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SNR
10-14-2012, 10:37 PM
Pioli, Cassel, and their shitty fucking Parcells-connection friends are a network of cancerous cells that is destroying this franchise. They are infecting this franchise with cancer. And if we don't get treatment for this cancer, the team will wither away into nothing.

We need chemotherapy. We need to pump the franchise's body with harmful chemicals that will make the franchise sick, but it will kill the cancer.

The Chiefs are going through loss therapy. And we need more.

We as fans are the family of this franchise. We love it. We'd do anything for it. And we want a future with this franchise. And we're the ones who should be supportive of this franchise as it goes through loss therapy.

Too many fans here are still too squeamish about the treatment. It hurts our loved ones, and thus it hurts us. It basically takes away the franchise's lifestyle for an entire year. It prevents the franchise from having fun and living life the way it wants to.

But it HAS to happen. The franchise must live. It needs losses. It needs to kill off Pioli, Cassel, and all the Patriot Way cronies.

For those fans who still want wins, I'm speaking to you as a brother/father/nephew/uncle/whatever. A family member. Be strong. Be brave. And encourage the treatment. Be happy and grateful once the treatment ends.

If the Chiefs get all the losses they need, Pioli will be gone. We'll have the #1 pick. And a new QB, and a new attitude. We'll get stronger. And soon we'll be back on top of the NFL, better and fitter than ever before.

Join me. Root for losses.

notorious
10-14-2012, 10:38 PM
Antifreeze treatment.




Make it a double.

qabbaan
10-14-2012, 10:39 PM
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Inmem58
10-14-2012, 10:40 PM
Bath salts it's what's for dinner.

SNR
10-14-2012, 10:43 PM
k

So the team can count on your support, then?

The Bad Guy
10-14-2012, 10:45 PM
You're spinning your wheels. Some fans would rather have 6-7 wins this year for the instant satisfaction than be in position to have one of the top 3 picks in the draft.

When your HC says he doesn't understand the problems, why are you rooting for wins?

teedubya
10-14-2012, 10:45 PM
Please don't make Inmem58 do another parody song

WV
10-14-2012, 10:48 PM
I'm leaning towards rooting to lose. Apathy can only get us so far and Geno is the goal!

Phobia
10-14-2012, 10:51 PM
It could be me. I decided to root for the Texans tonight and look what happened.

tredadda
10-14-2012, 10:51 PM
You're spinning your wheels. Some fans would rather have 6-7 wins this year for the instant satisfaction than be in position to have one of the top 3 picks in the draft.

When your HC says he doesn't understand the problems, why are you rooting for wins?

This is last year redux, except there is no Luck and RGIII this year. Hopefully Geno Smith is as close to them as many think he is.

Baconeater
10-14-2012, 10:53 PM
It could be me. I decided to root for the Texans tonight and look what happened.
You keep rooting for the Chiefs. Everyone else needs to listen to SNR.

The Bad Guy
10-14-2012, 10:53 PM
Yeah, that's sickening that the year we finally look like we are the worst team in the league, the top QB's aren't as polished as Luck or Griffin.

I love Geno, don't get me wrong, but if this was the year Luck came out and we had the top pick, I wouldn't sleep for the entire month of April.

Chiefs Pantalones
10-14-2012, 10:53 PM
I don't think it matters now. Baring a miracle, there will be a house cleaning at the end of the season.

KILLER_CLOWN
10-14-2012, 10:57 PM
I don't think it matters now. Baring a miracle, there will be a house cleaning at the end of the season.

We had best not be Baring any miracles this year, unless it involves sending Pioli Packing prior to the end of the season.

Direckshun
10-14-2012, 10:57 PM
Chiefsplanet isn't chemotherapy.

It's lupus.

It's an overreaction to the shitfest that's before our eyes.

Ace Gunner
10-14-2012, 11:01 PM
It could be me. I decided to root for the Texans tonight and look what happened.

so what are you going to do to get us out of this mess
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Count Alex's Wins
10-14-2012, 11:03 PM
Don't worry, it will happen naturally.

This team is 1-5.

A year ago at this time we were 3-3.

No Kyle Bollers or Curtis Painters to "save us" this year.

Ebolapox
10-14-2012, 11:03 PM
so while we're kinda on the subject, what the hell has happened to eric berry? is he still freaked out about the ACL injury?

jspchief
10-14-2012, 11:04 PM
You're spinning your wheels. Some fans would rather have 6-7 wins this year for the instant satisfaction than be in position to have one of the top 3 picks in the draft.
A lot of people on this site are guilty of it.

