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Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 05:48 PM
http://www.ingewood.com/agents.php

http://i.imgur.com/y8w86.jpg

Phobia
10-15-2012, 05:51 PM
What's funny about that? He wasn't durable enough to survive an NFL career just like everybody other than about 700 people in this country. Now he's making something of himself so he doesn't have to live at his daddy's house until he's 30.

3rd&48ers
10-15-2012, 05:51 PM
Brodie is a class act, I hope he succeeds

notorious
10-15-2012, 05:54 PM
I'm not laughing.


He was the last serious attempt that this franchise took at developing their own QB.

BigMeatballDave
10-15-2012, 05:54 PM
I wonder if he still has his hot wife?

jd1020
10-15-2012, 05:54 PM
Can I get a refund on my guarantee?

notorious
10-15-2012, 05:55 PM
I wonder if he still has his hot wife?

Well, in 30 years she is still going to have the tits of a 20 year old.

KCtotheSB
10-15-2012, 05:56 PM
Nothing funny about that. He's using that thing you get in college to better yourself....a degree.

Easy 6
10-15-2012, 05:56 PM
Used to totally jizz thinking about the throws he could make, the almost flat on his back laser for the td immediately comes to mind, but something was amiss beyond his durability issues.

He had enough starts to win atleast ONE game.

FAX
10-15-2012, 05:57 PM
He has a job.

Hilarious.

FAX

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 05:59 PM
What's funny about that?

It's as funny as Ryan Leaf being a tennis coach.

MTG#10
10-15-2012, 06:00 PM
That's his real number. o:-)

3rd&48ers
10-15-2012, 06:00 PM
Don't worry, Real Estate will come back soon

MeatRock
10-15-2012, 06:00 PM
How is this funny again? He was a terrible NFL QB and now he's living his life. I missed the humor in that.

Phobia
10-15-2012, 06:01 PM
It's as funny as Ryan Leaf being a tennis coach.

Your grasp on reality continues to elude you. Real people have to work for a living and support themselves.

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 06:02 PM
Your grasp on reality continues to elude you. Real people have to work for a living and support themselves.

I'm glad for Brodie. But it's amusing seeing any high-profile athlete working a normal job.

KCUnited
10-15-2012, 06:02 PM
What's funny about Croyle trying to break into real estate?

MeatRock
10-15-2012, 06:03 PM
Atleast he has a hot wife to support.

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 06:04 PM
What's funny about Croyle trying to break into real estate?

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

I hope this career choice works out for him.

Phobia
10-15-2012, 06:04 PM
I'm glad for Brodie. But it's amusing seeing any high-profile athlete working a normal job.

Is it? Not for me. That's how it works. Unless you're banking tens of millions, you're probably going to join the workforce at some point.

FAX
10-15-2012, 06:05 PM
Atleast he has a hot wife to support.

Could be worse. He'll retire a multimillionaire ... much of it self-earned.

Comedy Central should launch a new series.

FAX

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 06:05 PM
Is it? Not for me.

Damn.

Sorry I could not amuse you.

Send some neg rep my way.

siberian khatru
10-15-2012, 06:06 PM
I like how he was "associated" with the Chiefs.

Baconeater
10-15-2012, 06:06 PM
I'm glad for Brodie. But it's amusing seeing any high-profile athlete working a normal job.
High profile? Does anyone outside of Tuscaloosa or KC even know who he is?

Discuss Thrower
10-15-2012, 06:06 PM
At least he has a productive freaking job.

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 06:06 PM
High profile? Does anyone outside of Tuscaloosa or KC even know who he is?

I'd say anyone picked in the third round of the NFL draft is relatively high profile.

He's still talked about on NCAA broadcasts.

Saulbadguy
10-15-2012, 06:07 PM
Pursuing his Alabama real estate license?

FAX
10-15-2012, 06:07 PM
I like how he was "associated" with the Chiefs.

Actually, that's a fair way to say it.

A lot of guys would say something like, "Former quarterback with the Chiefs". You know ... puff it up.

FAX

Phobia
10-15-2012, 06:07 PM
Damn.

Sorry I could not amuse you.

Send some neg rep my way.

I want to find the humor. It's just not funny to anybody but you.

