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Saul Good
10-05-2012, 11:16 AM
Since the debate, there has been a steady stream of excuses for Obama. Might as well have a thread to keep track of them. Post' em if ya got ' em.

King_Chief_Fan
10-05-2012, 11:33 AM
Denver altitude -- thin air by Al Gore

Direckshun
10-05-2012, 11:41 AM
The stunning success by Romney to shake the Etch 'N' Sketch and present a candidate that has been contrary to the one campaigning for the past four years.

HonestChieffan
10-05-2012, 11:42 AM
He was Tired.

Fox News scared him and he was afraid to come across as an angry black man

Ed Shultz today said it was due to Obama being unable to comprehend Romneys Lies

Romney is a shape shifter and the other Romney did the debate.

MSNBC said today the President didnt land any punches because he didnt see the debate as a cage match...

alpha_omega
10-05-2012, 11:46 AM
He was tired because he had been eating school lunches all week.

jjjayb
10-05-2012, 11:49 AM
The dog ate his teleprompter.

Donger
10-05-2012, 11:49 AM
The stunning success by Romney to shake the Etch 'N' Sketch and present a candidate that has been contrary to the one campaigning for the past four years.

Let's presume that what you claim is accurate: Why didn't Obama rip him apart over it?

I asked you in another thread exactly what alterations Romney made in the debate that were contrary to his before-debate campaigning. Did you answer?

HonestChieffan
10-05-2012, 11:50 AM
DNC said that Romney was mean.

Someone, cannot recall who, said that the moderator let Romney talk to much

Direckshun
10-05-2012, 11:59 AM
Let's presume that what you claim is accurate: Why didn't Obama rip him apart over it?

Because Obama performed like shit.

Donger
10-05-2012, 12:06 PM
Because Obama performed like shit.

So, he was so shocked by these alleged changes in Romney that he was incapable of pointing them out?

What changes did Romney make, by the way?

King_Chief_Fan
10-05-2012, 12:30 PM
DNC said that Romney was mean.

Someone, cannot recall who, said that the moderator let Romney talk to much

It might have seemed like he talked to much, but he did get in much more than BO did while he(Romney)talked almost 5 mintues less

King_Chief_Fan
10-05-2012, 12:38 PM
Because Obama performed like shit.

if there is one thing BO has shown in 4 years it is his shitty performances

thecoffeeguy
10-05-2012, 12:59 PM
Someone, cannot recall who, said that the moderator let Romney talk to much

Which is a bunch of bullshit.

A Smart Politics analysis finds that Mitt Romney spoke for 38 minutes and 14 seconds, or 47.3 percent of the candidate-allotted speaking time – a full four minutes and 26 seconds LESS than Barack Obama.

Moderator Jim Lehrer, mocked for his performance, actually spoke about 1,400 words last night, according to the transcript.

In 2008′s opening debate between Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama, he got in only 1,200 words, so his performance wasn’t all that different.

Keep up your desperate spin liberals.

Munson
10-05-2012, 02:37 PM
- John Kerry was his debate coach.

- He couldn't fight back because he would look like the angry black man.

- He needed his teleprompter.

alpha_omega
10-05-2012, 02:52 PM
I didn't need to win because i already knew a favorable jobs report would be out on Friday.

blaise
10-05-2012, 03:05 PM
"Why does Obama need an excuse? He won that debate going away."

- cosmo

ChiefaRoo
10-05-2012, 03:52 PM
Because Obama performed like shit.

Obama has no substance.

Saul Good
10-05-2012, 03:55 PM
He was distracted by his anniversary.

He heard a loud boom early in the debate. -Michael Moore

HonestChieffan
10-05-2012, 03:59 PM
He was distracted by his anniversary.

He heard a loud boom early in the debate. -Michael Moore

a loud boom?

KCTitus
10-05-2012, 04:28 PM
Did anyone check Romney's hankie? I heard it contained all sorts of talking points that destroyed Obama. Or at least so the DailyKos said.

scho63
10-05-2012, 04:34 PM
Dog ate my homework

thecoffeeguy
10-05-2012, 05:11 PM
Did anyone check Romney's hankie? I heard it contained all sorts of talking points that destroyed Obama. Or at least so the DailyKos said.

Why am I not surprised about this. Liberals are in desperate mode, coming up with the most ridiculous accusations they can think of.

Donger
10-05-2012, 05:11 PM
Did anyone check Romney's hankie? I heard it contained all sorts of talking points that destroyed Obama. Or at least so the DailyKos said.

LMAO

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/10/5/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3268-1349454186-8.gif

Pawnmower
10-05-2012, 05:23 PM
John Kerry was his debate coach

Munson
10-05-2012, 05:30 PM
- Romney cheated.

- Romney lied.

- It wasn't the "real" Romney that showed up Wednesday night.

Mrs. Loopner
10-05-2012, 05:34 PM
He was too intimidated by Jim Lehrer's big stick and his Incredible Hulk physique.
Hey Jim, call me maybe?

Brainiac
10-05-2012, 06:16 PM
From the David Letterman show last night:

Top Ten President Obama Excuses
Friday, October 5, 2012

10. "I haven't slept an hour since 2008"

9. "Romney's hair is mesmerizing"

8. "Didn't want to wake Jim Lehrer"

7. "Haven't been the same since I quit smoking"

6. "Honestly, I thought the debate was next week"

5. "I live with my mother-in-law, what do you want from me?"

4. "Kept blanking on what percentage of the country Mitt's written off"

3. "Skipped rehearsal, just like Letterman"

2. "Why don't you ask Bin Laden how I did?"

And the #1 President Obama excuse:

1. "It's Bush's fault"

mlyonsd
10-05-2012, 06:18 PM
John Kerry was his debate coach
LMAO

KCTitus
10-05-2012, 06:31 PM
Why am I not surprised about this. Liberals are in desperate mode, coming up with the most ridiculous accusations they can think of.

Well...come on...it's better than the altitude excuse. Well, maybe not much better, but it is an excuse.

trndobrd
10-05-2012, 09:05 PM
Did anyone check Romney's hankie? I heard it contained all sorts of talking points that destroyed Obama. Or at least so the DailyKos said.

It's true!! The Cheat Sheet has been discovered.


http://moelane.com/2012/10/05/secret-romney-cheat-sheet-revealed-must-credit-moe-lane/

headsnap
10-06-2012, 10:55 PM
John Kerry was his debate coach

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/10/06/Obama-Blames-Kerry