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gblowfish
10-15-2012, 01:08 PM
He's disappointed...

Brock
10-15-2012, 01:10 PM
Does he know why the team is playing so poorly?

jd1020
10-15-2012, 01:11 PM
What are they suppose to be playing?

pr_capone
10-15-2012, 01:11 PM
Does he know why the team is playing so poorly?

LMAO

the Talking Can
10-15-2012, 01:11 PM
this guy is a fucking idiot

"we were in it till the 2nd half"

"we were in position to make some plays but didn't make them, but if we make those plays then we'll be better"

derp

jd1020
10-15-2012, 01:12 PM
this guy is a ****ing idiot

"we were in it till the 2nd half"

"we were in position to make some plays but didn't make them, but if we make those plays then we'll be better"

derp

Romeo went to the John Madden school of football.

KC_Lee
10-15-2012, 01:12 PM
So basically he has the "Standard Coach Responses" handbook.

HemiEd
10-15-2012, 01:12 PM
Did he say complimentary yet?

Cave Johnson
10-15-2012, 01:12 PM
Is it a process?

kysirsoze
10-15-2012, 01:13 PM
What's he gonna say? His tenure as HC is absolutely indefensible. I give him credit for having the balls to face the media at all.

jd1020
10-15-2012, 01:14 PM
Someone should ask him whether or not he's been studying tape on the team he's playing next week. See if he knows.

BoneKrusher
10-15-2012, 01:14 PM
So basically he has the "Standard Coach Responses" handbook.

he has a step by step manual on how to be Pioli's puppet.

KCUnited
10-15-2012, 01:14 PM
"Never understood putting vegetables on pizza..."

Flachief58
10-15-2012, 01:14 PM
Has he named Casshole the starter for the gayders game yet?




Don't laugh, you know it's coming

kysirsoze
10-15-2012, 01:15 PM
"Never understood putting vegetables on pizza..."

LMAO

the Talking Can
10-15-2012, 01:17 PM
"breaston is a back up WR"

Pestilence
10-15-2012, 01:17 PM
So basically he has the "Standard Coach Responses" handbook.

Even standard coaches will get pissed and say the whole team sucked. This fucking douche just keeps saying that he's confused.

jd1020
10-15-2012, 01:18 PM
"breaston is a back up WR"

Tell us something we don't already know.

FAX
10-15-2012, 01:19 PM
"I think your team is what it is."

FAX

BigMeatballDave
10-15-2012, 01:19 PM
"breaston is a back up WR"

Stupid.

Dude caught 61 last yr.

Benching him in favor of a kid that has shown nothing.

Typically Pioli BS.

Deberg_1990
10-15-2012, 01:19 PM
Says the team "is close to figuring it out"

jwhit
10-15-2012, 01:19 PM
Romeo is talking about Eric Berry getting out of his run lane on a touchdown run. Berry is undisciplined.

FAX
10-15-2012, 01:19 PM
ROFL

"Is there anyone you can call for advice?"

FAX

CoMoChief
10-15-2012, 01:19 PM
"They scored more than us, water is wet and 1+1=2, but I just Dont understand why?"
- Romeo Crennel

FAX
10-15-2012, 01:20 PM
Romeo is talking about Eric Berry getting out of his run lane on a touchdown run. Berry is undisciplined.

Aren't we all?

FAX

BigMeatballDave
10-15-2012, 01:20 PM
Says the team "is close to figuring it out"

LMAO

They sure looked like it yesterday.

ILChief
10-15-2012, 01:20 PM
Says the team "is close to figuring it out"

He couldn't have said that

FAX
10-15-2012, 01:20 PM
"I think we must win so we can win."

FAX

Pestilence
10-15-2012, 01:21 PM
Romeo is talking about Eric Berry getting out of his run lane on a touchdown run. Berry is undisciplined.

He's undisciplined because of shitty fucking coaching. This entire defense is undisciplined.

