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DeezNutz
10-02-2012, 08:42 PM
It's time. The decrepit state of the franchise demands your wit and vitriol.

You've held true to your word, and now it's appropriate to come back and unleash fury and vengeance on the fraud that this Scott motherfucking Pioli.

Sfeihc
10-02-2012, 08:45 PM
This x 1000. Hamas, the times dictate a need for a man of your ambitions.

notorious
10-02-2012, 08:45 PM
Yes.

Coogs
10-02-2012, 08:45 PM
It's time. The decrepit state of the franchise demands your wit and vitriol.

You've held true to your word, and now it's appropriate to come back and unleash fury and vengeance on the fraud that this Scott motherfucking Pioli.

LMAO


Outstanding... and I couldn't agree more with the entire post!

Mr. Flopnuts
10-02-2012, 08:48 PM
Just thought about Hamas today. Deez has always been my Doppelganger. Even if he is smarter than me.

KcMizzou
10-02-2012, 08:48 PM
This x 1000. Hamas, the times dictate a need for a man of your ambitions.Such as poop scooping.

:D

Reerun_KC
10-02-2012, 08:49 PM
Only if he wears a sign that says. "Vernon motherfucking Gholston" around his neck. Otherwise he can pound sand

Raiderhader
10-02-2012, 08:50 PM
I guess I missed it. Why is Hamas not here?

DeezNutz
10-02-2012, 08:50 PM
Just thought about Hamas today. Deez has always been my Doppelganger. Even if he is smarter than me.

LMAO.

You're my boy, dude. What triggered this is that I found myself typing an Hamasism in another thread--"throwing 97 with movement"--to Saccofshit, of all offensive linemen from Utah...

Coach
10-02-2012, 08:51 PM
Gonna ring up the Hamas-Bell!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Official%20Game%20Thread/2wnwdhv.gif

KcMizzou
10-02-2012, 08:51 PM
I guess I missed it. Why is Hamas not here?I think he lost a bet or something. Held true to his word.

Demonpenz
10-02-2012, 08:52 PM
My main thing about hamas is that he sounded like a broken record about the teams sucking, the thing is this team IS like a broken record of the same suck over and over.

DaFace
10-02-2012, 08:53 PM
I think he lost a bet or something. Held true to his word.

Technically, it was a statement - not a bet. He volunteered the conditions on his own, and no one "accepted" them.

Reerun_KC
10-02-2012, 08:54 PM
Can we get Mecca too?

Raiderhader
10-02-2012, 08:54 PM
I think he lost a bet or something. Held true to his word.


More than we can say for some here....

DaneMcCloud
10-02-2012, 08:54 PM
Only if he wears a sign that says. "Vernon motherfucking Gholston" around his neck. Otherwise he can pound sand

Oh, just shut the fuck up.

Buck
10-02-2012, 08:55 PM
It won't happen. He'll complete his year. He has too much pride.

Raiderhader
10-02-2012, 08:55 PM
Technically, it was a statement - not a bet. He volunteered the conditions on his own, and no one "accepted" them.


Which makes it all the more impressive that he kept his word.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-02-2012, 08:56 PM
LMAO.

You're my boy, dude. What triggered this is that I found myself typing an Hamasism in another thread--"throwing 97 with movement"--to Saccofshit, of all offensive linemen from Utah...

The banner. The bench Cassel, Fire Pioli banner, all of it, made me think of him. He's missed right now. I don't argue or talk much about it anymore. I've rehashed those arguments here. But in the beginning? I remember. I know you do too.

Coach
10-02-2012, 08:56 PM
Well, at least one thing is good, the Angry Dane is back. Now just need Mr. Hamas to get back here and this place will be mixed with gasoline and fire...

Raiderhader
10-02-2012, 08:56 PM
Can we get Mecca too?


Why?

notorious
10-02-2012, 08:57 PM
Why?

His Sig Pics.

DeezNutz
10-02-2012, 08:57 PM
The banner. The bench Cassel, Fire Pioli banner, all of it, made me think of him. He's missed right now. I don't argue or talk much about it anymore. I've rehashed those arguments here. But in the beginning? I remember. I know you do too.

Yep. Great illustration of how this place can correct itself and offer tremendous value. Good dude.

Raiderhader
10-02-2012, 08:59 PM
His Sig Pics.


Meh

Discuss Thrower
10-02-2012, 09:01 PM
Which makes it all the more impressive that he kept his word.

