PDA

View Full Version : Life Help: Need Office Prank Ideas.


Micjones
10-17-2012, 01:34 PM
My co-worker just made a fool of me with the "Post-it note over the eye of my mouse" gag.

I must repay her for this!

Gimme some ideas, will ya?

Nothing that's going to cause her harm or cost me my job.
Just something that'll send the "I'm not to be trifled with" message.

I'd appreciate it guys. Thanks.

Sofa King
10-17-2012, 01:35 PM
Kill her.

Sofa King
10-17-2012, 01:36 PM
A simple one would be to turn on her computer and turn the brightness of her screen down to 0. She'll turn it on, see the light says "on" but she won't be able to see anything.

alpha_omega
10-17-2012, 01:36 PM
Whoopee cushion?

Screen print of the desktop as wallpaper?

Graystoke
10-17-2012, 01:36 PM
Take a similar post -it note, Write "I suck Balls" on it.
Place on her back.

Micjones
10-17-2012, 01:37 PM
A simple one would be to turn on her computer and turn the brightness of her screen down to 0. She'll turn it on, see the light says "on" but she won't be able to see anything.

Good one!
Her computer will most likely be locked so simple ideas like these are perfect.

okoye35chiefs
10-17-2012, 01:37 PM
unplug her mouse from the back of her computer, or her keyboard

Chief Gump
10-17-2012, 01:37 PM
Tape the cord of her phone closest to the receiver to the end closest the phone itself. When they go to pick up the phone it will all come flying with it. It might sound stupid but it has a huge comedic value.

Chief Gump
10-17-2012, 01:39 PM
Or if it is a Windows machine hit CTRL + ALT + arrow down. It will turn your display upside down.

ChiTown
10-17-2012, 01:39 PM
Poop on her keyboard. Do EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!

Detoxing
10-17-2012, 01:40 PM
Download animal porn on her computer, turn off her spam blocker and let the porn go wild!

Detoxing
10-17-2012, 01:40 PM
Pee in her coffee.

Chief Gump
10-17-2012, 01:41 PM
Another one is to put just a tiny bit of Aloe gel on their ear piece on their phone. I had some stuff that was unscented so people would all be WTF is this shit. Drive them nuts when they would get a glop of goo in their ear and not know what it was.

Detoxing
10-17-2012, 01:41 PM
Masturbate on her chair.

Chief Gump
10-17-2012, 01:41 PM
Put a mp3 of porn sounds in her start up folder and make sure you crank her sound up.

La literatura
10-17-2012, 01:42 PM
Ahh, young love.

Micjones
10-17-2012, 01:42 PM
Or if it is a Windows machine hit CTRL + ALT + arrow down. It will turn your display upside down.

I've tried that. Doesn't seem to work in Win7.

La literatura
10-17-2012, 01:42 PM
Dic pic as her computer background.

ChiTown
10-17-2012, 01:42 PM
Masturbate on her, while she's sitting in her chair.

FIFY

QuikSsurfer
10-17-2012, 01:42 PM
Kill her.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/gifs/8Sz7c.gif

RockChalk
10-17-2012, 01:43 PM
I've tried that. Doesn't seem to work in Win7.

I have Win 7. Works on mine

Bearcat
10-17-2012, 01:43 PM
I've tried that. Doesn't seem to work in Win7.

Right click on the desktop -> Screen Resolution -> Orientation -> Landscape or Portrait (flipped)

theelusiveeightrop
10-17-2012, 01:44 PM
Don't want to get fired? Well that eliminates violence.

Micjones
10-17-2012, 01:44 PM
Right click on the desktop -> Screen Resolution -> Orientation -> Landscape or Portrait (flipped)

That's the thing though, her computer will be locked.
Has to be something that doesn't require me to access the desktop.

theelusiveeightrop
10-17-2012, 01:45 PM
Or if it is a Windows machine hit CTRL + ALT + arrow down. It will turn your display upside down.

This.
An office classic.

T-Town
10-17-2012, 01:46 PM
If your office has one of those vending machine that rotates and you open the door to the item you want to buy, purchase something and then place her office supplies in the machine so she has to buy them back.

Chief Gump
10-17-2012, 01:47 PM
I've tried that. Doesn't seem to work in Win7.

I have Win7 and it works.

vailpass
10-17-2012, 01:49 PM
If your office has one of those vending machine that rotates and you open the door to the item you want to buy, purchase something and then place her office supplies in the machine so she has to buy them back.

LMAO Mental picture making me laugh

Chief Gump
10-17-2012, 01:50 PM
That's the thing though, her computer will be locked.
Has to be something that doesn't require me to access the desktop.

If you have admin rights on her PC you could use PSexec and still do just about anything you want to her pc even if it is locked. Hell, you could do it to her while she was on the pc working away. She would never know what the hell is going on.