"we barely missed the playoffs last year"

People actually buy into this shit. Like falling assbackwards into leading the worst division in football is some kind of accomplishment. They see 2010 and think "we were 'this close'" to something, instead of recognizing that that team didn't have a prayer of making a dent in the playoffs.

for fucksakes, at least under Marty and Vermeil we had a team that was actually dominant on one side of the ball. Those teams were infinitely more equipped to win in the post season.

Count Alex's Wins
10-14-2012, 11:04 PM
Chiefsplanet isn't chemotherapy.

It's lupus.

It's an overreaction to the shitfest that's before our eyes.

Hey look, everyone.

The Last Scott Pioli Fan.

Count Alex's Wins
10-14-2012, 11:05 PM
It's pretty funny watching games now.

I fistpumped when Quinn threw into double coverage and the ball was tipped up for an INT.

Brady QuINT!

Now you're done.

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Ebolapox
10-14-2012, 11:06 PM
It's pretty funny watching games now.

I fistpumped when Quinn threw into double coverage and the ball was tipped up for an INT.

Brady QuINT!

I've gotten to the point where I mute the TV when the chiefs are on offense and I put an endless loop of Yakety Sax on. makes it funnier.

KCChiefsFan88
10-14-2012, 11:07 PM
All the dumbshits who were against Suck for Luck last year should feel dumb now... you helped kill this franchise.

Congrats.

KILLER_CLOWN
10-14-2012, 11:09 PM
I caught a boatload of crap for rooting to suck for luck last year, I even started out kind of hoping for a train wreck to get rid of this entire regime so yes please twist my arm and done.

Simply Red
10-14-2012, 11:11 PM
Chiefsplanet isn't chemotherapy.

It's lupus.

It's an overreaction to the shitfest that's before our eyes.

http://i.imgur.com/5SEI8.gif (http://imgur.com/5SEI8)

SNR
10-14-2012, 11:16 PM
Chiefsplanet isn't chemotherapy.

It's lupus.

It's an overreaction to the shitfest that's before our eyes.
How will winning games at this point help the franchise?

Let's say they even win enough to make the playoffs this year. How will an affirmation of Matt Cassel and Scott Pioli's bullshit possibly get rid of our "lupus"?

The Patriot Way is cancer. Straight up fucking cancer. Not yet terminal, but still cancer.

Ultra Peanut
10-14-2012, 11:25 PM
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NJChiefsFan
10-14-2012, 11:28 PM
Don't worry, it will happen naturally.

This team is 1-5.

A year ago at this time we were 3-3.

No Kyle Bollers or Curtis Painters to "save us" this year.

PIT enjoys losing to crap teams. I don't trust them. Who knows about division games, crazy stuff happens. If CLE gets more determined to beat us to the top pick, that game could be a win.

To me, if we come out of the bye and lose, we should be in good shape. If that is followed by the two sure loses actually being sure loses, I really like our chances.

SNR
10-14-2012, 11:32 PM
PIT enjoys losing to crap teams. I don't trust them. Who knows about division games, crazy stuff happens. If CLE gets more determined to beat us to the top pick, that game could be a win.

To me, if we come out of the bye and lose, we should be in good shape. If that is followed by the two sure loses actually being sure loses, I really like our chances.I've been saying for awhile that if we lose to Oakland after the bye, the #1 pick is ours.

No team is going to want to fight for wins when they're 1-6, 0-2 in the division, and (quite possibly) have never had a single fucking lead all year.

NJChiefsFan
10-14-2012, 11:36 PM
I've been saying for awhile that if we lose to Oakland after the bye, the #1 pick is ours.

No team is going to want to fight for wins when they're 1-6, 0-2 in the division, and (quite possibly) have never had a single ****ing lead all year.

I agree. If they lose bad out of the bye to a division team, whatever spirit is left will be gone. I kinda felt bad hearing Tamba try to get the defense fired up today. This team has holes, but quality players are just wasting their careers.

Count Alex's Wins
10-14-2012, 11:47 PM
Oakland's D-line will assrape our O-line.

And Carson Palmer just nearly beat Matt Ryan in Atlanta by throwing for 353 yards.

jspchief
10-14-2012, 11:50 PM
Oakland's D-line will assrape our O-line.