I always thought that this was Hamas' way of nobly stepping away from the Planet to tend to his family without drawing too much drama.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-02-2012, 09:01 PM
Yep. Great illustration of how this place can correct itself and offer tremendous value. Good dude.

I am the forgotten drafturbater. I made my case and moved on. I just didn't have the energy you guys have had. Wish we were wrong...We wished in one hand and shit in the other...

DaFace
10-02-2012, 09:06 PM
I always thought that this was Hamas' way of nobly stepping away from the Planet to tend to his family without drawing too much drama.

Yeah, that was my take. It started here:

If Denver wins today and it occurs without

A) Roethlisberger getting hurt

or

B) Denver forcing three or more TOs, I won't post for a year.

And ended here:

ROFL ROFL:

http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://dailybail.com/storage/RichardNixonHelicopter.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1274980127437&sa=X&ei=hD0KT-PyAoni2QWon_T9Cw&ved=0CA0Q8wc&usg=AFQjCNEZ4Qz2Ep8JPEdFNUMnJJ2csfQ8qg


See you in 2013. htismaqe, you can have my Mock selections.

Good night, and Good luck.

BigRedChief
10-02-2012, 09:06 PM
It's time. The decrepit state of the franchise demands your wit and vitriol.

You've held true to your word, and now it's appropriate to come back and unleash fury and vengeance on the fraud that this Scott motherfucking Pioli.The times demand Hamas.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-02-2012, 09:09 PM
The times demand Hamas.

Fuck yeah. Motherfuck you, Scott Pioli.

ChiefsCountry
10-02-2012, 09:11 PM
Knowing this place and annoying piss ants that would call him a welcher and follow him around, its probably better for him to stay low until 2013.

L.A. Chieffan
10-02-2012, 09:14 PM
Ive tried getting him. Check the visitor messages

Douche Baggins
10-02-2012, 09:16 PM
We've received a letter from 'Hamas' this morning. 'Please inform the citizens of Chiefsplanet that Kansas City has earned a rest from shitty QBs. But if the forces of evil should rise again, to cast a shadow on the heart of the city, call me.'

Question. How do we call him?

HE GAVE US A SIGNAL!

http://i.imgur.com/USNLa.jpg

Al Bundy
10-02-2012, 09:16 PM
Sounds like he is a better man than Mike Stinkey from the scout KU and Royals board.

Al Bundy
10-02-2012, 09:16 PM
Clay comes through.

Douche Baggins
10-02-2012, 09:20 PM
'Hamas' is our true Dark Knight.

I've felt like the stand-in all offseason. Just an impostor.

Tried to do my best but I'm not the real Batman.

Sure was fun being 'Hamas' lite, though!

Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

Start Croyle
10-02-2012, 09:32 PM
Come on, you know he's been on here on a mult the whole time!

BossChief
10-02-2012, 09:35 PM
I hope the girls are happy and healthy!!!

We probably won't get to hear from him until January

DaneMcCloud
10-02-2012, 09:48 PM
I am the forgotten drafturbater.

Mr. Floptnuts, Forgotten Drafturbater.

:thumb:

I wish Hootie were here now. That motherfucker would gain about 1,000 pounds for as much crow he'd be eating.

:D

notorious
10-02-2012, 10:14 PM
"AfCasselstan"


LMAO

Chief Roundup
10-02-2012, 10:16 PM
I miss a lot of his takes. But I don't miss all the negative attacks and name calling stuff. It just got to where he was doing that a lot.
I hope he has found a lot more happiness being with his family and it will be reflected when he comes back.

CaliforniaChief
10-02-2012, 10:21 PM
Hamas needs to be here, and now. Since the 2012 season is technically over, can we say that it's now 2013?

notorious
10-02-2012, 10:23 PM
Spot on.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=227153&highlight=afcasselstan

AfCasselstan



Scott Pioli seems to think that drafting late round QBs is a winning proposition because it worked once for him with Tom Brady and because Matt Cassel put up good fantasy stats in 2008 when surrounded by the best skill position talent in the NFL.

We have hitched ourselves to Matt Cassel. We have invested nearly countless resources (Weis, Chambers, Asamoah, McCluster, Moeaki, Jones, Lilja, Wiegmann) this offseason just for the sole purpose of helping him out, not to mention a second round draft pick and 63 million dollars.

It will not work.


Matt Cassel is our Afghanistan and our stubborn inability to realize the futility of the situation will only further entrench ourselves as doormats of the NFL.

