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Iowanian
09-16-2012, 09:48 PM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZsNhO3nPX-QHohlvEy1WseW3SPhO_RVC3BDo9qpkneINa__TX



Of course, neither do they pass or catch or block or tackle or cover or sack....or cover punts or kickoffs.

Bacon Cheeseburger
09-16-2012, 09:49 PM
It's a shame that such a cool logo is being wasted on such a shit franchise.

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 09:50 PM
I will use this thread to make dastardly comparisons as to what it may be like to be a Chiefs fan

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 09:50 PM
Matt Cassel wouldn't be one of the "right 53" unless you were talking about a gang bang starring 90210 cast rejects.

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 09:51 PM
Romeo's defense couldn't stop a bowel movement if it's diet were only cheese and concrete.

Flachief58
09-16-2012, 09:53 PM
Watching the Chiefs is as much fun as removing all of your teeth with a jackhammer

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 09:55 PM
Oh yeah?

Being a life long Chiefs fan is like having edward scissorhands for a prostate doctor, only this season......he's played by Michael J Fox.

BigMeatballDave
09-16-2012, 09:57 PM
Romeo's defense couldn't stop a bowel movement if it's diet were only cheese and concrete.

:LOL:

Flachief58
09-16-2012, 09:58 PM
Matt is to football what the Iceberg was to the Titanic

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 09:58 PM
"hey guys, last week's play was unacceptable. We have players that need to make plays and they did some good things I thought and next weeks' game we are going to ask them to make plays, as coaches we were looking at X's and o's and then I got to thinking about something else, because the O's remind me of something

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpZf6cqSyDQ-FlSxULRM2RSTusr2P8XArWbpaW1nnbZdYFxlJGJQ


So as you can see, the reason we've been blown out is we've been game planning O's vs O's and forgot all about the X's."
/coach Dunkin

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:02 PM
The Chiefs are so serious about winning that today, I witnessed 2 white running backs on the field at the same time. AT THE SAME TIME.


Apparently the glazed are Offense as seen above.

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:15 PM
Today after the game I went for a walk in the country. I saw a couple of turkey buzzards with their heads up the south end of a north facing bloated skunk.

I thought in would make me feel better to do something nice for someone else, so I took off my Chiefs jersey, laid it out like a picnic blanket on the other side of the road and put a piece of fresh cake on it.

One took his head out of the bloated lower colon and said no thanks, that would leave a sour taste in my mouth.




I'm thinking about getting a twitter and tagging some @kcchiefs

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:22 PM
If Cleveland Fans are suffering a "Factory of Sadness" Chief fans are naked and strapped into some contraption in the green room of SAW XII.

Count Zarth
09-16-2012, 10:23 PM
Let it all out. Have a good cry.

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:24 PM
If Chuck Noland had been a Chiefs fan instead of a Titans fan, he'd have gotten back to the states, saw today's game and swam back to the island without his ball.

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:30 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is like being a deaf mute and having Skinsbra being your only interpreter.

Bambi
09-16-2012, 10:31 PM
lol

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:32 PM
75% of the earth's surface is covered by water, the rest is covered by the dispair of Chief fans over 30 years old.

Rain Man
09-16-2012, 10:33 PM
Hang in there, Chiefs fans. We feel sorry for you.

Romeo's Pants
09-16-2012, 10:33 PM
75% of the earth's surface is covered by water, the rest is covered by the dispair of Chief fans over 30 years old.

sherwin-williams.jpg

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:34 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is like having a hot girlfriend whose face was burned off in 2004 when Geathers scrambled Trent Green's eggs for good and a tragic accident in 2009 resulted in a Vagina transplant.

The donor....Michelle Duggar.


FML

Flachief58
09-16-2012, 10:37 PM
Hang in there, Chiefs fans. We feel sorry for you.

Thank you for your support. I envy you for being a fan of an actual NFL team

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:38 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is like having a GPS in your car that is stuck on max volume and won't shut off. The voice....Fran Dresher.

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:41 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is like watching 3hrs of 2 girls 1 cup with your family 16 times per year.


Eventually you'll just get used to it and plan your day around it so you don't miss a fart.

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:44 PM
These kids offered me $12/month when they found out I was still a Chiefs fan.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR22eFXNzZU02f6Uv-WV9cnlNjSL3JseqYrZf-UAIMLO9zjSjTAXQ

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:45 PM
I think a joke comparing the above photo to #7's arm strength would be effective too, but it didn't seem appropriate to disparage the muscle mass of these children like that.

Rausch
09-16-2012, 10:46 PM
I'll be here.

I wont' go to a game. I won't buy a ticket.

I'll still collect Chiefs TP holders and door mats and pay twice as much for their ghey comforter...


But no, I'm not going to show up. And in short, I lose. I miss the people that we met and meeting new people through people.

I miss going to games. I miss WANTING to go to games...