KCUnited
10-15-2012, 06:08 PM
I'd imagine it's commercial. But still yeah. It too, should stilll recover, i'd imagine, even residential, that is.

Hopefully he doesn't go broke.

Chief_in_Commander
10-15-2012, 06:08 PM
Is it funny to see all these terrible analysts that are ex-players on TV? No, very few make enough to just sit on the money the rest of there lives. He has a degree and got a real job....man I can't stop laughing

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 06:08 PM
I want to find the humor. It's just not funny to anybody but you.

Wrong.

KC_Connection
10-15-2012, 06:09 PM
What was he supposed to do for the rest of his life? Sit around telling football stories about his shitty days with the Chiefs?

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 06:09 PM
Brodie CroyLLLLLLLLLLe

0-10

FAX
10-15-2012, 06:09 PM
By the way, real estate has experienced a pretty nice bounce here in the South. My friends in RE are very happy right now feeling like they've weathered the storm.

FAX

notorious
10-15-2012, 06:09 PM
What was he supposed to do for the rest of his life? Sit around telling football stories about his shitty days with the Chiefs?

If he starts telling stories about his injuries it could very well last the rest of his life.

3rd&48ers
10-15-2012, 06:09 PM
I'm glad for Brodie. But it's amusing seeing any high-profile athlete working a normal job.

Why? Would you rather see him broke and on drugs? I bet he still has a bunch of his KC money left too.

3rd&48ers
10-15-2012, 06:10 PM
If he starts telling stories about his injuries it could very well last the rest of his life.


You are one of the smarter ones here and you know he would love to be the QB right now of the Chiefs.... (He would be better)

Simply Red
10-15-2012, 06:10 PM
Hopefully he doesn't go broke.

i deleted that post because the grammar was piss poor, but yes.

Alabama is fairly commercial around Montgomery and Huntsville.

BryanBusby
10-15-2012, 06:11 PM
He's going to make money with zero effort and go home and fuck his hot wife.

Epic lulz

MeatRock
10-15-2012, 06:11 PM
Now the Ryan Leaf tennis coach thing is kinda funny actually, with his temper and all.

notorious
10-15-2012, 06:12 PM
You are one of the smarter ones here and you know he would love to be the QB right now of the Chiefs.... (He would be better)

Boy, do I have you fooled! :D


Yes, he would be better.

siberian khatru
10-15-2012, 06:12 PM
<img src="http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/todd-haley-kansas-city-chie.jpg" id="il_fi" height="250" width="250" style="padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; padding-bottom: 8px; ">


"Sell the ****ing house, Brodie!"

FAX
10-15-2012, 06:12 PM
i deleted that post because the grammar was piss poor, but yes.

Alabama is fairly commercial around Montgomery and Huntsville.

Sounds like he's specializing in recreational properties.

FAX

lewdog
10-15-2012, 06:12 PM
Why? Would you rather see him broke and on drugs? I bet he still has a bunch of his KC money left too.

Yea, he couldn't play football at the NFL level but he surely never came off as dumb. No doubt he didn't blow all the NFL money he made. Good for him, he will be just fine the rest of his life.

FAX
10-15-2012, 06:13 PM
Reminds me of the old joke, "Take my quarterback. Please."

FAX

Phobia
10-15-2012, 06:13 PM
Wrong.

So it's funny to you and some other loser who too lives in his mother's home trolling the internet 24/7.

JASONSAUTO
10-15-2012, 06:13 PM
I want to find the humor. It's just not funny to anybody but you.

This.

it's what normal people do. Earn a living
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lewdog
10-15-2012, 06:13 PM
What does OP do for a living?

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 06:14 PM
he surely never came off as dumb.

Hunting DVDs.

BryanBusby
10-15-2012, 06:15 PM
What does OP do for a living?

Live in his parents basement?

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 06:15 PM
What does OP do for a living?

LMAO

See? lulz.

3rd&48ers
10-15-2012, 06:15 PM
Yea, he couldn't play football at the NFL level but he surely never came off as dumb. No doubt he didn't blow all the NFL money he made. Good for him, he will be just fine the rest of his life.

Yes he will

Simply Red
10-15-2012, 06:15 PM
Sounds like he's specializing in recreational properties.

FAX

oh okay.

Well good for Brodie, Heck I always liked the kid. I still like him better as a Commercial Realtor than i do Matt Cassel at starting KC Chief QB.