Deberg_1990
10-15-2012, 01:21 PM
Says team misses Casssels leadership.....

the Talking Can
10-15-2012, 01:21 PM
"when you do one thing - like run the ball - you are more easily pigeon holed...we need to be more balanced"

which is the exact opposite of the reasoning in the ravens game

"we must win...so we can win" (actual quote)

CoMoChief
10-15-2012, 01:21 PM
Says the team "is close to figuring it out"

No fucking way

Brock
10-15-2012, 01:21 PM
"when you do one thing - like run the ball - you are more easily pigeon holed...we need to be more balanced"

which is the exact opposite of the reasoning in the ravens game

"we must win...so we can win" (actual quote)

LMAO

ILChief
10-15-2012, 01:22 PM
Says team misses Casssels leadership.....

Omg it's worse than I thought

jd1020
10-15-2012, 01:22 PM
Team is close to figuring out, if they haven't already, what a gigantic dumbass Crennel is.

Flachief58
10-15-2012, 01:22 PM
Says the team "is close to figuring it out"

4 blow-outs in 5 losses say, sup

DeezNutz
10-15-2012, 01:23 PM
Does this team have an identity?

"It depends what you mean by identity." No bullshit.

ILChief
10-15-2012, 01:23 PM
Does this team have an identity?

"It depends what you mean by identity." No bullshit.

We have an identity alright

BigMeatballDave
10-15-2012, 01:24 PM
Does this team have an identity?

"It depends what you mean by identity." No bullshit.

LMAO

Chiefs Pantalones
10-15-2012, 01:24 PM
"when you do one thing - like run the ball - you are more easily pigeon holed...we need to be more balanced"

which is the exact opposite of the reasoning in the ravens game

"we must win...so we can win" (actual quote)

Crennel the philosopher.

gblowfish
10-15-2012, 01:25 PM
Make the pie higher!

DeezNutz
10-15-2012, 01:25 PM
"There are times in Cleveland when it wasn't this close."

LMAO.

Flachief58
10-15-2012, 01:25 PM
Says team misses Casssels leadership.....

No fucking way he actually said that with a straight face

Iowanian
10-15-2012, 01:25 PM
Romeo thinks this team was "somewhat successful last season".......

DeezNutz
10-15-2012, 01:26 PM
Said he has control over the roster. No pressure from GM about who to play.

FAX
10-15-2012, 01:26 PM
I would follow Roleo Crennel into the mouth of hell.

FAX

gblowfish
10-15-2012, 01:26 PM
Leabo: "He had it worse at Cleveland."
Well, that's encouraging....

Pestilence
10-15-2012, 01:26 PM
Said he has control over the roster. No pressure from GM about who to play.

If true....(which I doubt).....then RAC needs to be gone yesterday.

SPchief
10-15-2012, 01:27 PM
Does this team have an identity?

"It depends what you mean by identity." No bullshit.

LMAO

Brock
10-15-2012, 01:27 PM
I would follow Roleo CrenneLLLLLLLLL into the mouth of hell.

FAX


we already have.

SPchief
10-15-2012, 01:28 PM
Romeo willing to fall on the Sword.

Flachief58
10-15-2012, 01:28 PM
"There are times in Cleveland when it wasn't this close."

LMAO.

Well that makes it all better

the Talking Can
10-15-2012, 01:29 PM
.

Iowanian
10-15-2012, 01:29 PM
I feel a little sorry for RAC.

It's like watching the "I'm NOT A GINGER" kid fighting the UFC heavyweight champ.

It's so sad, you just have to look away.

Graystoke
10-15-2012, 01:30 PM
"I haven't seen my penis in 10 Years!"

Iowanian
10-15-2012, 01:30 PM
WeLLLLL you see, the players have to play the game. I have no idea why the players can't play the game better and their execution has to be better when they play the plays that are called. You see, the Coaches call the plays and then the players run them.....



I'm sure Romeo CreneLLLLL would be an excellent neighbor, and probably would be a good mentor for youth in the area, but Pioli SHIT is he in over his head in today's NFL.

HemiEd
10-15-2012, 01:31 PM
Says team misses Casssels leadership.....

Tell me he didn't say that!?

siberian khatru
10-15-2012, 01:31 PM
"Oh, baked. I definitely prefer my macaroni and cheese baked, yessir."

New World Order
10-15-2012, 01:31 PM
Atleast CrenneLLLLL has some funny coors light press conference ads, Fat Scott is just... Fat.

the Talking Can
10-15-2012, 01:32 PM
"There are times in Cleveland when it wasn't this close."