You have to be good with DOS commands to do this.

Micjones
10-17-2012, 01:51 PM
I have Win7 and it works.

All it does for me is function as a downward scroll of the screen.

Micjones
10-17-2012, 01:52 PM
If your office has one of those vending machine that rotates and you open the door to the item you want to buy, purchase something and then place her office supplies in the machine so she has to buy them back.

That is BRILLIANT.
If our vending machines were on the same floor, I'd totally do that.

Chief Gump
10-17-2012, 01:53 PM
If you know how to browse to someones files on the network change the settings in her hosts file to include any websites that she often goes to and just have them point back to 127.0.0.1. She will be wondering why she can't get to them anymore. Another great prank.

QuikSsurfer
10-17-2012, 01:55 PM
Pop in a linux live cd/dvd and boot from it. Open up a terminal window and su to root and then type "fdisk -l" to get a list of the hard drive(s) on her computer -- find the name of the primary (windows) partition and then run "shred -vf -n 6 /dev/hda". Remove the cd and reboot.. Don't forget to destroy the cd. THEN plant some drugs in her desk and call the authorities (anonymously).
That'll teach the bitch.

Chief Gump
10-17-2012, 01:57 PM
Put the blue screen of death as her screen saver. Had a "desktop" guy we did this to. He ended up reimaging his PC because he couldn't figure out why he kept getting the blue screen of death. Jesus he was dumb.

03eltond
10-17-2012, 01:58 PM
if your chairs have 5 wheels on them, take one off (they should pop right off without tools or anything). it'll still stand on its own, but they'll start to fall over once they sit and lean in that direction. you can actually just set the missing wheel under the chair and sometimes they will think the chair just somehow did that itself.

Micjones
10-17-2012, 02:01 PM
if your chairs have 5 wheels on them, take one off (they should pop right off without tools or anything). it'll still stand on its own, but they'll start to fall over once they sit and lean in that direction. you can actually just set the missing wheel under the chair and sometimes they will think the chair just somehow did that itself.

That one could potentially cause her to hurt herself.

03eltond
10-17-2012, 02:02 PM
That one could potentially cause her to hurt herself.

nah, the chair has 5 legs so it catches itself without falling completely over. it's good for a little scare but thats it.

vailpass
10-17-2012, 02:04 PM
That is BRILLIANT.
If our vending machines were on the same floor, I'd totally do that.

Yeah that's a really good one, never heard of that before.
Be great to put her cell phone in the vending machine, ask her to go get you something from the machine, then call it while she's standing there.

phisherman
10-17-2012, 02:12 PM
Put the blue screen of death as her screen saver. Had a "desktop" guy we did this to. He ended up reimaging his PC because he couldn't figure out why he kept getting the blue screen of death. Jesus he was dumb.

THIS.

I used to set this up for all the new techs that would come onto our team back in the day. Good old SysInternals.

It's sooooo funny to watch them do reimage after reimage.

BigCatDaddy
10-17-2012, 02:17 PM
My favorite is lotion on the listening end of the phone. Call her, and watch her pick it up and get an ear full of lotion.

Micjones
10-17-2012, 02:20 PM
nah, the chair has 5 legs so it catches itself without falling completely over. it's good for a little scare but thats it.

Gotcha! Hmm...

tooge
10-17-2012, 02:23 PM
Another one is to put just a tiny bit of Aloe gel on their ear piece on their phone. I had some stuff that was unscented so people would all be WTF is this shit. Drive them nuts when they would get a glop of goo in their ear and not know what it was.

I still do this one. gets em every time.

listopencil
10-17-2012, 02:24 PM
Frozen poop on a stick.

tooge
10-17-2012, 02:24 PM
buy a brownie. roll it up. jam a few peanuts in it. put it on her desk

LOCOChief
10-17-2012, 02:30 PM
buy a brownie. roll it up. jam a few peanuts in it. put it on her desk

why not just buy brownies with nuts in them?

I used to do this in HS and leave a trail of them on the floor to the mens room.

WV
10-17-2012, 02:37 PM
Wait for a rainy day and fille her umbrella with the little holes from the hole punch.

Take some saran wrap and cover the top of one of her desk drawers, then flip the drawer over and slide it back in upside down.

If you have metal detectors, slip some random metal tools in her purse before lunch.

tooge
10-17-2012, 02:38 PM
my favorite, was to wedge a toothpick into the back of the kitchen sink squirter hose so that it is pointing directly towards where a persons face would be. then double over a rubber band over it's handle so that it is "engaged". Now, the first person that turns the sink on gets blasted in the face with water. Now, the trick of course is to make sure it happens to the right person. Works with my kids by asking if they will get me a glass of water.

