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Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 01:26 PM
This place is awesome today.

http://i.imgur.com/N8Qu4.gif

Just 15 more games of this Patriot Way bullshit and we can all look forward to the house cleaning.

L.A. Chieffan
09-10-2012, 01:28 PM
http://www.fastcodesign.com/multisite_files/codesign/imagecache/inline-large/post-inline/tumblr_lex3s2CgQN1qe0eclo1_r9_500.gif

Rausch
09-10-2012, 01:31 PM
Just 15 more games of this Patriot Way bullshit and we can all look forward to the house cleaning.

You keep telling yourself that...

ChiefsandO'sfan
09-10-2012, 01:32 PM
This place is awesome today.

http://i.imgur.com/N8Qu4.gif

Just 15 more games of this Patriot Way bullshit and we can all look forward to the house cleaning.

Hunt wont have the balls to fire Pioli 2-14 and he is safe.

Munson
09-10-2012, 01:32 PM
Are you going to "gif up" Cassel?

L.A. Chieffan
09-10-2012, 01:32 PM
STFU and give us gifs

L.A. Chieffan
09-10-2012, 01:33 PM
I really want to see the Abraham pass

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 01:33 PM
Are you going to "gif up" Cassel?

The revolution will be televised.

DMAC
09-10-2012, 01:35 PM
I really want to see the Abraham pass

Where he pumped at and then threw at his ankles? I was nosebleed and couldn't tell who it was.

But man, the whole 40 of us left in the stadium laughed and laughed.

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 01:40 PM
Hunt wont have the balls to fire Pioli 2-14 and he is safe.

Hunt has to either fire Pioli or extend his contract.

Hunt isn't going to give MORE money to a guy who's a fucking loser.

He saves more money firing Pioli with one year left on his contract than he does by giving him a new one.

Molitoth
09-10-2012, 01:45 PM
GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BigMeatballDave
09-10-2012, 01:51 PM
Hunt has to either fire Pioli or extend his contract.

Hunt isn't going to give MORE money to a guy who's a fucking loser.

He saves more money firing Pioli with one year left on his contract than he does by giving him a new one.

If he fires him, he'll still have to pay him.

I'm not so sure Clark fires him even if the Chiefs finisn 4-12.

He has no balls.

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 01:51 PM
If he fires him, he'll still have to pay him.
.

Yes, but only for one year.

Not for multiple years, which is what a contract extension would involve.

Clark SAVES money by NOT giving MORE to a LOSER.

ChiefsandO'sfan
09-10-2012, 01:53 PM
Yes, but only for one year.

Not for multiple years, which is what a contract extension would involve.

Clark SAVES money by NOT giving MORE to a LOSER.

Nothing is ever gonna change man. Chiefs could go 1-15 and every game will be sold out next year.

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 01:53 PM
Nothing is ever gonna change man. Chiefs could go 1-15 and every game will be sold out next year.

It changed in 08, it will change this year.

Blackouts are coming.

BigMeatballDave
09-10-2012, 01:54 PM
It'll be interesting to see how it turns out.

Scott certainly has not earned an extension.

TEX
09-10-2012, 01:56 PM
This place is awesome today.

http://i.imgur.com/N8Qu4.gif

Just 15 more games of this Patriot Way bullshit and we can all look forward to the house cleaning.

Says who???

Brock
09-10-2012, 01:58 PM
Hunt has to either fire Pioli or extend his contract.

Hunt isn't going to give MORE money to a guy who's a fucking loser.

He saves more money firing Pioli with one year left on his contract than he does by giving him a new one.

You're dreaming. Pioli is doing exactly what Clark wants him to do.

bowener
09-10-2012, 02:01 PM
It is going to fucking blow when Pioli is fired, gets picked up by another shit team with the 1st overall pick, drafts a franchise QB, and goes on to be heralded as a genius for all eternity.

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 02:03 PM
You're dreaming. Pioli is doing exactly what Clark wants him to do.

Lose horribly?

Clark doesn't want that.

Season ticket sales were already shitty before this year. Clark's gonna do what he has to do.

Reerun_KC
09-10-2012, 02:04 PM
Lose horribly?

Clark doesn't want that.

Season ticket sales were already shitty before this year. Clark's gonna do what he has to do.

Based on what information?

Yours or something credible?

Brock
09-10-2012, 02:10 PM
Lose horribly?

