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Titty Meat
09-20-2012, 08:13 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/19/suzanne-welker-sex-driving-car-gun_n_1897613.html?utm_hp_ref=crime


Life lesson: If you see someone having sex while driving a car, keep your eyes on the road.

Suzanne Welker, 31, was reportedly performing oral sex on Ernest Felix Gonzales, 27, as he was driving an SUV on Florida's I-95 Sunday afternoon, according to WJXT-TV. The couple allegedly became irate when noticed that a family was watching them from another vehicle, and they followed the family for more than 10 miles before confronting them with a semiautomatic weapon.

Louis Carr, 24, says he was driving north on the interstate with his girlfriend, Kristin Broughman, and his 3-year-old son, and couldn't help but notice the Nassau couple doing the deed.

When the couple noticed the family staring, Carr says, Welker "jumped up in the seat bare butt, mooned us through the window."

Gonzalez then reportedly slowed his SUV, began to tail Carr's pickup truck, and even attempted to run him off the road and into a guardrail, according to the Florida Times-Union.

Carr ultimately pulled into the parking lot of a restaurant and bar owned by his parents. Gonzalez and Welker followed close behind. That, Carr told WJXT, is when "everything went crazy."

Welker and Gonzalez hopped out of their SUV, Welker toting a semiautomatic handgun. Witnesses say that Gonzalez approached Carr in a threatening manner. When witnesses announced that they were calling the police, the pair allegedly got back into their vehicle and drove away, UPI reports.


Carr and Broughman say the couple mistakenly thought they had taken photos of them having sex.

Welker and Gonzalez were later arrested at their residence in Fernandina Beach. Both were charged with indecent exposure and aggravated assault.

Sex, guns, and moving vehicles have caused trouble for a lot of Floridians lately. Earlier this month, Amanda Linscott was charged with armed robbery after she allegedly pulled a gun while having sex with a man driving a car.

Titty Meat
09-20-2012, 08:13 PM
This story takes place in.......


Wait for it.......


http://gifs.gifbin.com/florida.gif

Lumpy
09-20-2012, 08:19 PM
I'm NEVER moving to Florida. :shake:

Titty Meat
09-20-2012, 08:21 PM
I'm NEVER moving to Florida. :shake:

You and Gonzo do it in the car a lot or do you watch others?

Lumpy
09-20-2012, 08:24 PM
You and Gonzo do it in the car a lot or do you watch others?

I smell a trap. LMAO

BigMeatballDave
09-20-2012, 08:31 PM
I'm NEVER moving to Florida. :shake:

LOL

I am in November.

I lived in the KC area several yrs.

People are the same no matter where you go in this country.

Phobia
09-20-2012, 08:34 PM
This story takes place in.......


Wait for it.......


http://gifs.gifbin.com/florida.gif

I remember when Rausch posted that gif in Sept of 2000 so thanks for keeping that memory around.

Black Bob
09-20-2012, 08:36 PM
LOL

I am in November.

I lived in the KC area several yrs.

People are the same no matter where you go in this country.

Not really. You belong in Florida. You will fit right in there.

In58men
09-20-2012, 08:39 PM
Is she hot? Where's the fucking pics

BigMeatballDave
09-20-2012, 08:43 PM
Not really. You belong in Florida. You will fit right in there.

Go lick your fathers taint.

Black Bob
09-20-2012, 08:44 PM
Go lick your fathers taint.

Go lick some gator taint and blow away in a hurricane.

In58men
09-20-2012, 08:48 PM
Go lick some gator taint and blow away in a hurricane.

Childish as usual

BigMeatballDave
09-20-2012, 08:48 PM
Go lick some gator taint and blow away in a hurricane.

Your father killed himself because he was ashamed of your stupid ass.

Black Bob
09-20-2012, 08:50 PM
Your father killed himself because he was ashamed of your stupid ass.

You are a fantastic human being Dave and I love you as a man. Let's just hug and call it a day. What do you say?

MIAdragon
09-20-2012, 08:50 PM
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/suzanne-welker/34/a37/18b

Ouch, bet she's currently unemployed.

BigMeatballDave
09-20-2012, 08:51 PM
You are a fantastic human being Dave and I love you as a man. Let's just hug and call it a day. What do you say?

It's too bad you weren't aborted.

-King-
09-20-2012, 09:02 PM
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/suzanne-welker/34/a37/18b

Ouch, bet she's currently unemployed.


Not her.

Titty Meat
09-20-2012, 09:06 PM
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/suzanne-welker/34/a37/18b

Ouch, bet she's currently unemployed.

Sounds like she's got a future in porn.

MIAdragon
09-20-2012, 09:10 PM
Not her.

It sure looks like her.

Black Bob
09-20-2012, 09:51 PM
It's too bad you weren't aborted.

Yeah, maybe they could have fed me to the Reagans

http://www.unrestrecords.com/images/releases/Feed.gif

stevenidol
09-20-2012, 10:03 PM
Anyone ever used listen to Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla when they would play the game Germany or Florida? A caller would read a news story and the hosts would have to guess whether it happened in Germany or Florida.

Micjones
09-21-2012, 06:22 AM
This, friends, is why you mind your business.

Imon Yourside
09-21-2012, 06:59 AM
This, friends, is why your mind your business.

Is that 3 year old looking at me? lets follow him and shoot the little bastard! Teach him to look at my private activities in public.

Amnorix
09-21-2012, 06:59 AM
People are the same no matter where you go in this country.


I've seen a few episodes of Swamp People and must beg to disagree. Not that there's anything wrong with them or their profession but I wouldn't describe them as "the same"...

gblowfish
09-21-2012, 08:25 AM
Story with pictures is here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206086/Florida-couple-caught-having-sex-driving-I-95-tail-car-spotted-threatens-driver-gun.html?ITO=1490

She looks like she's been on a meth bender....