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:47 PM
Scott Pioli is so bad at building a team that the day after last year's storm, Joplin residents met him at the city limit and said "no thanks we're good"

BIG_DADDY
09-16-2012, 10:49 PM
I'll be here.

I wont' go to a game. I won't buy a ticket.

I'll still collect Chiefs TP holders and door mats and pay twice as much for their ghey comforter...


But no, I'm not going to show up. And in short, I lose. I miss the people that we met and meeting new people through people.

I miss going to games. I miss WANTING to go to games...

I wanted to come out for the 28th as a birthday present to myself. I am so glad I didn't.

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:50 PM
Just for BD.


This is what happens when an NFL team gets all of it's Govt recommended Vaccinations

BIG_DADDY
09-16-2012, 10:52 PM
Just for BD.


This is what happens when an NFL team gets all of it's Govt recommended Vaccinations

And is being fed an overabundance of Monsanto #2 corn. :thumb:

zigbazah
09-16-2012, 10:52 PM
The Chiefs went to visit an orphanage......................


"It was good to put a smile on the faces of people who have no hope and are constantly struggling".

.......................... Said Joseph, age six.

Rain Man
09-16-2012, 10:52 PM
Thank you for your support. I envy you for being a fan of an actual NFL team

Yeah, life is good as a 49ers fan. I've been reading up, and just found out that Joe Montana was a 49er before he was a Chief. Amazing.

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 10:53 PM
#50 knows what it is like to be a Chiefs fan about halftime of week 1 every year.

"hey, we're gonna be good we're gonna be good"....BLAM! /reality

http://cjzero.com/gifs/TateDecleatsLee.gif

Rain Man
09-16-2012, 10:53 PM
The Chiefs went to visit an orphanage......................


"It was good to put a smile on the faces of people who have no hope and are constantly struggling".

.......................... Said Joseph, age six.


Nice one.

Flachief58
09-16-2012, 10:54 PM
Yeah, life is good as a 49ers fan. I've been reading up, and just found out that Joe Montana was a 49er before he was a Chief. Amazing.

He was no mark casshole, but he was servicable IIRC

Rain Man
09-16-2012, 10:56 PM
He was no mark casshole, but he was servicable IIRC

Holy cow! Jerry Rice was also on my team! For years!

I'm loving this whole 49er fan thing. Jerry Rice is way better than Sylvester Morris.

BIG_DADDY
09-16-2012, 10:57 PM
The Chiefs went to visit an orphanage......................


"It was good to put a smile on the faces of people who have no hope and are constantly struggling".

.......................... Said Joseph, age six.

LMAO

Flachief58
09-16-2012, 10:57 PM
Holy cow! Jerry Rice was also on my team! For years!

I'm loving this whole 49er fan thing. Jerry Rice is way better than Sylvester Morris.

Who?

Rausch
09-16-2012, 10:58 PM
Yeah, life is good as a 49ers fan. I've been reading up, and just found out that Joe Montana was a 49er before he was a Chief. Amazing.

What the fuck is this?

I understand how you could be confused being that the 49'ers have become the 90's chiefs and all but...

And for the record the 49'ers took a bunch of misfits, post-1st round picks, and castoffs and build their 3-4 into the most feared D in the league.

BIG_DADDY
09-16-2012, 10:59 PM
Holy cow! Jerry Rice was also on my team! For years!

I'm loving this whole 49er fan thing. Jerry Rice is way better than Sylvester Morris.

I think you should post some Ronnie Lott videos to get pumped up.

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 11:00 PM
So He's basically Craphonso Thorpe? No...Chris Penn? I got it...He's like Sean Lachapelle? So many recent Chiefs receiving greats in the past 20 years to choose from.

Rain Man
09-16-2012, 11:00 PM
I think you should post some Ronnie Lott videos to get pumped up.

He was a 49er too!?!?!

Psyko Tek
09-16-2012, 11:02 PM
Iowanian is on fire tonight
don't hold back

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 11:03 PM
Great. now I am on fire.

Scott Pioli probably made it out of aids trees.

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 11:05 PM
Matt is to football what the Iceberg was to the Titanic



NO.

If the Chiefs front office were piloting the Titanic, they'd have backed up and hit the iceburg a 2nd time because it wasn't sinking fast enough.

No need to be afraid though, they'll do it while they're spinning the wheel to see which section wins the $1.50 cold pizza.

Rausch
09-16-2012, 11:06 PM
You miss 10 minutes on here and it's 4 hours of finding out WTF you missed...

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 11:06 PM
Did I ever show you all the really awesome Chiefs Tat I got on my chest?

Flachief58
09-16-2012, 11:09 PM
Did I ever show you all the really awesome Chiefs Tat I got on my chest?

I believe you have

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 11:10 PM
I think I'd rather ride the free-fall thrill ride at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom Amusement Park barefoot than see what New Orleans is going to do to the Chiefs next week.


It's going to be like when Marsellus Wallace and his friends have us in the cellar after bruce willis hurt us for what we did.