LMAO.


he paused after saying it...realized he'd just punched himself in his camel hump

FringeNC
10-15-2012, 01:32 PM
Romeo Crennel + Matt Cassel = never having a lead

Iowanian
10-15-2012, 01:32 PM
At least Crennel has the stones to speak to the media, unlike his boss.

BoneKrusher
10-15-2012, 01:33 PM
Romeo thinks this team was "somewhat successful last season".......

yeah, with Kyle Orton.

ILChief
10-15-2012, 01:33 PM
We are doomed

the Talking Can
10-15-2012, 01:33 PM
we haven't heard from our pussy GM in almost 2 weeks

what a coward

theelusiveeightrop
10-15-2012, 01:34 PM
Hey RAC WE ARE DISAPPOINTED

J Diddy
10-15-2012, 01:34 PM
What are they suppose to be playing?

"I mean I just don't understand it. We had more runs than the Cardinals did last night, but they won and we didn't. I just don't know."

Flachief58
10-15-2012, 01:34 PM
Does this team have an identity?

"It depends what you mean by identity." No bullshit.

The Chiefs identity is that they are the laughing stock of the NFL

DeezNutz
10-15-2012, 01:35 PM
he paused after saying it...realized he'd just punched himself in his camel hump

"There was an absence of leadership when I was in Cleveland." /RAC

Iowanian
10-15-2012, 01:35 PM
This team is nutless, just like it's GM.

It plays without 2 functioning, adult sized balls.

Chiefs Pantalones
10-15-2012, 01:36 PM
"I haven't seen my penis in 10 Years!"

LMAO

gblowfish
10-15-2012, 01:37 PM
I was hoping he would talk about the endless shrimp at Red Lobster. Halftime didn't give him nearly enough time to adjust. What do to? Scampi? Coconut Shrimp? Walt's Favorite Shrimp? Shrimp and Linguini? Hard to make the proper adjustment in just 20 minutes. I mean, he needs more than 20 minutes to eat all the shrimp he can eat. Just isn't fair.

ILChief
10-15-2012, 01:37 PM
Well I bet that made everyone feel better about the situation

FAX
10-15-2012, 01:37 PM
Does this team have an identity?

"Sure does. You need one of these cards right here to get into the building."

FAX

siberian khatru
10-15-2012, 01:37 PM
"There was an absence of leadership when I was in Cleveland." /RAC

"Oh, wait a minute, I was head coach there, right? Heh, seems like a long time ago. Anyway ..."

Flachief58
10-15-2012, 01:37 PM
we haven't heard from our pussy GM in almost 2 weeks

what a coward

This. Where is that fucking cumstain? Be a man and face the music Pussholy!

ROYC75
10-15-2012, 01:38 PM
Someone should ask him whether or not he's been studying tape on the team he's playing next week. See if he knows.

We are already in trouble with him as our HC but if he is studying film of the game for next week,( bye ) he just might win one.

Now, of course this is open for debating.

ChiefMojo
10-15-2012, 01:38 PM
As a fan I feel like that crappy 8-Man team that always gets 45'ed week in and week out! At least it allows time to go home to do yard work after half.

gblowfish
10-15-2012, 01:38 PM
"I haven't seen my penis in 10 Years!"

RAC gets out of the shower after practice. Cooter says "Damn Romeo, when's the last time you saw your Johnson?"

RAC says "Hmmmmm...it's been a long time."

Cooter says "Why don't you diet?"

RAC says "Why? What color is it now?"

J Diddy
10-15-2012, 01:39 PM
This. Where is that ****ing cumstain? Be a man and face the music Pussholy!

Hopefully he's negotiating a buyout clause so Clark can buy him out.

tooge
10-15-2012, 01:39 PM
Poor guy. He's the grandpa that can't remember any of the grandkids names. He puts his denture in the counter and then thinks the little grandson has it in his mouth and follows him around trying to look in his mouth. He keeps asking if anyone fed the dog. He has no dog. His dog died years ago. The media is like the two 14 year old neighbor boys that just like fucking with him to hear what crazy shit comes out of his mouth. sad.

