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Dr. Facebook Fever
10-15-2012, 11:39 PM
Factory of Sadness... pfft. At least Cleveland played aggresively and came from behind to win this week. Does anyone think the Chefs actually have that ability? Yea right. This is the worst coached team I've ever seen and the saddest group of non play makers I've ever seen assembled. No one on this team believes we're going to win game to game. They're just trying not to be the **** up from play to play.

So I'm all behind the Cleveland Browns because they are really the only serious team in between us and the top draft pick. I'd like to see us get that pick and see how we **** it up. Jacksonville will gut out a few wins. Naw'lins has the talent to win a handful. It's between us and Cleveland.

Let's go Brow-ns, lets go, clap clap clap-clap-clap!!!


tl;dr woot Browns!

Phobia
10-15-2012, 11:42 PM
The Browns just played today at your house? Might want to check your game stream.

rabblerouser
10-15-2012, 11:42 PM
I'm in.

I know the Browns can make it to 6 wins, easy.

Hey; at least they USED A FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK ON A QB.

BigMeatballDave
10-15-2012, 11:43 PM
Today?

KC Tattoo
10-15-2012, 11:44 PM
Orange helmets not brown go figure.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-15-2012, 11:44 PM
Today?


Yesterday. Whenever lololol.

BryanBusby
10-15-2012, 11:45 PM
have fun getting staph infection

SNR
10-15-2012, 11:46 PM
Yesterday. Whenever LLLLLoLLLLLoLLLLLoLLLLL.

FYP

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-15-2012, 11:46 PM
have fun getting staph infection

From the Kansas Shitty Chiefs?

edit... that was suppossed to say qu... eefs. That word is apparently banned.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-15-2012, 11:49 PM
Orange helmets not brown go figure.

Brown pants. I gotta get me a sweet Browns jersey. Anyone know any of their players?

BryanBusby
10-15-2012, 11:50 PM
From the Kansas Shitty Chiefs?

edit... that was suppossed to say qu... eefs. That word is apparently banned.

Cleveland is staph central.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-15-2012, 11:51 PM
Cleveland is staph central.

That's great. What is KC then?

CHENZ A!
10-15-2012, 11:51 PM
You guys are just jumping on the bandwagon because that Browns fan submerged his head in a bucket of piss during the tailgate last week

KC Tattoo
10-15-2012, 11:54 PM
Brown pants. I gotta get me a sweet Browns jersey. Anyone know any of their players?

Brown Jim

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-15-2012, 11:54 PM
You guys are just jumping on the bandwagon because that Browns fan submerged his head in a bucket of piss during the tailgate last week

Have you seen any KC fan do that? I didn't think so.

MeatRock
10-15-2012, 11:54 PM
Brown pants. I gotta get me a sweet Browns jersey. Anyone know any of their players?

Sure, Ishmaa'ily Kitchen. There ya go. :D

otherstar
10-15-2012, 11:55 PM
I've got a college buddy that coaches for the Browns. He grew up in St. Joseph, played HS ball at Benton, and college ball at Benedictine in Atchison.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-15-2012, 11:55 PM
Brown Jim

Thanks for not saying Brandon Weeden. I want a back up FB jersey.

BryanBusby
10-15-2012, 11:55 PM
That's great. What is KC then?

super aids

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-15-2012, 11:56 PM
I've got a college buddy that coaches for the Browns. He grew up in St. Joseph, played HS ball at Benton, and college ball at Benedictine in Atchison.

Good for him getting a better job than in KC.

rabblerouser
10-15-2012, 11:57 PM
Brown pants. I gotta get me a sweet Browns jersey. Anyone know any of their players?

You could prolly pick up a Brady Quinn jersey from his Browns days on the cheap.

Oh, the irony would be immense.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-15-2012, 11:58 PM
You could prolly pick up a Brady Quinn jersey from his Browns days on the cheap.

Oh, the irony would be immense.

That might be just sweet enough to do.

Baconeater
10-16-2012, 12:00 AM
You guys are just jumping on the bandwagon because that Browns fan submerged his head in a bucket of piss during the tailgate last week
I wasn't aware of this, but I'm totally in now.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-16-2012, 12:01 AM
I wasn't aware of this, but I'm totally in now.

