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YourMom
10-11-2012, 01:09 PM
is that he helps to broaden the NFL's homosexual fan base. You'd HAVE to be a peter puffer to like him at this point.

tmw4h5
10-11-2012, 01:11 PM
...............................wat

YourMom
10-11-2012, 01:12 PM
...............................wat

In English please?

Flachief58
10-11-2012, 01:13 PM
:popcorn:

TheGreatCassholio
10-11-2012, 01:14 PM
:facepalm:

gblowfish
10-11-2012, 01:14 PM
When did Eric Winston Join the CP as "YourMom?"

tmw4h5
10-11-2012, 01:15 PM
Excuse me, let me try this one more time.

......all of my wat.

YourMom
10-11-2012, 01:17 PM
When did Eric Winston Join the CP as "YourMom?"

You must be confused. Eric Winston is the one having furious butt sex with Cassel. I, on the other hand, think Cassel should be relegated to a Denny's waiter...provided he can get the food to the table without dropping it on the fucking floor.

Count Zarth
10-11-2012, 01:17 PM
Cassel's best attribute is he shows everyone what NOT to aspire to at the QB position.

This fan base has been educated like never before.

We got a four-year degree in Shitty Quarterbacking, and now EVERYONE knows what it looks like.

YourMom
10-11-2012, 01:19 PM
Cassel's best attribute is he shows everyone what NOT to aspire to at the QB position.

This fan base has been educated like never before.

We got a four-year degree in Shitty Quarterbacking, and now EVERYONE knows what it looks like.

Apparently there are a bunch of slow learners out there in Chiefs land. Fans should've figured that shit out when Elvis Grbac was still in town.

DaneMcCloud
10-11-2012, 01:20 PM
Cassel's best attribute is he shows everyone what NOT to aspire to at the QB position.

This fan base has been educated like never before.

We got a four-year degree in Shitty Quarterbacking, and now EVERYONE knows what it looks like.

1973 through 1988 called and said to shut the fuck up.

Phobia
10-11-2012, 01:21 PM
Apparently there are a bunch of slow learners out there in Chiefs land. Fans should've figured that shit out when Elvis Grbac was still in town.

Except for Elvis was a prototypical QB. Great arm, threw all the routes, great size... he just didn't have many of the intangibles.

tmw4h5
10-11-2012, 01:22 PM
Thread of the year. Also, planeteer of the year.

I'm going to go to the plasma center on Broadway and hope for a sweet mixture of AIDS and undiscovered forms of Hep.

Count Zarth
10-11-2012, 01:22 PM
1973 through 1988 called and said to shut the fuck up.

Trent Green 2.0, dumbass.

Count Zarth
10-11-2012, 01:22 PM
Cassel has one fan left, and she can't spell.

YourMom
10-11-2012, 01:22 PM
Except for Elvis was a prototypical QB. Great arm, threw all the routes, great size... he just didn't have many of the intangibles.

Right...like the correct number of chromosomes.

YourMom
10-11-2012, 01:24 PM
Thread of the year. Also, planeteer of the year.

I'm going to go to the plasma center on Broadway and hope for a sweet mixture of AIDS and undiscovered forms of Hep.

In that case, let me post a dozen more threads.

tmw4h5
10-11-2012, 01:25 PM
Yes, keep them coming. Obviously nobody here has paid the Troll Toll. So, feel free to party in that boy's hole.

loochy
10-11-2012, 01:27 PM
...............................wat

In English please?

I don't approve of n00b on n00b violence

tmw4h5
10-11-2012, 01:28 PM
Apparently nobody knows of internet outside of CP.

YourMom
10-11-2012, 01:28 PM
It's sad to see the group of vaginas that now populates CP. It used to be so fun. Infractions? Jesus Christ.

Phobia
10-11-2012, 01:30 PM
You just aren't funny or entertaining. Step your game up a bit.

YourMom
10-11-2012, 01:32 PM
You just aren't funny or entertaining. Step your game up a bit.

I know better than that. You yourself have said I am on numerous occasions. LMAO

tmw4h5
10-11-2012, 01:34 PM
Yes, those darn vaginas at CP.

"MATT CASSEL FANS SUCK WEINERS. THEY ARE SO GAY. LOL. LOOK AT THEM. GAYS. GAYS DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL. THEY LIKE KNITTING. GAYS. LOL. LOLOLOL."

Of course, I'm paraphrasing.

We get it, Matt Cassel is not a good QB. Endless threads about how bad he sucks are pointless. We get it.

YourMom
10-11-2012, 01:37 PM
Yes, those darn vaginas at CP.

"MATT CASSEL FANS SUCK WEINERS. THEY ARE SO GAY. LOL. LOOK AT THEM. GAYS. GAYS DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL. THEY LIKE KNITTING. GAYS. LOL. LOLOLOL."

Of course, I'm paraphrasing.

We get it, Matt Cassel is not a good QB. Endless threads about how bad he sucks are pointless. We get it.

You mean as opposed to the dozens of intellectually stimulating threads to be found here...like what Jason Whitlock has to say, or what Kent Babb just tweeted. Fucking fascinating.

tmw4h5
10-11-2012, 01:41 PM
No argument here. Trolling this place is no different than trolling other websites -- you have to filter through garbage to find gems.

Personally, I think we need more jwhit love. Just imagine that chocolate bear in a bathtub full of bubbles, sipping on Courvoisier and eating BBQ.

Now, tell me you're not erect.
(Here's a hint: You're lying to yourself if you say you're not.)

