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Luke Warm
09-09-2012, 05:16 PM
What are some your favs?

"You know how sometimes you come across someone you shouldn't of fucked with?...That's me." - Gran Torino (this whole movie pretty much)

"I tell you what, why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless...so that maybe your mother has a place to sleep tonite." - White Men Can't Jump

"What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fucking day." - Con-Air

Elias: "I turn down chicks left and right." Randal: "Your chicks are your left and right." - Clerks 2

"Go fuck a goat!" - 40 Year Old Virgin

White Customer: "Can I get a coffee? Black." Black cashier: "Can't you see we're talking? White!" - Zack & Miri Make A Porno

"I'll have you know I have lots of girlfriends, hot ones." Lou: "You have lots of boyfriends. Gay ones." - Hot Tub Time Machine

"Meow" - Super Troopers

ZepSinger
09-09-2012, 06:59 PM
"It's funny sometimes- friends move in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant."- Stand by Me

"There's such a fine line between stupid and clever."- Spinal Tap

"Remember, Red- hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. "- Shawshank Redemption

"That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever."- American Beauty

shitgoose
09-09-2012, 07:20 PM
"Every line in the Big Lebowski"

Aries Walker
09-09-2012, 08:09 PM
"What's happenin', Hot Stuff?"

Inmem58
09-09-2012, 08:17 PM
"It's not knowing that you have your friends back, it's knowing that you have their back"


Green Street Hooligans

Buehler445
09-09-2012, 09:34 PM
"Every line in the Big Lebowski"

BULLSHIT WALTER

KC_Lee
09-10-2012, 07:58 AM
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? - Army of Darkness

Luke Warm
09-10-2012, 09:16 AM
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? - Army of Darkness

LOL :thumb:

Fried Meat Ball!
09-10-2012, 09:31 AM
"Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.... that's a true story."

Tribal Warfare
09-10-2012, 10:28 AM
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Bump
09-10-2012, 10:59 AM
"Whats the most you have ever lost on a coin toss?" - No Country for Old Men. Perhaps my favorite scene in a film of all time.

"I have 2 things in this world main, my word and my balls and I don't break either one for nobody" - Scarface

"It's Friday, you ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do" - Friday

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" -Godfather

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." - Godfather

"Here's lookin at you, kid" - Casablanca

"What we got here is a failure to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke

"Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand." - Cool Hand Luke

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?” -Clint Eastwood

"I have a strict gun control policy, if there is a gun around, I want to be in control of it" - Clint Eastwood


"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have f’ed with? That’s me." — Gran Torino

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" - Zoolander

"That's cute, I remember when I had my first beer" - Step Brothers

"60% of the time, it works every time" - Anchorman

“I used to fuck guys like you in prison” — Roadhouse

“Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.” — Airplane

"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" — The Dark Knight

"I ain’t got time to bleed." — Predator


oh and of course


"Well, bye" - Tombstone

QuikSsurfer
09-10-2012, 11:02 AM
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? - Army of Darkness

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town. "

KC_Lee
09-10-2012, 12:16 PM
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." - Roy from Blade Runner

Dayze
09-10-2012, 12:30 PM
There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit. / Red from Shawshank Redemption

Luke Warm
09-10-2012, 03:44 PM
" Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nastyplace and it will beatyou to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!" - Rocky Balboa

Aries Walker
09-10-2012, 04:03 PM
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky animals, and you know it."

Cheater5
09-10-2012, 04:10 PM
"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned." Unforgiven

vailpass
09-10-2012, 04:11 PM
"How is it with stains?"

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Raiderhader
09-10-2012, 04:35 PM
"How can you shoot women and children?"

"Easy, you just don't lead 'em as much!"

Full Metal Jacket

Buehler445
09-10-2012, 04:39 PM
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky animals, and you know it."

Is that from Men In Black?

DBOSHO
09-11-2012, 01:42 AM
Is that from Men In Black?

Yes K says it.

BillSelfsTrophycase
09-11-2012, 02:28 AM
Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country

Spongeblack Bobtard
09-11-2012, 06:38 AM
"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."


"Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back."

Luke Warm
09-11-2012, 07:07 AM
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live

"Mercy is for the weak. A man face you, he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy. Hiiiiiiya! (Honks Kreese's nose and throws him down LOL)" - Mr. Miyagi in Karate Kid 2.

"You're a smelly pirate hooker and I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. Straight shot, right to the baby maker" - Anchorman

Spongeblack Bobtard
09-11-2012, 07:34 AM
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live



:thumb: One of the best of all time!

Swanman
09-11-2012, 12:03 PM
"Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change."

That's a very underappreciated quote from an extremely quotable movie.

Luke Warm
09-11-2012, 12:31 PM
"Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're ****in' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that ****in' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no ****in' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no ****in' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their ****in' expression change."

That's a very underappreciated quote from an extremely quotable movie.

"Alright, no more Mr. Fucking Nice Guy!"

whoman69
09-11-2012, 01:02 PM
Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

- Animal House

Captain Loomis Birkhead: [to Donna] It's big. The biggest one here. You know what else? It's got a lot of range. You know what I mean by range, don't you? I mean it can stay up for a long time. A very long time. And it's built firm and solid. Because it has to be. Because of its tremendous forward thrust. And when this baby delivers its payload... devastating.

Hollis P. Wood: You sneaky little batards aren't getting doodly shit from me

- 1941

John Winger: [to the soldiers in his platoon] We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 and 1.


General Barnicke: Where have you been soldier?
John Winger: Training, sir.
Soldiers: Training, sir.
General Barnicke: What kind of training?
John Winger: Army training, sir.
Soldiers: Army training, sir.

Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

- Stripes

KC_Lee
09-11-2012, 01:27 PM
General Barnicke: Where have you been soldier?
John Winger: Training, sir.
Soldiers: Training, sir.
General Barnicke: What kind of training?
John Winger: Army training, sir.
Soldiers: Army training, sir.

Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

- Stripes

Classic!!

Bump
09-11-2012, 01:29 PM
"The thing I like about high school girls, I get older and they stay the same age..." - Dazed and Confused

Bump
09-11-2012, 01:31 PM
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NSFW language

Luke Warm
09-13-2012, 07:28 PM
"Live for something or die for nothing" - Rambo

Canofbier
09-13-2012, 07:32 PM
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Baby Lee
09-13-2012, 07:38 PM
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No! No Tommy Wiseau. Bad canofbier.

Dayze
09-14-2012, 02:42 PM
sometimes I get the menstrual cramps Real hard.

Boon
09-14-2012, 10:30 PM
Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches. Unforgiven