They'll probably look like evil clowns and call us Katrina the whole time.........

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 11:14 PM
You know how I know Michael Clark Duncan was a Chiefs fan?
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSYr9_PgGgO3IT6XFcp3x4wcWb3ynkonFU6uVowo_evQaLRl7LI




About the 2nd quarter, I knew what Del felt like when Percy squashed his circus mouse....

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 11:19 PM
OK.
I kind of feel like I have some the demon flies spit out. That must be why I'm tired.

Rausch
09-16-2012, 11:23 PM
You know how I know Michael Clark Duncan was a Chiefs fan?

About the 2nd quarter, I knew what Del felt like when Percy squashed his circus mouse....

We are the 300.

















EVERY YEAR...

Iowanian
09-16-2012, 11:30 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/2hp820y.png


bonecrusher must be recognized for artistic representation of the Chiefs fan view of each game.

BIG_DADDY
09-16-2012, 11:39 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is like licking your lips and them eternally stuck on a frozen steel pole in the Antarctic.

Cornstock
09-16-2012, 11:43 PM
Iowanian's streak is the best thing that has come out of today. A much needed laugh.

Rausch
09-16-2012, 11:44 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/2hp820y.png


bonecrusher must be recognized for artistic representation of the Chiefs fan view of each game.

Holy $3it that is awesome.

Iowanian
09-17-2012, 06:58 AM
Even the next morning, watching this team is like drinking a gallon bad tequilla spiked with Mexican ice made from untreated water.

That said....another gem from bonecrusher
http://i50.tinypic.com/34e21zb.png

Iowanian
09-17-2012, 07:02 AM
Being a fan of a team run by Scott Pioli is like Omaha working at Lane Bryant for the chics.

Spongeblack Bobtard
09-17-2012, 07:03 AM
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

and neither does Flowers....

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Dartgod
09-17-2012, 07:06 AM
I haz a sad.

scho63
09-17-2012, 08:25 AM
Being a Chiefs fan is like doing 40 years at Leavenworth and your cell mate is Lexington Steele and they won't allow vaseline

Mugalug
09-17-2012, 03:57 PM
Today... for the first time... I'm jealous of the Browns.

Iowanian
09-17-2012, 07:32 PM
My brotherinlaw is a Lions fan.

A Detroit Lions fan currently feels sorry for Chiefs fans......


Rooting for the Chiefs is like having diarhea while you're wearing white pants, your belt is stuck and there is a line for the 1 seat stall. It's uncomfortable, it's likely to get messy and the only thing that makes it feel better is for it to be over.

bricks
09-17-2012, 07:58 PM
What do the Chiefs Defense and a 24 hr operation have in common?

They are always open.

bricks
09-17-2012, 07:59 PM
Getting through the Chiefs defense is like cruising on a freeway sunday morning traffic free.

Iowanian
09-17-2012, 08:10 PM
The Chiefs are easier to score on than a bronco fan's mother when the rent is due and she's at bike week.

PRIEST
09-17-2012, 08:25 PM
LMAO

Iowanian
09-17-2012, 09:10 PM
These Colors don't run. Neither does Gilbert Grape's mama.


Being a Chiefs fan is about as much fun as having her sit on your face when it's hot outside and her AC is broken.



It is kind of fun watching her son, Arnie Manning getting his ass kicked on MNF though
https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcIDyngT4HKAq7_9Iut2lxTNV820Q6tPFji3sPuR3ANlEoebeVgw
"I threw 4 int's in the first half, huh gilbert"

bricks
09-18-2012, 07:57 AM
Being a Chiefs fan is like being in the arctic on the winter solstice where it's all frozen, cold and the sun just never rises.

JD10367
09-18-2012, 09:27 AM
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Iowanian
09-23-2012, 01:17 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is like a home circumcision with a dull chainsaw every sunday.

KChiefs1
09-23-2012, 01:19 PM
It's a shame that such a cool logo is being wasted on such a shit franchise.

:thumb:

Iowanian
09-23-2012, 01:22 PM
Matt Cassel is so bad at quarterback, opposing defenses are now putting their punter and kicker out as db's to rest their starters.

Iowanian
09-23-2012, 01:27 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is a unique experience.

It's not every team that has the nerve to put the Lollipop Guild out on the field as a starting defense.

Iowanian
09-23-2012, 02:27 PM
These colors don't run, or pass....when down by 3 with a minute left and a time out....


Being a Chiefs fan is like playing for the tie with 2 minutes left............

scott free
09-23-2012, 02:33 PM
Oh yeah?

Being a life long Chiefs fan is like having edward scissorhands for a prostate doctor, only this season......he's played by Michael J Fox.

LMAO indeed it is.

Iowanian
09-24-2012, 02:15 PM
Today, being a Chiefs fan is like walking in on your wife with 2 naked men sitting on the couch with her, and you're happy because due to the fact you came home early, she didn't cheat on you.


