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Ace Gunner
09-30-2012, 09:28 AM
1) Pass the ball, you idiot. No! Put it where your guy can catch it without doing cirque du soleil style body contortions to make the fucking catch. SD can't stop a passing game to save their life right now.

2) Give it to Jamaal. A lot. Go find the edge of that defense and get around the corner.

3) Give it to Draughn and make him hit that b gap between LT Albert and LG Allen. Albert on Martin is a good match up, Allen helping Lilja with Thomas should get those tough yards.

4) Don't start Glenn Dorsey. Just put a pylon there. Or if you want to get fancy, Start one of the "POW" bros there.


5) Tell DJ to keep the ball carrier in front of him and let the play come to him. Mathews likes to hit it outside, be ready for that.

6) release tha Justin Houston:D

7) Feed Tamba habaneros for breakfast this morning.

8) Slap Cassel. During halftime too. Make the kicker do it.

9) stickum for all the WR's. Get Baldwin a step ladder.

10) Just win. Really. It's San Diego you cowards.


That is all I got. What you got? Go Chiefs!!

KCUnited
09-30-2012, 09:32 AM
So, throw the ball, hand it off, keep the ball carrier in front of you, rush the passer, and just win; got it.

BoneKrusher
09-30-2012, 09:32 AM
Just win baby.

3rd&48ers
09-30-2012, 09:33 AM
If you want to beat SD, Jamaal needs to go off....

Don't get behind and let them force you into a passing game... You will lose if you do.

Rivers gets frustrated when he has to stand on the sidelines a long time... Clock control will win this game for you.

milkman
09-30-2012, 09:33 AM
Get after Philip Rivers on defense.

Give Matt Cassel enough time in the pocket to read War and Peace.

It really is that simple.

T-post Tom
09-30-2012, 09:35 AM
Drug Cassel pregame & let Quinn wear the #7 jersey. Pioli doesn't have to admit anything.

milkman
09-30-2012, 09:35 AM
If you want to beat SD, Jamaal needs to go off....

Don't get behind and let them force you into a passing game... You will lose if you do.

Rivers gets frustrated when he has to stand on the sidelines a long time... Clock control will win this game for you.

Rivers can be rattled rather easily.

In order to run the ball effectively, the Chiefs will have to show the Chargers they can pass the ball.

The only way to accomplish that is to give Cassel all day in the pocket.

Ace Gunner
09-30-2012, 09:36 AM
Get after Philip Rivers on defense.

Give Matt Cassel enough time in the pocket to read War and Peace.

It really is that simple.

and watch Patton. Ya. Good point:D

Hoover
09-30-2012, 09:36 AM
Don't get down 24 points in the first half.

or

Actually lead at some point in the game.

Ace Gunner
09-30-2012, 09:37 AM
Drug Cassel pregame & let Quinn wear the #7 jersey. Pioli doesn't have to admit anything.

Maybe drug Pioli first:D

Ace Gunner
09-30-2012, 09:38 AM
So, throw the ball, hand it off, keep the ball carrier in front of you, rush the passer, and just win; got it.

It's only complex if you make it complex:D

Ace Gunner
09-30-2012, 09:40 AM
If they could make Cassel part of the cheerleading squad, it would help the team:D

Dayze
09-30-2012, 09:53 AM
Just don't get down by 18. If so, don't bother watching given the record that was broken last week.

T-post Tom
09-30-2012, 10:07 AM
Maybe drug Pioli first:D

He's got Cassel fever. And the only presctiption is more Quinnbell.

BoneKrusher
09-30-2012, 10:14 AM
Hope Matt doesn't decide to do laundry today and hang our WR's out to dry.

Hog Farmer
09-30-2012, 10:18 AM
Item #8 X eleventy billion !

3rd&48ers
09-30-2012, 10:19 AM
Just fucking win because everytime I laugh at your asses for getting curb stomped my Raiders seem to suffer the same fate.

Psyko Tek
09-30-2012, 10:49 AM
love the kicker bitch slap
sick'em Sucoup

jsanara
09-30-2012, 03:19 PM
or don't turn it over 6 times.

PGM
09-30-2012, 03:20 PM
Lock Cassel in his ventriliquist dummy locker and throw away the key.