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gblowfish
09-12-2012, 11:57 AM
What a looker! She looks like Luke Hocheaver in drag!

http://i47.tinypic.com/a0fbs.jpg

http://tinyurl.com/8n784zl

Amanda Jean Linscott, 26, was arrested on a charge of armed robbery.
A Florida woman has been charged with armed robbery after she allegedly pulled a gun while having sex with a man driving a car.

Amanda Jean Linscott, 26, met the victim, whose name has not been released, when she and a friend visited a pub in Port Charlotte on Sept. 3, WINK reports.

Later that night, the two women went with the man to a private residence, according to authorities. Linscott's friend and the victim reportedly had sex, then the two women left.

The man says Linscott's friend had said she needed money, so he gave her $120. Later that night, he called the friend's cell phone and they planned to meet up at a convenience store. When he arrived at the store, though, only Linscott was there.

Linscott told him her friend had abandoned her. Then, he says, he and Linscott got into his car, where she started having sex with him as he drove.
He told police that Linscott then asked for cash, and when he said he had already given all of his money to her friend, she held a revolver up to his head. He says he punched her in the face so that she would let go of the weapon, according to WTSP.

The man lost control of the vehicle and crashed into a palm tree. His car went flying through the air, Fox 4, reports, then skidded across two front yards.

Linscott took off, but was later arrested and is being held without bond.

TheGuardian
09-12-2012, 12:07 PM
HAWWWT!

Predarat
09-12-2012, 12:30 PM
Its funny, if you put your hand and cover one side of the pic, she kind of looks like a normal regular blah kind of girl, if you do the same to the other side, she looks like a crazy zombie that wants to kill you to death.

T-post Tom
09-12-2012, 12:57 PM
Sure to be the inspiration for "Monster II".

Mike in SW-MO
09-12-2012, 01:09 PM
Wait! You mean consorting with prostitutes can lead to bad things happening?

Who'da thunkit?

listopencil
09-12-2012, 02:11 PM
Its funny, if you put your hand and cover one side of the pic, she kind of looks like a normal regular blah kind of girl, if you do the same to the other side, she looks like a crazy zombie that wants to kill you to death.

Yup

tooge
09-12-2012, 02:22 PM
she needs to be turned into food for the fat people farm

scho63
09-12-2012, 04:06 PM
What a looker! She looks like Luke Hocheaver in drag!

http://i47.tinypic.com/a0fbs.jpg

http://tinyurl.com/8n784zl

Amanda Jean Linscott, 26, was arrested on a charge of armed robbery.
A Florida woman has been charged with armed robbery after she allegedly pulled a gun while having sex with a man driving a car.

Amanda Jean Linscott, 26, met the victim, whose name has not been released, when she and a friend visited a pub in Port Charlotte on Sept. 3, WINK reports.

Later that night, the two women went with the man to a private residence, according to authorities. Linscott's friend and the victim reportedly had sex, then the two women left.

The man says Linscott's friend had said she needed money, so he gave her $120. Later that night, he called the friend's cell phone and they planned to meet up at a convenience store. When he arrived at the store, though, only Linscott was there.

Linscott told him her friend had abandoned her. Then, he says, he and Linscott got into his car, where she started having sex with him as he drove.
He told police that Linscott then asked for cash, and when he said he had already given all of his money to her friend, she held a revolver up to his head. He says he punched her in the face so that she would let go of the weapon, according to WTSP.

The man lost control of the vehicle and crashed into a palm tree. His car went flying through the air, Fox 4, reports, then skidded across two front yards.

Linscott took off, but was later arrested and is being held without bond.

ROFL

Only in Florida! Sounds more like the guy paid a prostitute and they turned on him. Truth is stranger and funnier than fiction!

Chocolate Hog
09-12-2012, 05:47 PM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/VespertineIconoclast/bugs-bunny-remove-FL.gif

Flachief58
09-12-2012, 05:54 PM
ROFL

Only in Florida! Sounds more like the guy paid a prostitute and they turned on him. Truth is stranger and funnier than fiction!

Yeah, cause nothing odd EVER happens in vaginia

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42887887/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/man-arrested-bra-panties-accused-stabbing-goat

scho63
09-12-2012, 06:29 PM
Yeah, cause nothing odd EVER happens in vaginia

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42887887/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/man-arrested-bra-panties-accused-stabbing-goat

HEY This is WEST Virginia. This proves my point about Floridians, you don't even know the difference between Virginia and West Virginia!