Today, the Chiefs are your Good, Bad girlfriend, who you are talking to again against the advice of most of your friends.

Iowanian
09-30-2012, 11:57 AM
Being a Chiefs fan is like masturbating with a porcupine hide.

Iowanian
09-30-2012, 12:43 PM
Being a Chiefs fan on Sundays is a mixed bag.

It's kind of like
"oh, an email from grandma....what is the attachment?" /click Tubgirl!

cabletech94
09-30-2012, 12:45 PM
Being a Chiefs fan on Sundays is a mixed bag.

It's kind of like
"oh, and email from grandma....what is the attachment?" /click Tubgirl!

pics or gtfo

LMAO

Iowanian
09-30-2012, 12:47 PM
Ever wonder how much shit you can take as a fan before it's too much?

Keep watching

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScOGbAacsQrOO5z3JPe3VyGViI-HgwmUnCPCPCeH1hPad7Ee8IMg

Iowanian
09-30-2012, 12:55 PM
In another thread, I saw the Chiefs referred to as the Royals of the NFL.

That's not really a fair comparison.


The Royals have won a championship in my lifetime.

Gonzo
09-30-2012, 01:25 PM
Being a chiefs fan is like finding out your wife is a lesbian. At first, you're all like, "Hey! This could be a great show!" but then you realize that it's just a big waste of time because you're never going to get a three-way and her breath always smells like old salmon.

Iowanian
09-30-2012, 02:18 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is like getting advice on love, sex and marriage from MTG10, Gochiefs and RoyIII.




Gonzo....I hate to break it to you, but your wife...she's gay with your sister on this story pal.

Gonzo
09-30-2012, 04:31 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is like getting advice on love, sex and marriage from MTG10, Gochiefs and RoyIII.




Gonzo....I hate to break it to you, but your wife...she's gay with your sister on this story pal.

LMAO
Sounds about right.

Simply Red
09-30-2012, 04:33 PM
I never credited you Iowanian, for this thread, I think i'd quit forever or something, when it was published. But I ROFL while reading this, intially. Then LOL'd again today.

Ty! well done sir.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-30-2012, 04:34 PM
LMAO

Flachief58
09-30-2012, 04:38 PM
They may not run but they do get the shit beat out of them alot

Simply Red
09-30-2012, 04:46 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is like getting advice on love, sex and marriage from MTG10, Gochiefs and RoyIII.




Gonzo....I hate to break it to you, but your wife...she's gay with your sister on this story pal.

it takes a real seasoned Planeteer to know all of the different 'Roys' - i always thought they were the same poster or maybe two of the same and an extra Mr. Kotter mult.

qabbaan
09-30-2012, 04:51 PM
The chiefs are like watching half a porno and then realizing its your grandmother

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-30-2012, 04:53 PM
The chiefs are like watching half a porno and then realizing its your grandmother

LMAO

Iowanian
09-30-2012, 05:38 PM
The chiefs are like watching half a porno and then realizing its your grandmother

That's the spirit qabbaan(there should be a damn "U" after the Q.....



But lets face it, you KNEW it was your grandmother right up until the sock was starched, qOedipus.

Iowanian
09-30-2012, 05:39 PM
Also....judging by today's turnover and fumbles.....These colors don't hang onto the ball when they do run.



With a little pressure in his face, Matt Cassel puckers and flinches like a 12 year old getting his 2nd hug from Uncle Sandusky.

Iowanian
10-01-2012, 09:19 AM
Being a Chiefs fan is physically uncomfortable on days like today.

It's "I have a turtle head with a diarhea chaser and I'm 15 minutes from home with nowhere to stop" uncomfortable.

Same results on the field in the first quarter every week as the first 30 seconds after you get in the door at home.

gblowfish
10-01-2012, 09:21 AM
The chiefs are like watching half a porno and then realizing its your grandmother

"Daddy???"

Iowanian
10-01-2012, 11:06 AM
Being a Chiefs fan is like taking a nice sunday drive on a sunny autumn afternoon, you flip the radio over to 101thefox just in time to hear Len Dawson say the score....you look up just in time to open your mouth as you rear end a police car....The air bag deploys, only it's full of dairy cow feces.



You awaken from your daze just in time to hear that your starting quarterback just threw another interception!

Dayze
10-01-2012, 11:14 AM
being a Chiefs fan is like going to the strip club and getting a private dance, and thinking 'man..this chick really likes me. I should ask her out".

Ace Gunner
10-01-2012, 11:16 AM
speaking of clubs. Baby seals. Chiefs. Clubs.

Dayze
10-01-2012, 11:18 AM
Being a Chiefs fan is like taking a nice sunday drive on a sunny autumn afternoon, you flip the radio over to 101thefox just in time to hear Len Dawson say the score....you look up just in time to open your mouth as you rear end a police car....The air bag deploys, only it's full of dairy cow feces.



You awaken from your daze just in time to hear that your starting quarterback just threw another interception!