ROYC75
10-15-2012, 01:39 PM
:facepalm:"when you do one thing - like run the ball - you are more easily pigeon holed...we need to be more balanced"

which is the exact opposite of the reasoning in the ravens game

"we must win...so we can win" (actual quote)

DaKCMan AP
10-15-2012, 01:40 PM
Sounds like they lobbed a bunch of pansy questions to him.

They should ask him how many other teams have the head coach also serving as offensive or defensive coordinator and why he, the head coach of the team with the worst record in the NFL and the 29th scoring D in the NFL, thinks it's appropriate for him to serve as the HC and DC.

Flachief58
10-15-2012, 01:40 PM
Hopefully he's negotiating a buyout clause so Clark can buy him out.

I'd be ok with that :thumb:

ILChief
10-15-2012, 01:41 PM
Did they not even ask who his QB was going to be?

DeezNutz
10-15-2012, 01:42 PM
Sounds like they lobbed a bunch of pansy questions to him.

They should ask him how many other teams have the head coach also serving as offensive or defensive coordinator and why he, the head coach of the team with the worst record in the NFL and the 29th scoring D in the NFL, thinks it's appropriate for him to serve as the HC and DC.

Nope, questions were pretty pointed.

For a second time, he said, essentially, that he wasn't really sure why the team played so poorly. First question: Why should Chiefs fans believe you're the guy to turn this around?

RAC didn't answer, and the reporter called him on it, only for RAC to dodge again. Guessing it was Mellinger asking.

Good line of questions today.

scho63
10-15-2012, 01:42 PM
How many times is that Fat Panda jackass going say the same lines, "I'm disappointed like everyone else", "I don't know why we played like that", and then the best line "We are going to work on fixing those problem things and keep trying to improve"

In other words....YOU DON'T HAVE A F*CKING CLUE FAT ASS!

BoneKrusher
10-15-2012, 01:43 PM
Did they not even ask who his QB was going to be?

it doesnt matter they both suck.

Chiefs Pantalones
10-15-2012, 01:45 PM
Did they not even ask who his QB was going to be?

AIDS or herpes?

ping2000
10-15-2012, 01:47 PM
Did anyone ask how much time off the players get?

ROYC75
10-15-2012, 01:48 PM
WOW, I could probably pick 10 different coaching staffs from current CP members and beat this crap of a staff we have now.

BoneKrusher
10-15-2012, 01:51 PM
AIDS or herpes?

yeah it's like asking if you'd rather be shot in the left temple or the right.

it doesn't matter you get the same effect.

htismaqe
10-15-2012, 01:51 PM
Did they not even ask who his QB was going to be?

There's no point in asking the question since we don't have a game this week.

That question is best saved for next week's presser.

Fritz88
10-15-2012, 01:52 PM
Said he has control over the roster. No pressure from GM about who to play.

He bery funny
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HemiEd
10-15-2012, 01:52 PM
Sounds like they lobbed a bunch of pansy questions to him.

They should ask him how many other teams have the head coach also serving as offensive or defensive coordinator and why he, the head coach of the team with the worst record in the NFL and the 29th scoring D in the NFL, thinks it's appropriate for him to serve as the HC and DC.
You should have asked that of Pioli when you were hobknobbing with him yesterday.

Chiefnj2
10-15-2012, 01:55 PM
How is it possible that Muir could call a better game than Daboll even though he took naps in the box?

DeezNutz
10-15-2012, 01:59 PM
Caller on 810 says that he's paying his own money to fly a banner over Arrowhead calling Clark cheap.

LMAO. Fucking Chiefs are going to have to put a control tower next to the stadium.

gblowfish
10-15-2012, 01:59 PM
It's scary as Hell that people have been pining for Bill Muir and Tyler Palko. Dare to dream, people!

gblowfish
10-15-2012, 02:00 PM
Clark is going to start charging for access to the airspace over the Sports Complex. Hey, whatever it takes to make a buck!

the Talking Can
10-15-2012, 02:00 PM
Caller on 810 says that he's paying his own money to fly a banner over Arrowhead calling Clark cheap.

LMAO. ****ing Chiefs are going to have to put a control tower next to the stadium.

LMAO

Flachief58
10-15-2012, 02:02 PM
Caller on 810 says that he's paying his own money to fly a banner over Arrowhead calling Clark cheap.

LMAO. Fucking Chiefs are going to have to put a control tower next to the stadium.

