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gblowfish
09-12-2012, 01:16 PM
And the Florida News hits just keep rolling in! This is a genuine poop thread:

http://tinyurl.com/9kb7wll

Police in Gainesville, Fla., say Johnny Broestler, 46, smeared poop-stained underwear on another man's face during an argument about rent.

When Johnny Broestler got in an argument over rent with a man who lived on the same property, he took matters into his own hands, officials say.

Unfortunately, those hands were filled with poop-stained underwear, which he allegedly smeared on his victim's face, the Gainesville Sun reported.

The reported excrement incident started when Broestler entered the trailer of Walter Liddell, 60, and demanded money to give to the landlord.

Liddell, who was napping at the time, woke up and started arguing with Broestler, according to the Independent Florida Alligator. Things got fecally physical when Broestler grabbed some dirty underwear and smeared it on to Liddell's face, according to the arrest report.

“The underwear was full of poop, and he was trying to wipe it all over me,” Liddell told the Alligator. He added that he pushed the underwear back into Broestler's face.

The skid mark skirmish spilled outside and continued until a neighbor broke it up. Liddell called police.

“When the cops came by, [Broestler] was still covered with the poop,” Liddell said. “He never tried to wash himself to get it off.”

Deputy Craig Smith, who answered the call, duly noted that Liddell had fecal matter on his neck and ear, and took Broestler to jail, where he was charged with battery. He remained there as of Monday in lieu of a $5,000 bond, the Gainesville Sun reported.

Sorter
09-12-2012, 01:17 PM
http://gifs.gifbin.com/florida.gif

Munson
09-12-2012, 01:18 PM
That's a shitty situation.

Luke Warm
09-12-2012, 01:23 PM
I wouldn't take shit from nobody either.

frankotank
09-12-2012, 01:45 PM
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Radar Chief
09-12-2012, 01:59 PM
The skid mark skirmish spilled outside and continued until a neighbor broke it up.

:LOL: LMAO I hate it when that happens. “Skid mark skirmish.” ROFL

mdchiefsfan
09-12-2012, 02:01 PM
Shit happens

listopencil
09-12-2012, 02:02 PM
http://gifs.gifbin.com/florida.gif

^

Rain Man
09-12-2012, 02:40 PM
So there was dirty underwear full of feces just lying around? How does that happen? Do you accidentally soil yourself, curse a little, take it off, and then throw it on the floor for next laundry day? It seems like one would generally at least empty it before throwing it down.

seclark
09-12-2012, 02:47 PM
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frankotank
09-12-2012, 02:48 PM
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frankotank
09-12-2012, 02:49 PM
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WHAT!!!!? no rubber gloves!? :shake:
FAIL

Radar Chief
09-12-2012, 02:50 PM
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OMG the look on that dogs face. LMAO

MIAdragon
09-12-2012, 02:51 PM
So there was dirty underwear full of feces just lying around? How does that happen? Do you accidentally soil yourself, curse a little, take it off, and then throw it on the floor for next laundry day? It seems like one would generally at least empty it before throwing it down.

Its there for protection of course. You never know when your nosy neighbor will barge into your double wide and you need to defend yourself. Its rather prefect if you think about it, cheap, easy to fabricate and exceptionally effective. Biological warfare at its finest.

frankotank
09-12-2012, 02:52 PM
maybe it WASN'T poop.....

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Rain Man
09-12-2012, 02:53 PM
Its there for protection of course. You never know when your nosy neighbor will barge into your double wide and you need to defend yourself. Its rather prefect if you think about it, cheap, easy to fabricate and exceptionally effective. Biological warfare at its finest.

But he didn't have proper training, apparently, because the attacker was able to seize the weapon and use it against him. This is why we need feces-stained underwear control laws.

BoneKrusher
09-12-2012, 03:01 PM
Cassels shorts from the Ravens wild card game?

qabbaan
09-12-2012, 04:01 PM
http://gifs.gifbin.com/florida.gif

I thought the weather was improving this week...

KCUnited
09-12-2012, 04:06 PM
There's a rheason I try to avoid Florida.

Flachief58
09-12-2012, 04:25 PM
Stupid shit happens everywhere

http://www.connectmidmissouri.com/news/story.aspx?list=194664&id=777564

Frosty
09-12-2012, 04:27 PM
This is why we need feces-stained underwear control laws.

Underwear doesn't spread feces on people; only people spread feces on people.




Edit: So do monkeys.

Radar Chief
09-12-2012, 04:32 PM
Underwear doesn't spread feces on people; only people spread feces on people.




Edit: So do monkeys.

Your feces stained underwear is merely a tool, it is the hard heart that smears it on another man. /Gunny Hartman

Setsuna
09-12-2012, 08:51 PM
blowfish...all this Florida bashing is uncalled for.

Shaid
09-12-2012, 08:56 PM
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ohiobronco2
09-12-2012, 10:29 PM
blowfish...all this Florida bashing is uncalled for.

Yes. The smear campaign must stop.

crazycoffey
09-13-2012, 03:29 AM
Frankie is taking his ban pretty hard I guess...

Al Bundy
09-13-2012, 03:41 AM
That's Gainesville for you.

Bob Dole
09-13-2012, 06:33 AM
Bob Dole would probably skip the post skirmish interview given that it was hit own shit filled skivvies.