YourMom
10-11-2012, 01:45 PM
I used to be a regular here, but I've been gone for quite some time. Maybe it'll take some time to adapt to the new atmosphere. There is certainly a different "tone" around here. I realize there are many Cassel threads, but the Case of the Phantom Injury Cheers has made me realize that Cassel does still have many fans. Maybe not on CP, but he does elsewhere. I felt compelled to refer to them as buttslammers...no big deal.

Phobia
10-11-2012, 01:47 PM
I know better than that. You yourself have said I am on numerous occasions. LMAO

Maybe you did say something funny previously... I don't recall. But this thread is scraping the bottom of the barrel and that's an achievement on this site.

tmw4h5
10-11-2012, 01:49 PM
I wish Cassel were good because he's a good person. He is the type of guy a fanbase could easily rally around. I still think that what he has done with his career is nothing short of outstanding.
There's no doubt that somebody like Brady Quinn is superior in terms of talent, yet Cassel =/= Quinn. Cassel has worked his ass off and he would be a very good backup QB, but he just lacks the talent and skill needed to be a viable starting QB.

It sucks that we have become so hostile towards a guy who has done nothing but give his best to the town and to the team. But, alas, he just isn't right for the job.

YourMom
10-11-2012, 02:03 PM
Maybe you did say something funny previously... I don't recall. But this thread is scraping the bottom of the barrel and that's an achievement on this site.

Is that what the infraction is for? It wasn't clear. It reads like my mistake was posting an opinion as factual...which obviously wasn't the case.

gblowfish
10-11-2012, 03:25 PM
I used to be a regular here, but I've been gone for quite some time.

I knew Midnight Douche would return someday!

CoMoChief
10-11-2012, 03:31 PM
Good gawd I wanna have a beer with this guy!

BoneKrusher
10-11-2012, 03:31 PM
there's something good about Cassel?
almost four years and i've yet to see it.

CoMoChief
10-11-2012, 03:39 PM
I knew Midnight Douche would return someday!

wow.....that guy was awesome.

def wanna have a beer w/ the vulture

CoMoChief
10-11-2012, 03:40 PM
there's something good about Cassel?
almost four years and i've yet to see it.

looks hilarious in a cowboy hat?

anyone have that pic of him in the group pic at the kenny chesney concert?

that shit was hilarious

L.A. Chieffan
10-11-2012, 03:41 PM
Damn this place lost its burst

BoneKrusher
10-11-2012, 03:44 PM
Damn this place lost its burst

Pioli's busted everyone's bubble with this Cassel shit for a QB.

Pasta Giant Meatball
10-11-2012, 03:50 PM
Sends diaper sales through the roof on gamedays?

whoman69
10-11-2012, 04:02 PM
Worst OP of the year nominee.

Pasta Giant Meatball
10-11-2012, 04:04 PM
wow.....that guy was awesome.

def wanna have a beer w/ the vulture

He's "Sonic Raider"

Guru
10-11-2012, 04:14 PM
Cassel and good should never be used in the same paragraph.

bevischief
10-11-2012, 05:00 PM
He is on the bench.

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-11-2012, 05:05 PM
Ok, I lol'd at DaKCdouche giving him an infraction for false thread title, which is very true as there is absolutely nothing good about Matt Cassel.

Nightfyre
10-11-2012, 05:20 PM
wow.....that guy was awesome.

def wanna have a beer w/ the vulture

if you do, leave your laptop at home.

CLX
10-11-2012, 07:48 PM
is that he helps to broaden the NFL's homosexual fan base. You'd HAVE to be a peter puffer to like him at this point.

You were one of the guys that cheered when Cassel was injured weren't you.

Cannibal
10-11-2012, 07:54 PM
Cassel's best attribute is he shows everyone what NOT to aspire to at the QB position.

This fan base has been educated like never before.

We got a four-year degree in Shitty Quarterbacking, and now EVERYONE knows what it looks like.

The fan base recieved that education with Steve Bono.

Phobia
10-11-2012, 09:10 PM
You were one of the guys that cheered when Cassel was injured weren't you.
This seems to be a standard Tampa Bay fan response. I can't decide who is less funny, you or OP.

Shogun
10-11-2012, 09:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GA96Q.png

Simply Red
10-11-2012, 09:29 PM
So RedRum, how is the bartering business at the flea markets?

Psyko Tek
10-11-2012, 10:46 PM
is that he helps to broaden the NFL's homosexual fan base. You'd HAVE to be a peter puffer to like him at this point.

is tyhat supposed to be funny?
or just a cry for help?
either way
FAIL

Psyko Tek
10-11-2012, 10:57 PM
Trent Green 2.0, dumbass.

where?
quinn?

doubting that...
just get cassel selling cars to someone in cali
pilio renting timeshares

and RAC is eating oat meal and drooling softly
that is all I want
let marty GM
AND crazy todd coach
we may not win but fuck it will be fun to watch

this shit we do not win and it aint fun
and yeah put rac as DC

Deberg_1990
10-12-2012, 06:35 AM
is that he helps to broaden the NFL's homosexual fan base. You'd HAVE to be a peter puffer to like him at this point.

Are you like 13 years old?

AussieChiefsFan
10-12-2012, 06:37 AM
http://drawchan.net/dc/dw/src/133536201262.gif

el borracho
10-12-2012, 08:41 AM
http://i.imgur.com/GA96Q.png

Eyes are much too far apart to be Cassel.

frankotank
10-12-2012, 08:52 AM
Eyes are much too far apart to be Cassel.

your alison krauss avatar pic is the only thing of interest in this thread.

phobia can't you just delete this turd? (the thread...not alison....I love her!)