Simply Red
10-02-2012, 10:24 PM
February 29th I believe. He won't buckle. But i'm pretty sure he's here, already.

Direckshun
10-02-2012, 10:38 PM
Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

Hard to argue with that.

-King-
10-02-2012, 10:41 PM
Which makes it all the more impressive that he kept his word.

LMAO Not really.

Raiderhader
10-02-2012, 11:06 PM
LMAO Not really.


How so?

Chiefspants
10-02-2012, 11:22 PM
Jim Gordon: Hamas has to come back.
Hamas: What if he doesn't exist any more?
Jim Gordon: He must... He must..
http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/522/60872589.jpg

And out of curiosity, could someone photoshop a Pioli Bane?

BillSelfsTrophycase
10-02-2012, 11:33 PM
Change the banner to MOTHERFUCK YOU SCOTT PIOLI?

Douche Baggins
10-02-2012, 11:46 PM
Jim Gordon: Hamas has to come back.
Hamas: What if he doesn't exist any more?
Jim Gordon: He must... He must..
http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/522/60872589.jpg

And out of curiosity, could someone photoshop a Pioli Bane?

http://i.imgur.com/WFvcI.jpg

Chiefspants
10-02-2012, 11:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/WFvcI.jpg

FREAKING AWESOME

BillSelfsTrophycase
10-02-2012, 11:56 PM
We need all four horsemen


Unite Us...

Pawnmower
10-03-2012, 12:01 AM
T.eam O.ffice?

http://www.slapupsidethehead.com/wp-content/media/2007/04/gay-waves.jpg

Douche Baggins
10-03-2012, 12:04 AM
BatHamas will return from the lazarus pit and confront Pioli on the steps of Arrowhead as Chiefs fans fight Patriots fans in a mass battle.

Pioli and BatHamas will have an epic fistfight, with BatHamas finally punching Pioli's Patriot Way mask off.

At the last second, BatHamas is stabbed in the stomach by Romeo Crennel. As Pioli is about to ban a weakened BatHamas from Arrowhead forever, the door kicks open and Pioli is blown away by a blast from Kent Babb, riding the DrafturbatorPod.

BatHamas, Kent Babb and Clark Hunt confer on how to defuse the Atomic Cassel Bomb threatening Kansas City. The timer is counting down.

BatHamas attaches the Atomic Cassel Bomb to his Drafturbator Wing and carries it out to sea, where it explodes in a blinding flash of light, killing BatHamas but saving Kansas City.

The city mourns and erects a statue of BatHamas. I cry openly at BatHamas' grave.

Later I go on vacation and spot BatHamas lunching with Kent Babb. He smiles and nods. Heroic music plays and we cut to credits.

ThaVirus
10-03-2012, 12:51 AM
He's the hero Kansas City deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Douche Baggins
10-03-2012, 12:52 AM
Fitting that the Cassel era would end with another bomb hitting off target.

Papi
10-03-2012, 01:16 AM
BatHamas will return from the lazarus pit and confront Pioli on the steps of Arrowhead as Chiefs fans fight Patriots fans in a mass battle.

Pioli and BatHamas will have an epic fistfight, with BatHamas finally punching Pioli's Patriot Way mask off.

At the last second, BatHamas is stabbed in the stomach by Romeo Crennel. As Pioli is about to ban a weakened BatHamas from Arrowhead forever, the door kicks open and Pioli is blown away by a blast from Kent Babb, riding the DrafturbatorPod.

BatHamas, Kent Babb and Clark Hunt confer on how to defuse the Atomic Cassel Bomb threatening Kansas City. The timer is counting down.

BatHamas attaches the Atomic Cassel Bomb to his Drafturbator Wing and carries it out to sea, where it explodes in a blinding flash of light, killing BatHamas but saving Kansas City.

The city mourns and erects a statue of BatHamas. I cry openly at BatHamas' grave.

Later I go on vacation and spot BatHamas lunching with Kent Babb. He smiles and nods. Heroic music plays and we cut to credits.

LMAO

MahiMike
10-03-2012, 05:52 AM
Can we get Mecca too?

Yes please. I need more posts on ignore. Been reading too much lately.

Pawnmower
10-03-2012, 06:47 AM
Come on, you know he's been on here on a mult the whole time!

BlackBob???????????????

Dave Lane
10-03-2012, 07:01 AM
BatHamas will return from the lazarus pit and confront Pioli on the steps of Arrowhead as Chiefs fans fight Patriots fans in a mass battle.

