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ChiefRocka
09-08-2012, 05:02 PM
Let me be the first to say I wouldn't wish an injury on anyone, especially TG, BUT...

Imagine Berry lights him up after a catch over the middle and Tony tears a ligament. As he sits there at the 50 yard line at Arrowhead a faint chant is gaining steam in the background...."To-ny, To-ny, To-ny"

Destiny ends his illustrious career in exactly the right place.




Bartender pass me another lager. :BLVD:

Rain Man
09-08-2012, 05:06 PM
I wouldn't wish an injury on Tony. I would wish 0 receptions and several drops on him, though.

Brock
09-08-2012, 05:08 PM
Stupid.

Ben N 58men
09-08-2012, 05:08 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing a good lick on Tony, but never an injury.

Count Zarth
09-08-2012, 05:08 PM
Fuck you for this thread.

The best thing Tony Gonzalez can do for this franchise is have the best game of his career Sunday.

I hope he dunks over the crossbar so many times the uprights shatter.

JASONSAUTO
09-08-2012, 05:12 PM
Fuck you and the asshole above this post for what you guys said
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BossChief
09-08-2012, 05:19 PM
Go fuck your cat.

Ceej
09-08-2012, 05:21 PM
Stupid.

This.

ChiefRocka
09-08-2012, 05:26 PM
Stupid.

agreed

BoneKrusher
09-08-2012, 05:35 PM
he's one of the best players to ever wear a Chiefs uni.

good Luck tomorrow Tony G.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-08-2012, 05:37 PM
Pathetic.

Aries Walker
09-08-2012, 05:37 PM
**** you for this thread.

The best thing Tony Gonzalez can do for this franchise is have the best game of his career Sunday.

I hope he dunks over the crossbar so many times the uprights shatter.
Yep, this. I hope he has the game of his life (in an ultimately losing effort, of course), and the Chiefs fans cheer him as he walks off the field in glory. He deserves that much.

Ben N 58men
09-08-2012, 05:38 PM
A don't care about Tony Gonzalez. He's not a Chief, if Berry cracks him then that's good. Means our defense can hit. Doesn't necessarily have to be Tony. If it is Tony, who gives a ****. Hope no players get injured.

Discuss Thrower
09-08-2012, 05:38 PM
Tony Gonzalez didn't do jack for KC team wise. Great player, that goes without saying, but outside of his resume as a player he's JAG.

He should've been dealt in a down year but Carl didn't have the savvy / testicular fortitude to do that.

IMHO his hall of fame selection should be met with passing fanfare: no retired jersey, polite applause if he chooses to return for a Reunion weekend.

JASONSAUTO
09-08-2012, 05:40 PM
Tony Gonzalez didn't do jack for KC team wise. Great player, that goes without saying, but outside of his resume as a player he's JAG.

He should've been dealt in a down year but Carl didn't have the savvy / testicular fortitude to do that.

IMHO his hall of fame selection should be met with passing fanfare: no retired jersey, polite applause if he chooses to return for a Reunion weekend. huh? You're fucking crazy.
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Bump
09-08-2012, 05:41 PM
A don't care about Tony Gonzalez. He's not a Chief, if Berry cracks him then that's good. Means our defense can hit. Doesn't necessarily have to be Tony. If it is Tony, who gives a ****. Hope no players get injured.

you don't have any feeling about Tony G after all he did for us?

Count Zarth
09-08-2012, 05:42 PM
Tony Gonzalez didn't do jack for KC team wise.

Neither did Trent Green, Priest Holmes or Willie Roaf, either, eh?

Go fuck yourself.

Ben N 58men
09-08-2012, 05:44 PM
you don't have any feeling about Tony G after all he did for us?

Of course, I have an autograph jersey in a frame. I'm saying I don't care about him being on the field. He's just another opponent during game time. After the game he'll still go down as my favorite Chief. I want to stop him tomorrow. Why would anyone want another player to have a good game against us? Do we want Jared Allen to have good games against us?

I want to win, that's all.

Ted Theodore Logan
09-08-2012, 06:01 PM
Cut the music. What I would like to have right now is for all you fat,ugly,out of shape Tony G. nut huggers to keep the noise down while the Chiefs kick his ass! HIT THE MUSIC!