MeatRock
10-15-2012, 06:16 PM
No, I think Brodie should just let his wife go into porn. Now that's some real estate i would like to see.

lewdog
10-15-2012, 06:16 PM
LMAO

See? lulz.

Just curious.

I would rather read about some former NFL player getting a job than declaring bankruptcy like most of these retards.

3rd&48ers
10-15-2012, 06:17 PM
What does OP do for a living?


Levon sells cartoon balloons in town
His family business thrives
Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly

Discuss Thrower
10-15-2012, 06:17 PM
No, I think Brodie should just let his wife go into porn. Now that's some real estate i would like to see.

Build a house up it, that's an ass-tate

Simply Red
10-15-2012, 06:18 PM
No, I think Brodie should just let his wife go into porn. Now that's some real estate i would like to see.

Yeah well she hates you.

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 06:19 PM
Brodie is just following in the footsteps of another great KC QB.

http://i.imgur.com/kQ4Ju.jpg

Baconeater
10-15-2012, 06:20 PM
Good lord, those cabinets are hideous.

MeatRock
10-15-2012, 06:21 PM
Yeah well she hates you.

Why? It's a legitimate job. There's nothing funny about that kinda work. :D

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 06:21 PM
<img src="http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/todd-haley-kansas-city-chie.jpg" id="il_fi" height="250" width="250" style="padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; padding-bottom: 8px; ">

"Sell the ****ing house, Brodie!"

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Yup. Guaranteed lulz.

Simply Red
10-15-2012, 06:22 PM
Good lord, those cabinets are hideous.

I'm not wild about the solid gold tie he's wearing. I don't have many ties, but the six or so that I have are very tasteful.

ILChief
10-15-2012, 06:22 PM
Maybe he can hire Stanzi :P

tredadda
10-15-2012, 06:27 PM
I also don't see the humor in him marketing himself after his career. Didn't one of the greatest baseball players of all time, Joe DiMaggio, work for Mr Coffee after his playing career ended? I guess he was a loser like Croyle according to the OP.

cdcox
10-15-2012, 06:28 PM
Same thing the Heath Shuler did after his career ending injury. He's now a US Representative.

I imagine that Brodie (nine ells) Croyle won't have any trouble getting sales leads back in Alabama. He'll make far more selling real estate than he ever did playing football.

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 06:28 PM
I also don't see the humor in him marketing himself after his career. Didn't one of the greatest baseball players of all time, Joe DiMaggio, work for Mr Coffee after his playing career ended? I guess he was a loser like Croyle according to the OP.

I didn't say Croyle was a loser. LMAO

This fan base sure loves them some Brokie. Quick to rush to his defense.

Phobia
10-15-2012, 06:28 PM
Brodie is just following in the footsteps of another great KC QB.

Yeah. Poor Bill. Makes millions in real estate and maxed out his allotted time as a State Representative. Became a starting NFL QB after being Mr. Irrelevant back when the draft went 12 rounds. Such a loser.

Here is a list of people you are allowed to make fun of, Clay:
Homeless
Incarcerated

tredadda
10-15-2012, 06:29 PM
I didn't say Croyle was a loser. LMAO

This fan base sure loves them some Brokie. Quick to rush to his defense.

Then what were you implying with the OP?

MeatRock
10-15-2012, 06:30 PM
Nah Brokie is cool man, I hope he can sell Pioli's house for him here.

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 06:34 PM
LMAO

The butthurt over making fun of Croyle is unexpected lulz.

DaFace
10-15-2012, 06:35 PM
Meh. I don't have any hard feelings against Brodie. He didn't work out, and that was disappointing, but I wish him all the best.

Dayze
10-15-2012, 06:35 PM
Good for Brodie. I always liked him. See,s like a down to earth guy. Too bad he didn't pan out.

Phobia
10-15-2012, 06:36 PM
LMAO

The butthurt over making fun of Croyle is unexpected lulz.

I don't know about anybody else but I'm not butthurt whatsoever. I'm just here for the lulz. Where are they?

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 06:36 PM
Thanks for providing them.

3rd&48ers
10-15-2012, 06:38 PM
LMAO

The butthurt over making fun of Croyle is unexpected lulz.