Clark doesn't want that.

Season ticket sales were already shitty before this year. Clark's gonna do what he has to do.

I have seen no evidence of any kind that "clark's gonna do what he has to" from his bungalow in Fiji.

Reerun_KC
09-10-2012, 02:12 PM
I have seen no evidence of any kind that "clark's gonna do what he has to" from his bungalow in Fiji.

I wish I had one of those...

the Talking Can
09-10-2012, 02:15 PM
the only thing Clark wants is his weekly manscaping appointment and for his wife to quit bugging him for sexy time...

He makes Pioli say 'soccer' when reporting to him on the Chiefs

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 02:17 PM
I have seen no evidence of any kind that "clark's gonna do what he has to" from his bungalow in Fiji.

Money drives everything with Clark.

He's not gonna give more money to a guy who isn't making him money.

NJChiefsFan
09-10-2012, 02:27 PM
Money drives everything with Clark.

He's not gonna give more money to a guy who isn't making him money.

Doesn't he have to play him one way or another next year?

Hog Farmer
09-10-2012, 02:27 PM
You dumb fucks. We are one fucking QB away from being in the superbowl. Pioli has done agood job. What QB has he had the chance to replace Cassel with . Broke neck !!!!!

Brock
09-10-2012, 02:28 PM
Money drives everything with Clark.

He's not gonna give more money to a guy who isn't making him money.

It isn't reflected in his spending on talent, though, is it?

Ace Gunner
09-10-2012, 02:30 PM
This place is awesome today.

http://i.imgur.com/N8Qu4.gif

Just 15 more games of this Patriot Way bullshit and we can all look forward to the house cleaning.

Ya, because Clark Hunt knows what he is doing. I'm expecting the Hunts to sell before too long, likely before they have to blow up this staff.

If you really want to fix the problem you want Clark Hunt to sell.

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 02:34 PM
Doesn't he have to play him one way or another next year?

Yes.

But I'm pretty sure lame-duck GMs don't exist.

He'll be extended or fired after this year.

New World Order
09-10-2012, 02:39 PM
You dumb ****s. We are one ****ing QB away from being in the superbowl. Pioli has done agood job. What QB has he had the chance to replace Cassel with . Broke neck !!!!!



Easier said then done. What makes you think we are close to a SB? We have absolutely no CB depth or pass rushing aside from Tamba Hali. Every contender we have played with the exception of GB last year we get throttled

Hog Farmer
09-10-2012, 02:49 PM
Easier said then done. What makes you think we are close to a SB? We have absolutely no CB depth or pass rushing aside from Tamba Hali. Every contender we have played with the exception of GB last year we get throttled

Truth be known our backup secondary really didn't play that bad, they didn't give up big plays. We just couldn't get them off the field. Atlanta has probably the best passing attack in the NFL this year and a quarterback thats got "IT". We will get Tamba and Brandon back and we will start to Gel. It was good for our backups to get that experience in the long run. The season has a long ways to go.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-10-2012, 02:50 PM
Yes.

But I'm pretty sure lame-duck GMs don't exist.

He'll be extended or fired after this year.

Carl Pt II. Can't wait!

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 02:52 PM
Atlanta has probably the best passing attack in the NFL this year and a quarterback thats got "IT"..

LMAO

They are a good passing team but they are not New Orleans.

Oh hey, we play them in two weeks.

mcaj22
09-10-2012, 02:54 PM
LMAO

They are a good passing team but they are not New Orleans.

Oh hey, we play them in two weeks.


we have to worry about noodle dick Fitzpatrick throwing for 400 yards to a bunch of scrub WRs against us first

that is going to be painful watching that turd carve us up

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-10-2012, 02:54 PM
LMAO

They are a good passing team but they are not New Orleans.

Oh hey, we play them in two weeks.

NO = Schooled.

SuperChief
09-10-2012, 03:04 PM
This place is awesome today.

http://i.imgur.com/N8Qu4.gif

Just 15 more games of this Patriot Way bullshit and we can all look forward to the house cleaning.

The state of this website the past few months is the exact reason why I LOATHE coming to this place now. I come here to read Chiefs news, read some funny stuff from time to time, and see other Chiefs fans' point of view. Lately, it's all this:

**** our coach. **** Pioli. This team sucks. **** Cassell. **** our coach. **** Cassell. This team sucks. **** Pioli. **** Cassell. **** our coach. This team sucks. **** Cassell. **** Pioli. **** **** **** **** ****.

