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Otter
09-17-2012, 07:19 AM
Hey ass hat, don't try to step into a cage with 1000 pound reptiles wearing a dress and try to step over them like a log. You just entered the food chain.

Not graphic at all but you can tell what happens. A Chiefs fan who had too much? You decide.

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KC Tattoo
09-17-2012, 07:29 AM
Man couldn't see shit to what happened when the guys steps in the way. Then a bunch of the cameramans fingers. I could tell what happened but disapoint in seeing what happens to a dumbass.

Otter
09-17-2012, 07:31 AM
Man couldn't see shit to what happened when the guys steps in the way. Then a bunch of the cameramans fingers. I could tell what happened but disapoint in seeing what happens to a dumbass.

He tried to step over a reptile with indifference to your species and was drug in the water. Mob mentality in the crocks set in and it was good night dumb ass.

Stepping over a 40 pound sleeping pit bull would be dumb. A 1000 lb crock is just plain stupid. You walk around those things with reverence and respect.

KC Tattoo
09-17-2012, 07:36 AM
He tried to step over a reptile with indifference to your species and was drug in the water. Mob mentality in the crocks set in and it was good night dumb ass.

Stepping over a 40 pound sleeping pit bull would be dumb. A 1000 lb crock is just plain stupid. You walk around those things with reverence and respect.

Ya I saw him trip and the crock take advantage of the supper meal lay in front of him, but then the camera got all shaky and a thumb was in the way. couldn't see the crock drag the guy into the water.

Old Dog
09-17-2012, 07:36 AM
You walk around those things

The hell you say....

threebag02
09-17-2012, 07:42 AM
Natural Selection. If he wasn't wearing a dress he probably would have been okay.

Otter
09-17-2012, 07:52 AM
So Jenson or Reaper...

Do we ban crocodiles, zoos, the people who keep them or just accept there are stupid people that need to be eradicated?

HEY YOU!!! OUT OF THE DNA POOL!!!

FAX
09-17-2012, 07:57 AM
Here Lies Croc Whisperer
Never Bested. Just Digested.

FAX

KC Tattoo
09-17-2012, 09:06 AM
http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii574/KCTattoo58/attachment-7.jpg

NOW HERE IS LUNCH FOR THE CROCODILE

Frazod
09-17-2012, 09:12 AM
Fucktard. It's what's for dinner.

Hog Farmer
09-17-2012, 09:13 AM
What country was that in ?

Nevermind ! Duh !

La literatura
09-17-2012, 09:16 AM
So Jenson or Reaper...

Do we ban crocodiles, zoos, the people who keep them or just accept there are stupid people that need to be eradicated?

HEY YOU!!! OUT OF THE DNA POOL!!!

Is there some sort of analogy here to transgendered people in southern states?

Bane
09-17-2012, 09:19 AM
1 less.

La literatura
09-17-2012, 09:19 AM
Is there some sort of analogy here to transgendered people in southern states?

Does it go something like this: Southern people are like crocodiles, and transgendered people are like vulnerable people; vulnerable people should not go in crocodile pits, and transgendered people should not go to the South. If vulnerable people go in crocodile pits and are eaten, there should be no sympathy or condemning of the crocodile. If transgendered people get injured or killed in the South, there should be no sympathy or condemning of the abusers/murderers.

Any sympathy or condemning of the abusers/murderers misses the essential similarity between crocodiles and southern people who come across a transgendered person: they can't help but kill the vulnerable/transgendered person. It's the nature of southerners to kill transgendered people just as it is the nature of crocodiles to eat vulnerable people.

Rain Man
09-17-2012, 09:43 AM
We need to set up a nonprofit to train third-world people in camera work.

So was that actually a zoo? Or was it just some public area where big ol' crocodiles run the beach? That definitely didn't look a good area to be beachcombing.

Fish
09-17-2012, 09:48 AM
We need to set up a nonprofit to train third-world people in camera work.

So was that actually a zoo? Or was it just some public area where big ol' crocodiles run the beach? That definitely didn't look a good area to be beachcombing.

It's from the Ivory Coast. Essentially the same thing there...