Why would I be butthurt? I am not a chief or croyle fan.

Ultra Peanut
10-15-2012, 07:05 PM
2006 to 2011? Fuckin' seriously?

digger
10-15-2012, 07:17 PM
What's funny about Croyle trying to break into real estate? I see what you did there. LMAO

Ultra Peanut
10-15-2012, 07:24 PM
Croyle hopes his competition in the real estate markest will shatter like so many of his own knees and shoulders.

JoeyChuckles
10-15-2012, 07:29 PM
Nope, didn't laugh once, and I read every post.

I did find it interesting, but not funny.

TrickyNicky
10-15-2012, 07:30 PM
He's listed as Questionable to attend the open house on Saturday.

Simply Red
10-15-2012, 07:31 PM
it's bad if you can't make JoeyChuckles laugh.

Simply Red
10-15-2012, 07:31 PM
He's listed as Questionable to attend the open house on Saturday.

negative rep.

Marco Polo
10-15-2012, 07:36 PM
This thread is worthless without pics of his wife.

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 07:51 PM
He's listed as Questionable to attend the open house on Saturday.

LULZ! LULZ!

I TOLD YOU.

KC Tattoo
10-15-2012, 09:15 PM
OMG THIS IS FUNNY STUFF CLAY GOOD ONE

http://i946.photobucket.com/albums/ad303/menageabro/brendanfraiserhahahaclap.gif

BRODIE CROYLE IN REAL ESTATE

http://i946.photobucket.com/albums/ad303/menageabro/snickerlol.gif

Just getting the giggles now too funny
Brodie uses his college degree to make something of himself HA HA

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r108/MignognaSocks/DBSK/gif.gif

This is Mickey Mouse funny Clay Mickey Mouse funny

http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy310/patsypoutusXxX/Gifs/pierrequirit.gif

Just bust a gut laughter

How can I contain myself from laughing?

http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/GIFsforhire/Funny-Laughing/bahaha.gif

Your crazy funny Clay

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff516/thisisallmyheart/tumblr/heechul-falloffchair.gif


http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/q521/BlueNosedFriend/GIF%20FOLDER/Laughinghyenagif.gif

Can't controll my laughter lolololololololololol

SNR
10-15-2012, 09:22 PM
I'm pretty sure that's the kind of job Brodie Croyle wanted all along. An easy desk job with solid pay so he can go home at night to his wife and bang the fuck out of her without worrying about her slapping a tender bruised area.

Dude never possessed the will to play football. He probably was just ehhh about the game. Any asshole who has the chance to earn an NFL starting job with only Damon Huard in the way but instead says, "I don't care about that right now. The biggest thing to focus on right now is my wedding" doesn't deserve to take snaps in the NFL.

Phobia
10-15-2012, 09:24 PM
I'm pretty sure that's the kind of job Brodie Croyle wanted all along. An easy desk job with solid pay so he can go home at night to his wife and bang the **** out of her without worrying about her slapping a tender bruised area.

Dude never possessed the will to play football. He probably was just ehhh about the game. Any asshole who has the chance to earn an NFL starting job with only Damon Huard in the way but instead says, "I don't care about that right now. The biggest thing to focus on right now is my wedding" doesn't deserve to take snaps in the NFL.

And screw Pioli for drafting him, too.

Iowanian
10-15-2012, 09:30 PM
So what is funny about a decent young man who leveraged his free college education into an employable career, built a nest egg trying to live his NFL dream and then moved on to business where he can leverage that to increase his family income?

That....and he's still banging a hotter chic than you'll touch.

Good for him.

More college football players should follow his lead instead of taking general studies or ethnic history.

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 09:31 PM
I'm pretty sure that's the kind of job Brodie Croyle wanted all along. An easy desk job with solid pay so he can go home at night to his wife and bang the fuck out of her without worrying about her slapping a tender bruised area.

Dude never possessed the will to play football. He probably was just ehhh about the game. Any asshole who has the chance to earn an NFL starting job with only Damon Huard in the way but instead says, "I don't care about that right now. The biggest thing to focus on right now is my wedding" doesn't deserve to take snaps in the NFL.

I read this in Captain Picard's voice.