I'll thank you not to include me in your twisted fantasies.

Iowanian
10-01-2012, 12:19 PM
being a Chiefs fan is like going to the strip club and getting a private dance, and thinking 'man..this chick really likes me. I should ask her out".


....and finding out she is a dude about half way through the post-first-date-hummer

Dayze
10-01-2012, 01:08 PM
....that you thought was awesome, even after knowing his 'status'.

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 10:36 PM
Now entering this thread, the first relevant photo in a google search and the quarterback suffered by Chief fans during that year. "Chiefs+Year"

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 10:39 PM
1994-Joe Montana. It was an awesome year to be a Chiefs fan. Monday night shootout....lots to love about being a Chiefs fan. 35 year patch....Go Chiefs

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTWATxKk9LIbdgiPz8yjVqyfNgLTK1QQKV3emTyrt0HJLTfFiO

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 10:43 PM
1995-Steve Bono The 49erfication of the Chiefs continues with a career backup QB..but what a bootleg runner! 1 year since a playoff win.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTa2uqJ7DuWDJpVJMkeETfBUDpcjepDAFju9fcM2T9p17bzEuEoyA

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 10:49 PM
1996-Steve Bono-Rich Gannon. Maybe this Ivy League-Wade Wilson backup viking can play....maybe not
2years since a playoff win, but it's still sunshine at Arrowhead
The olympics were here. USA USA USA. Female American Gymnast breaks her foot, still wins Gold....Chiefs don't medal. #82 is Derrick Walker

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBcJOGRBLvKF2TgAU_M9aZ3Fq2PeKd5nCvlFdi1W-Nr0J5cTlE9w

You bastard

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 10:52 PM
1997-Elvis Grbac more 49erfication Rich Gannon
I can't throw it and Catch it TOO!!! a real warrior at Qb.....if he'd have only stayed injured....Google? What's a google?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQv3yYgG-FlUorVrrUXbMakw0H4uFKZZzSdeRbefbZ9j5A7VSt

Alot of hope left in Kansas City fandom!

you sonnabitch.

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 10:57 PM
1998-Rich Gannon Elvis Grbac
The Broncos....the F'nG broncos........

Mr Clinton, your humidor smells odd

Elvis will bring us to the promised land!/chiefs

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQjSc0UjRAsQIgrNv82-ZTTFkoNNuIwfjFotC_NhfRcoNIt1AR


Ok...maybe....nope.

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:01 PM
1999-Elvis Grbac.....still

What the hell is a Euro?


This young feller can play ball
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6MbFpmDhE1VpmBCOvgeYzH4f9i4CzuIJY6AQd0K5cOaXorCqnAg

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:09 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXGzRZC6VDoWZJvtU8XY5HC5K5zC78RHIzfNSBR1jOQ-KNTU6S
In the yeeeeeeeeeeeear Two THOOOOOOOOOOOUSAND "in the year 2000, Chief fans realize what they have in the dipshit Elvis Grbac while Gannon is tearing it up in Oakland for the hated raiders......"
2000-Elvis Grbac Sucks.....Warren Moon


Sure glad Elian Gonzalez made it home.

Upstart Rams and Dick Vermeil are pretty good.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQbvv0oYyshsNTBKdpgqLJupRl0WnPsEMhM-wg7InG1EaOFSrG_


Dammit Carl!

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:14 PM
2001-The year we make Contract....with TrINT Green
This new guy with the bad leg can't throw.....

Shit hits the world's fan. Football fans unite.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRv4BFOZFplWXxoo1JObZ6NoEAlzqruc9UOcmO81C_KSpdkyB12bQ

New talent is here....but USA!USA!

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:15 PM
2002-TrENT Green is here.
Welcome to KC Willi ROAF!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQbZfSD8B6MQYCz1lr5e9OBiXCubQ4N3_w0zvuAbFW0A8ScS7HNGA


This would be pretty fun if we had a defense.....

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:17 PM
2003- Trent Green
Priest Holmes is a running back!!!! Dante Hall Crushes Broncos.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1xLviZGEADuvMQtP_DeE5vg_iuphBas08zayQ3Av3yMvUny38qg


If we only had a defense....this could have been our year.....Chief fans devestated by Indy at home. The first real chance at a playoff win in 9 years.

sonnabitch

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:19 PM
2004- Trent Green

Maybe they're listening! Maybe they're listening

7-9 sucks.
Someone hit the jackpot by accident in the 4th round
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1W6y8dGEXETM-sLNyD7gcbAOPGpKMipZgPDNNHKnQYURWeTpQ0A

Just a few more pieces......

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:21 PM
2005-Trent Green.
If we can just get a defense, this could be our year!