Ben N 58men
09-08-2012, 06:04 PM
Cut the music. What I would like to have right now is for all you fat,ugly,out of shape Tony G. nut huggers to keep the noise down while the Chiefs kick his ass! HIT THE MUSIC!

This is what I'm trying to say.

ChiefRocka
09-08-2012, 06:04 PM
Cut the music. What I would like to have right now is for all you fat,ugly,out of shape Tony G. nut huggers to keep the noise down while the Chiefs kick his ass! HIT THE MUSIC!

:thumb:

SNR
09-08-2012, 06:24 PM
I hope Tony Gonzalez trips and falls into a rabbit hole on the field containing Youth Serum, where he becomes younger and more powerful than ever, and spends 20 more years with the Falcons in the NFL. In that time he'll develop a new TD celebration: He'll score, then go over to ChiefRocka's sister, and smear his own feces in her face. The crowd will cheer.

Count Zarth
09-08-2012, 07:06 PM
Tony should run to the Arrowhead after his TD and pose like TO.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/362/376/to_display_image.jpg?1282836989

Greatest moment in Chiefs history since 1969.

Ben N 58men
09-08-2012, 07:07 PM
Tony should run to the Arrowhead after his TD and pose like TO.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/362/376/to_display_image.jpg?1282836989

Greatest moment in Chiefs history since 1969.


Then Thomas Jones runs out the tunnel like Ultimate Warrior and socks him in the face.

Chief_For_Life58
09-08-2012, 07:18 PM
This.
this

Count Zarth
09-08-2012, 07:19 PM
Then Thomas Jones runs out the tunnel like Ultimate Warrior and socks him in the face.

And when Jon Baldwin tries to break it up, he breaks his hand again.

3rd&48ers
09-08-2012, 07:20 PM
After all Tony G did for this franchise? Pretty Lame man

Discuss Thrower
09-08-2012, 07:41 PM
After all Tony G did for this franchise? Pretty Lame man

What exactly did Gonzalez do for the franchise?

Ted Theodore Logan
09-08-2012, 07:47 PM
got called for holding,ALOT! oh and decided he could do better elsewhere?f@ck him...

Mr. Flopnuts
09-08-2012, 07:48 PM
I hope Tony Gonzalez trips and falls into a rabbit hole on the field containing Youth Serum, where he becomes younger and more powerful than ever, and spends 20 more years with the Falcons in the NFL. In that time he'll develop a new TD celebration: He'll score, then go over to ChiefRocka's sister, and smear his own feces in her face. The crowd will cheer.

I want him to jizz all over her forehead and smear it while saying "Siiimbaaa!!!"

Ted Theodore Logan
09-08-2012, 07:49 PM
Im sorry I know it sounds like blasphemy around here but I just cant stand Tony G.

ChiefRocka
09-08-2012, 07:54 PM
I hope Tony Gonzalez trips and falls into a rabbit hole on the field containing Youth Serum, where he becomes younger and more powerful than ever, and spends 20 more years with the Falcons in the NFL. In that time he'll develop a new TD celebration: He'll score, then go over to ChiefRocka's sister, and smear his own feces in her face. The crowd will cheer.

That was a s h i t t y thing to say.

Agent V
09-08-2012, 07:58 PM
That was a s h i t t y thing to say.

I liked it.

Ben N 58men
09-08-2012, 07:59 PM
I liked it.

Maybe it was a pun-intended/sarcastic post?

3rd&48ers
09-09-2012, 05:57 AM
What exactly did Gonzalez do for the franchise?

He did his job to perfection even when others didn't do shit

ChiefsNow
09-09-2012, 06:03 AM
As of right now, TG's best years were in KC. I want it to stay that way. Besides all that. Who in the hell is scared of the dirty birds? Not I.

ChiefRocka
09-09-2012, 09:06 AM
I want him to jizz all over her forehead and smear it while saying "Siiimbaaa!!!"

The map of hawaii I put on your moms back was way better!!!

Red Brooklyn
09-09-2012, 09:25 AM
I wouldn't wish an injury on Tony. I would wish 0 receptions and several drops on him, though.
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