Rain Man
10-17-2012, 02:39 PM
Another one is to put just a tiny bit of Aloe gel on their ear piece on their phone. I had some stuff that was unscented so people would all be WTF is this shit. Drive them nuts when they would get a glop of goo in their ear and not know what it was.

And then look at her ear and say, "Is that hair gel?", and make a pompadour for yourself with it.

Rain Man
10-17-2012, 02:42 PM
Craiglist ad asking for a ride to Sturgis, with her e-mail.

BigCatDaddy
10-18-2012, 07:20 AM
Craiglist ad asking for a ride to Sturgis, with her e-mail.

I set up a fake email account and emailed a co-worker before responding to their "Happy Ending Massage Craigslist ad" that of course wasn't really listed.

notorious
10-18-2012, 07:23 AM
Remove top of office chair.


Place shrimp or fish remains in the center tube of chair base.


Replace top of office chair.


Profit!

Predarat
10-18-2012, 07:27 AM
Burn microwave popcorn and put her name on the bag.

Sofa King
10-18-2012, 07:42 AM
Craiglist ad asking for a ride to Sturgis, with her e-mail.

My buddy put an ad on craigslist for a 1 year old snow blower for roughly half to a little under half the cost of a new one. He then put his buddies # and a "i need to sell fast" message.

That other guy got an avalanche of calls that day.

Pasta Giant Meatball
10-18-2012, 07:44 AM
Remove top of office chair.


Place shrimp or fish remains in the center tube of chair base.


Replace top of office chair.


Profit!

ROFL You are brutal dude.

Buehler445
10-18-2012, 07:45 AM
PIIHB

53 posts? Christ this place is slipping.

There's always the old go get a couple bags full of shreddings from the crosscut shredder and dump them at her cube. That's always a good one.

ChiefsNow
10-18-2012, 07:55 AM
Put a tack in her chair.

Predarat
10-18-2012, 07:57 AM
PIIHB

53 posts? Christ this place is slipping.

There's always the old go get a couple bags full of shreddings from the crosscut shredder and dump them at her cube. That's always a good one.

And no This Thread is Worthless Without Pics either. The damn Chiefs are deleting our damn brain cells one by one, a little bit at a time. Damn Polly!

Pasta Giant Meatball
10-18-2012, 08:06 AM
Put a tack in her chair.

Did that to a lardass once and he destroyed the tack not feeling a thing ROFL

ChiefsNow
10-18-2012, 08:09 AM
This one would be funny. Her curser will be flashing the middle finger.

http://www.rjlpranks.com/pranks/the_finger/


ps. I just dowloaded it and installed it. Pretty cool. inconspicuous but she will wonder what the fuck is going on.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-18-2012, 08:17 AM
Remove top of office chair.


Place shrimp or fish remains in the center tube of chair base.


Replace top of office chair.


Profit!

Did this with tuna fish years ago. Fucking priceless.

Micjones
10-18-2012, 08:22 AM
PIIHB

53 posts? Christ this place is slipping.

There's always the old go get a couple bags full of shreddings from the crosscut shredder and dump them at her cube. That's always a good one.

And her ass is GLORIOUS too.

kepp
10-18-2012, 08:23 AM
Poop on her keyboard. Do EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!

"Shit on Debra's desk! Like a Boss."

Micjones
10-18-2012, 08:24 AM
So far the safest thing I can do is to change the brightness on her monitor.
Problem is, these shitty Acer monitors don't have brightness controls on them.
I'd actually have to go into a menu to do it. I won't have that much time.
I need to be in and out with whatever I do so I don't alert her neighbors.
One of them hates me with the power of a thousand suns.

Psyko Tek
10-18-2012, 08:26 AM
antifreeze?

AndChiefs
10-18-2012, 08:38 AM
Antifreeze in the coffee?

ChiefsNow
10-18-2012, 08:47 AM
turn her radio to a station she hates and glue the knob.

lcarus
10-18-2012, 08:52 AM
my favorite, was to wedge a toothpick into the back of the kitchen sink squirter hose so that it is pointing directly towards where a persons face would be. then double over a rubber band over it's handle so that it is "engaged". Now, the first person that turns the sink on gets blasted in the face with water. Now, the trick of course is to make sure it happens to the right person. Works with my kids by asking if they will get me a glass of water.

Love this one. Our sprayer handle was black, so electrical tape worked just groovy.

CoMoChief
10-18-2012, 08:55 AM
Or if it is a Windows machine hit CTRL + ALT + arrow down. It will turn your display upside down.

LMAO i got so many people with this one

Micjones
10-18-2012, 09:01 AM
LMAO i got so many people with this one

That's always been my favorite, but for some reason that just doesn't work on these Win7 machines.

lcarus
10-18-2012, 09:04 AM
That's always been my favorite, but for some reason that just doesn't work on these Win7 machines.

