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LiveSteam
10-01-2012, 06:33 PM
If you have never been to a Pizza Ranch. Consider yourself lucky
$20.00 for the kid & I.
Absolutely the worst food I have ever ate.
Skatedaze pizza is better. As for Pizza Ranch chicken. I would rather eat one of the squirrels raw that I killed today

You've been warned

































I need more toilet paper.

SNR
10-01-2012, 06:35 PM
You, sir, are an enemy to everything that is wholesome and good about this country.

I fucking love Pizza Ranch. It symbolizes small town midwestern America. And if you hate Pizza Ranch pizza, something's wrong with you. It's not the best pizza I've ever had, but for a pizza buffet like that, for that cheap, it's absolutely worth the restaurants' corny decor and herds of fat people that graze through the line.

I have nothing more to say to you.

pimpchief
10-01-2012, 06:36 PM
Do they milk the slices or the whole pie?

Molitoth
10-01-2012, 06:36 PM
I just saw this for the first time in Liberty yesterday.

KCUnited
10-01-2012, 06:37 PM
Cool story, dough

SNR
10-01-2012, 06:38 PM
The Pizza Ranch in Decorah, IA got me through college at Luther. All my friends would walk over on Saturday nights once every two months or so. Some of my fondest memories of college were made at that Pizza Ranch, with the taste of delicious BBQ Chicken Pizza Ranch pizza in my mouth.

I can't ever forgive you for this thread.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-01-2012, 06:39 PM
I hate the offseason.

BossChief
10-01-2012, 06:40 PM
You are nuts.

Their chicken is THE BOMB.

SNR
10-01-2012, 06:42 PM
My grandparents used to own a lake cabin on Big Stone Lake. My family went over there for long weekends all the time during the summer when I was growing up. After a day of chasing frogs and snakes, shooting BB guns and fireworks, and fishing off the dock, we'd make the short 5-mile drive to Ortonville, MN and eat at the Pizza Ranch. The Pizza Ranch is basically a key part of my childhood.

seclark
10-01-2012, 06:43 PM
never heard of it...they got beer?
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LiveSteam
10-01-2012, 06:43 PM
The Pizza Ranch in Decorah, IA got me through college at Luther. All my friends would walk over on Saturday nights once every two months or so. Some of my fondest memories of college were made at that Pizza Ranch, with the taste of delicious BBQ Chicken Pizza Ranch pizza in my mouth.

I can't ever forgive you for this thread.

LMAO

People thinks its funny
but its really green & runny
diarrhea
diarrhea.

jspchief
10-01-2012, 06:44 PM
Individual locations matter. There are some good ones. It is still mainly a buffet, so if the crowd isn't enough to keep fresh food flowing, the odds of it being bad are higher.

I like their chicken. Their pizza is lousy buffet pizza.

SNR
10-01-2012, 06:44 PM
If you guys don't knock it off, I will cavalierly organize a society for Pizza Ranch lovers on this forum, just as I did for Terrance Copper and Todd Collins.

LiveSteam
10-01-2012, 06:44 PM
You are nuts.

Their chicken is THE BOMB.

It was bloody & under cooked

SNR
10-01-2012, 06:46 PM
It was bloody & under cooked

YOU'RE BLOODY & UNDER COOKED

LiveSteam
10-01-2012, 06:46 PM
I heard nothing but good things about the Ranch from friends. So the kid & I decided to try it
So maybe I caught the staff on an off night.

Bwana
10-01-2012, 06:46 PM
never heard of it...they got beer?
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From the sound of the food, topless waitresses would also be a bonus. :shrug:

LiveSteam
10-01-2012, 06:47 PM
YOU'RE BLOODY & UNDER COOKED
You know better SNR
Im cooked all the time.

seclark
10-01-2012, 06:48 PM
From the sounds of the food, topless waitresses would also be a bonus. :shrug:

i don't have to eat the shit...i just wanna know if they got beer.
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LiveSteam
10-01-2012, 06:50 PM
i don't have to eat the shit...i just wanna know if they got beer.
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I dnt think so. But i could be wrong.