I understand the frustration of losing. Losing sucks balls. Venting your frustration is one thing; slapping a "**** this team" on this site everyday is a waste of ****ing bandwidth. I wish some of you would clutter up some other website with that shit.

Many people here offer their views on what they believe we should do, and that's great; the sprinkled in nonsense (see above) is what makes me want to come here less and less. I understand this board is intended for everyone and, for all intents and purposes, everyone's own brand of whatever. But Jesus - no reason to troll so much.

Just my opinion.

ChiefsandO'sfan
09-10-2012, 03:06 PM
:popcorn:The state of this website the past few months is the exact reason why I LOATHE coming to this place now. I come here to read Chiefs news, read some funny stuff from time to time, and see other Chiefs fans' point of view. Lately, it's all this:

**** our coach. **** Pioli. This team sucks. **** Cassell. **** our coach. **** Cassell. This team sucks. **** Pioli. **** Cassell. **** our coach. This team sucks. **** Cassell. **** Pioli. **** **** **** **** ****.

I understand the frustration of losing. Losing sucks balls. Venting your frustration is one thing; slapping a "**** this team" on this site everyday is a waste of ****ing bandwidth. I wish some of you would clutter up some other website with that shit.

Just my opinion.

saphojunkie
09-10-2012, 03:06 PM
This place is awesome today.

http://i.imgur.com/N8Qu4.gif

Just 15 more games of this Patriot Way bullshit and we can all look forward to the house cleaning.

Let's pretend that Pioli does get fired.

Gimme your rundown of how you want the next 364 days to go...

SuperChief
09-10-2012, 03:09 PM
:popcorn:

I'm sure those that choose will let 'er rip. That's fine. I'm not speaking for others directly. Just venting is all.

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 03:10 PM
Let's pretend that Pioli does get fired.

Gimme your rundown of how you want the next 364 days to go...

Too many days.

Just hire a GM who's priority is drafting a QB in the first round, and doesn't give a fuck about candy wrappers.

Dayze
09-10-2012, 03:10 PM
The state of this website the past few months is the exact reason why I LOATHE coming to this place now. I come here to read Chiefs news, read some funny stuff from time to time, and see other Chiefs fans' point of view. Lately, it's all this:

**** our coach. **** Pioli. This team sucks. **** Cassell. **** our coach. **** Cassell. This team sucks. **** Pioli. **** Cassell. **** our coach. This team sucks. **** Cassell. **** Pioli. **** **** **** **** ****.

I understand the frustration of losing. Losing sucks balls. Venting your frustration is one thing; slapping a "**** this team" on this site everyday is a waste of ****ing bandwidth. I wish some of you would clutter up some other website with that shit.

Many people here offer their views on what they believe we should do, and that's great; the sprinkled in nonsense (see above) is what makes me want to come here less and less. I understand this board is intended for everyone and, for all intents and purposes, everyone's own brand of whatever. But Jesus - no reason to troll so much.

Just my opinion.

you need Pie

SuperChief
09-10-2012, 03:11 PM
you need Pie

Pie sounds fantastic right now.

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 03:11 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/462279_301022226671559_2041164775_o.jpg

ChiefsandO'sfan
09-10-2012, 03:18 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/462279_301022226671559_2041164775_o.jpg

Right here is way Pioli wont be fired.

Munson
09-10-2012, 03:19 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/462279_301022226671559_2041164775_o.jpg

LMAOLMAOLMAO

Chocolate Hog
09-10-2012, 03:23 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/462279_301022226671559_2041164775_o.jpg

That's funny a few posters said Clark Hunt wasn't cheap.

gblowfish
09-10-2012, 04:30 PM
I'm sure those that choose will let 'er rip. That's fine. I'm not speaking for others directly. Just venting is all.

Sometimes we talk about poop and boobies and stuff.

And the Fail thread in the pics section makes me laugh just about every week.

BossChief
09-10-2012, 05:05 PM
That's funny a few posters said Clark Hunt wasn't cheap.

We are #3 in cash spending this year.

The only reason we have 26 million in cap room is because we rolled over 24 million from last year.

Stop being ignorant.

Chocolate Hog
09-10-2012, 06:28 PM
We are #3 in cash spending this year.

The only reason we have 26 million in cap room is because we rolled over 24 million from last year.