And Carson Palmer just nearly beat Matt Ryan in Atlanta by throwing for 353 yards.Palmer always throws for a lot of yards. What nearly beat the Falcons was Matt Ryan doing his best Ryan Leaf impersonation.

Brock
10-14-2012, 11:59 PM
Chiefsplanet isn't chemotherapy.
.

No, losing is.

The Bad Guy
10-15-2012, 06:02 AM
All the dumbshits who were against Suck for Luck last year should feel dumb now... you helped kill this franchise.

Congrats.

only a true stupid fuck believes the fans against that had anything to do with it not happening.

Rausch
10-15-2012, 06:05 AM
Pioli, Cassel, and their shitty ****ing Parcells-connection friends are a network of cancerous cells that is destroying this franchise. They are infecting this franchise with cancer. And if we don't get treatment for this cancer, the team will wither away into nothing.

We need chemotherapy. We need to pump the franchise's body with harmful chemicals that will make the franchise sick, but it will kill the cancer.

The problem is that Clark thinks he can pray to rocks and use herbal remedies and the cancer will just go away...

Rausch
10-15-2012, 06:08 AM
I've been saying for awhile that if we lose to Oakland after the bye, the #1 pick is ours.

No team is going to want to fight for wins when they're 1-6, 0-2 in the division, and (quite possibly) have never had a single ****ing lead all year.

I don't think players are quitting. They'll still go out there and give their all.

That said, I don't think any of them think there's any chance at winning the division or making the playoffs. At this point they're playing well as individuals because they have pride. They have no belief in the team or coaching but have pride in themselves...

Mr. Flopnuts
10-15-2012, 06:22 AM
All the dumbshits who were against Suck for Luck last year should feel dumb now... you helped kill this franchise.

Congrats.

Coaches coach. Players play. Fans win and lose. You're not just retarded, you are their fucking king.

MahiMike
10-15-2012, 06:40 AM
Way ahead of ya brother! Lose one for the Gipper!

InChiefsHell
10-15-2012, 06:57 AM
Um...you all know that rooting for losses doesn't actually make the team lose right? Having said that...I don't think we have too much to worry about this season. We're gonna lose. Alot.

KC Tattoo
10-15-2012, 07:07 AM
This is all kind of funny looking back I actually wanted a 1~15 season back in the 90's just to draft a quarterback with the number one pick. So I think I'm ahead of the curve. Bout time you guys show up.

theelusiveeightrop
10-15-2012, 07:12 AM
Losing can be contagious. Sporting KC better look out.

ChiefsCountry
10-15-2012, 07:14 AM
This is all kind of funny looking back I actually wanted a 1~15 season back in the 90's just to draft a quarterback with the number one pick. So I think I'm ahead of the curve. Bout time you guys show up.

Hopefully that was 1997 season, since the rest of that decade wouldn't have been worth it.

htismaqe
10-15-2012, 08:16 AM
I've gotten to the point where I mute the TV when the chiefs are on offense and I put an endless loop of Yakety Sax on. makes it funnier.

You should try this one:

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Ace Gunner
10-15-2012, 08:17 AM
Ya, a QB is going to make the goof music in the background, stop. Sure.

Graystoke
10-15-2012, 08:27 AM
Losing can be contagious. Sporting KC better look out.

I think we have already been exposed to that virus.

Molitoth
10-15-2012, 08:39 AM
The Colts did it, and are now set at QB for a decade (barring injury).

SNR
10-15-2012, 08:45 AM
Ya, a QB is going to make the goof music in the background, stop. Sure.

Love,

Washington Redskins
Indianapolis Colts
Carolina Panthers
Miami Dolphins
and friends

Ace Gunner
10-15-2012, 08:58 AM
I agree this team needs QB's. Only a fool would disagree, but this team needs more than that, is all I'm saying.

And, you know I'm on board the Geno train. But JFC, get a RILB too.

SNR
10-15-2012, 09:11 AM
I agree this team needs QB's. Only a fool would disagree, but this team needs more than that, is all I'm saying.

And, you know I'm on board the Geno train. But JFC, get a RILB too.

Like what? RILB, FS/SS (depending where you want Berry to play), TE

Those things grow on trees.

A new coach, but that goes without saying.

Let's not act like this is a total rebuild that needs to happen. I'll betcha 49ers fans didn't know what the hell was wrong with their team in 2010 and probably said, "Fuck, we need so much more than just a QB"

tredadda
10-15-2012, 09:14 AM
I agree this team needs QB's. Only a fool would disagree, but this team needs more than that, is all I'm saying.