ROFL

ping2000
10-15-2012, 02:07 PM
How about 70,000 "Fire Pioli" paper airplanes thrown from the stands?

CoMoChief
10-15-2012, 02:09 PM
Poor guy. He's the grandpa that can't remember any of the grandkids names. He puts his denture in the counter and then thinks the little grandson has it in his mouth and follows him around trying to look in his mouth. He keeps asking if anyone fed the dog. He has no dog. His dog died years ago. The media is like the two 14 year old neighbor boys that just like ****ing with him to hear what crazy shit comes out of his mouth. sad.

LMAO

bevischief
10-15-2012, 02:17 PM
How about 70,000 "Fire PioLLLLLi" paper airplanes thrown from the stands?

LMAO

BoneKrusher
10-15-2012, 02:24 PM
How about 70,000 "Fire PioLLLLLi" paper airplanes thrown from the stands?

sounds like a winner maybe put this pic on the paper planes
http://i48.tinypic.com/34hfkmp.png LMAO

BigMeatballDave
10-15-2012, 02:26 PM
sounds like a winner maybe put this pic on the paper planes
http://i48.tinypic.com/34hfkmp.png LMAO

Hey, can you make one like this with the gif of him hopping and grinning?

ping2000
10-15-2012, 02:27 PM
Hell, print out the declaration, your favorite pic, "why they suck stats"; anything that fits on a sheet of paper could be made into a paper airplane. You could even make a mini banner to attach to your plane. Let them rip right after the national anthem.

Buckweath
10-15-2012, 02:28 PM
You guys need to realize at this point that what's happening to this franchise is the best thing that could happen. This team I thought would make the playoffs with Cassell but never in a billion years win the Superbowl, which it's all about. Now we get to have, I hope, a really high draft pick, and get a top QB prospect.

I don't think Pioli is the problem, although keeping faith in Cassell was a terrible mistake, but I also think many GMs could have done the same mistake.

Daboll and Crennel are not good coaches and will leave, simple as that.
When Crennel was promoted to HC, there was reason to think that move could succeed but look, it didn't happen.

BigMeatballDave
10-15-2012, 02:30 PM
You guys need to realize at this point that what's happening to this franchise is the best thing that could happen. This team I thought would make the playoffs with CasseLLLLLl but never in a billion years win the Superbowl, which it's all about. Now we get to have, I hope, a really high draft pick, and get a top QB prospect.

I don't think PioLLLLLi is the problem, although keeping faith in CasseLLLLLl was a terrible mistake, but I also think many GMs could have done the same mistake.

Daboll and CrenneLLLLL are not good coaches and will leave, simple as that.
When CrenneLLLLL was promoted to HC, there was reason to think that move could succeed but look, it didn't happen.

:doh!:

J Diddy
10-15-2012, 02:31 PM
You guys need to realize at this point that what's happening to this franchise is the best thing that could happen. This team I thought would make the playoffs with CasseLLLLLl but never in a billion years win the Superbowl, which it's all about. Now we get to have, I hope, a really high draft pick, and get a top QB prospect.

I don't think PioLLLLLi is the problem, although keeping faith in CasseLLLLLl was a terrible mistake, but I also think many GMs could have done the same mistake.

Daboll and CrenneLLLLL are not good coaches and will leave, simple as that.
When CrenneLLLLL was promoted to HC, there was reason to think that move could succeed but look, it didn't happen.

How can you say Pioli isn't the problem?

By your own admission you said his commitment to Cassel was a terrible mistake. The next thing you said was that his choice of coaches were horrible.

ChiefMojo
10-15-2012, 02:31 PM
We can't keep Pioli as no HC wants to work for him! Sure we could get Josh McDaniel to come aboard.

DeezNutz
10-15-2012, 02:32 PM
Given Pioli's level of stupidity, a special exemption should place Brady into the HOF immediately.

Brock
10-15-2012, 02:33 PM
You guys need to realize at this point that what's happening to this franchise is the best thing that could happen. This team I thought would make the playoffs with CasseLLLLLl but never in a billion years win the Superbowl, which it's all about. Now we get to have, I hope, a really high draft pick, and get a top QB prospect.