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2lxpKNcnrgBngJTT7YJOAyfU59_GQ28YjmTDNgxpRpNPxriMT3A

10-6 and miss the playoffs....FML

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:24 PM
2006- Trent Green(dammit cheap shot Bengals) Dammon F(big F) Huard

12 years since a playoff win.....that's long enough for a baby to have been born and enter puberty

KC loses Lamar Hunt, but has Herman Edwards and the Tampa 2

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeyUInLZZ8vS761odMFFeaill3SIrwKcEFKO-7IciPDqvSv_es

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:27 PM
2007-Dammon Huard...really? Brodie Croyle will save us!

9 game losing streak, 4-12. This shit really isn't that fun anymore

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzbUHuibS164cD_k4hEqP6_FlT5ZqJLwPEE4UmybhzoTXnM1FiSQ

4 and 12....and Huard is the Starter.....not really believing so much today

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:30 PM
2008-Tyler Thigpen, Damon Huard-Brodie Croyle....Yeah, that's what they trotted out.
year 3 of Hermanator....2-14? Are you Friggin kidding me?

Chief fan is starting to be annoyed

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMbVh-IyiBpLa8dNpfsnay9MjsaGnC2nwc8QVW7RFw-5IFAfWL

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTIDfsWp8oaXGE8vjJrbbY2nH_pDkVdzFahbiI-MFi3pSXX0lMKaQ

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:33 PM
2009-Matt Cassel! We're Gonna BE THE PATRIOTS! WOOHOOO

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvi9Dg85QAp_IdqfbbzsalJKlKuKfwCz7lYxeTYTwQS_QmZRkuxQ
a new anniversary is marked since a playoff win

Scott Pioli replaces the one and only King Carl.....and the floors have never been cleaner. He's brought his secret weapons from NE to end our dispair...be patient Chief fans....it's a process
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgDLXnrPsNPIpbXKQUux4oNRybWqKvcdyx5GTAAXTlhZ9UG5KPjg

Oh yeah...it's 50 years!
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfSnXEJZ7h__fwEPGhG0V4JGlqATr3Q1uC916IQa9kZGiXyYuTEQ

It was uglier than your 8th grade girlfriend....but I guess it's an improvement

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:39 PM
2010-Matt Cassel -Brodie Croyl

the 8th grade girlfriend grew breasts but still has braces.....

Back into playoffs like blind man into bakery, and Baltimore commits an act of prison rape that makes Ray Lewis cringe. Is it 1984 and did I just enter a car and go 88mph? because it's about to happen again this weekend in 2012

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSt6R8cOmIGYq3TTL70mHyzFHtfpXdyc6NaY1h3O9W75Mp3Qv9O6w

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:42 PM
2011-Matt Cassel-tyler Palko-Kyle Orton

Oh no...we suck again.....Tyler Palko that many games? Really? Do you HATE US!
SONNA BITCH!

Romeo, Romeo where art thou Romeo.

Really?! REALLY!!! IS this the shit we're paying for?!!

"Whats' the fuss guys...it's a process"
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJW2ZIBz4y8mg5FV1y5x5rCyR74Y1P-CR_NQWKn6dJH5fZdolk

It's been HOW MANY YEARS SINCE A PLAYOFF WIN? WHICH OTHER TEAMS ARE ON THAT LEVEL???? HOly Shitbricks

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:45 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is like watching that for the past 15 years......


Jesus. I think I'm going to tell my Kids to cheer for the Packers, who coincidentally are a smaller market team, were worse, built a championship team, sucked again, built another Championship team.


Holy crap...being a Chiefs fan IS like watching a porno and figuring out it's your grandma...and then realizing it's the only video that does it for you anymore.....


SONNABITCH! YOU WONDER WHY there might be a flying banner sunday!??

Iowanian
10-02-2012, 11:50 PM
nsfw-language

Because I'm a Chiefs fan, I'm often told I may need therapy, but I can only afford Action Figure Therapy after my camero payment and mullet perms.

maybe Pioli and Cassel should just grow a mustache.

Watch...this will not disapoint
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OS2yuSIcN74" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PiWkhET56uA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Iowanian
10-03-2012, 06:16 AM
Matt Cassel couldn't score on a raider fan's sister on prom night with 2 bottles of Boones Farm apple wine

Iowanian
10-03-2012, 07:05 AM
*Credit to Pawnmower for the inspiration for this..


Being a Chiefs fan is like generational poverty.

your grandfather was a Chiefs fan who hit it big in the 60's...he taught your father to be a Chiefs fan as he drank away his fortune around bad investments. Your father had seen the glory days so he made you a Chiefs fan as a share cropper in a shitty apartment but got you a decent house in the suburbs in the 90s. He lost it on poor investments and you're back in an apartment, teaching your son about the Chiefs.....

Maybe it would be smarter to work a 2nd job, tell him to cheer for a winner.....the college degree of NFL fans.

We toil in the mines to pay the company store and get by.....

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRt2636C0PhC4V4dZg5pOCr2eU0AsOzRlAuBdbQJv8tuyj0ssqR

Nooooooo booooody knows......the trouble I've seeeeeen

Iowanian
10-03-2012, 09:32 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is like winning an exotic vacation in a sweepsteaks.