And, you know I'm on board the Geno train. But JFC, get a RILB too.

This team will always have needs as do all teams but if we can fix the QB situation then we can worry about plugging the other holes as needed. They actually become easier to fill because they won't be as pressing of needs as our potential QBOTF could hide many of them.

Lzen
10-15-2012, 09:19 AM
The season is lost. I really don't care any more.

Ace Gunner
10-15-2012, 09:21 AM
Like what? RILB, FS/SS (depending where you want Berry to play), TE

Those things grow on trees.

A new coach, but that goes without saying.

Let's not act like this is a total rebuild that needs to happen. I'll betcha 49ers fans didn't know what the hell was wrong with their team in 2010 and probably said, "****, we need so much more than just a QB"

Once the niners acquired Willis & Justin Smith, they were miles ahead of the Chiefs in a rebuild.

My point is, this team needs more than a QB. Whether these other players grow on trees, I don't really care. If so, somebody in this org needs to locate that tree.

Ace Gunner
10-15-2012, 09:23 AM
This team will always have needs as do all teams but if we can fix the QB situation then we can worry about plugging the other holes as needed. They actually become easier to fill because they won't be as pressing of needs as our potential QBOTF could hide many of them.

For wins -- yes. For championships, no. See Peyton Manning. Then see Eli Manning.

tredadda
10-15-2012, 09:31 AM
For wins -- yes. For championships, no. See Peyton Manning. Then see Eli Manning.

I promise you give us a franchise QB and a HC that is not a buffoon and we will be looking at possible championships. This team is better than they are playing right now, they just seem poorly coached and they seem like they have given up. The Peyton-Eli example is awful. In the playoffs Eli is clutch, he is money. Peyton is anything but.

Simply Red
10-15-2012, 09:35 AM
Join me. Root for losses.



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Micjones
10-15-2012, 10:28 AM
Chiefsplanet isn't chemotherapy.

It's lupus.

It's an overreaction to the shitfest that's before our eyes.

It's never Lupus.

Pasta Giant Meatball
10-15-2012, 10:51 AM
All the dumbshits who were against Suck for Luck last year should feel dumb now... you helped kill this franchise.

Congrats.

Yeah, because rooting a certain way effects the outcome of games LMAO What a dumbass

tooge
10-15-2012, 10:58 AM
I'm not really rooting for anything, and that is the real problem. I'm rooting for me to do well in the Lenexa Chili cookoff this weekend. I'm rooting for me to get a deer next weekend. I'm rooting for my son's team to do well. I probably watched my last full chiefs game of the season three weeks ago.

whoman69
10-15-2012, 11:03 AM
Sorry. I will still feel awful when we throw another interception, while I guess your crowd will cheer. Why not throw a few career ending injuries in? That will help them lose a few more games.

When you take a franchise down to the depths, its hard to come back from that. Indianapolis, Carolina, St. Louis, Detroit, Miami, Oakland are the last six number one selections and none of them are setting the world on fire. Three of them have since fired the coach that just took over the team. The next team on the list is San Francisco who had been running in mediocrity until Harbaugh came along and changed the culture. They fired two coaches before that. This team has had enough losing. You can't teach players about losing then expect them to unlearn.

This franchise has been horrible the last few years because we've taken table scraps from the Patriots and recycled their coaches. The Chiefs cannot wait for Pioli to find the next Brady and Welker. We need a system where we will draft quality players instead of using second round picks to get a return man, tweener G/T or slot back. We need to get our QB and build a winning culture. There needs to be the Chiefs way. There's plenty of young talent on this team. We lack a QB. I don't care if we have to trade every pick that we have or trade Hali to do so. This franchise has no present. We should look to the future.

Cave Johnson
10-15-2012, 11:12 AM
You should try this one:

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Pssst, that's the same song.

htismaqe
10-15-2012, 11:29 AM
Pssst, that's the same song.

LMAO

I thought he said "Yakety YAK". :doh!:

SNR
10-15-2012, 11:57 AM
Once the niners acquired Willis & Justin Smith, they were miles ahead of the Chiefs in a rebuild.

My point is, this team needs more than a QB. Whether these other players grow on trees, I don't really care. If so, somebody in this org needs to locate that tree.

Psst! Those guys were already on the team when Singletary was HC

ct
10-15-2012, 12:00 PM
i'm on board, as I was last year too before we went a screwed it up