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Chiefspants
10-16-2012, 03:43 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Pioli

ROFL

After a disastrous start to the 2011 season, Pioli's hand-picked QB Matt Cassel broke his hand on November 14. On November 21, he was placed on injured reserve, ending his season. Palko proved to be inadequate as a backup to a merely serviceable Cassel, leading many to question how a team with legitimate playoff hopes entering the 2011 season had remained so thin at so many key positions during the offseason, especially at QB and safety, where the Chiefs lack of depth was more than woeful.

Haley was fired on December 12, 2011, after leading his team to a 5-8 record during the 2011 NFL season.[12] Pioli fired Haley with 3 games remaining in the 2011 season, with Pioli deflecting much criticism for the Chiefs underwhelming performance toward Haley's methods in handling the strike-shortened offseason in particular; Pioli named Crennel interim coach and the team went 2-1 for a 7-9 finish. Pioli hired Crennel to be full time head coach; however, the results of the 2012 season have been as bad or even worse than the 2011 season (as the only real change was Crennel, the same team has many of the same problems as the 2011 team - only now Pioli doesn't have Haley to throw under the bus.) The nucleus of his young team is basically comprised of Peterson-era holdovers (Jamal Charles, Tamba Hali, Brandon Flowers) and New England rehashes (Matt Cassel, Steve Maneri). Fans have hired pilots to fly banners condoning his ouster. Considering his team's performances, their actions may be justified.

Edit: Here's Clay's edit (Which has apparently been tampered with) "In October 2012, Chiefs fans compiled a factual list of Pioli's misguided decisions in a public Google Document. [2]"

BoneKrusher
10-16-2012, 03:44 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Count Alex's Losses
10-16-2012, 03:46 PM
Ooh! I have an edit.

Count Alex's Losses
10-16-2012, 03:48 PM
Done.

Chiefspants
10-16-2012, 03:51 PM
Done.

ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
10-16-2012, 03:52 PM
Went to work on Cassel's wiki entry!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Cassel

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 04:51 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Pioli

ROFL

not gonna lie...

that was me on Sunday Night.

I also signed up for this board at around the same time.

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 04:52 PM
I cut and pasted from haley's, so i knew it wouldn't get deleted and added my own $.02...

CoMoChief
10-16-2012, 04:58 PM
GoChiefs needs to include his Cassel FAIL stats on the wiki page. LMAO

Count Alex's Losses
10-16-2012, 05:02 PM
I linked to it. :shrug:

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 05:14 PM
I linked to it. :shrug:

(in my best Flounder/Kent Dorfman)

Aw, man is this gonna be GREAT!!

Stanley Nickels
10-16-2012, 05:19 PM
Well Driving Wheel, a hearty welcome to you, then. You will receive, as of this post, 25% fewer "noob hazings". :D

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 05:26 PM
Well Driving Wheel, a hearty welcome to you, then. You will receive, as of this post, 25% fewer "noob hazings". :D

bwahaha, so the amount of hazing I will receive will be only slightly less than it has been, got it.

(dorky winky thingie inserted here)

wazu
10-16-2012, 06:36 PM
OP leaves out the best part:

"In October 2012, Chiefs fans compiled a factual list of Pioli's misguided decisions in a public Google Document. [2] (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nQtFpV6F1CiSloh_01lwwDT-8uZvQy9VyvIaW70EkLc/edit)"

theelusiveeightrop
10-16-2012, 06:43 PM
Rest assured Pioli is working on his own edit so he can "control the message."

wazu
10-16-2012, 06:46 PM
Rest assured Pioli is working on his own edit so he can "control the message."

Yep. Expect a new section when you see it tomorrow, titled "The Justin Houston Era".

theelusiveeightrop
10-16-2012, 06:49 PM
Yep. Expect a new section when you see it tomorrow, titled "The Justin Houston Era".


Or "LSU and Me. The erection years."