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ChiefGator
09-12-2012, 06:35 PM
HEY This is WEST Virginia. This proves my point about Floridians, you don't even know the difference between Virginia and West Virginia!

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Actually, he called it Vaginia, not Virginia. (Was that on purpose.. if so never heard that before).

And that chick was still the best lay I ever had... I just lament the loss my Pinto. At least it took out some annoying bitches' yards.

Flachief58
09-12-2012, 06:39 PM
HEY This is WEST Virginia. This proves my point about Floridians, you don't even know the difference between Virginia and West Virginia!

%(/

Meh, north/south /east /west vaginia. It's all pink inside

Flachief58
09-12-2012, 06:40 PM
Actually, he called it Vaginia, not Virginia. (Was that on purpose.. if so never heard that before).

And that chick was still the best lay I ever had... I just lament the loss my Pinto. At least it took out some annoying bitches' yards.

It was on purpose

scho63
09-12-2012, 06:43 PM
Meh, north/south /east /west vaginia. It's all pink inside

Now that is the truth! :thumb:

Unless she is about 60 and then it looks like well done roast beef.....

Flachief58
09-12-2012, 06:46 PM
Now that is the truth! :thumb:

Unless she is about 60 and then it looks like well done roast beef.....

Does your grandma know you talk that way about her?

scho63
09-12-2012, 06:48 PM
Does your grandma know you talk that way about her?

Incest is best....

Flachief58
09-12-2012, 06:49 PM
Incest is best....

ROFL It's the Vaginia way ROFL

scho63
09-12-2012, 06:52 PM
ROFL It's the Vaginia way ROFL

In Virginia, we are God fearing, church loving people.

Once I drive into West Virginia the shit hits the fan and everyone starts humping each other.

Flachief58
09-12-2012, 06:56 PM
You got a purty mouth

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scho63
09-12-2012, 07:01 PM
This is our biggest issue right now in Northern VA- RAPID BEAVERS!

Beavers Gone Wild-no shit!

Another rabid beaver attacks in Northern Virginia

A rabid beaver approached young children at a nature center in Fairfax County over the weekend, officials said, just days after another rabid beaver bit an 83-year-old woman in a Fairfax lake.

About 11:30 a.m. Saturday, Fairfax County Animal Control officers went to Hidden Pond Nature Center in Springfield. The incident occurred during a program in which about 15 children were participating.

The kids were fishing when a beaver was spotted approaching a dock where about four or five children were located, a nature center staff member who witnessed the incident told Fairfax County Park Authority spokeswoman Judy Pedersen.

To prevent exposure to rabies:
> Vaccinate pets
> Prevent pets from roaming unattended
> Teach children not to handle wildlife or unfamiliar animals
> Don't adopt wild animals, and don't feed wild or stray animals
> Seal openings in homes to prevent wildlife from entering
Source: Fairfax County Health Department
The beaver jumped on the dock, staggered and jumped toward a 4-year-old girl, Pedersen was told. The staff member grabbed the girl, some of the children's fathers took the kids away from the area, and nature center staff immediately called police.

"Certainly the children were startled by it," Pedersen said.

An Animal Control officer shot and killed the beaver, police officials said. No one was bitten, and there were no injuries.

The 4-year-old girl's family felt they had a "wild fishing story" to tell people in the future, Pedersen said.

This incident was the second involving a rabid beaver in Fairfax County in a matter of days. On Sept. 4, Lillian Peterson was bitten by a beaver while she was swimming in Lake Barcroft.

"I really think it's a coincidence" that there were two rabid beavers found in one week, said Fairfax County Health Department spokesman Glen Barbour.

On Sunday, a rabid raccoon was seen acting strange and walking toward people near homes near Lake Barcroft, police officials said. It is unknown whether the raccoon bit the beaver that attacked Peterson. Animal Control officers plan to canvass the area with educational fliers about rabies.

Barbour could not say whether there was an increase in rabid wildlife at Lake Barcroft, but he said rabies occurs naturally in the county and that rabies activity countywide appears to be consistent with levels in previous years.