You have to beat me at everything tonight. You obviously hate me.

CHENZ A!
10-16-2012, 12:03 AM
I wasn't aware of this, but I'm totally in now.

It was on deadspin today. There are several YouTube videos of it. Fucking gross

Phobia
10-16-2012, 12:05 AM
You could prolly pick up a Brady Quinn jersey from his Browns days on the cheap.

Oh, the irony would be immense.

This guy for n00b of the week, not necessarily for this post but for all nine of them. Nine posts in and he hasn't even annoyed me yet. That's got to be a n00b record. I'm going to promote him to full-blown regular with all the amazing perks.

Baconeater
10-16-2012, 12:07 AM
You have to beat me at everything tonight. You obviously hate me.It's much easier to just steal others' dreams than to come up with my own.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-16-2012, 12:09 AM
It's much easier to just steal others' dreams than to come up with my own.

Mom's computer sucks. I saved it and tried to use it as my avy and I get a wrong file extension message even though it's a jpeg and it's within size rules.

KC Tattoo
10-16-2012, 12:21 AM
http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii574/KCTattoo58/30Browns_display_image_zps19ce5603.jpg


Here ya go be a Browns fan

KC Tattoo
10-16-2012, 12:22 AM
http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii574/KCTattoo58/browns-cheerleader2_zps02242158.jpg

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-16-2012, 12:24 AM
I like Browns girls. They're pretty on their face.

KC Tattoo
10-16-2012, 12:25 AM
http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii574/KCTattoo58/Cleveland-Browns-Cheerleader-3_zps314cdaa7.png


I kind of want to be Browns fan too

But I got this Chiefs tattoo

So what do I do?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-16-2012, 12:27 AM
http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii574/KCTattoo58/Cleveland-Browns-Cheerleader-3_zps314cdaa7.png


I kind of want to be Browns fan too

But I got this Chiefs tattoo

So what do I do?

Cover it with her picture.

SPchief
10-16-2012, 12:33 AM
This guy for n00b of the week, not necessarily for this post but for all nine of them. Nine posts in and he hasn't even annoyed me yet. That's got to be a n00b record. I'm going to promote him to full-blown regular with all the amazing perks.

You know he's Joey right?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-16-2012, 12:35 AM
You know he's Joey right?

No I'm not. I mean no he isn't.

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 12:42 AM
That might be just sweet enough to do.



I'm looking for a Hillis jersey right now.

Go Browns!!

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 12:43 AM
You know he's Joey right?



My name's not Joey.

But I like perks.

Baconeater
10-16-2012, 12:57 AM
My name's not Joey.

But I like perks.
Is your mom a whore?

KC Tattoo
10-16-2012, 12:58 AM
My name's not Joey.

But I like perks.

That's what Joey would say. Your not fooling anyone Joey.

Phobia
10-16-2012, 01:05 AM
You know he's Joey right?

He's far too clever to be Joey. You think I don't know his real name and haven't listened to his very cool band and traced his IP back to his home address before being nice to him?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-16-2012, 01:10 AM
Joey wouldn't come up with a cool name like Driving Wheel. He'd be more "In bed with fat girl."

KC Tattoo
10-16-2012, 01:18 AM
He's far too clever to be Joey. You think I don't know his real name and haven't listened to his very cool band and traced his IP back to his home address before being nice to him?

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t62/himeijin/stalker.png

SPchief
10-16-2012, 01:20 AM
He's far too clever to be Joey. You think I don't know his real name and haven't listened to his very cool band and traced his IP back to his home address before being nice to him?

Link to the band for proof?

ClevelandBronco
10-16-2012, 01:21 AM
Steamers for all my brothers!

Phobia
10-16-2012, 01:24 AM
Link to the band for proof?

Why? Just click on his name and visit his homepage.

ClevelandBronco
10-16-2012, 01:27 AM
Cleveland is staph central.

That's great. What is KC then?

Home of the front office staph infection.

SPchief
10-16-2012, 01:29 AM
Why? Just click on his name and visit his homepage.

I've just been trolled I think

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-16-2012, 01:29 AM
Home of the front office staph infection.

I figure rooting for no team can be worse than rooting for the Chiefs. Who's is a bigger loser? No one.

