a dumpster, and there was one of those little bastards staring me in the face... like "What'cha got there?"

Freaked me the hell out. But he wasn't scared.

I took the trash out one night when we first bought our house. I heard this loud rumble. Scared the shit out of me.

It only turned out to be a 10 point Buck running down the empty lot next door and within 5 feet of me dumping the trash.

No biggie.

:doh!:

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-07-2012, 11:49 PM
It might be a raccoon. Those little bastards make some odd sounds. I once took a bag of garbage out to a dumpster, and there was one of those little bastards staring me in the face... like "What'cha got there?"

Freaked me the hell out. But he wasn't scared.

LMAO

The same thing has happened to me. They don't even care that you're there. If you have something with you they just want that.

"leave it and go away, I have shit to do here."

DaneMcCloud
09-07-2012, 11:51 PM
It might be a raccoon. Those little bastards make some odd sounds.


Just more proof that it's Lumpy.

I hear she wears a mask, as well.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-07-2012, 11:53 PM
Just more proof that it's Lumpy.

I hear she wears a mask, as well.

Lump left me for Gonzo. She doesn't howl outside my window anymore.

Shaid
09-07-2012, 11:54 PM
Go pet it.

cdcox
09-07-2012, 11:59 PM
I put oil in my truck this morning. I opened the hood and there is a freaking squirrel inside the engine compartment.

I left my insulated coffee mug (the kind with a lid) in my office over the labor day weekend. Dumped it out on Tuesday and this giant cockroach splatters into the sink.

Nature just needs to stay away.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 12:00 AM
Seriously, I lifted that plastic lid, and there he was. Staring me in the face. I just chucked it in. They're brave.

Very similar to my experience. The lid was open when I got there. I heard rumbling from within and waited. Big ol coon climbed up the far side and sat on the side of the dumpster and looked at me. I talked to him for probably a whole minute while he stared and tilted his head a couple times. Then I dropped my bag in and he watched it and looked back at me and back down and back at me again. I said "there's some goodies in there, have at it" and I left. I'm sure he had at it.

KcMizzou
09-08-2012, 12:01 AM
I put oil in my truck this morning. I opened the hood and there is a freaking squirrel inside the engine compartment.

I left my insulated coffee mug (the kind with a lid) in my office over the labor day weekend. Dumped it out on Tuesday and this giant cockroach splatters into the sink.

Nature just needs to stay away.Go pet them.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 12:02 AM
I put oil in my truck this morning. I opened the hood and there is a freaking squirrel inside the engine compartment.

I left my insulated coffee mug (the kind with a lid) in my office over the labor day weekend. Dumped it out on Tuesday and this giant cockroach splatters into the sink.

Nature just needs to stay away.

Squirrels and coons... OK. Roaches......... hell no. Throw away that mug.

KcMizzou
09-08-2012, 12:02 AM
Shenanigans!

cdcox
09-08-2012, 12:03 AM
Go pet them.

Squirrel was too fast.

I did use 14 layers of paper towels to fish the cockroach out of the sink so people wouldn't have to look at that bastard all day. I'm a good citizen.

KcMizzou
09-08-2012, 12:03 AM
Squirrels and coons... OK. Roaches......... hell no. Throw away that mug.Roaches... fuck roaches. ugh

cdcox
09-08-2012, 12:04 AM
Squirrels and coons... OK. Roaches......... hell no. Throw away that mug.

I scrubbed it out pretty good. Still gave me the willies every time I drank out of it for a couple days. I'm mostly good now.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 12:07 AM
I scrubbed it out pretty good. Still gave me the willies every time I drank out of it for a couple days. I'm mostly good now.

Please throw it away and buy another. Please. It will make me feel better.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 12:08 AM
Roaches... **** roaches. ugh

Furry critters are ok. Bugs are bugs and need to die.

kcmaxwell
09-08-2012, 12:10 AM
"It's the samsqwantch, Ricky!"