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7hQbeHaBSIk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Deberg_1990
10-15-2012, 09:31 PM
http://www.ingewood.com/agents.php

http://i.imgur.com/y8w86.jpg

Is this what internet dorks do to feel better about themselves for not doing something more meaningful with their lives?

Phobia
10-15-2012, 09:34 PM
Look, more butthurt. Who knew people liked Croylllllllllle better than CLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLay?

DaneMcCloud
10-15-2012, 09:38 PM
So what is funny about a decent young man who leveraged his free college education into an employable career, built a nest egg trying to live his NFL dream and then moved on to business where he can leverage that to increase his family income?

That....and he's still banging a hotter chic than you'll touch.

Good for him.

More college football players should follow his lead instead of taking general studies or ethnic history.

Truth.

It seems like retired NFL players are damned if they do, damned if they don't.

Good for Croyle. Best wishes for success.

mr. tegu
10-15-2012, 10:00 PM
"was associated with the Kansas City Chiefs."

That part is pretty funny.

Count Zarth
10-15-2012, 10:10 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gcrfdsEd1rt7esto2_1280.jpg

Gonzo
10-15-2012, 10:22 PM
http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo184/jimenez_c_o/Web%20gems/thread_backfire.gif

ChiefaRoo
10-15-2012, 10:51 PM
<img src="http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/todd-haley-kansas-city-chie.jpg" id="il_fi" height="250" width="250" style="padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; padding-bottom: 8px; ">


"Sell the ****ing house, Brodie!"

LMAO

teedubya
10-15-2012, 10:58 PM
Guaranteed LULLLLLZ Indeed, CLLLLLAY.

ChiefsCountry
10-15-2012, 11:11 PM
Brodie looks like his going to make some bank. I bet he makes at least $50,000 on just that first property he is selling.

Real estate is a damn good profession. Brodie should make millions in it, alot of it just off his name, hell I'm on my way to being a millionarie because of it. He should easily be.

Bump
10-15-2012, 11:34 PM
I wonder if he still has his hot wife?

lol, I seriously doubt it

Munson
10-15-2012, 11:37 PM
I didn't recognize him since he got a haircut.

Phobia
10-15-2012, 11:49 PM
lol, I seriously doubt it

That's ridiculous. They're still married. Popped out a kid or two in KC.

ChiefsNow
10-16-2012, 06:21 AM
What's funny about Croyle trying to break into real estate?

It's called BrokeDick Realty. Making millions.

theelusiveeightrop
10-16-2012, 06:30 AM
Croyle can sell my house or have my wife/sister/cousin/daughter/ aunt anytime he wishes.

Count Zarth
10-16-2012, 06:53 AM
Congrats on getting back in the NFL, Brodie!

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/553654_466747163348200_105615062_n.jpg

Woodchuck
10-16-2012, 06:54 AM
It's pretty crappy posting Brodie's e-mail and phone number imo.

jd1020
10-16-2012, 06:55 AM
It's pretty crappy posting Brodie's e-mail and phone number imo.

Ummm... it's already on a public website.

Woodchuck
10-16-2012, 06:58 AM
Ummm... it's already on a public website.

So what? This is the same kind of crap as cheering when Cassel got hurt.

jd1020
10-16-2012, 07:16 AM
When was Eric Winston allowed to created an account on CP?

tooge
10-16-2012, 07:25 AM
what is funny is that he made several million dollars holding a clipboard for 5 years in the NFL. Now, as a cult hero in his home state, he'll make even more selling land and he'll enjoy his hot wife and hunting and fishing in his home state. Guys living the American dream if you ask me. You, on the other hand lived in your parents house till you were his age and spend your pasty skinned life sitting in front of a computer trying to make fun of guys that have it made. sad for you. win for him.

La literatura
10-16-2012, 07:26 AM
Brodie Croyle: The Prince of Alabama Real Estate

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NE-72ZXux-g/S8H5Z2e3VWI/AAAAAAAANkM/O-qTLMRdt2Q/s1600/Prince_Charles_Time_magazine_cover.jpg

the Talking Can
10-16-2012, 07:27 AM
.

HMc
10-16-2012, 07:42 AM
Simply Red you can pick up 80 acres of hunting land in Belmont, AL for 200K. Give him a call in the morning mate, opportunity of a lifetime I reckon

http://ingewood.com/enlarge/134305496115591.jpg

looks great