Count Alex's Losses
10-16-2012, 06:53 PM
OP leaves out the best part:

"In October 2012, Chiefs fans compiled a factual list of Pioli's misguided decisions in a public Google Document. [2] (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nQtFpV6F1CiSloh_01lwwDT-8uZvQy9VyvIaW70EkLc/edit)"

This was edited from my original wording, which was "Pioli's failings in Kansas City."

Someone from the Patriot Way got to this.

It's not "Pioli failed." Now it's "He was misguided."

Pioli is a victim.

Chiefspants
10-16-2012, 06:53 PM
OP leaves out the best part:

"In October 2012, Chiefs fans compiled a factual list of Pioli's misguided decisions in a public Google Document. [2] (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nQtFpV6F1CiSloh_01lwwDT-8uZvQy9VyvIaW70EkLc/edit)"

That was a part of Clay's edit, I'll add it to the op.

Edit: Oops, guess it's been tampered with.

bevischief
10-16-2012, 06:56 PM
ROFL

DJ's left nut
10-16-2012, 07:01 PM
This was edited from my original wording, which was "Pioli's failings in Kansas City."

Someone from the Patriot Way got to this.

It's not "Pioli failed." Now it's "He was misguided."

Pioli is a victim.

I didn't mess with it, but 'misguided' is worse than merely failed.

Failed may mean that the process was sound but the result, for whatever reason, didn't come.

Misguided means that everything in the decision making process was just poorly thought through and decided. Misguided means fucked up from its inception.

I like the new wording better.

Count Alex's Losses
10-16-2012, 07:12 PM
Misguided sounds like Bill Parcells gave him bad advice on everything.

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 07:35 PM
Rest assured Pioli is working on his own edit so he can "control the message."

it's all just part of 'the process.'

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 07:42 PM
Misguided sounds like Bill Parcells gave him bad advice on everything.

Yeah. Like on sticking with 'your guys'. That's a Parcell flaw in Pioli; see it worked for Parcells because "his guys" were : Phil Simms, Bill belichick, Lawrence Tayler, Keith Byars, Tom Coughlin etc.

Hey Pioli!! Dexter McCluster is NOT Dave meggett!!! Matt fucking cASShoLLLLLe is DEFINITELY not Phil Fucking Simms!!

FUCK!!!!

Death2CasselFans
10-16-2012, 08:01 PM
Went to work on Cassel's wiki entry!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Cassel


Cassel married his longtime girlfriend Lauren Killian, (born July 31, 1981) a former USC volleyball player, in February 2007; Carson Palmer was his best man.


There seems to be a brotherhood amongst USC QBs

Cassel is #10 in this pic

http://i.imgur.com/zqfpc.png?1

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/417/569/82830564_crop_650x440.jpg?1319699293

Spott
10-16-2012, 08:26 PM
Dang, there's really been a lot of USC QB's make it to the NFL in the last 8-10 years that have turned out to be mediocre. Looking at these pics I don't think there's any way I want Barkley next year.

rabblerouser
10-16-2012, 09:31 PM
Dang, there's really been a lot of USC QB's make it to the NFL in the last 8-10 years that have turned out to be mediocre. Looking at these pics I don't think there's any way I want Barkley next year.

SC QB = no bueno.

SC is almost as bad as Michigan QBs (Brady being the only exception I can think of)

Chiefspants
10-17-2012, 12:00 AM
Edited the Op to include Clay's tampered edit.

Bump
10-17-2012, 12:03 AM
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rabblerouser
10-17-2012, 08:48 AM
^'Piloli, you motherfucking cocksucker...'

He's telling the story of Todd Haley telling Piloi that they need new QB.

Count Alex's Losses
10-17-2012, 09:08 AM
Pioli's going to get a couple of hard pipe-hittin' Patriot Wayers to go to work on the houses in Kansas City with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

rabblerouser
10-17-2012, 09:37 AM
Pioli's going to get a couple of hard pipe-hittin' Patriot Wayers to go to work on the houses in Kansas City with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

Ha!

q: 'Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?'

a: 'Talking to Romeo about atarting cASSel vs the Raiders, and having some food.'

'You're on dangerous ground, Mr. Piloi'
.