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tooge
09-17-2012, 02:04 PM
So, I met a bronco fan this morning. She is pretty hot, so I've gotta preface everything else with that. Anyhow, we get talking while I'm getting gas. she has an old and faded Broncos jersey with faded jeans on. Normally I'd want to grudge fuck a bronco fan, but I found myself agreeing with everything she said.
Her: My team looks solid
Me: yeah, they might be one of the best in the AFC
Me: Hindsight, I wish Manning would have come here
Her: I heard he wouldn't even talk to the chiefs
Me: Can you blame him? the front office is like the sopranos here
Her: well, good luck except for when you guys play us
Me: actually I'd just as soon Manning beats the heck out of the chiefs to guarantee change.

I actually said this stuff, and I actually beleive it. I'm shocked. I wouldn't even take a bronco player in fantasy football I hate them so much. I'll be hunting that day.

BTW, anyone need a ticket to the chiefs v broncos at arrowhead?

Deberg_1990
09-17-2012, 02:06 PM
Worthless without pics

vailpass
09-17-2012, 02:06 PM
Talking football with a cute chick and pretending you value her opinions. Nice.

Reerun_KC
09-17-2012, 02:06 PM
Pics or it didnt happen...

Slainte
09-17-2012, 02:07 PM
anyone need a ticket to the chiefs v broncos at arrowhead?

Fuck no, but I have one for sale. Good luck to me unloading that albatross...

vailpass
09-17-2012, 02:09 PM
**** no, but I have one for sale. Good luck to me unloading that albatross...

Sure you want to sell?

It's a 1-1 split damn near every year. The years when Denver comes to Arrowhead as the favorite are the years KC beats us.

Just sayin'....

Slainte
09-17-2012, 02:10 PM
Sure you want to sell?

It's a 1-1 split damn near every year. The years when Denver comes to Arrowhead as the favorite are the years KC beats us.

Just sayin'....

Shut up.

DMAC
09-17-2012, 02:11 PM
A cute chick wearing a football jersey....

Guessing not cute at all.

tooge
09-17-2012, 02:12 PM
Talking football with a cute chick and pretending you value her opinions. Nice.

I wish that were the case. I actually believe what she said. my team sucks, my owner sucks, my gm sucks, and hers (yours) really wants to win. I'm envious. Still hate the broncos, but I'm envious.

Setsuna
09-17-2012, 02:12 PM
Sure you want to sell?

It's a 1-1 split damn near every year. The years when Denver comes to Arrowhead as the favorite are the years KC beats us.

Just sayin'....

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u13/wesa2j06/Ackbar.jpg

vailpass
09-17-2012, 02:14 PM
Shut up.

Facts are facts. Sell your tickets for all I care.
Skin that smoke wagon, see what happens.

Reerun_KC
09-17-2012, 02:14 PM
No pics?

Did happen.

vailpass
09-17-2012, 02:18 PM
I wish that were the case. I actually believe what she said. my team sucks, my owner sucks, my gm sucks, and hers (yours) really wants to win. I'm envious. Still hate the broncos, but I'm envious.

I understand. Perhaps this will help you in your moment of weakness toward your hated rival...

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Slainte
09-17-2012, 02:43 PM
Facts are facts. Sell your tickets for all I care.
Skin that smoke wagon, see what happens.

I will listen to all your advice, Go Chiefs...

Garcia Bronco
09-17-2012, 03:00 PM
Did you get her number?

THEN WTF ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!

BryanBusby
09-17-2012, 03:04 PM
Tits or GTFO

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-17-2012, 03:05 PM
Did she meet "lil tooge"?

siberian khatru
09-17-2012, 03:06 PM
Pussy. One of the most powerful forces in the universe.

New World Order
09-17-2012, 03:07 PM
Impossible, women can't be sports fans

Phobia
09-17-2012, 03:50 PM
You should have hit her in the balls.

Fish
09-17-2012, 03:51 PM
Probably a penis under there. You never know with those Donkey fans....

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-17-2012, 04:53 PM
Was probably Knowmo2724

DaFace
09-17-2012, 04:59 PM
Are you hitting on my wife? :cuss:

Chief_For_Life58
09-17-2012, 05:21 PM
this is probably one of the best threads ever. I just learned so much. Bro please tell me more!

HoneyBadger
09-17-2012, 06:45 PM
Probably a chick with a dick.