I don't think PioLLLLLi is the problem, although keeping faith in CasseLLLLLl was a terrible mistake, but I also think many GMs could have done the same mistake.

Daboll and CrenneLLLLL are not good coaches and will leave, simple as that.
When CrenneLLLLL was promoted to HC, there was reason to think that move could succeed but look, it didn't happen.

So, most of his decisions have been terrible, but he isn't the problem. K.

BossChief
10-15-2012, 02:35 PM
If Haley was "in over his head" what is Romeo?

Flachief58
10-15-2012, 02:35 PM
I don't think PioLLLLLi is the problem, although keeping faith in CasseLLLLLl was a terrible mistake, but I also think many GMs could have done the same mistake.

The good GMs don't stick with a guy who is as bad as Cassel for 4 years or hire a wannabe HC who does not know why his players suck

J Diddy
10-15-2012, 02:36 PM
If Haley was "in over his head" what is Romeo?

In all fairness, with water displacement and all, if Romeos in the pool, all the water is already out.

htismaqe
10-15-2012, 02:38 PM
So, most of his decisions have been terrible, but he isn't the problem. K.

No kidding.

Chocolate Hog
10-15-2012, 02:41 PM
Guys we would be 5-1 if Haley was the coach miss him yet?

FAX
10-15-2012, 02:41 PM
Roleo's problem is that his efforts have, so far, been counter productive. We're getting worse each week ... not better. It's arrows pointing down everywhere, now. We look like a post-massacre photo of the Little Big Horn.

I have the feeling that if he and Daboll just up and quit, we'd see improvement.

FAX

Flachief58
10-15-2012, 02:42 PM
Guys we would be 5-1 if Haley was the coach miss him yet?

You got some good shit this week I see

FAX
10-15-2012, 02:44 PM
I'll agree that, if Haley were here and we were playing this badly, the players would be running wind sprints every day until midnight.

They would understand the consequences of sucking.

FAX

htismaqe
10-15-2012, 02:48 PM
I'll agree that, if Haley were here and we were playing this badly, the players would be running wind sprints every day until midnight.

They would understand the consequences of sucking.

FAX

This.

Haley was a lot of things.

SOFT wasn't one of them.

Fuck Romeo Crennel.

J Diddy
10-15-2012, 02:48 PM
I'll agree that, if Haley were here and we were playing this badly, the players would be running wind sprints every day until midnight.

They would understand the consequences of sucking.

FAX

It's sort of like that now. They're forced to take a day off.

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 02:48 PM
Caller on 810 says that he's paying his own money to fly a banner over Arrowhead calling Clark cheap.

LMAO. Fucking Chiefs are going to have to put a control tower next to the stadium.

I'm envisioning a Death Star II style aerial battle over Arrowhead...the fans in X-Wings, Pioli's legion in TIE Fighters.

Cassel's Reckoning and Whitlock pilot the Millenium Fan-con into Death Arrowhead's superstructure, attempting to destroy the Patriot Way reactor at it's heart....

Meanwhile, 'Hamas' Jenkins engages Clark Hunt in a vicious lightsaber duel at Arrowhead's throne room, with Emperor Pioli-tine watching and cackling.

Finally, with Emperor Pioli-tine sadistically electrocuting a beaten 'Hamas' Jenkins, Clark Hunt looks on in shame at what the Patriot Way has done to his fan base...picks up Emperor Pioli-tine in rage and tosses him down Arrowhead's reactor shaft, killing him forever, and saving paying him for the last year of his contract.

BigMeatballDave
10-15-2012, 02:50 PM
Guys we would be 5-1 if Haley was the coach miss him yet?

I don't even miss him.

My sig is in jest. It's just funny to me all the bitching over him last yr and they're actually worse now.

They'd probably be 2-4.

I think he'd have benched Cassel before the Baltimore game.

J Diddy
10-15-2012, 02:54 PM
I'm envisioning a Death Star II style aerial battle over Arrowhead...the fans in X-Wings, PioLLLLLi's legion in TIE Fighters.

CasseLLLLL's Reckoning and Whitlock pilot the Millenium Fan-con into Death Arrowhead's superstructure, attempting to destroy the Patriot Way reactor at it's heart....

Meanwhile, 'Hamas' Jenkins engages Clark Hunt in a vicious lightsaber duel at Arrowhead's throne room, with Emperor PioLLLLLi-tine watching and cackling.