Pioli and BatHamas will have an epic fistfight, with BatHamas finally punching Pioli's Patriot Way mask off.

At the last second, BatHamas is stabbed in the stomach by Romeo Crennel. As Pioli is about to ban a weakened BatHamas from Arrowhead forever, the door kicks open and Pioli is blown away by a blast from Kent Babb, riding the DrafturbatorPod.

BatHamas, Kent Babb and Clark Hunt confer on how to defuse the Atomic Cassel Bomb threatening Kansas City. The timer is counting down.

BatHamas attaches the Atomic Cassel Bomb to his Drafturbator Wing and carries it out to sea, where it explodes in a blinding flash of light, killing BatHamas but saving Kansas City.

The city mourns and erects a statue of BatHamas. I cry openly at BatHamas' grave.

Later I go on vacation and spot BatHamas lunching with Kent Babb. He smiles and nods. Heroic music plays and we cut to credits.


Cut the blue wire!!

Predarat
10-03-2012, 07:13 AM
That year should be coming to an end soon.

Sofa King
10-03-2012, 07:35 AM
I look forward to his return. He would be an asset in these dark times.

notorious
10-03-2012, 07:38 AM
Hamas has it made.


Why would he want to come back here? He has already stated, re-stated, and over-stated what precious few of us knew and what most are finally realizing.


Why bitch just to bitch? He is free, so let the man be free.

Douche Baggins
10-03-2012, 08:00 AM
'Hamas' saves Chiefsplanet:

http://i.imgur.com/v6N0R.gif

Hays
10-03-2012, 09:13 AM
ha run batman

Pestilence
10-03-2012, 09:17 AM
BatHamas will return from the lazarus pit and confront Pioli on the steps of Arrowhead as Chiefs fans fight Patriots fans in a mass battle.

Pioli and BatHamas will have an epic fistfight, with BatHamas finally punching Pioli's Patriot Way mask off.

At the last second, BatHamas is stabbed in the stomach by Romeo Crennel. As Pioli is about to ban a weakened BatHamas from Arrowhead forever, the door kicks open and Pioli is blown away by a blast from Kent Babb, riding the DrafturbatorPod.

BatHamas, Kent Babb and Clark Hunt confer on how to defuse the Atomic Cassel Bomb threatening Kansas City. The timer is counting down.

BatHamas attaches the Atomic Cassel Bomb to his Drafturbator Wing and carries it out to sea, where it explodes in a blinding flash of light, killing BatHamas but saving Kansas City.

The city mourns and erects a statue of BatHamas. I cry openly at BatHamas' grave.

Later I go on vacation and spot BatHamas lunching with Kent Babb. He smiles and nods. Heroic music plays and we cut to credits.

Does that make Todd Haley.....the Joker?

Sofa King
10-03-2012, 09:33 AM
Does that make Todd Haley.....the Joker?

Todd Haley is one of the other clowns that helps rob the bank but is shot by the joker after the robbery.

Chiefspants
10-04-2012, 01:07 PM
Bump- we will not forget.

Bowser
11-24-2012, 08:23 PM
Relevant bump.

Get the hell in here, 'Hamas'. The rest of your sentence has been commuted. Nobody is going to say word one to you about being a welcher. Well, maybe Reerun, but nobody gives a shit what he says, anyway.

We need you not only to light up Pioli and the horseshit at Arrowhead, but to unleash holy hell on Pinkel and his minions at Mizzou.

Mr_Tomahawk
11-24-2012, 08:25 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=9147371&postcount=33

Douche Baggins
11-24-2012, 08:33 PM
'Hamas' assured me he will address us, via The Mouth of HamaSauron if Pioli is fired before his sentence is up.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/The_Mouth_of_Sauron.jpg

Chief Roundup
11-24-2012, 08:47 PM
Well there is 44 days left since until his year is up.
Will Pioli get fired before Hamas comes back?

scott free
11-24-2012, 09:12 PM
Give up on Hamas, he obviously has more pressing concerns than arguing with the planet right now, iirc.

We'll have to make do with Wendler...

KcMizzou
11-24-2012, 09:13 PM
Give up on Hamas, he obviously has more pressing concerns than arguing with the planet right now, iirc.

We'll have to make do with Wendler...FML

Rams Fan
11-24-2012, 09:20 PM
FML

We're all fucked. Fucked I say.