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listopencil
09-21-2012, 10:05 PM
“I think it’s feminism… it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.”

http://www.salon.com/2012/09/21/rush_feminism_shrinks_penises/

listopencil
09-21-2012, 10:06 PM
I think this is, perhaps, the best thread that ever was.

NewChief
09-21-2012, 10:06 PM
Opiates and benzos give ou limp dick, Rush.

listopencil
09-21-2012, 10:06 PM
Opiates and benzos give ou limp dick, Rush.

No, no, no. The mean women did it.

kstater
09-21-2012, 10:09 PM
“I think it’s feminism… it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.”

http://www.salon.com/2012/09/21/rush_feminism_shrinks_penises/

It's all the mexicans that are here illegally that bring the average down.

listopencil
09-21-2012, 10:11 PM
It's all the mexicans that are here illegally that bring the average down.

At least that's a more reasonable hypothesis.

J Diddy
09-21-2012, 10:18 PM
It's all the mexicans that are here illegally that bring the average down.

It's probably my fault. When they measured me I just got out of the pool.

listopencil
09-21-2012, 10:23 PM
It's probably my fault. When they measured me I just got out of the pool.

It's my fault. They measured me twice. From the middle to the tip, then from the middle to the base. Sorry.

J Diddy
09-21-2012, 10:25 PM
It's my fault. They measured me twice. From the middle to the tip, then from the middle to the base. Sorry.

Somewhere right now Asians are going FWUK YA MUVVAFWUKKERS

listopencil
09-21-2012, 10:32 PM
Somewhere right now Asians are going FWUK YA MUVVAFWUKKERS



LMAO

Radar Chief
09-22-2012, 11:43 AM
Estrogen in the water.

Ebolapox
09-22-2012, 11:49 AM
Estrogen in the water.

big daddy, is that you? wait, couldn't be. no reference to not vaccinating children.

WhiteWhale
09-22-2012, 12:20 PM
This article went kinda viral prior to this comment by Rush....

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – While searching the internet for stories that get you talking, we came across this report about some of the weirdest scientific studies. According to the report on Chacha.com, if size matters, male private parts are apparently shrinking.

According to the report, the study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago.

The post on the study doesn’t say how the research was conducted or give numbers. But it does provide several reasons for the supposed shrinkage, including weight gain, stress, smoking and alcohol.

The report also says air pollution has been shown to “negatively impact penis size.”

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/09/19/italian-study-shows-male-genitalia-is-shrinking/

It should be noted the study provided no actual anything to support it. I think it's just a bullshit nonsense study. I mean alcohol? lol. As though people weren't drinking 50 years ago as well? There are surely fewer smokers. I'm surprised they didn't toss 'eating red meat' on there too.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-22-2012, 01:49 PM
God bless the day I stopped listening to that fat sack of mule dung.

AndChiefs
09-22-2012, 02:00 PM
It's probably my fault. When they measured me I just got out of the pool.

Do women know about shrinkage?

RedNeckRaider
09-22-2012, 02:56 PM
It's probably my fault. When they measured me I just got out of the pool.

There are two little round things about 12" from the tip of my pecker...they are called ass cheeks~

J Diddy
09-22-2012, 05:39 PM
Do women know about shrinkage?
I would assume so.
There are two little round things about 12" from the tip of my pecker...they are called ass cheeks~

Whose ass cheeks are 12 inches from the tip of your pecker?

listopencil
09-22-2012, 06:38 PM
This article went kinda viral prior to this comment by Rush....


Well, sure. It's a fluff piece. It's a goofy story, and it has sexual content, so it's going to get some play. What is hilarious is that this dumbass Rush Limbaugh latched onto it and blamed feminism for an overall decrease in penis length. This tells me that:

1) Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot.

2) Rush Limbaugh has a small penis.

3) Rush Limbaugh is a misogynist.