Finally, with Emperor PioLLLLLi-tine sadistically electrocuting a beaten 'Hamas' Jenkins, Clark Hunt looks on in shame at what the Patriot Way has done to his fan base...picks up Emperor PioLLLLLi-tine in rage and tosses him down Arrowhead's reactor shaft, killing him forever, and saving paying him for the last year of his contract.

Lewis Skolnick just got a massive boner.

Shogun
10-15-2012, 04:43 PM
Jesus christ on a stick. I just listened to this. Romeo is literally the Bill Cosby of the NFL. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE.

DaneMcCloud
10-15-2012, 04:44 PM
This.

Haley was a lot of things.

SOFT wasn't one of them.

Fuck Romeo CrenneLLLLL.

I'll agree that, if Haley were here and we were playing this badly, the players would be running wind sprints every day until midnight.

They would understand the consequences of sucking.

FAX

I don't think the new CBA would allow it. There is limited practice time built in.

ChiefMojo
10-15-2012, 04:46 PM
Seriously if Haley was here, we would have the same f**king record and don't kid yourself!!! The only difference would be we would have a team in turmoil and Haley/Pioli will be fighting each other in the media. Palko would be starting at QB right now and we would still be facing the same long a** season!

SPATCH
10-15-2012, 04:56 PM
I think that the nothing-behind-the-eyes, soulless sociopath GM in combination with the lazy, eerily-calm HC in combination with the wide-eyed, pussy-footing QB has created a vortex that has sucked every ounce of inspiration and passion from the talented football players that we have on our team.

Watching these games every week, I just feel ****ing weird. I feel anxious and worked up every time I see the shit start to hit the fan.. meanwhile, the players look REMARKABLY unconcerned.. then I start to feel even more anxious.

And I don't even know what to say except that I am just ****ing amazed.

Ted Theodore Logan
10-15-2012, 05:00 PM
I'm envisioning a Death Star II style aerial battle over Arrowhead...the fans in X-Wings, PioLLLLLi's legion in TIE Fighters.

CasseLLLLL's Reckoning and Whitlock pilot the Millenium Fan-con into Death Arrowhead's superstructure, attempting to destroy the Patriot Way reactor at it's heart....

Meanwhile, 'Hamas' Jenkins engages CLLLLLark Hunt in a vicious lightsaber duel at Arrowhead's throne room, with Emperor PioLLLLLi-tine watching and cackling.

Finally, with Emperor PioLLLLLi-tine sadistically electrocuting a beaten 'Hamas' Jenkins, CLLLLLark Hunt looks on in shame at what the Patriot Way has done to his fan base...picks up Emperor PioLLLLLi-tine in rage and tosses him down Arrowhead's reactor shaft, killing him forever, and saving paying him for the last year of his contract.


EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

qabbaan
10-15-2012, 05:04 PM
He's like a hyperglycemic Dennis Green.

J Diddy
10-15-2012, 05:05 PM
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please refrain from encouraging the nerd.

notorious
10-15-2012, 05:07 PM
He's like a hyperglycemic Dennis Green.

Green could coach circles around Crennel.

Ted Theodore Logan
10-15-2012, 05:21 PM
Please refrain from encouraging the nerd.

Dude,the way he described the Tie-Fighters and X-Wings battling over Arrowhead was most excellent! I was like,"WHOA"! But what I want to know is,would Eric Winston be like Lando?

WilliamTheIrish
10-15-2012, 08:02 PM
Sounds like they lobbed a bunch of pansy questions to him.

They should ask him how many other teams have the head coach also serving as offensive or defensive coordinator and why he, the head coach of the team with the worst record in the NFL and the 29th scoring D in the NFL, thinks it's appropriate for him to serve as the HC and DC.

Seems like a question that could have been posed to the GM while you were arm in arm with the Nazi fuck yesterday at the game. I mean you were the one who frightened his kid, right? (Please say yes)

htismaqe
10-15-2012, 08:14 PM
I don't think the new CBA would allow it. There is limited practice time built in.

It isn't just the limited practice time.

Romeo said that they would forego some of the allowed practice time in favor of sitting in the film room.

And the practice time they do have is patty-cake.