KcMizzou
09-08-2012, 12:10 AM
Furry critters are ok. Bugs are bugs and need to die.Roaches first. They signify filth and disease. Spiders, ants... whatever. Roaches creep me out.

cdcox
09-08-2012, 12:11 AM
Please throw it away and buy another. Please. It will make me feel better.

When I first got to the office the mug was sitting in a prominent spot on my desk. I had bought a disposable cup of coffee on the way to the office. I immediately concluded that I didn't want to get the cups mixed up. "Better move this out of the way so I don't drink out of it by accident and get a mouth full of cold moldy coffee." Along with a giant cock roach! So at least i avoided that.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 12:11 AM
Roaches first. They signify filth and disease. Spiders, ants... whatever. Roaches creep me out.

I'll join your brigade. Fuck bugs.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 12:13 AM
When I first got to the office the mug was sitting in a prominent spot on my desk. I had bought a disposable cup of coffee on the way to the office. I immediately concluded that I didn't want to get the cups mixed up. "Better move this out of the way so I don't drink out of it by accident and get a mouth full of cold moldy coffee." Along with a giant cock roach! So at least i avoided that.

Please pm me your address and I'll send you a new mug. Please, please, please ditch the roach infested one. Please.

cdcox
09-08-2012, 12:16 AM
Please pm me your address and I'll send you a new mug. Please, please, please ditch the roach infested one. Please.

Pretty sure I saw some cock roaches on my BBQ grill too...

mikey23545
09-08-2012, 12:17 AM
Sounds like it's going to take forever for you to get over your DT's.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 12:17 AM
Pretty sure I saw some cock roaches on my BBQ grill too...

Now you're just taunting me. Eat and drink after filth then.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 12:18 AM
Sounds like it's going to take forever for you to get over your DT's.

I don't know what that means.

mikey23545
09-08-2012, 12:21 AM
Same for your denial, I guess...

cdcox
09-08-2012, 12:22 AM
The mug is stainless steel and I spent about 3 minutes washing it. I'm pretty sure all the filth was gone.

Munson
09-08-2012, 12:23 AM
Is it Rosie O'Donnell in heat? Its rumored that her mating calls can be heard for miles around.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 12:23 AM
Same for your denial, I guess...

I guess you're being clever. I have no idea though so your point is lost on me.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 12:24 AM
The mug is stainless steel and I spent about 3 minutes washing it. I'm pretty sure all the filth was gone.

Fine. Don't listen to me. No one ever does.

:)

SNR
09-08-2012, 12:28 AM
I still say it's Bette Midler

DanT
09-08-2012, 12:32 AM
It could be a midget tornado.

LMAO

bevischief
09-08-2012, 01:40 AM
Female dwarfs.

KcMizzou
09-08-2012, 04:57 AM
Could be a crack head... got hold to the wrong stuff.

Flachief58
09-08-2012, 05:06 AM
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Bwana
09-08-2012, 06:11 AM
Old girlfriend? :eek:

I have a pair of night vision Binoculars for times like this.

http://nightvisiongalaxy.com/img-large/images/night-vision-binoculars-atnvoyager3-2-01.jpg

Ceej
09-08-2012, 06:38 AM
RIP noonanbeermejohnnyfever.

Bwana
09-08-2012, 06:49 AM
RIP noonanbeermejohnnyfever.

:fear:

http://www.thecontrarianmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/strange_pic_20101209225701_640_480.jpg

bevischief
09-08-2012, 08:24 AM
Your ex?

Saccopoo
09-08-2012, 08:38 AM
Here you go:

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Bobcat_sounds_audio

KC Tattoo
09-08-2012, 08:44 AM
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z119/Kenpachi_luver2894/dingo.jpg

Ceej
09-08-2012, 08:47 AM
:fear:

http://www.thecontrarianmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/strange_pic_20101209225701_640_480.jpg

"Ma!!!! My segment's done!"