Doesn't work on mine either

The Rick
10-18-2012, 09:06 AM
The Annoy-a-tron:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8c52/

The Rick
10-18-2012, 09:09 AM
The Annoy-a-tron:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8c52/
Or there's this one...the Phantom Keystroker:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ae83/

Pasta Giant Meatball
10-18-2012, 09:09 AM
Make her watch last weeks Chief game Clockwork Orange style.

acasas4
10-18-2012, 09:13 AM
Switch some of the keys on her keyboard around or glue her keyboard to her desk.

Nixhex
10-18-2012, 09:24 AM
Hide an open can of tuna under her desk somewhere.

Dayze
10-18-2012, 09:56 AM
copy/print screen of her desktop; paste as wallpaper

Kerberos
10-18-2012, 12:16 PM
If you have cubicles the cubicle full of packing peanuts is always a nice gag?

GloryDayz
10-18-2012, 12:18 PM
Take her stapler...

Buehler445
10-18-2012, 12:23 PM
Heh. If you can't get into her computer, just walk in, pop off her ALT key, and leave. She can't get in either.

Discuss Thrower
10-18-2012, 12:35 PM
Sorry if Q, but what you should pull a Craigslist prank. Either list the person's car for sale 50% under value or offer a free box of copper wire.

Predarat
10-18-2012, 02:21 PM
Sorry if Q, but what you should pull a Craigslist prank. Either list the person's car for sale 50% under value or offer a free box of copper wire.

Free box of copper wire, holy shit! ROFL

Micjones
10-18-2012, 02:21 PM
I was too chickenshit with her neighbors watching.
I wound up pulling a lame paper towel prank.

That's my warning shot, I guess.
I will step my efforts up if this continues though.

Rain Man
10-18-2012, 02:24 PM
The Annoy-a-tron:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8c52/


Oh my goodness. I have to have one of these.

Rain Man
10-18-2012, 02:24 PM
I was too chickenshit with her neighbors watching.
I wound up pulling a lame paper towel prank.

That's my warning shot, I guess.
I will step my efforts up if this continues though.


Paper towel prank? Please explain.

Molitoth
10-18-2012, 02:32 PM
You can get a shit load of ideas by watching the first two seasons of "The Office"... which a few people here have jacked ideas from.

Micjones
10-18-2012, 02:35 PM
Paper towel prank? Please explain.

Please don't make me.
:(

Micjones
10-18-2012, 02:36 PM
You can get a shit load of ideas by watching the first two seasons of "The Office"... which a few people here have jacked ideas from.

That dry ass show? No thanks, I'd be pranking myself.

Molitoth
10-18-2012, 02:38 PM
That dry ass show? No thanks, I'd be pranking myself.

The first two seasons were great.

Micjones
10-18-2012, 02:42 PM
The first two seasons were great.

My ex-girlfriend swore by that show.
She made me watch it once. The humor was really dry.
I still don't get the fascination with it.

Garcia Bronco
10-18-2012, 02:42 PM
My co-worker just made a fool of me with the "Post-it note over the eye of my mouse" gag.

I must repay her for this!

Gimme some ideas, will ya?

Nothing that's going to cause her harm or cost me my job.
Just something that'll send the "I'm not to be trifled with" message.

I'd appreciate it guys. Thanks.

You've come to the right place my friend.


-Slightly pull out the network cable on her desktop or dockingstation
-Double sided velcro tape is good for velcroing everything to the desk
-Tape down the switch under the handset of her desk phone
-Send her flowers from another co-worker. :D
-small tape over the headset mic is a good one
-Aluminun foil on the desk
-If she leaves her workstation unlocked.....make a picture of her desktop, make it her wall paper, then hide the icons
-ctrl+alt+arrow down will invert her desktop image upside down


these should get you started.

SPchief
10-18-2012, 02:48 PM
The Annoy-a-tron:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8c52/

Heh, a buddy of mine got one and put it in his manager's office. The GM couldn't find it for months. Fucking drove him crazy everytime he heard it.

acesn8s
10-18-2012, 05:15 PM
Put antifreeze in her coffee cup.

bevischief
10-18-2012, 06:28 PM
scotch tape her network connection then plug it end on top of it. I stumped my boss and the co worker for hours when I did this. I almost died to keep from laughing my ass off. Lasted about 3 hours. They never figured out who did it.

bevischief
10-18-2012, 06:34 PM
Unplug her network cable but don't let it lock in. That was another 3-4 hours of entertainment gold with my boss that same co-worker. Me a another co-worker almost died from laughing at them and tech support answers.

crazycoffey
10-18-2012, 07:32 PM
mirror google, search for company's website, then make it her homepage.....