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3rd&48ers
09-28-2012, 09:21 AM
Ok been sitting on my ass most of the week with busted up ribs eating pain pills and drinking some cheap ass store brand knock off of 7 up called Lemon Up...

I have a ps3 sitting here and have all of those call of duty games (bought them for my daughter) but I can't play them because they make me feel sick with all the motion. I used to play madden on the PS2 years ago online until it got to the point where they were cheating or pulling the plug on you when you whipping that ass....


I need something to do or play... any suggestions?

Molitoth
09-28-2012, 09:25 AM
ahhhh, the life of a Raiders fan. This is about the time they typically turn to some type of crime, correct?

Are there any convenient stores close by that you could rob?
Perhaps any old ladies live next door that you could scam with fake insurance?


After all, you can blame it on hydrocodone and lemon up.




*poke* neener neener =P

Dayze
09-28-2012, 09:26 AM
how'd you bust up the ribs?

Flachief58
09-28-2012, 09:27 AM
Play Russan roulette with yourself until you lose :evil:

3rd&48ers
09-28-2012, 09:29 AM
how'd you bust up the ribs?

Went to take a piss in the dark at 230 am last saturday morning, stumbled and fell ribs first into the side of the bathtub....

Red Beans
09-28-2012, 09:30 AM
I'd eat more pain pills, smoke a fatty fatty boombalatty, and jump right back in to that Call of Duty. When you're bored, more drugs is the way to go.

3rd&48ers
09-28-2012, 09:30 AM
Play Russan roulette with yourself until you lose :evil:

I will if you are a victim of a drive by

3rd&48ers
09-28-2012, 09:31 AM
I'd eat more pain pills, smoke a fatty fatty boombalatty, and jump right back in to that Call of Duty. When you're bored, more drugs is the way to go.

Shit hurts my stomach.... Got a Pizza on the way, that will make me feel better :D

Flachief58
09-28-2012, 09:31 AM
I will if you are a victim of a drive by

You go first

3rd&48ers
09-28-2012, 09:32 AM
You go first

I have been sitting here with my Glock the last 5 mins snapping it without a mag or a bullet chambered.... I think you are about to lose

Flachief58
09-28-2012, 09:34 AM
I have been sitting here with my Glock the last 5 mins snapping it without a mag or a bullet chambered.... I think you are about to lose

Chamber it you pussy!

3rd&48ers
09-28-2012, 09:35 AM
Chamber it you pussy!

I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to do that

Flachief58
09-28-2012, 09:37 AM
I would :evil:

ChiefRocka
09-28-2012, 09:44 AM
Went to take a piss in the dark at 230 am last saturday morning, stumbled and fell ribs first into the side of the bathtub....

I wish I had a night vision video of that shit. I'd submit it to Tosh.

3rd&48ers
09-28-2012, 09:50 AM
I wish I had a night vision video of that shit. I'd submit it to Tosh.

No you wouldn't, you would be licking the screen when you saw my unit

boogblaster
09-28-2012, 09:55 AM
12 gauge-pump in ya mouth ... . best way outt fo ya .....

3rd&48ers
09-28-2012, 10:00 AM
i said I was bored idiots, not suicidal

Hog Farmer
09-28-2012, 10:00 AM
Ok been sitting on my ass most of the week with busted up ribs eating pain pills and drinking some cheap ass store brand knock off of 7 up called Lemon Up...

I have a ps3 sitting here and have all of those call of duty games (bought them for my daughter) but I can't play them because they make me feel sick with all the motion. I used to play madden on the PS2 years ago online until it got to the point where they were cheating or pulling the plug on you when you whipping that ass....


I need something to do or play... any suggestions?


Yeah, go find a pig and jack that sum bitch off . There's a god damn bacon shortage you know !

3rd&48ers
09-28-2012, 10:00 AM
Yeah, go find a pig and jack that sum bitch off . There's a god damn bacon shortage you know !

That may be exciting, how can you tell when he is about ready to bust a nut?

Hog Farmer
09-28-2012, 10:02 AM
That may be exciting, how can you tell when he is about ready to bust a nut?

In your case you'll know when you have a face full of goo.

3rd&48ers
09-28-2012, 10:03 AM
In your case you'll know when you have a face full of goo.