That creature sort of looks like John Clayton.

bevischief
09-08-2012, 08:52 AM
Go watch "Fourth Kind".

BoneKrusher
09-08-2012, 08:54 AM
could it be Prostitutes?

Bacon Cheeseburger
09-08-2012, 08:59 AM
:fear:

http://www.thecontrarianmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/strange_pic_20101209225701_640_480.jpg
Holy shit, is that a real picture? That creeps me all the hell out. Wow.

bevischief
09-08-2012, 09:00 AM
Todd Haley?

Nightfyre
09-08-2012, 10:16 AM
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjghrGWiQDJRZ55OMPiFJmBa1CSm1uv-44Q9iH0di0lwpD60w5HQ

Chief_For_Life58
09-08-2012, 10:59 AM
new jersey devil

Aries Walker
09-08-2012, 11:07 AM
First night... and thank you MMM.
Ten points for the awesome old school reference.

Am I going to die?
Well, yes, but not necessarily by this.

Demonpenz
09-08-2012, 11:22 AM
Racoons make wierd sounds. Like a woman screaming

boogblaster
09-08-2012, 12:00 PM
devil-dog ...

beach tribe
09-08-2012, 12:19 PM
It's Ozzy Osbourne.
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bevischief
09-08-2012, 12:24 PM
Watch your cornhole... Could be midgets...

MOhillbilly
09-08-2012, 05:52 PM
Fox or owl.

bevischief
09-08-2012, 06:31 PM
Someone had gas?

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 06:46 PM
Just wanted you guys to know I'm still alive. There were bloody teeth and some bloody hair next to the house this morning and a pentagram drawn in the dirt.

































OK there wasn't but it sounds better than an owl or racoon.

Bwana
09-08-2012, 07:21 PM
I'm telling you dude, I think it one of these!

http://www.thecontrarianmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/strange_pic_20101209225701_640_480.jpg

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 07:36 PM
I'm telling you dude, I think it one of these!



Reposts don't scare me.


:D

Lumpy
09-08-2012, 10:38 PM
She groans and farts... doesn't howl so much.

Taco Bell. Sorry.

Have you ever heard her in heat?

:hmmm:

Just more proof that it's Lumpy.

I hear she wears a mask, as well.

Damn it, Dane! Now everyone knows that I'm Cat Woman. :doh!:

Lump left me for Gonzo. She doesn't howl outside my window anymore.

:eek: I left you for Gonzo when I was 15? How old would that have made you?

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk185/paolalodde/PedoAlert.gif

Bwana
09-08-2012, 10:42 PM
Reposts don't scare me.


:D

That wasn't a repost, it was just a reminder. :evil:

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 10:42 PM
:eek: I left you for Gonzo when I was 15? How old would that have made you?

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk185/paolalodde/PedoAlert.gif

Significantly older than you... which is real life. It wasn't right so I had to let you go. Even though I didn't know you.

Pawnmower
09-08-2012, 10:44 PM
Ive been practicing by your house....

Sorry to disturb you

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fuNKEy1DEEI/0.jpg

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 10:46 PM
Ive been practicing by your house....

Sorry to disturb you

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fuNKEy1DEEI/0.jpg

You sonofa....

Lumpy
09-08-2012, 10:49 PM
Significantly older than you... which is real life. It wasn't right so I had to let you go. Even though I didn't know you.

If you met me and didn't know it was me, you wouldn't know it was me either.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 10:50 PM
If you met me and didn't know it was me, you wouldn't know it was me either.

Except that I know what you look like.

Lumpy
09-08-2012, 10:59 PM
Except that I know what you look like.

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg

Eh, never mind. I guess you weren't here for the Badgirl stuff.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-08-2012, 11:00 PM
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/joke_over_your_head.jpg

Eh, never mind. I guess you weren't here for the Badgirl stuff.

I got it.

Sigh.

Lumpy
09-08-2012, 11:04 PM
I got it.

Sigh.

Okie dokie. :)