Stop being ignorant.

Brandon Carr says hey.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-10-2012, 06:37 PM
How many bottles of Jergens you go through yesterday?

Count Zarth
09-10-2012, 06:40 PM
How many bottles of Jergens you go through yesterday?

1 in the first half, 10 in the second half.

Patriot Way defense is arousing, Cassel failing is orgasmic.

listopencil
09-10-2012, 06:42 PM
You dumb ****s. We are one ****ing QB away from being in the superbowl. Pioli has done agood job. What QB has he had the chance to replace Cassel with . Broke neck !!!!!

Pig sperm is a hell of a drug.

listopencil
09-10-2012, 06:43 PM
The state of this website the past few months is the exact reason why I LOATHE coming to this place now. I come here to read Chiefs news, read some funny stuff from time to time, and see other Chiefs fans' point of view. Lately, it's all this:

**** our coach. **** Pioli. This team sucks. **** Cassell. **** our coach. **** Cassell. This team sucks. **** Pioli. **** Cassell. **** our coach. This team sucks. **** Cassell. **** Pioli. **** **** **** **** ****.

I understand the frustration of losing. Losing sucks balls. Venting your frustration is one thing; slapping a "**** this team" on this site everyday is a waste of ****ing bandwidth. I wish some of you would clutter up some other website with that shit.

Many people here offer their views on what they believe we should do, and that's great; the sprinkled in nonsense (see above) is what makes me want to come here less and less. I understand this board is intended for everyone and, for all intents and purposes, everyone's own brand of whatever. But Jesus - no reason to troll so much.

Just my opinion.

You wasted bandwidth by reposting that gif. Fail.

New World Order
09-10-2012, 06:56 PM
CR is my favorite poster, I will follow him wherever he goes

BossChief
09-10-2012, 09:03 PM
Brandon Carr says hey.

Routt had a good game yesterday.

Better than Carr did in his first game with Dallas.

Now, don't get that comment twisted...I'm not saying Carr is bad and Routt is good...just that over one week, Routt was better and he faced better competition, too.

Its too bad Flowers and Hali were out...

cdcox
09-10-2012, 11:51 PM
Routt had a good game yesterday.

Better than Carr did in his first game with Dallas.

Now, don't get that comment twisted...I'm not saying Carr is bad and Routt is good...just that over one week, Routt was better and he faced better competition, too.

Its too bad Flowers and Hali were out...

Routted was terrible. Getting burned was one thing, trotting along waiting for someone else to make the tackle bent it for me. He's not physical at all and looks like he lacks effort.

Rausch
09-10-2012, 11:54 PM
CR is my favorite poster, I will follow him wherever he goes

You have no choice.

Wherever you go, there you are...

L.A. Chieffan
09-11-2012, 12:05 AM
Routted was terrible. Getting burned was one thing, trotting along waiting for someone else to make the tackle bent it for me. He's not physical at all and looks like he lacks effort.

Wtf game were you watching?

BigRock
09-11-2012, 01:54 AM
Pioli's not getting fired.

We can all cite The Top 50 Epic Fails of Scott Pioli without missing a beat, but he still has cred to 99% of the NFL world. He's gotta do a belly flop in front of the whole party and then walk away sobbing with a pink belly before people get the picture. Otherwise Pioli sycophants like Peter King would eat Clark alive for being an overreactionary with unrealistic expectations.

"Sure, Pioli could have found a better QB. But hey, they don't grow on trees, you know. And I'm sure upgrading that spot would have been his top priority this offseason. And, yes, Todd Haley was a mistake. But who could have seen that coming? The truth is the Chiefs had dug themselves a very deep hole, and if Hunt thought Pioli or anyone else could have dug them out of it this quickly, then he's delusional. PS, Mr. Hunt, good luck getting any legitimate GM prospects to sit down with you after not even giving the almighty Scott F. Pioli a legitimate chance."

That's all we'd hear.

BigRock
09-11-2012, 02:03 AM
Incidentally, I think this may be the first time I've ever seen all the Official Clark Hunt Memes laid out in one thread like this.

Hunt wont have the balls to fire Pioli 2-14 and he is safe.
I'm not so sure Clark fires him even if the Chiefs finisn 4-12.

He has no balls.

In 2008, only one season after Clark began running the franchise with no oversight from his dad, he -- to put it cleanly -- completely changed the direction of the team.