No do not want, thats why I am asking

Aspengc8
09-28-2012, 10:44 AM
Go pick up Borderlands 2 for PS3.

La literatura
09-28-2012, 10:48 AM
You could look up original copies of these three sources for me. I would like for an online source, but a printed source would be fine as well:

1) “On Freedom of Conscience and Religious Organizations in the Kyrgyz Republic,” Law 282, adopted 6 Nov. 2008, signed 2009 (Kyrgyz Republic) [hereinafter “2009 Kyrgyz Law”];

2) “On Introduction of Amendments and Supplements to Certain Legislative Acts of the Republic of Kazakhstan on the Issues of Religious Activities and Religious Associations,” signed 13 October 2011 (Kazakhstan) [hereinafter “2011 Kazakh Law”];

3) “On amendments to the Federal law ‘On freedom of conscience and religious organizations,’” draft law promulgated by Russian Federation Ministry of Justice 5 Oct. 2011 (Russian Federation) [hereinafter “2011 Russia Draft Law”].

It will be like an internet treasure hunt.

bevischief
09-28-2012, 11:09 AM
If you have the NFL network go rewatch all the games you didn't see last weekend. There is always Law and Order on some channel. I know I was stuck for a month in a similar spot.

3rd&48ers
09-28-2012, 11:17 AM
I just turned on Netflix watching Apocalypse Now

3rd&48ers
09-28-2012, 11:53 AM
Wife had to go to Wally World so I told her to pick me up the Madden 13

Johnny Vegas
09-28-2012, 12:17 PM
I'm hooked on ultimate team. Love managing the team and collecting cards. I advise you to start with preseason get Lombardi and do the entire preseason for each team before you continue. You'll get packs for players and some are rare to where you can sell them on auction for thousands of coins then use those coins to save up to buy all pro packs and pro packs. I recommend you save up till your preseason quest is finished.

Red Beans
09-28-2012, 02:26 PM
I just turned on Netflix watching Apocalypse Now

Charlie don't surf!

mikey23545
09-28-2012, 02:31 PM
That may be exciting, how can you tell when he is about ready to bust a nut?

Probably depends on whether it's a moaner or a screamer.

beach tribe
09-28-2012, 02:36 PM
Went to take a piss in the dark at 230 am last saturday morning, stumbled and fell ribs first into the side of the bathtub....

For some reason, I pictured all of this happening at night...out doors.
In my scenario you're drunk and you have an old rusted out bath tub in your back yard.

Red Beans
09-28-2012, 02:41 PM
For some reason, I pictured all of this happening at night...out doors.
In my scenario you're drunk and you have an old rusted out bath tub in your back yard.

The core portions of your scenario may indeed be reality.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2rml8ug.jpg

mikey23545
09-28-2012, 02:43 PM
You could look up original copies of these four sources for me. I would like for an online source, but a printed source would be fine as well:

1) “On Freedom of Conscience and Religious Organizations in the Kyrgyz Republic,” Law 282, adopted 6 Nov. 2008, signed 2009 (Kyrgyz Republic) [hereinafter “2009 Kyrgyz Law”];

2) “On Introduction of Amendments and Supplements to Certain Legislative Acts of the Republic of Kazakhstan on the Issues of Religious Activities and Religious Associations,” signed 13 October 2011 (Kazakhstan) [hereinafter “2011 Kazakh Law”];

3) “On amendments to the Federal law ‘On freedom of conscience and religious organizations,’” draft law promulgated by Russian Federation Ministry of Justice 5 Oct. 2011 (Russian Federation) [hereinafter “2011 Russia Draft Law”].

4) "Rules for Radicals: A Pragmatic Primer for Realistic Radicals," Saul D. Alinsky

It will be like an internet treasure hunt.


FYP.

ptlyon
09-28-2012, 02:44 PM
"Why don't you go do something? Work with blind kids or somethin. All you do is wait for me to come home and **** you..."

3rd&48ers
09-28-2012, 03:11 PM
For some reason, I pictured all of this happening at night...out doors.
In my scenario you're drunk and you have an old rusted out bath tub in your back yard.

can't get shit by you

Dave Lane
09-28-2012, 04:31 PM
You spelled stupid wrong.