SNR
10-01-2012, 06:50 PM
i don't have to eat the shit...i just wanna know if they got beer.
secThey don't, unfortunately. I think the combination of beer and their awesome pizza and chicken would mean certain death for their toilets in the restrooms.

LiveSteam
10-01-2012, 06:53 PM
I hope the Dallas Cowboys ate lots & lots of Pizza Ranch tonight

seclark
10-01-2012, 06:53 PM
I dnt think so. But i could be wrong.

They don't, unfortunately. I think the combination of beer and their awesome pizza and chicken would mean certain death for their toilets in the restrooms.

fuckem then...i can do that w/o the pizza.
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Dr. Facebook Fever
10-01-2012, 06:55 PM
I hate the offseason.

See this was funny because it's not the off season but the thread................ oh forget it.

:huh:

LiveSteam
10-01-2012, 06:57 PM
See this was funny because it's not the off season but the thread................ oh forget it.

:huh:

LMAO

SNR
10-01-2012, 06:57 PM
See this was funny because it's not the off season but the thread................ oh forget it.

:huh:

Sorry. That was a funny joke. I just didn't notice because I'm still angry that someone could possibly hate the Pizza Ranch.

LiveSteam
10-01-2012, 06:59 PM
Im having a A&W root-beer float. It seems to be helping my tummy.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-01-2012, 07:00 PM
Thanks for giving my whore some attention guys. I feel better about myself now.

:)

Bwana
10-01-2012, 07:02 PM
Sorry. That was a funny joke. I just didn't notice because I'm still angry that someone could possibly hate the Pizza Ranch.

What in the hell is that thing in your sig?

SNR
10-01-2012, 07:05 PM
What in the hell is that thing in your sig?

You'll have to ask Gadzooks where he got it. He made it for me to wear until the next Chargers game when I lost a bet on Sunday.

Bwana
10-01-2012, 07:07 PM
You'll have to ask Gadzooks where he got it. He made it for me to wear until the next Chargers game when I lost a bet on Sunday.

Man he sure got a decent bang for his buck. :doh!:

Pitt Gorilla
10-01-2012, 07:09 PM
Pizza Ranch is easily the worst pizza I have ever eaten. We went one time and that was once too many. Man that stuff is nasty.

SuperChief
10-01-2012, 07:10 PM
The PR in my town is like heaven. Cactus Bread is the most delicious thing in the history of forever.

SNR
10-01-2012, 07:11 PM
Man he sure got a decent bang for his buck. :doh!:
Eh, it's only until November 1st. I usually browse in At Work mode anyway, so it's hidden to me.

SNR
10-01-2012, 07:15 PM
The PR in my town is like heaven. Cactus Bread is the most delicious thing in the history of forever.

This.

LiveSteam
10-01-2012, 07:19 PM
No Cactus Bread :huh:

aturnis
10-01-2012, 07:42 PM
BLT PIZZA FTMFW!

Really, the time to go is on a busy day(Sunday afternoon, church crowd) and eat the buffet. Good selection of pizza, they'll put out what you ask for, and the Chicken, mash and gravy and corn are awesome.

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-01-2012, 07:48 PM
Are you talking about that place in CB? WTF did you go clear the hell out there for?

LiveSteam
10-01-2012, 08:18 PM
Are you talking about that place in CB? WTF did you go clear the hell out there for?

84th & Center. Shopko parking lot

I hope you dnt really think i would break bread in Council Tucky

KcMizzou
10-01-2012, 08:27 PM
Never heard of Pizza Ranch. I don't think we have them around here. I don't understand the connection between pizza and a ranch.

Anyway, I took my mom to KU med today for some treatment. We stopped at Five Guys. Never been there before. I just ordered a cheeseburger with their "everything" (lots of other stuff you can add.) For a chain, that place is pretty damned great.

We split one large order of fries (cajun style), and threw about half of them away. But they were damned tasty.

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-01-2012, 08:35 PM
84th & Center. Shopko parking lot

I hope you dnt really think i would break bread in Council Tucky
Oh, I didn't know there was one in Omaha.

Shaid
10-01-2012, 08:39 PM
I can't stand the place. Everytime there's a family gathering of some sort my sister and brother-in-law want to go there. Almost as bad as Great American Steak Buffet.