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KChiefer
09-16-2012, 03:16 PM
#1) Put that lotion away on Sundays, you can just use your tears.

#2) For mental stimulation, envision the number of wins the chiefs will have this year.

#3) For clean up, use your chiefs apparel.

This is a great, cost effective way to create the endorphins you are supposed to generate while watching your favorite football team.

Luke Warm
09-16-2012, 03:20 PM
I'd need at least 4 snickers bars first

seclark
09-16-2012, 03:23 PM
never jerked off to football games.
sorry,
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gblowfish
09-16-2012, 03:28 PM
Matter Bation?

bevischief
09-16-2012, 03:30 PM
Watching the Chiefs is a turn BIG TURN off.

KChiefer
09-16-2012, 03:30 PM
I'd need at least 4 snickers bars first

I see. You prefer to eat facsimiles of the chiefs offense, defense, special teams, and coaching.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ZUE_xceDLo/TDb42dC1fdI/AAAAAAAAAZ8/jUbMRex_j1Q/s1600/caddyshack.jpg

bevischief
09-16-2012, 03:32 PM
Midgets.

Luke Warm
09-16-2012, 03:33 PM
I see. You prefer to eat facsimiles of the chiefs offense, defense, special teams, and coaching.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ZUE_xceDLo/TDb42dC1fdI/AAAAAAAAAZ8/jUbMRex_j1Q/s1600/caddyshack.jpg

LMAO

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-16-2012, 03:34 PM
Most won't beat off till draft day anyway

KChiefer
09-16-2012, 03:58 PM
never jerked off to football games.
sorry,
sec

Why not? It's not like it'd be any MORE shameful than if someone walked in on you watching today's game with your pants still on.