To put it uncleanly, Clark handcuffed Carl Peterson to the headboard like Carl was a cuckolded husband being forced to watch his wife fuck another guy. Carl's wife was the Chiefs, the other guy was Herm Edwards, and to Carl's unending horror, Herm gave it to her rebuild style, which Carl always thought was too dirty and unbecoming for his lady.

And Clark didn't just approve it, he filmed it and then threw Carl out in the street when it was over.

Chiefs Fan Meme: CLARK HAZ NO BALLS, KEN DOLL LOL

Money drives everything with Clark.

It should go without saying that the decision to let Herm go young and rebuild didn't do much for attendance or any other measure of business, since after talking a good game about patience and rebuilding, three quarters of the fanbase melted down two weeks into the '08 season.

And up to that point, Carl was still successfully using bullshit and slight of hand to keep Arrowhead full well into December. Because, hey, we might go 9-7 and sneak in, and then anything can happen!

So while Clark could have kept on pumping Carl's well for a few more years, he opted to seal and cover it instead.

Chiefs Fan Meme: CLARK LIKEY MONEY, WANT SEASON TICKET?

the only thing Clark wants is his weekly manscaping appointment and for his wife to quit bugging him for sexy time...

He makes Pioli say 'soccer' when reporting to him on the Chiefs

Clark abandoned Carl's financially-successful-but-a-failure-onfield method and put the team on a path better suited to longterm winning. Then he oiled up, flexed, and went out and hired the biggest fish in the GM pond to run his franchise.

Chiefs Fan Meme: CLARK NO CARE WINNING LOL SOCCER

It isn't reflected in his spending on talent, though, is it?

It has been oft-reported that the Chiefs spent the 9th most cash in the league in 2011. Apparently, at least going into the season -- the rankings will surely fluxuate in the coming months as contract extensions and whatnot get done -- the Chiefs have now risen to 3rd on that list.

Chiefs Fan Meme: CLARK NO SPEND KC CHEAPS

Did I miss any?

Big Smoke
09-11-2012, 02:14 AM
It changed in 08, it will change this year.

Blackouts are coming.

STFU and get a life.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-11-2012, 02:13 PM
If Pioli doesn't pull the trigger, I'm dropping out until he's gone.

lcarus
09-11-2012, 02:16 PM
I love you too.

TEX
09-11-2012, 03:17 PM
This place is awesome today.

http://i.imgur.com/N8Qu4.gif

Just 15 more games of this Patriot Way bullshit and we can all look forward to the house cleaning.

Yeah -The "PATRIOT WAY" LMAO - Get a TOP 5 QB and let him make up for the rest of the deficiencies on the team.

BTW, Denver gets it...

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-11-2012, 03:22 PM
Yeah -The "PATRIOT WAY" LMAO - Get a TOP 5 QB and let him make up for the rest of the deficiencies on the team.

BTW, Denver gets it...

You ain't shittin', Mable.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-11-2012, 03:27 PM
Yeah -The "PATRIOT WAY" LMAO - Get a TOP 5 QB and let him make up for the rest of the deficiencies on the team.

BTW, Denver gets it...

Blow a bunch of first rounders, have Miller fall in your lap, and sign a 40 year old QB coming off neck surgery....OK

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-11-2012, 03:49 PM
Blow a bunch of first rounders, have Miller fall in your lap, and sign a 40 year old QB coming off neck surgery....OK

Sign a REAL vet QB coming off neck surgery.

Let's get it straight.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-11-2012, 03:51 PM
Sign a REAL vet QB coming off neck surgery.

Let's get it straight.

Don't get me wrong he's WAY ahead of where I thought he'd be, but dudes one hit away from being a vegetable.

htismaqe
09-11-2012, 03:53 PM
Don't get me wrong he's WAY ahead of where I thought he'd be, but dudes one hit away from being a vegetable.

He got sacked 3 times and they hit him several more Sunday night. I think the idea he's gonna get hurt is wishful thinking at this point.

Count Zarth
09-11-2012, 03:56 PM
Don't get me wrong he's WAY ahead of where I thought he'd be, but dudes one hit away from being a vegetable.

Our QB is a fucking turnip already.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-11-2012, 04:10 PM
He got sacked 3 times and they hit him several more Sunday night. I think the idea he's gonna get hurt is wishful thinking at this point.

Our QB is a fucking turnip already.

These.