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 01:30 AM
Is your mom a whore?

not as bad as my sister.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-16-2012, 01:33 AM
not as bad as my sister.

ok maybe he is Joey.....

Phobia
10-16-2012, 01:36 AM
I've just been trolled I think

Have you ever known me to mislead people intentionally?

Phobia
10-16-2012, 01:37 AM
ok maybe he is Joey.....

Nah. He's friends with my buddy Joel Frazee though.

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 01:37 AM
Why? Just click on his name and visit his homepage.

whoa, let's not be rational here - that would make too much sense.

Phobia
10-16-2012, 01:38 AM
whoa, let's not be rational here - that would make too much sense.

Please stop trying to troll SPchief.

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 01:42 AM
Nah. He's friends with my buddy Joel Frazee though.



small damn world.


Y'all can call me Joey though, if it makes you feel better.

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 01:44 AM
Please stop trying to troll SPchief.

I'm sorry, SPchief - I'll try to not troll you collaterally anymore (looks at the ground and kicks rocks, hands in pockets)

Phobia
10-16-2012, 01:45 AM
Joel lives about 5 blocks from me. We play ball together sometimes. You seen him lately?

SPchief
10-16-2012, 01:50 AM
Have you ever known me to mislead people intentionally?

Just found out the homepage link to FB. Cool addition I didn't know about. When you said homepage, I went to his profile

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-16-2012, 01:59 AM
Driving Wheel's name is officially Joey. Not THE Joey just A Joey. We need a Joey around here.

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 02:00 AM
Joel lives about 5 blocks from me. We play ball together sometimes. You seen him lately?

Not really, it's been about a decade - we used to run in the same circles down in Warrensburg, in college on the music scene. We still have a lot of mutual friends, and it's possible he's been at a show I'm at or whatever and we just didn't get a chance to see each other. Those things happen a lot.

Actually, now that I think about it...I may have seen him and Lance at the Pittsburgh game last year. I almost got into a fight with this jarhead Steelers fan because him and his short Asian wife wouldn't shut up. LB was sitting a few rows behind me, and if memory serves, ot may well have been Joel sitting next to him...but maybe my drunken memory is just doing a weird substitution.)

Phobia
10-16-2012, 02:07 AM
He turned into a damn gymrat. It's silly.

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 02:20 AM
He turned into a damn gymrat. It's silly.

hahaha, there are certainly worse things someone could turn into!

Phobia
10-16-2012, 02:26 AM
Well, that's true and I'm okay with it. But I'm not okay with topless men on my facebook feed. I have rules.

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 02:30 AM
Well, that's true and I'm okay with it. But I'm not okay with topless men on my facebook feed. I have rules.

whoa, yeah gotta draw the line there.

Topless women = beautiful and natural

topless men = need to put on a shirt

BigChiefTablet
10-16-2012, 03:49 AM
Sorry I didn't read the whole thread, and I am sure somebody else has said it by now. We are the Cleveland Browns, at least the players, and coaches, that sucked enough that they got rid of them.

mnchiefsguy
10-16-2012, 03:51 AM
Browns need to win more. So does NO, Oakland, Jacksonville, Carolina, and TN.

AussieChiefsFan
10-16-2012, 04:12 AM
Browns need to win more. So does NO, Oakland, Jacksonville, Carolina, and TN.

I don't think we need to worry about NOLA and Carolina.

mdchiefsfan
10-16-2012, 04:15 AM
You should know that we are Chiefs fans, anything we cheer for will fail. Keep cheering for the Chiefs if you want that first pick and utterly despise the Browns for playing well.

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 04:20 AM
Sorry I didn't read the whole thread, and I am sure somebody else has said it by now. We are the Cleveland Browns, at least the players, and coaches, that sucked enough that they got rid of them.

Then get a Browns jersey and start rooting!!

I don't think we need to worry about NOLA and Carolina.

yeah, I heard they have QBs...but NOLA might be tempted to take one this year, if for no other reason than they may not have a chance for this high of a pick again for a few years.

You should know that we are Chiefs fans, anything we cheer for will fail. Keep cheering for the Chiefs if you want that first pick and utterly despise the Browns for playing well.

touché