Week 1. YEAH! I WIN A VACATION!!!!
Week 3......Oh crap, it's in Juarez, Mx

Pitt Gorilla
10-03-2012, 11:00 PM
2003- Trent Green
Priest Holmes is a running back!!!! Dante Hall Crushes Broncos.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1xLviZGEADuvMQtP_DeE5vg_iuphBas08zayQ3Av3yMvUny38qg


If we only had a defense....this could have been our year.....Chief fans devestated by Indy at home. The first real chance at a playoff win in 9 years.

sonnabitch
Ugh. A little defense would have been wonderful.

Iowanian
10-04-2012, 07:32 AM
Putting that string of posts together was depressing. It was like a roller coaster that almost left me car sick typing them.

A lot of years of fail with a couple of things to enjoy.

Iowanian
10-05-2012, 11:17 PM
Being a Chiefs fan this year is about as much fun as being Larry Johnson's girlfriend when he gets home from a night on the town.

Simply Red
10-05-2012, 11:20 PM
Being a Chiefs fan made DrJohnnyFever relapse.

Iowanian
10-08-2012, 12:42 PM
If you owned a Cell phone during the last Chiefs Playoff win, it probably looked like this

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvAoL1YLh9NC9dNpVMe_M9v73LNOlZUmtjLY5swr_rUC9MrY2haA

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSzg9WEtibOlRmuZbwJPuKRl0-KhTF2J1HlEeMxXDpFEQmgBo10WA




Today, your Samsung GalaxyIII has more computer power than Apollo 13.

Iowanian
10-10-2012, 08:04 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is like being hit helmet-helmet-helmet between a couple of Rinos, and waking up to 31 opposing fan bases and your own management Booing you as you're carted off the field.

Iowanian
10-14-2012, 05:01 PM
The Royals are glad there is no Red in their uniforms and are upset about comparisons between them and the Chiefs.



These colors, can't run Scott Pioli and co out of town fast enough with a flame thrower full of rocketaids fuel.

Iowanian
10-14-2012, 09:49 PM
"CHIEFS WILL"

....fail the fans in every way possible.



Market that.

Iowanian
10-14-2012, 09:49 PM
A 90 year old Monk in solitary confinement is more likely to score than this team in the first quarter.

Iowanian
10-14-2012, 10:00 PM
Pioli and Crennel should feel like fish who are working the laundry at Shawshank tomorrow.



The media sisters should really give them the angry pickles.

Iowanian
10-18-2012, 08:34 PM
Being a Chiefs fan is like having Deb Detweiler as your next door neighbor, only she's drunk, has a megaphone and you live in tents.

Iowanian
10-18-2012, 08:36 PM
The Jamaican bobsled team has held as many leads in NFL games as the kansas city Chiefs in 2012.

J Diddy
10-18-2012, 08:39 PM
"CHIEFS WILL"

....fail the fans in every way possible.



Market that.

I think "chiefs will" was a subliminal ploy to have everyone leave their money to Clark after we die.

Iowanian
10-19-2012, 02:08 PM
I have 47000 posts on a chiefs board since 2000, and just as many playoff wins as Chiefs quarterbacks since Joe Montana retired.

Do you know how many Nations have broken up and name changed and undergone re-branding efforts since the last Chiefs playoff win?

Iowanian
10-20-2012, 08:30 AM
Last night while driving with Brideowanian I got this great idea for a way to make watching this year's Chiefs football enjoyable to watch. So here's what I suggested.

"To make watching the Chiefs fun and something to look forward to I have invented a new game. In this game, every time Matt Cassel causes a turnover, we engage in an escalating sex act"

She laughs and says

"That's not a bad idea, but it's not going to work......You'd probably have to poop on my chest by the 2nd quarter"


Today, I'm working on the board or the twister mat version of my new game.

HUMP to Conclusion

INTercourse
fumBJle

the teaser.....you're praying for the Pick 6

you'll have to pay to see the rest, but to make it playable for those who watch the entire game I'll probably have to invent something not even in the kama sutra

4th quarter is for the true sickos anyway......so you may have to urinate up a nose hole to watch the end of the game. Play at your own risk.

whoman69
10-20-2012, 12:12 PM
I have 47000 posts on a chiefs board since 2000, and just as many playoff wins as Chiefs quarterbacks since Joe Montana retired.

Do you know how many Nations have broken up and name changed and undergone re-branding efforts since the last Chiefs playoff win?

Western Samoa is now known as Samoa. All of the Yugoslav states have since gone independent. Zaire is now called the Democratic Republic of Congo. Just a note for those who may not have seen the news.

beach tribe
10-20-2012, 12:28 PM
nsfw-language

Because I'm a Chiefs fan, I'm often told I may need therapy, but I can only afford Action Figure Therapy after my camero payment and mullet perms.

maybe Pioli and Cassel should just grow a mustache.