Rain Man
09-17-2012, 10:09 AM
It's from the Ivory Coast. Essentially the same thing there...


Those were some big crocodiles. I didn't realize they got that big in Africa.

Fish
09-17-2012, 10:32 AM
Those were some big crocodiles. I didn't realize they got that big in Africa.

Yeah.. It's like Texas, but with man eating animals...

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Hog Farmer
09-17-2012, 10:34 AM
Yeah.. It's like Texas, but with man eating animals...

http://imageshack.us/a/img24/16/giantq.jpg


Are those all the bodies that came out of his stomach ?

saphojunkie
09-17-2012, 10:44 AM
Are those all the bodies that came out of his stomach ?

This croc isn't that big. They're using a camera trick called "forced perspective." On the far right, you can see a guy sitting Indian-style. These people are all several feet behind the wall that the croc is on, but positioned to make it seem like they are right next to it.

However, a Croc this big was captured in the Philippines. Weighed well over a ton.

Fish
09-17-2012, 10:47 AM
This croc isn't that big. They're using a camera trick called "forced perspective." On the far right, you can see a guy sitting Indian-style. These people are all several feet behind the wall that the croc is on, but positioned to make it seem like they are right next to it.

However, a Croc this big was captured in the Philippines. Weighed well over a ton.

http://imageshack.us/a/img534/3862/certifiedexpertphotosho.png

Hog Farmer
09-17-2012, 10:58 AM
This croc isn't that big. They're using a camera trick called "forced perspective." On the far right, you can see a guy sitting Indian-style. These people are all several feet behind the wall that the croc is on, but positioned to make it seem like they are right next to it.

However, a Croc this big was captured in the Philippines. Weighed well over a ton.

To know all this you must be part Blackfoot.

Sorter
09-17-2012, 11:00 AM
Sapho is right.

Saulbadguy
09-17-2012, 11:01 AM
Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali...in Hell!

Sorter
09-17-2012, 11:02 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/29/mystery-giant-crocodile-croc-africa-cryptozoology_n_1239178.html

Here's the 21ft salty caught in the Philippines

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2034007/Worlds-largest-crocodile-captured-Philippines-villagers.html

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Rain Man
09-17-2012, 11:04 AM
Yeah.. It's like Texas, but with man eating animals...


Hopefully with fewer radioactive tubes lying around, though.

I wonder if they put out warnings that people should stay at least 25 feet away from the crocs.

KC Tattoo
09-17-2012, 11:05 AM
This croc isn't that big. They're using a camera trick called "forced perspective." On the far right, you can see a guy sitting Indian-style. These people are all several feet behind the wall that the croc is on, but positioned to make it seem like they are right next to it.

However, a Croc this big was captured in the Philippines. Weighed well over a ton.

This is Lolong weighing in over a ton and 21feet long.

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They caught him september 2011 & they are keeping him for tourist revinue. Big ass croc but wasn't the killer croc they thought he was. They scoped his stomach and didn't find any human remains inside. However there is rumors and evidence supporting that there is a bigger Croc out in there region.

KC Tattoo
09-17-2012, 11:08 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/29/mystery-giant-crocodile-croc-africa-cryptozoology_n_1239178.html

Here's the 21ft salty caught in the Philippines

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2034007/Worlds-largest-crocodile-captured-Philippines-villagers.html

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Dang you I took too long. fuck Rep comming your way sir.

Otter
09-17-2012, 12:02 PM
Does it go something like this: Southern people are like crocodiles, and transgendered people are like vulnerable people; vulnerable people should not go in crocodile pits, and transgendered people should not go to the South. If vulnerable people go in crocodile pits and are eaten, there should be no sympathy or condemning of the crocodile. If transgendered people get injured or killed in the South, there should be no sympathy or condemning of the abusers/murderers.

Any sympathy or condemning of the abusers/murderers misses the essential similarity between crocodiles and southern people who come across a transgendered person: they can't help but kill the vulnerable/transgendered person. It's the nature of southerners to kill transgendered people just as it is the nature of crocodiles to eat vulnerable people.

Exactly and thank you. You've done well. Have a Scooby biscuit.