Watch...this will not disapoint
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OS2yuSIcN74" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PiWkhET56uA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ROFL he sounds like Kenny Fuckin Powers

BigMeatballDave
10-20-2012, 01:34 PM
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/377411_212065208926462_1655628829_n.jpg

Iowanian
10-20-2012, 02:41 PM
The more I think about it, the better idea the Matt Cassel game-day board game really could be.

Hell, it might be worthy of a new thread, so that everyone can play it at home Vs the hated Raiders.

Iowanian
10-28-2012, 09:42 PM
My oldest child was born and on her 2nd day of life we watched a Chiefs game from a hospital chair.

As a 2nd grader, The Chiefs have not beaten the Hated Oakland Raiders at home since the year of this child's birth.

That's what it's like to be a Chiefs fan.

Since the Chiefs have beaten Oakland at home, the Child has learned to use a crawl, speak English, Read and Write, Ride a bike, throw and catch and hit a ball better than half of the Royals.......I'm hoping the child isn't driving before the next home win versus the Raiders.

Holy Shit...........It's fun being a Chiefs fan.

Iowanian
10-30-2012, 01:18 PM
Snookie has quarterbacked the Chiefs to as many leads this season as the 3 persons being paid as professional quarterbacks on the Chiefs roster.

Caseyguyrr
10-30-2012, 02:32 PM
so have I

Iowanian
11-18-2012, 09:19 PM
These colors don't run, but today the team is so shitty that red turned to black.



This team needs an enema.

The Titans and Panthers were created from concept and been in a superbowl since the Chiefs last win and the Texans are strong contenders this year.

Since the last Chiefs PLAYOFF WIN....Chiefs fans have agonizingly watched The Broncos, Chargers, Raiders and Lowly Sea hawks compete for 5 super bowl titles...FIVE Championships from the AFCW since the Chiefs have last sniffed a single wildcard round playoff win.

lewdog
11-18-2012, 09:22 PM
How do you come up with some of the shit you posted in here....Classic!

ROFL

Simply Red
11-18-2012, 11:17 PM
These colors don't run, but today the team is so shitty that red turned to black.



This team needs an enema.

The Titans and Panthers were created from concept and been in a superbowl since the Chiefs last win and the Texans are strong contenders this year.

Since the last Chiefs PLAYOFF WIN....Chiefs fans have agonizingly watched The Broncos, Chargers, Raiders and Lowly Sea hawks compete for 5 super bowl titles...FIVE Championships from the AFCW since the Chiefs have last sniffed a single wildcard round playoff win.


:LOL:

Iowanian
11-19-2012, 06:15 PM
It's too bad these colors don't get as much run on Sundays as "Save Our Chiefs" has today......Jamal Charles would probably have 3,000 yards.


Save Our Chiefs scored more direct hits today than the US Navy did at Midway.

Iowanian
11-29-2012, 11:44 AM
When I was in college I volunteer coached a flag football team for young adults with Down Syndrome and other challenges. It was awesome.

The college football team was the bad news bears. They were almost as bad as the Chiefs. One night at a party, some football players were being assholes, spraying beer around, trying to be the Animal House guys or something. An argument ensued. At some point, I find myself encircled by half a dozen college football players with zero or 1 win on their record for the season, apparently wanting to beat me until the candy came out.

At that point, I chose to say the following:

"You guys are acting like dickheads. I coach a flag football team of people with Down Syndrome who could play the same schedule you have this year, and win just as many games..........and you want to act like big shit here?"

That same flag football team could play the Chiefs schedule and be within 1 win of the same record.

These colors don't run.....much better that my old flag football team. At least my guys would have given full effort and done something we could cheer as fans.

Iowanian
11-29-2012, 10:45 PM
Tonight I was reading and pondering the state of the Chiefs and why this has played out the way it is and how #7 could suck so bad.


This isn't Chiefs football....It's the next Borat Movie.

Sasha Cohen is about to take a helmet off after the last INT of the season and say "Great Success...That'sa nice"

Iowanian
12-10-2012, 02:13 PM
How convenient the game this past sunday was played in Cleveland.

Why you may ask?

Because the noise the Chiefs played for the fans? The Brown noise.

Iowanian
12-24-2012, 10:38 AM
Well,

Apparently these Colors CAN run....for 350 yards vs the Colts.

It's just that these colors can't score.....unless it's an 80+ yard run.



Hopefully, in 1 more week these colors will run this shit regime out of the midwest faster than the typhoon diarhea gets rid of a bad taco.

something cooler
12-24-2012, 10:49 AM
discolored urine well yesterday, for sure

Iowanian
07-16-2014, 11:15 AM
being a Chiefs fan is like going to the strip club and getting a private dance, and thinking 'man..this chick really likes me. I should ask her out".

....and finding out she is a dude about half way through the post-first-date-hummer



I guess we know why Jim Jones likes the Chiefs.